Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
Previous Thread: Thread #199
/ALITA/
toasting in epic bread
Reminder that Alita's URM body is anatomically correct in the novelisation.
Do you think she and Hugo fucked?
Time passes. Flesh withers.
ABSOLUTE KINO BREAD
onward to 999
FUCK HATERS
AND FUCK DISNEY
Congrats, frens
Reminder flipped sequel whenever
yikes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ISNT SHE REAL
reminder that Alita is for protect not for lewd
Why does she look so happy and why is she carrying that thing instead of riding it?
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>who says says I'm not real?
Dubs of truth
I’m sorry for doubting you
>aristocrat
Nova posts here?
>Mfw at #199 and the threads aren't even slowing down and the amount of posters is holding near 100 too.
The power of love right there.
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If this petition moves ahead with the same speed It'll reach a million when the Blueray drops.
>mfw
>Passed one of my classes
>Job offer accepted
>Managed to grab a theater poster from a local kinoplex
Have you been /healed/ from Alita this week?
>
I was born in the right generation
>not posting the superior uncropped version
There is life after capeshit.
>start new job, full time
>on track to repay old debts
>saving to move back to the area I love
>anti-depressants seem to be working
>life is slowly getting sorted out after falling apart in Oct.
>comfypost in Alita threads during downtime
I think I've been healed
guys I think i love alita
Check em
>#199
Its been a long journey to get here Alita frens. I wouldn't have been the same to go the distance without all of you. Thanks for making these threads so wonderful.
>It
Based in every way possible
Every frame a goddamn masterpiece
damn
magic numbers are trying to tell us something
Taking two frens to experience Lita on the big screen tonight. Two more guaranteed converts to our ranks.
Should I go for another view in around an hour? I kinda have shit to do home
do shit first
go later
It's the last one today
At least I got to post in here. Hope you guys have fun!
>to post in Alita threads for months on end till BluRay releases
Sure, why not!
Posting for glory.
Checked, also congrats
I may pick up a job soon, went to an interview and they may hire me, it's not a great job and the pay is relatively low and the hours not really nice, but I need the money
Alita had a great part in it because every time I felt down and giving up I thought about Alita, how she never gave up and she always stood up and I feel this doesn't give me the right to stop fighting and trying, even against all odds
alita>shit
gogogogogogogogogo
Fucking beautiful. And saved.
Well, then you have to follow your heart...
It's bloody Sunday, have fun.
Wholesome post.
Damn, it really looks nice
>tfw been posting in these threads since the beginning
>never thought we could make it to 99 so quickly let alone 199
Alita would be proud.
cheers frens. #999 here we come.
thank you for your hard work and get back to posting when you're not busy.
gotta start somewhere. I've had plenty of shit jobs with no future. I'm not saying "be happy" about it but don't see it as a death sentence. It's just a stepping stone to something better and new.
Considering what happened with the heartbreaking Pacific Rim sequel, I'm beginning to doubt if i want a sequel at all. A sequel with no returning actors, lower budget due to the first movie's slim box office profit and different crew would be a disaster.
Hollywood studios tend to be a mix of cowardly and delusional, if the old sony pictures email leaks are any indication. Rather than further sharpening the fine blade's edge they might whip out a cheap butterknife.
Finished LO, what a ride. Is the ending considered canon or did he do another retcon for Mars Chronicle?
>Don't do shit.
>See Alita twice instead.
>Profit.
Boatman owns the rights, he wouldn't let that happen. Have faith.
You guys are really good. Are you the same marketing agency that shills chain link on /biz/?
The novelization is written by some tranny trying to put in as much of their filthy body fetish as possible.
Also "anatomically correct" does not mean "capable of having sex."
I looked everywhere for lady bits in that movie, like when she was stretching and doing acrobatic stuff, and I saw nothing. So, unless there's a dust flap covering stuff up or something, I say nay.
>you're the kind of user I deserve
Pacific Rim isn't an adaption of anything but a potpourri of ideas, there never was a script written for a whole trilogy. Have some faith.
Wew saved
I could understand the nanotech being able to "add" breasts and a vagina, but why would it default to that if the purpose of the entire body is a highly advanced weapon system?
You know what to do user
If it's the last one, fucking go.
God I love her.
because shut up, let her live a little
POST RARE OC PLEASE
>Thread #199
Happy sunday, alitabros
The boatman is older and distracted, attention to detal is key to any craft. There was a few nearly unforgivable oversights in Alita that should have been caught early in filming. He is too invested in the franchising of avatar and Rodriguez has always been a low budget film type of guy.
Because deadly cyborg warrior still need some down time.
posting in epic #199
She's got a removable dust cover like a rifle.
she needs mental health
>Alita General #199
classic jerome
i'm not proud tho
Does it add a sensitive butthole, though? Do you think she gets a little curious?
GLORIOUS BATTLE ANGEL, GREAT PRINCESS OF IRON CITY, YOU ARE ILLUSTRIOUS FOR YOUR GIFTS OF WISDOM AND GRACE. YOU ARE A GUIDE OF THOSE WHO JOURNEY BY LAND OR SEA OR AIR, CONSOLER OF THE AFFLICTED, AND REFUGE OF SINNERS. I BEG YOU, ASSIST ME IN ALL MY NEEDS AND IN ALL THE SUFFERINGS OF THIS LIFE, AS ONCE YOU HELPED THE YOUNG HUGO ON HIS TRAVELS. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE “MEDICINE OF URM” I HUMBLY PRAY YOU TO HEAL THE MANY INFIRMITIES OF MY SOUL AND THE ILLS THAT AFFLICT MY BODY. I ESPECIALLY ASK OF YOU THE FAVOR OF HEALING MY MIND, BODY AND SOUL, AND GRANT THE GREAT GRACE OF PURITY TO PREPARE ME TO BE THE TEMPLE OF THE ALITA.
Let this healing never end!
Love you all so much.
This is one of my favourite rare OC.
Hugo: can you feel this?
>Yes
How about this?
>Hung hung!
Do you feel my finger passing thru your pink...
>Humb humb!
>Does it add a sensitive butthole, though? Do you think she gets a little curious?
unironically yes
This one's quite appropriate.
It adjusted to her mental cognition of herself. Maybe she thought she should have (or wanted) tits and a twat.
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES
>Alita:Haunted Angel
>5th movie in the franchise
>Mummy mummy cast as mummy vamp Caerula
>Enters the ZOTT with a resurrected Hugo as her vampire boytoy/manservant (just like irl)
Look at how much work they've already done for a sequel, casting Norton and Jashugan and Michelle Rodriguez. Completely unnecessary to cast such high level people for those parts except to express their dedication to a proper sequel.
#200 HERE WE COME
While I agree, Joshugan should be retconned and replaced by a better actor Lucas style before the BD release. Jai Courtney does not deserve the role.
>#199
Cool. Will someone make a proper xray photoshoop of this pic now?
There there, sex is a normal part of human life. Just make sure to not leak any private photos, otherwise it's gonna be the fappenning all over again.
This is plain mean
no
>Just make sure to not leak any private photos
uh oh
yeah really, pretty lame my dudes
What's so improper about this?
This. Boatman needs to lay off the Avatar films and work on the ones that actually matter.
didn't this just have been made the last thread?
But Alita was fucking amazing, some of it's tiny shortcomings only add to it's charm. I wouldn't want the film to be any different. And Cameron is still very meticulous on details, just cause he's getting older doesn't mean he can't think.
yah but its not a proper xray. you know what i mean.
Hey coloring user, you've got work to do
This. At this point I can't see the sequels doing anywhere near as good as og Avatar did. And people never cared about Pocahontas in Space story, it was only the visuals. And just a bit more photorealism won't help them repeat the success.
>thread is barely past 1/3 of post bump limit
>already nearly half of the image limit has been met
>most every image is Alita general OC
wew lads. the OC is flowing like a river after a storm right now.
Lads do you think we could meme some kind of Catholic miracle happening for Alita like the spics do to get tourists to their nowhere towns?
I once knew an user who was blind and when he went to an Alita screening he could see again.
Cameron laid the foundation for Alita, but he barely worked on the actual film. It was mostly Landau's and Robert's project.
Does anyone know what worldwide estimates were pre-release? Domestic was around 50M, right?
Jim must have known how grim tracking was, yet he was still talking up the sequels near the film's opening. I just want to believe so much.
yis
Jai Courtney is great. Watch Spartacus.
more rare OC
I’d just like to thank based ISOposter for saving me 200+ bucks on a physical copy of the gunnm psx game. I had a serious case of buying up all related media after seeing the movie and it was in my crosshairs. Looks charming but not worth that kind of money.
Great movie but I can't forgive the extras. I can't not see them anymore.
woot
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE LINE FROM THE MOVIE?
>I once knew an user who was blind and when he went to an Alita screening he could see again.
Needs a cyber twist to it.
>I once knew an user who was blind and when he went to an Alita screening his eyes started working by the power of futuristic nanobots.
I always felt like Avatar was basically a tech demo that unexpectedly became a runaway hit. I remember an interview with Cameron from 2010-2011ish where he talks about digging out the old Avatar treatment and how it was nothing special, but good enough to work with for what they wanted to do.
>I'd give you my heart
>it's all or nothing with me
>I'm doing this for us remember? you can't miss it
>thank you father
moar
This, too. I have no idea what can they do make it not be shit except for offering free blowjobs.
make john Ido and its perfect
extremely r a r e
whats her favourite sex position?
In the spirit of Alita, my favorite things about the movie aren't cheap words but strong actions. Her Panzer Kunst awakening kick that dismantled big boy's arm was outstanding.
>FUCK YOUR MERCY
Best use of the PG-13 fuck in decades.
here
This t shirt was just posted on wish. Looks pretty rad, but I couldn’t pull it off.
in that vein, this charge at Grew is awesome.
The one from X-Men: First Class was pretty good.
Consensual Sex In The Missionary Position For The Purpose Of Procreation
>Together.
Favorite may not be the right word, but the raw desperation of it hits me emotionally like nothing else. A movie hasn't made me cry since I was a kid, but that line nearly got me and it probably will next time.
>fresh transparent version
>can i hug you?
Last showing the guy next to me caught me mouthing ‘yes’
How do you mean? Some of them, mainly in the motorball scenes, looked kind of... out of place. They looked like random people off the street. Their clothes were modern and new looking, and they didn't have the right faces for it.
She just carries you around the house looking for furniture to bend you over to fuck you. Imean, she is 300 kg heavy, not like you can do anything, pathetic meatbag.
that's some hypnotic shit
guys don't forget to sign the petition. lets get our girl a sequel change.org
I just really love her delivery in this scene, those small pauses that really emphasize everything.
youtu.be
Plus, that last scene on the supply tube, the raw emotion is just amazing.
The last one
>thank you for saving me
>I love you
>*snap*
>nooo
Also this and all this scene in general, just perfect
they really put those micro expressions into overdrive for that scene.
>penis pump
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No, the Avatar sequels are going to be superior to the original in every single way and they will blow people away again, but they won't have even 1/10th of Alita's soul, and they're not Jim's true passion. There's no reason why he couldn't have directed an Alita trilogy and made it every bit as visually stunning as Avatar. I think he just pussied out because he thought weebshit wouldn't go well with general audiences and he's too afraid to sully his perfect record so he handed Alita over to Rodriguez under the pretense of being busy. Manga has enough material for three trilogies. BAA trilogy, BAA: LO trilogy and BAA: MC trilogy in its finished form. Jim could have even brought Kishiro on the team as the head writer so he could unfuck his story and iron out all the retarded parts. It had the potential to become the next Star Wars, especially with Star Wars being so gay and retarded now.
do you feeeeel like we do?
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This one's a classic.
OUTSTANDING
>rainbow zapan
Now with title.
>cameron stuck doing avatar sequels until he gets put in the ground
>alita maybe gets sent back to the dump
What a terrible fate
Hello frens, i'm in the theater about to watch Alita again.
T: boomer finn
damn, really makes you think
"I'm going to need you to step way back."
asneeda: battle chuck!
at last a weapon to surpass baneposting
Nice, boomanon
Not OC just from the art book.
So I finally managed to see Alita.
I liked it. Performances are solid, Alita is likeable as fuck and visuals are gorgeous.
My only problems would be some story developments. They "kill" Hugo, only to revive him, give him cyborg body and then kill him again. This whole plot was pointless. First act goes a bit too fast, and sequelbaiting is obnoxious.
But overall I had fun in the cinema. Really solid movie.
Good job lad, giving it the proper boomer treatment I see. Outstanding.
>alita maybe gets sent back to the dump
as if that is ever going to happen, the man loves the daughterfu
bug eyed bitch they fucked up so hard trying to make a real person look anime
dont @ me
oh man
Formerly URM
Asneeda: Battle Chuckle!
I did my duty. Now I just kill time by watching the number creep up in real time.
>no Nova
reeee
HAVE YOU ALITANS SIGNED THE PETITION YET?
No, petitions are faggotry
This is good.
has anyone done yet Alita pointing with the sword at the Wrestlemania sign like in the ending?
wholesome photo
>wake up
>see this thread
We can't be stopped!
I got bored and I've been combing through the webarchives for old 90s/2000's Alita pages. Here's some old gifs and pics from back then.
Thanks for liking my meme!
Okay, you convinced me
Enjoy, user!
ok
based x-ray poster
never saw that one yet
have fun!
don't be the faggot that uses the phone during movies though
nice!
It's just trailers and ads now
Ten minutes or so left before it starts
"Gally: Infatuation & Addiction" links to some dead page on the University of Toronto's site. It makes me think someone did a study on people who were really into Gunnm.
web.archive.org/web/20090412023458/scar.utoronto.ca
template if anyone is interested
Have fun fellow Polish user.
Cute butt.
nice!! Will make something out of this!
This is just plain wrong. Kek.
Time travelling.
>199
I made it.
>youtube.com
This was probably a top of the line page years ago
web.archive.org/web/20100527210332/netjaunt.com
Over 40 degrees celsius (100 fahrenheit) in Arizona!
Saved.
Daily reminder
daily reminder that you are a faggot
>he even has smell-o-vision
b a s e d
Nice.
>"Let this moment last...forever"
This would be a really good pic if someone could cut out the little black part in the bottom corner
kek good one
>199
AHHHHHHHH
FEEEEEEEELS
So good I dont even remember it
This stupid ass shit bombed
K
I hate that Yea Forums only allows you to post one image at a time.
no u
would you let a cold and wet robot in?
>NO MORE FREE REPAIRS
or
>Oh, that looks fatal
image limit :(
>we reached file limit before bump limit
Nice.
>TOGETHER!
>Sunday
>is posting on a degenerate image board instead of attending church
shiggy diggy
Happens lol
post your favourite movie lines here please
usually we don't hit it quite this fast lol
i did, posting it in the next thread
ALL THE RICHES BABY
youtube.com
>I would
"FUCK YOUR MERCY"
not because of the F bomb, but because it really shows her warrior spirit
im posting from church lol
> never thought that i would love some movie grill
> i was wrong
>We should go! :)
Ok.
>What are you dreaming of, little angel?
>Where am I now?
>With me...
>Well, that looks fatal. No matter.
>SURE, WHY NOT?
>MUH FACE, MUH FAAAACE
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast!
>He wasn't a dog lover. I hate that.
>Well.
The daytime scenes with hugo, look at the background people, looks like a bunch of boomer tourists got lost on the set.
>#199 general threads for a movie that flopped, lost money and will never get a sequel
What is with you alitatards? Alita: Battle Angel is a horribly rated movie. It failed at the box office. Its not in the theatres anymore. There won't be a sequel. You can stop shilling anytime now. Its Captain Marvel's turn in case you haven't noticed. Get with the times alitanerds.
I'm still not going to see your movie, Brie.
>posting on 4chin during church
You are gonna burn in hell for your sins heathen.
You
Tl;dr
congrats bro, i'm legit jelly, my life is trash
>Alita: Battle Angel is a horribly rated movie.
>60% Critics, 94% Audience
>It failed at the box office.
>It will reach 400M by the end of its run in China
>Its not in the theatres anymore.
>Still in the theatres even in my shithole country.
>There won't be a sequel.
>Nothing confirmed yet.
>Its Captain Marvel's turn in case you haven't noticed. Get with the times alitanerds.
>imagine trying this hard
thanks, user. What's not going so well in yours?
Dude, we all do.
//An ordinary russian guy, who is in love with Alita.
>Its Captain Marvel's turn in case you haven't noticed. Get with the times alitanerds
Who let the marvel tranny in?
She wanted a hug so bad in that scene.
Damn you Rosa... how did you do it?!
I am not coloring user, but i colored it anyways.
Thread has reached image limit.
I'll drop it in the next.
I went to the website and refreshed a bit for a while. Kept noticing the number go up and then back down.
The entire game is rigged.
SHE MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING IN THE LOCKER ROOM THEY DIDN'T LIKE!
MAYBE WE WILL SEE A LITTLE MOTORBALL BREAK OUT IN THIS FIGHT!
Take it easy on me guys.
What was that site that let you post dot versions of images? I've made some of alita but it says it thinks it's spam and wont let me post, fucking thing
Mods will clean you up. It's best to be patient.
no job, no gf, massive debt from worthless college degree, student loan payments rapidly approaching, recurring wrist/arm pain threatening to end my life as a musician
>You're the only one built for this.
>Thank you, father.
>I am a broke ass struggling musician that can't get their shit together
Do what your parents did. GET A JOB SIR!
Why would they care if someone posted dots/ascii art? That's fuckin gay
Post least favourite line/scene in the movie!
>everything "Joshugan" said
I know this is bait, but there's not much else to meme about with the image limit being reached, so...
>Alita: Battle Angel is a horribly rated movie.
Yes, by PAID corporate SHILLS who were DIRECTED to BASH IT, the same type of shilling you and your ilk claim we're responsible for, except they actually are literal shills. Across multiple sites Alita: Battle Angel has a 94%, 4.5/5 average audience score, regular people who actually watched the movie and genuinely enjoyed it.
>It failed at the box office.
It 'failed' at the Domestic USA box office, but it's already broken even at this point and is hitting low-profit territory.
>Its not in the theatres anymore.
First, you mean "it's".
Second, it's still in theaters in my town, and it's still in theaters in many, many towns across the USA and across the world. It even got a month extension to run in China, which is VERY R a R E
>There won't be a sequel.
You can't claim there won't be anymore than we can claim there will be. In fact, it's more likely that it will eventually get a sequel than not at all. The original Blade Runner 'flopped', didn't break even, yet 35 years later it still got a sequel, because it had become a cult fan favorite.
>You can stop shilling anytime now.
None of us has ever shilled. None of us has ever been paid to express our genuine joy, delight, and enthusiasm for this movie. We talk and act the way we do because we like the movie and want to see others enjoy it too. We couldn't care less about what some corporation wants us to think, say, and act, or how normies or trolls like you say we should stop enjoying things we enjoy.
>Its Captain Marvel's turn in case you haven't noticed.
Turn for what? To be another cooperate waste of imagination, filled with harmful SJW politics, guaranteed to succeed at the box office because of its brand recognition? Everyone will forget about this movie as soon as its out of theaters. Alitans will remember Alita: Battle Angel forever.
It's spam and it takes up a lot of screen space. The only times I think they allow it is when the site is having problems with uploading images.
That back Is hot
also long as it's low-res and smol, very smol, I don't think it'll be too much of an issue.
eat less junk food, do some physical activity, a exercise bike during shitposting could be enough and compose some shit
>mfw waiting impatient for the next thread
>MFW NO FACE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well luckily, some of this can be fixed. First is getting some kind of work. Idk if you're living at home but snagging a full time job to save will be the fastest and only way to get out of the hole. Also, showing you can support yourself is arguably the best way to entice a girl. You will feel better about yourself and more confident and that attitude is infectious, to potential gfs or even just friends. I'm not sure what you can do about tendonitis. I play guitar a lot but thankfully haven't had to deal with any physical issues. I'm sure it's not appealing to look for work that's unrelated to your schooling but sometimes you've gotta do what you have to. You can get out of it user. Just don't see everything as this behemoth problem because it'll stress you out and sap your drive.
I had to move back in with my folks after my marriage sort of hit a breaking point in Oct. Still married, but separated. We saved and moved 2 states away to a state I've been dreaming about for years and now I've got to start over again, alone.
>#199 Alita Generals
>still no webm or pics of Chiren wearing lingerie in the bedroom scene
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>Its not in the theatres anymore.
Funny. I just got back from the Alita showing in local multiplex.
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I'm an atheist
I am glad that I am in this thread. Thanks for all.
i've been putting my resume everywhere and barely can get an interview and the rrare times i do i totally bomb it :(
Hey. What's your problem?
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I WILL NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF EVIL
>You do not deserve such a weapon.
I have the next thread ready.
Will drop it at bump limit.
just keep saturating indeed/CL/whatever you have to. What kind of jobs are you applying to? You might have different luck in a totally different sphere.
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>Heroes? All I see are junkyard punks, assorted cybertrash and motorball burnouts too slow to play the game.
>musician qualified to flip burgers
>applies for CEO jobs
>doesn't get hired
kek
>Everyone will forget about this movie as soon as its out of theaters
i'll remember it forever as the dumb shit movie that tried its best to fuck up the release of one of my favourite movies of all time
Based
She was so smug when she said this
NEXT
NEXT
>Also, showing you can support yourself is arguably the best way to entice a girl.
You'd be surprised. I have a stable, well paid job, a car, I own a flat, and I'm not bad looking I guess, but for me securing a girlfriend is almost impossible. Most either friendzone me, or flat out go "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend" every time I try to invite them for a coffee. And somehow that makes me feel like the biggest loser there is.
i didnt go to college for music, bro
>Do you think she and Hugo fucked?
In the book, there were also descriptions that Alita was returning home in the morning and pretending to have just woken up.
Hugo climbed under her hood.
But in general, the whole line with a month of training is stupid. Grevish would not wait a month.
Nova would not have waited a month.
Hugo would have his brain turned on in a month + full access to maintenance.
So the movie is better.
Love the fact they said "cyber" and "punk" so much in this 'cyberpunk' movie.
I really hope we get more punk, or even 'cyberpunky' songs in the sequel.