More plausible story and overall better life-form than alien

>more plausible story and overall better life-form than alien
>better actors and acting than alien
>non-stop suspense that leaves you wanting more
why is this film so much better than any of the Alien movies, but yet this doesn't get any attention?

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The ending was obvious desu.

I, too, base my contrarian opinions on movies my friends at RLM have reviewed!

It was too forgettable

Sure but did it have sexy bio mechanical dildo headed monster that was literally invincible until a simple human marine shot at it ruining it forever

Cons:
Boring set design, visuals and creature design

Since it lacks the fear of the unknown and exploring surreal alien culture aspect

Did they all diededed?

retarded "scientists"

Everyone on earth

>surreal alien culture

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>more plausible story and overall better life-form than alien
Wrong
>better actors and acting than alien
WRONG
>non-stop suspense that leaves you wanting more
W R O N G

Alien is untouchable. It's literally sitting on Aliens as it's standing on all fours eating Prometheus' ass who's ass fucking Covenant who's sucking Resurrection's dick who's fucking Alien III who's orally servicing based Alien as we speak. Life is literally wanking to this masterpiece in the distance sobbing from the smell of passed out AVP retard twins nearby

>>more plausible story and overall better life-form than alien
Okay.
>>better actors and acting than alien
Okay.
>>non-stop suspense that leaves you wanting more
Jesus Wept.

I wasn't talking about that abomination, fuck off
You damn well know I was refering to Alien and some aspects of Aliens

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>Alien takes place way in the future
>not plausible

>Life takes place in current day
>"more plausible"

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Aliens is the best Alien movie.
Protagonist's motivation is her daughter figure, a human, not a fucking cat.

because xenomorphs look fucking cool and the thing in life was just a blob that grew

>overall better life-form than alien

Nope. When the original Alien premiered in 1978, it shocked the fucking world. Nobody had ever seen anything like it on film. That is why the Alien franchise is still cranking out flicks after forty years. In forty years from now, nobody will remember the creature from LIFE, but they will probably still be pumping out Alien reboots.

It's one of the most generic, predictable films made within the last decade. Just like The Cloverfield Paradox, if anyone even remotely interested in it will watches it, they'll think to themselves that they felt like they'd already seen it

>why is this film so much better than any of the Alien movies, but yet this doesn't get any attention?
BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING PLEBS AND THEY DONT GET THE SYMBOLISM AND SUPERIORITY OF LIFE
LIFE IS ONE OF THE BEST HARD-SCIFI FILMS OF THE LAST 20 YEARS
FUCKING PLEBS ALL OF YOU

This was supposed to be an origin story for the symbiote in Venom. But I guess it underperformed or something and they scrapped that idea.
I found it funny that the company in Venom is literally called LIFE

It's not contrarian, if you weren't a pleb you would know that life is the greatest scifi film of the last 20 years

>too forgettable
It was a story about hubris and nemesis
The alien was a force of nature that punished the hubris
But you are too pleb to get it
That's why no good films are made

>surreal alien culture
>implying all aliens should be human like dipodes
Plebs
The alien destroyed all of them and is going to destroy earth too aka superior

>retarded "scientists"
Wrong, it's about reddit "scientists" and reddit "gay-earth" that don't respect an alien life form and give it a stupid name and for their reddit-nes and utter stupidity are being destroyed by this alien
Life is the most Yea Forums film ever but you are too reddit to realise it

>muh franchise
>muh capeshit
pleb

>hur hur spoilers and surpise is the only story telling technique that exists
Wrong, Life is a different kind of film
It's a story about hubris and punishment

sounds more like the theme of your thread/life desu

>knowing things makes you a pleb
I guess that makes you the most patrician person on the planet...

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