Arrive to new region

>Arrive to new region
>Bring horse to a halt
>Say name of region outloud
>Continue riding towards the city

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Der zoomer: the post

He had to let the audience know because at least half fell asleep in this 3 hour movie and lost track of what was happening

ur fucking gay

Where are all the farms? How did that city feed itself?

didn't your dad ever pull over on roadtrips when you passed by monuments?
faggot.

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>I am no man
Technically she was though wasn't she?

>dildo braggings
>slay le dragongs
>big mage with powerful spells, woah
>orcs vs. humans
>virgin elve pussies
>took an arrow in to the kne
>"run, fools" -- Gandhi
>spiders_attack_the_gemblos_while_they_sleep.mpg
>the little dude is actually a huge hero dude
>(size don' matter, kids [BUY MUH BOOKS GOYIM !!!!!])
>hop on my griffon, master Harry
>le good always wins never lose hope :)

Was he a brainlet?

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>>Say name of region outloud

that is not how I remember it

wasnt he talking to the hobbit?

most unhinged post ITT

its a childrens story

the eagles flew in all of the food from farms near mt doom

A cihcken in every pot, a nigger in every movie

haha what

trying too hard

He's introducing it to Pippin, he didn't do it when he went there alone in FOTR.

IDK why this ever became a meme in the first place.

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by having a good tax law

>Grove street, home
>At least it was before I fucked everything up

heh

They burned the farms so the orcs wouldn't farm their land while sieging the city.

this wasn't a fucking joyride, friendo. The fate of the world was hanging in balance

did pippin seriously need it pointed out to him that they were in gondor upon seeing the white city? did he think that maybe they'd gone too far and ended up at minas morgul instead?

They didn't switch from Chuck's yet

pippin was demonstrably a fool
he needed everything explained

there's a lot of pippins on this site, if you catch my meaning

Tolkien is a hack and only dicklet virgins think otherwise

I do this in real life when I'm driving

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