Captain Kino will hit a Billion

Burger King foot lettuce

I dont understand how can the movie make so much money when I haven't seen a single trailer or poster advertising the movie.
my wife hasn't said anything about it and she asked me to go see fucking aquaman with her yet she doesnt even know this movie exists.
sometimes I think americans inflate the numbers of these movies just to look successful

Captain "let's rescue the space refugees" is for trannies

we've been inforned time and time again that tickets were bought but no one showed up, of course the numbers were inflated

bump for justice

Films that push social agendas are being artificially pumped via ticket sales or other means in order to give the appearance of success, and in turn allow certain agendas to progress further into the general publics sphere of acceptance.

She’s a shit singer.

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Cwan ewye hwav swex wit u~ uwu OWO

>my wife hasn't said anything about it and she asked me to go see fucking aquaman
because she is flicking her bean to Jason Mamoa. You basically paid to get cucked. Good job

Only "box office" posting is allowed for captain marvel
Figured the Cat webms would get more play (or even more outrage with Nick furry eye thing)
I'm starting to think no one here actually watched it

I do. but youre still a faggot.

what a qtie

>i did 50 threads of captain marvel today

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Doom patrol has real diversity.

Captain marvel is a privileged white girl virtue signalling and getting rich from idiot "commies".

Why do you fail even when you think you're winning beta boy?

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>all this ironic shilling
It's time to stop it. It's not funny anymore.

Could someone post that larson/trump face comic?

You think the failure of her singing career is what made her so bitter?

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The movie does better than i expected, but no wonder with that money pumped into marketing and the tickets Disney bought by themself.

>Finally out of P.E.?
At first i though Pedo, but than i realised i am not in the Guardians of Gunn thread!

Based Brie.

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>look up the album on google
>The album only sold a total of 4,000 copies in the United States.
>only 4,000 copies
>4,000

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>even here she has that bitch face.
Jesus Christ, she looks so dead all the time...

well to be fair albums don't sell nowadays

I think Disney astroturfers post these stupid threads so there's no negative coverage of a release. aim is to keep their stock price high

This was back in 2006, when the bitchy pop punk princess trend was still a thing

They botched her nose job, one nostril is smaller than the other

>Yea Forums didn't watch a movie they hate.
Duh.

qt

Ikr. Fuckin white men!

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Can you rationally explain why these people bother you enough to save pictures of them?

An electric mouse will hit a billion faster.

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>a girl overshadowed by a cat takes credit for 10 years of success playing as a fictional character created by a white man
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ah then it was saturation

incels just got CANCELLED

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>Pretending you wouldn't because of some tame opinion she has that your /pol/ aspie sensibilities tell you to get upset about

Were you also posting that picture the previous several months when there were a non-stop flow of cap marvel hate threads

memes are for retards

>Pretending you wouldn't
Did I say that? Because I totally would

>I'm starting to think no one here actually watched it
obviously

Literally Disney just lapping up its own regurgitated vomit

>everyone reports empty theaters on opening
>25 tickets no show each showing
>drops 70% first week

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Almost none of that is actually happening.

She's got some fine tiddies!

>ignoring evidence makes it true

>Captain Marvel is the only marvel film to be released concomitantly both domestically and in China
>a fuckload of pandering to idiots (literally released on international women's day)
>released in march aka a month with literally 0 competition
>marketed as a pre-requisite to understand the plot of the ending of a 10-year saga
>almost the same domestic NW (which is pretty much the only thing studios care about) as fucking Thor 3
>still manages to lose to fucking Shrek The Third when accounted for inflation
The absolute state of mouse shills.

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>screencaps and outrage from retards on Yea Forums is "evidence"
Keep telling yourself that this movie is a flop, just like Black Panther...just like every time you've been wrong.

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I would definitely consider if I had no previous knowledge of her ass (or lack of one) and her disgusting personality.

>Yea Forums
its on literally every youtube channel following any of this
dont think they all got it from Yea Forums like you do

Yeah all those "Captain Marvel SJW PWNAGE EPIC STYLE" videos made by literal teenagers, sure are the cutting edge of journalism you fucking idiot.

Imagine being a zoomer and citing YouTube...

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updated

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Here

>everyone posts pictures of empty theatres claiming it's a CM showing
>one of the few films released simultaneously worldwide has a slightly bigger drop on the second weekend because it's not bolstered by new releases elsewhere

Finally got around to watching this. I am fucking seething I didn't get to see any inkling at all of a Super Skrull, and the shitty twist means his appearance is basically impossible.

Dark interface looks better imo

based Jeremy blowing up while boogie is becoming a full fledged gay furry waht a time to be alive

>boogie is becoming a full fledged gay furry
I've been out of the loop too long - source?

So, when this film makes another billion, what is the argument going to be? Doubles decides.

Disney is in league with Deep ones, and they're using fish magic to inflate sales.

now she smiles

Absolutely based. Polfags seething right now.

no one actually saw the movie, it was all disney.

Imagine being Chris in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Brie Larson, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chris and not only stand in front of Brie as she stiffens her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her flatass and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while they try to make her show some emotion. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BRIE LARSON LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face stuck in the grimace you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of redheads and supermodels for your ENTIRE CAREER. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled forehead as she tries to look intimidating, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chris. You're not going to lose your future capeshit career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

meh, you're still pretending that Brie Larson is not attractive?

Triples decide!

I really want her and Thor to have god babies.

it's that guy an autism or something? More important who the fuck watches all that.

why is the DC guy a pajeet?

like clockwork :)

When Carol was talking to the AI super intelligence the second time, they played "Come as you are" by Nirvana. How would Carol know this song,as she disappeared in the late 80's and "Come as you are" released in the early 90's. This exchange was supposed to take place in her head, using she's she knows/remembers right?

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where can i see this movie?

i live in the boonies and the nearest theater is 20 miles away.

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this fat faggot just bitches and moans all the fucking time about shit. He has

Probably heard it on the radio on Earth.

I miss that trend.

You will never pass and will just kill yourself like the rest

SJWs are now pissed she has on makeup in the end game trailer lmao

this shit was still sold out near me and it's been a week. Just fucking kill yourselves neckbeards!

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www.allure com/story/captain-marvel-fans-angry-brie-larson-makeup-avengers-end-game

This is actually true

allure.com/story/captain-marvel-fans-angry-brie-larson-makeup-avengers-end-game

>a girl overshadowed by a cat takes credit for 10 years of success playing as a fictional character created by a white man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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To be fair 60% of britney spears cd sales from the mid 2000s were from old horny pedos and pervs. I'm guessing brie was just too plain jane to be pedob8

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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main argument seems to be she didn't in captain marvel so why is she now... its not like she had her memory of earth erased and had been living win the kree, now that she remembers who she was and of earth no she does?

idk whats worse thinking that she shouldn't or allure trying to use this as clickbait

By starring in a movie with a plot of literally a white woman liberating and saving a colored, alien species by realizing her own power and forcing her culture on them.

They also lose their shit because of Thor. They want her to be lesbian.

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Where have we seen this before?

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It's the equivalent of console makers selling their console at a loss for market penetration. Though its rarely done in the business world, since the cost of marketing on the movies will be astronomical and movies industry themselves are very risky investment

is it just me or does her foot on that picture look fucking GIANT? looks like it could fit a clown shoe

>Insider info
Kek, that one never gets old.

1billion shekels coming right up

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I-it's Disney buying a-all the tickets!

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BASED. INCELS BTFO

Miscarriage? Up not a coincidence

>i was told by apple care that i could walk into the store and get the part

I want to punch this incel in the face

First I wanted capeshit to die, then I wanted whatever would make the most people implode.

Make your dreams come true and actually punch him in the face

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GOOD GOY!

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What’s the real buzz around this movie? I have heard literally nothing. Not even the usual NPR movie review episode that usually pops into my queue.

Is it a real Percy Jackson or what? I’d love for Disney to take a hit right now so I could find a good entry point before their streaming platform and summer lineup take off.

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lol so this guy replying to her actually understands that it's against the rules of their job for a federal homeland security agent to hit on people while they're working to protect our border.

>ur an EN PEE SEA XD

What kind of faggot needed a videogame themed version of "sheeple" before they felt comfortable enough using it?

I genuinely cannot tell who is "trolling" who anymore. Can someone please fill me in?

user, there are people legitimately angry that this film is doing well. Let that sink in.

posters were only so upset before because they love capeshit, so it's an easy transition to this
Yea Forums is basically tsundere for brie

>b-baka i'm just watching captain marvel to keep up with memes
>b-baka im just watching it ironically to see how bad it is
>b-baka i'm just watching it so i understand other capeshit films
>b-baka it's not like i paid to watch it or anything

Who cares in all honesty. Shit films break a billion these days.

It's more of a compliment than a catcall you dumbass roastie

Some folk just want the "high" of Black Panther, but considerably more trite.

Just like Captain Marvel, really.

lol personally i wouldn't want to be put in a position were i'm offside with someone who has the power to delay me for hours, strip search me, and even possibly plant drugs on me and fuck my entire life
you never know how vindictive people are

That's why it's literally against the rules of their job to hit on people.
Also how the fuck do you know the specifics of it?

It's hardly like she made a big deal about it either, she didn't try to get him in trouble, she didn't name him. We've been crying about it probably thousands of times now, that's an actual overreaction.

hot

At least I know this board is for retards now. Thanks, Anons.

Please dude, think on the shady shit that was done to get that number. Don't act like it got there on its own merit

>how did a Marvel movie make money?
Gee, user. I don't know...must be a conspiracy I'll tell ya!

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Probably, I bet that was her dream. Any retarded can make capeshit, it takes true talent and creativity to be a successful musician

>projecting this much malice and cunning onto TSA niggers in an effort to defend some cunt
get a life

It's true it didn't get there on its own merit, but not for the reason you think.
Disney didn't buy their own tickets.
A lot of people watched it because it's a bridge movie between Infinity War and Endgame, which gave it a significant boost.

It's the implication, and the possibility. It's like if a cop pulls you over and asks you out. They're probably not going to smash your tail light or give you a ticket if you say no, but it's still literally not what they're supposed to be doing for very good reasons.

>get a life
lmao from the guy literally crying for the thousandth time over some roastie's tweet.

Damn she looks pretty hot here, good for her

Yeah because Disney is known to play by the rules

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Has the power to delay YOU for hours. Not her. I think you underestimate that woman’s sense of self-importance. The whole tweet thread is her status flexing.

I'm not saying they bought tickets. But wide-scale manipulation. From media shills to guilt shaming. Those are only a few examples.

>concomitantly

Jesus fuck, nice thesaurus faggot

bs make more hate threads incel

>Has the power to delay YOU for hours. Not her
How so? Pre-disney Larson isn't some hollywood oligarch, just a working actor. Hell he probably didn't even know who she was.

Also, status flexing would be getting him fired

>It's like if a cop pulls you over and asks you out.
it’s not like that at all lmfao are you 12? have you ever been to the airport? TSA agents aren't anything like cops and just being in line is nothing like being pulled over this is such a plainly stupid comparison

>but it's still literally not what they're supposed to be doing for very good reasons.
gj you just describe almost every job ever. not supposed to hit on people while working, yes we know, it’s not worthy of a fucking dissertation on muh power dynamics.

>literally crying for the thousandth time over some roastie's tweet.
i’m not a guy, and i’m pretty sure you’re the only one in the thread that’s spent so much time thinking about that tweet

>TSA agents aren't anything like cops
They are literally federal homeland security agents.

Working in airport security, is more serious than just about every other job. Are you a zoomer who doesn't even remember 9/11?

And TSA agents literally 'randomly' select people for 'secondary security screening selection', which is a massive inconvenience.

>i’m not a guy
Sure thing tranny
>i’m pretty sure you’re the only one in the thread that’s spent so much time thinking about that tweet
Sure, you cunts aren't actually thinking about it, you're just getting triggered and crying.

That's it? Your argument is just "uh, it's a conspiracy"?

>everything that is popular that I dislike is the product of an elaborate brainwashing and it's not just as simple as "people bought a ticket for a Marvel flick"

>has anyone noticed how there are no memes from this movie,

Outside of "culture war" hot spots I've seen nothing from anyone. I scrolled past more Shaggy memes than I have for captain marvel. In comparison I couldn't escape the hype people had for Black Panther, even my normie family was saying wakanda forever around the house and my timelines were filled with posts about it. I know this is all anecdotal but it's fucking weird.

Imagine being Chris in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Brie Larson, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chris and not only stand in front of Brie as she stiffens her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her flatass and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while they try to make her show some emotion. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BRIE LARSON LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face stuck in the grimace you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of redheads and supermodels for your ENTIRE CAREER. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled forehead as she tries to look intimidating, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chris. You're not going to lose your future capeshit career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

This guy fucking gets it.
This is why people say the MCU will decline after Endgame since that's when all the big stars are gonna leave and be replaced with Captain Bitchface. Whom most normies are meh on.

Who keeps making these threads about how much money the next jew produced blockbusters make? Who fucking cares?

WEAR THE LEOTARD

She's alright but she's not a fuckin babe by any means

Why does a billion dollar revenue matter? Who cares if normies gobble that shit up? You know what else is a billion dollar franchise? Fucking Transfromers. Doesn't make it a good movie, or even a passable movie. Just means that people with zero taste or opinion of their own flock to the theater to watch the most heavily advertied pig feed. I fail to see how that is a mark of pride for anyone.

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archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/90393821/#90399695

My guy, you know the arguments by name. You really need it all spelled out for you so you can counter with either sexist, troll salty libtard speak? Take it as you want but there is no way that movie go to 1 billion on its own steam

Just like those that were vocal about not liking the film after seeing were still labeled man babies and trolls. Please with this bullshit

Its being released one month from what could possibly be the biggest climax of the MCU, and thus, one of the biggest movies of this generation. And unlike Ant-Man and the Wasp, it is setting up a character that is going to play a role in Endgame, much like how Black Panther played a similar role in Infinity War. If Carol is doing well now, its because of the Endgame hype

>When her hair partially covers her face and the dark eyeliner really comes into focus

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Yeah but the dudes here made a whole fucking racket about it. They deserve their little peens to be caged.

Ughh so hard. The fact that underneath she is so fit and tight, fuuuck

>Jesus fuck, nice thesaurus faggot

It's called a VOCABULARY but then I guess you didn't get much of an education from reading the shit smeared graffiti off the walls of the truck stop toilet stalls you grew up in while your mom was giving blowjobs through the glory hole you fucking nigger!!!FACT!!!

"Statuesque"

It was stupid when they did it, and it's stupid when you do it and piss everywhere. The board doesn't need a few dozen threads about this shit every damn day.

That and the phony outrage generated by the press. Halfass biassed reporting as a sweetener. Releasing to international markets at the same time as domestic markets. Which no other Marvel movie has ever done. And yeah being the opening act to the super bowl of marvel movies. I'm not going all the quartering but no other movie was pushed as hard by the pr team more than captain marvel.

Literally nobody but you in here has ever heard of that unused, stale word before you pompous prick.

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>some blogs on the internet called me a manbaby for openly advertising how I'm shilling bad reviews on RT! The nerve of them!

Not after Avril ruined it

>Occam's Razor is now libtard speak
I'm just not going to take you seriously.

Hold on. Your echo chamber is louder than usual.

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The feeling is absolutely mutual

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>look up Brie Larson training videos for Captain Marvel
youtu.be/IKfVgASlMLk
>mfw Rosa Salazar has better training for Alita Battle Angel and it actually shows in the movie she’s in compared to Brie
youtu.be/-jL-EAn0D-Q

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I fucking repeatedly told my story of a packed theater at an odd showing. That's ignored in favor of middle of no-where screens. Yea Forums you try too hard.

>no Alita
You had one job

Well, when the character is literally "Captain COMPANY NAME" you sure as hell gotta push the shit outta her.

All those squats and Brie still doesn't have a bigger ass

SHE STILL FAILED

#28 IS GARBAGE FOR THIS KIND OF HYPE

MCU PHASE 4 IS IN BIG TROUBLE

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LOL its on youtube!!!!!

True keep making excuses for their overly aggressive media campaign though. Nothing sells like controversy am i rite

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This

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I dont care about capeshit at all but I love the butthurt this movie caused nerds just by existing

Lmao. You nerds said the movie would flop. You are wrong and you lost. You're a virgin AND the movie you hated didnt flop.

this

Alita isn't the NME bro. Just the incels. Aquachad's on there to upset the DC faggots who still insist BVS and MoS are watchable.

>no you

>Why did you ask that?
>Why did you ask that?
>Why did you ask that?
Jesus Christ this woman

pretty cute for an alien girl

She really is an unlikable bitch. Disney is betting on the wrong horse

INVENT MORE DELUSIONS DISCORD TRANNY

HERES A CLASSIC YOU SHOULD BE FAMILIAR WITH
>I CAN BE A GIRL IF I CUT MY DICK OFF!

#28 OPENING IS A FACT, FOREVER BEATEN BY SHREK 2 LMAO

HERE ARE MORE FACTS UNDERSTAND HOW BADLY THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY DOING :^)

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>Literally nobody but you in here has ever heard of that unused, stale word before you pompous prick.

Hurr durr, me n0 like Long wurds *shits diaper*!!!FACT!!!

when will this fly sistah get BLACKED??

>no one here actually watched it
no shit genius.
fuck capeshit.

>Literally no one cares

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reminder: they pulled ed norton's contract because nobody liked him

Based Jeremy coming at me with another video

Rosa did a lot of training. Brie just defined her body to be “muscular” and somehow still failed to define her buttock region

>views are in the tens of thousands
*YAWN*

a mod got butthurt and banned me for making fun of the movie so someone cares.

>reminder: they pulled ed norton's contract because nobody liked him

That was Pre-Disney!!!FACT!!!

Norton didn't have the mouse shill as hard as they do for Brietard. They are really trying to protect her

Here’s some of her shit.
youtu.be/-bvYRlv7XCw
youtu.be/2X5EzzrdElk
youtu.be/zVkSTUItOC0
youtu.be/y_bvl2TsNHg
Cringeworthy shit, even by 2005 standards

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>faggots literally admit to posting fake reviews on RT
I'm not saying it's a major conspiracy but that did happen.

Why do you expect anyone to take you seriously for crying about "libtards"?

No one admitted to posted negative reviews online. However, there were a ton of false positive ones not being reported by the press. The same ones accusing others of trolling

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>”we want the shrill voice and lyrical content of Avril Lavigne, but we also want the generic sincerity of Michelle Branch”
>”say no more”

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Why are you so upset? You called me a shill with no justification other than our views seems to oppose one another. Liberals default is to call someone a racist or a sexist whenever they can't present anything. I didn't mean to add it. Just used to it by now

There were thousands of both faked positive and negative reviews that came out mere hours after the movie premiered in the US. But the negative ones are overwhelming. Regardless, it's RT, it doesn't fucking matter because this is all an artificial outrage.

>everyone who disagrees with me is a boogeyman caricature of muh liberals liberals liberals
It's so exhausting, kiddo. Grow up already.

But yet RT only allows 3 stars and up to be posted and counted. The so-called negative reviews weren't reviews. Two buttons, want to see or don't want to see. Majority presses don't want to see. They took it away then blames so-called troll and put out a false narrative about it being a review when it wasn't. Hell, even you are repeating the false narrative.

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It's not a false narrative, there were far more negative bot or shill reviews. I'm not sure why it matters that this happened. Ir doesn't change anything, RT is pointless. The film is doing well financially regardless. How new are you to this site where you think Yea Forums doesn't try to rig, spam or raid things?

Yup precisely.

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I'm not sure what you are trying to get at here.

Do you have actual proof or are just assuming that ALL 50, 000 so-called reviews were negative? Again, it's a financial success not through its own merit. A billion dollar mediocre made worldwide doesn't mean what it once did. Not just saying that for because of this flick.

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I know. You missed the mark the entire thread.

Evidently for this entire conversation.

Yeah, we know, Disney confirmed they were going to fight the alt right at their own game and made bots to spew positive comments to counter the bots spewing negative ones. They pretty much took all the kidgloves off after Last Jedi, we're fucked.

>muh Joo
>a billion dollars doesn't make a movie successful.
Jesus Christ, it's just a dumb mediocre Marvel movie riding off of the Endgame trailer hype. Hours after the movie came out, literal thousands of reviews appeared on RT...in hours...read through them, pal. If you think a real person is typing most of those, you're an idiot.

Did anyone here actually see this movie?

You're talking to multiple anons.

A review on a site nobody is reading reviews on doesn't magically make a movie earn a billion dollars.

Again you fucking imbecile I said, "Do you think ALL". I freaking swear with your lot and cherry picking so you can argue just to argue. No shit it's riding on the back of Endgame. Again I said that as well. Damn with you people

No shady PR campaigning and opening internationally before negative word of mouth on how the movie really is would do that.

> surprise, the technocrats are fascists and have a hidden agenda

Is it an impossible dream to wish for a movie where this isn't the case?

No, I'm talking to you. Was or attempting when you aren't hurling insults

>you lot
All is being said to you that there isn't a conspiracy here.

All major blockbusters have a review embargo on opening night you fucking retard.

Again I never said there was. Just shady business practices. Which they made clear in the guise of combating made up strawmen and pushing an agenda or at the least pretend to get asses in the seats

But it wasn't a strawman, there literally were bot reviews on RT...

You keep saying "shady".

NO SHIT SHERLOCK! BAKA why do you guys bounce all over the place when trying to present an argument? The PR campaigning was the press. Creating or generating hate for a group to stir up controversy. PR meaning Public Relations.

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Hell, clearly you don't see what they did was anything bell well-intentioned business practices. Meanwhile further divide a fan base. So far since acquiring anything, all they've done was divide fanbases. But velvet rope bullying so journalist all using the same talking points is ok for you. I knew that already

This

Why can't you just accept that some of the irrational hatred was real and that was what they used to drum up controversy?

>fanbases are divided over a bridge Marvel film about a boring character in a passible ok movie that isn't even overtly offensive to anyone
>still going to make a billion

You care far too much about this shit, user. It's why normalfags are just seeing this movie, going "eh, it's fine" then moving on with their lives.

Probably because in reality they saw smoke and made a fire out it to further their pockets and protect their property. It's like saying a minority represents the majority. That's the same bullshit message why apparently no one can be critical of black panther or star wars without being labeled a sexist or racist right out of the gate.

Yeah, unfortunately, I agree. We just disagree on the method used to get to that dollar amount.

I see as the same enthusiasm some have for a sports team or a celebrity. We all have our vices. Comicbooks and sci fi is mines

Nobody is calling you a sexist or racist for saying you dislike those films, user. It's usually the /pol/nigger types that get really pants pissing mad when the movie is brought up. The majority of the country doesn't give a shit what some retard thought of a capeshit film.

I've got to be honest, the only reason I saw this movie was because it's part of the series.

I really could have done without it. Two hours for basically "This is Captain Marvel. She's from space, but not really. Endgame is next!"

user I want you to know I see it

They put so much money into this it will never make a profit, but it was never about profit in the first place.

>Hillary Clinton is part of the Captain Marvel conspiracy
is there a worse subculture than the alt right?

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You're not calling me one. Which trust me I appreciate. However, not everyone thinks the same.

Have a hobby, just don't go to these autistic lengths to gymnastic your brain into thinking that a Marvel film right before Endgame isn't going to make money.

>why did you ask that?
>do i work out? is this a personal attack?
yes, she actually said that
>am i left handed? ahh mm...well that's a bit of a personal question, goes on to explain how she is kinda ambidextrous, but not really, only a little bit of left hand but right but, not really however i trained for combat in captain marvel to use both hands there

>white saviour complex the movie
Do non whites even like this film?

I agree it just pisses me off when the media inflames these twitter and Tumblr idiots. I was cool till I was called something I'm not. I miss just going to a movie and enjoy it

Not the ones I spoke to. They thought it was boring to meh

white men bad
black men GOOD

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>I was personally attacked by Disney
Come on, user.

Thought as much, they want more black kino not some whiny white bitch

Dude, you're cherry picking. Seriously.

Stop watching incels on youtube and enjoy your hobby independently of shitty vloggers, youll enjoy your hobby much more trust me.

You're argument literally is "I was personally offended by this multibillion dollar company", that isn't a cherrypick.

COME HERE Yea Forums. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE SEX.

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No that wasn't. I literally even explained in detailed. But take as you want.

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How do I stop her from raping me? I do *NOT* consent.

>hit a Billion
It got blown the fuck out by turds like Fast and Furious 7, Twilight 2, Shrek 2 and Dawn of Justice etc. opening weekend and is not catching up.

There's a reason the Disney shills only shill the foreign box office in damage control... it got BTFO in the US... only the 28th biggest opening and just the 3rd biggest March opening.

This after millions in marketing and it needing 750 million to just break even. It's a certifiable bomb that may not even make its money back.

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We'll see you in a week when it makes a billion, user.

>We'll
hmm

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>One of the highlights at my career at Marvel was introducing her at Comic-Con and having her coming out on stage and stand there with literally almost every thing else from our universe, and there she was at the forefront, and it was a great foreshadowing of not just for how audiences are going to embrace Brie as this character, but also for how Captain Marvel is about to take the lead and be at the forefront of the entire Cinematic Universe. -Kevin Feige

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That's a contraction, it means "we will". Nice retard painting from MS Paint, are you a literal child?

10 years was a good run.

Movie was front-loaded with it's sameday worldwide release. Furthermore Disney forces theaters to show it's films in each theater's auditorium for a month while taking even a larger share of each ticket sold. Failure to do so will see the theater lose access to future Marvel and Star Wars films. (Solo was exempt from this practice due to Avengers already being in theater)

Source: archive.is/TEgng

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i saw it in theaters

my cousin said we should see it

it was pretty bad and we didn't tell anyone about it and didn't talk about it at all.

Was laughing and smiling so hard? She's legit cute when she laughs. Her opinions, flat ass and disgusting feet make her absolutely sickening but, hey, a smile always helps.

Imagine being this sad obsessed faggot who made 3 videos per day about how everyone hates CM and how bad it will flop lmao

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Those fungus toes were reflections of her actual personality

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Jesus you guys bitch about soi but look at this fucking guy. How is he not soiboi#1?

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He just keeps putting his foot in his mouth

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>How is he not soiboi#1?
Because he revealed that majority of MTG judges are registered sex offenders, which is kinda standard in leftist communities but it's good that someone shone the light on the cockroaches.

third worlders and chinese saved their asses

>pretending you wouldn't
I wouldn't
Possible STDS and HIV and AIDS

Based

#WATCHBOTH

She consider that personal attack and rape.

>COME HERE Yea Forums. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE SEX.

No one here fucks corpses, that we know of...!!!FACT!!!

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>says man in a Chinese forum that was seething beyond belief about the movie a week ago

>the absolute state of disney that they need to set up press events for brie to smile and giggle in so they can spam it online in an attempt to salvage her public image from insufferable cunt
not gonna work today
at least not on me

le funny quirky cute meme died a long time ago

this guy found his niche and is capitalizing on it
any single one of you would do the same

over a right side of history fight too

HERE'S THE TRUTH, DISNEY KNEW THEY MADE A PIECE OF SHIT BUT ARE DESPERATELY SHILLING CAPTAIN MARVEL BECAUSE THEY'VE DECIDED TO RUN THE MCU INTO THE GROUND WITH FEMINIST/SJW POLITICS LIKE THEY HAVE WITH STAR WARS!!!

THE DISNEY/FOX MERGER WAS AROUND THE CORNER, SO THE MOUSE NEEDED TO MAKE CAPTAIN FUNGI INTO AN "EVENT" SINCE THEY'RE TOOTING HER AS THE "NEW FACE OF THE MCU"!!! SO THEY'VE BEEN USING POLITICS TO CREATE THE ILLUSION THAT CM IS SOME FEMINIST MILESTONE WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT THEY'RE SIMPLY PISSED THAT DC/WB BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH WITH WONDER WOMAN!!!

SO IN ORDER TO ONE-UP DC/WB THEY BULK BOUGHT TICKETS, CENSORED WEBSITES AND SILENCED CRITICS WHILE ALLOWING THAT NARCISSISTIC VAPID AIRHEAD FUNGI BREEDING GREASEBALL TO RUN HER MOUTH SO THEY CAN CLAIM THAT ANY BAD REVIEWS OR REPORTS OF THEIR TICKET BUYING PRACTICES ARE LIES FROM "RUSSIAN BOTS, INCELS, MANBABIES ETC..." BOOGEYMEN!!!

THE FOX/DISNEY MERGER IS WORTH TENS OF BILLIONS AND DO YOU THINK THE MOUSE WOULDN'T SPEND A FEW HUNDRED MILLION TO ENSURE A SHIT-TIER MOVIE WAS PERCIEVED TO BE A HIT TO BOOST STOCK VALUE?!?

YOU KNOW ALL THIS TO BE TRUE IN YOUR HEARTS!!!

!!!FACT!!!

I doubt it will even beat Aquaman, let alone make a billion.

>furious 7
yikes

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If you unironically like this movie you're an incel.

have sex

This. Literally nobody at my work is talking about it or has seen it and my work is normalfag central.

>Black people actually do unironically use white boy still.
Holy shit how insecure can you be.

The Left Cant Meme.

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I had fun in 10 years. It was nice, but I think I'll be done after Endgame.

incels BTFO forever

SEETHING

Wanking to her feels weirdly good

No matter how many threads you faggots make I will never be mad about Captian Marvel. I don't watch capeshit. I've seen leaked nudes of Brie Larson. Nothing she does can upset me anymore when I've seen her tits.

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Have sex

Reminder not to respond to the autistic faggot CringeyThinMan

You sound upset and coping, though

Probably because you can't pirate the blu-ray yet so any screencap would look like shit?

Brie Larson is not attractive, not even up for debate shes a square faced washboard.

This

/thread

Just saw it. It was bad. Wouldn't reccomend it.

>It's gonna be the first Marvel flop
>No one is going to see it after the first weekend
>It won't even make 500 million

Why did you lie to me, Yea Forums?

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youtube.com/watch?v=jtrmWnFAHYE

TheQuartering is fan of Jordan Peterson who is 100% Zionist shill.

she's used cargo

Heres to all the based baiters like OP who got the soibois/neckbeards mad af slinging shit at eachother. Tarrant would be proud.

You deserve it.

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Disney and Google and YouTube and Rotten Tomatoes and others broke a Standard and now they could be sued for it.

The law suits are inevitable.

Formaggio e funghi

After seeing her perfect titties and cute little nipples I unironically like Brie now.

Sorry lads.

Spend 750M+ to make 1B. Seems legig

She’s attractive in the same way a quarter pounder is food.

What's wrong with that one? That's pretty much how it is.

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>WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT THEY'RE SIMPLY PISSED THAT DC/WB BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH WITH WONDER WOMAN!!!
stopped reading

You cared, you cared so fuckin much.

people who flooded Yea Forums with their autism for months before this movie released

They funnelled all of the money from boycotting #alitachallenge true gamers into Captain Marvel BO

>I found 5 pictures on twitter of people sitting in half-empty theaters
>Clearly something is going on

/pol/ as always with mountains of evidence

Sometimes I wonder if we should discuss the inherent Argumentum Ad Populum in the desire for something to flop or sell.

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>obnoxious spergs spamming Yea Forums with capeshit threads how this is movie is going to flop because muh SJW
>that lasted for months
>spergs BTFO repeatedly, make up new excuses
>none of it comes true and movie is still doing well
Half of Yea Forums is pretending they are not mad at all or never said anything, the other is shitposting because shadenfreude. Anything to do with the actual movie? Who cares it's capeshit.

Wasn't Furious 7 the best performing movie of 2015? Nice flop.

I love it because they put all their cards into this one, the biggest screeching campaign since ghostbusters, youtube grifters making 5 videos per day, excuses on release that it still will flop. There is nothing to latch on to except conspiracies at this point, they just keep getting fuckin pummeled. It's entertaining to watch.

Watched like 3 MCU movies in my life.

50k reviews appearing hours after movie is released before anyone even had a chance to see it and the rating being like 30% proved that the negative brigade had bigger numbers.

You are being played. Or getting offended on behalf of people that are not you. Spergs making 3 videos a day on captain marvel and screeching about SJW are sexist, too much of a weird obsession for them not to be.

If you don't like the movie, or though the trailers didn't look good, noone has an issue. Don't identify with the worst people.

>majority of MTG judges are registered sex offenders
Yes, like 10 of them and they all turned out to be refering to a handful of people who were inactive for years. Is making a fake pedo conspiracy like a go-to for all youtube right wing grifters? kys Quarterpounder, Jim won't invite you to his birthday party

tripfag not mad at all. I won't subscribe to your youtube channel

haha nice one

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