>play takes place in Germania
>minstrel starts performing "non est mihi"
Play takes place in Germania
Grayson Morris
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Michael Collins
>I love the smell of Greek fire in the morning
Nathaniel Reyes
Romans go Home!
Matthew Ward
t.(((People's Front of Judea)))
Joshua Murphy
>Ramones eunt domus
Joshua Williams
Based
Carson Scott
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Some folks are born, made to wave the Aquila
Ooo, they're red, white and gold
And when the band plays "Ave, Caesar"
Ooo, they point the ballista at you, Jove.
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks are born, gladdius in hand
Gods, don't they help themselves, y'all
But when the publican comes to the door
Jupiter, the house looks like a slave sale, yeah
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no patrician's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Yeah, yeah
Some folks inherit rich villas and lands
Ooh, they send you down to conquest, Mars
And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!", y'all
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no, no, no
Eli Phillips
>Th-the Germans....They came out of the TREES MAN! We were just kids....We didn't know, WE DIDN'T KNOW!
Jack Jenkins
>Baby killers!
Aiden Collins
>I ain't no magistrate's son
Joshua Rivera
Senator works fine
Christian Lopez
Anyone have that /his/ thread screenshot?
Sebastian Williams
GIVE
ME
BACK
MY
LEGIONS
Adam Gomez
I hate that place. Every time they start making a convincing argument for the Holocaust I get all sweaty and close the thread before reading anymore.
Nathaniel Torres
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Adam Garcia
>germania war flick
>roman in a quadriga gunning down barbarians with a ballista
>'paint it, numidian' starts playing.
Angel Bell
BASED
Gonna post this in my discord, heh
Connor Powell
>non est mihi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it's "non ego sum", or at most "non me esse"
Jaxon Long
>This fucking thread
Jaxson Peterson
ANYONE WHO RUNS IS A VISIGOTH
ANYONE WHO STANDS STILL IS A WELL DISCIPLINED VISIGOTH
AIN'T THE ROMAN EMPIRE HELL?! AHAHAHHA
Jackson Cooper
Found it
Isaiah Fisher
ANNO 761 AB VRBE CONDITA
>lololol Germanics btfo
>uncivilised barbarians can't even comprehend roads
>where's you Odin now?
>even your own nobles like Arminius are on our side
>hold still while we civilise you with our BRC
ANNO 762 AB VRBE CONDITA
>reeeeeee Germanic fucking shits
>only cowards use tactics and terrain to their advantage
>Varus where are my legions?
>Herman what do you mean you didn't really like us when we were subjugating your people
>we didn't even want your lands anyway, heh
Jayden Thomas
Bad translation.
Also, minstrels were later.
Joseph Evans
>Greek fire lands short of the enemy and innovates half a cohort
I wasn't ready, lads. I still hear the screams.
Christopher Butler
>In October 10 A.D, Augustus Caesar met with the families of Teutoberg victims. After a brief speech in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made stabbing noises and mimicked three Legions being slaughtered in the thick of teutoburg forest. He then picked up the eagle of a deceased Legion and whispered into her ear "Where are you, oh my sweet eagle?", and proceeded to put on a laurel wreath and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the eagle. It was rushed to the smith where she was pronounced irreparably damaged due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident in the Senate, Caesar became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the Senator.
Anthony Morgan
>innovates half a cohort
>innovates
bit late for the Marian reforms
Justin Lopez
>yfw you didn't save Julia Augusti
It hurts so much bros
Brandon Flores
>all those brainlets who think Rome's Vietnam was Germania
It was Hispania though.
Anthony Gray
>Exegi monumentum aere perennius
>reglalique situ pyramidum altius
>NON OMNIS MORIAR
Samuel Miller
>we began attacking the enemy day and night
Kayden Adams
>people called romans they go the house
Aaron Martinez
lmao, thank you for the laughs guys
off-topic perhaps, but if you are looking for vietnam feels might i recommend rising storm 2: vietnam. it good.
David Carter
Kek
Evan Barnes
based
Levi Collins
Any good books that focus solely on the Roman military? What their training was like, logistics, weapons, life for the legionnaires?
Ayden Mitchell
nice, I can see it
Lucas Ramirez
What about this one
Isaac James
Were the Mongols just totally incapable of utilizing ship's?
Aaron Watson
they were incapable of doing anything but killing unarmed peasants
Adrian Hughes
Jesus, Ramius
Jack White
I have a very gweat fwend in wome called "biggus dickus"
Christopher Powell
Jesus?
Brandon Nguyen
>t. (((Judean People’s Front)))
Jaxson Collins
>Kayahan Tören Karam Bolur starts playing
Joshua Jackson
Min-maxed horses and archery.
Jaxson Adams
based
Blake Peterson
>pic
Top kekus
Nathaniel Johnson
what was his wife's name?
Ryan Wood
>I wish I was shitposting on the local tavern wall
Jaxson Thomas
oy, Rickus, lemme ax summin bou the Teuteburg
Camden Russell
>tfw no Full Metal Jacket kind of movie taking place during the roman era
Hudson Allen
I would unironically love a movie that transplants all the Vietnam tropes into a Greek or Roman setting
Gabriel Stewart
>Mars has a hard-on for legionaries because we kill everything we see! He plays his games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep Hades packed with fresh souls! Mars were here before the Repvblic! So you can give your heart to Mars, but your ass belongs to the legion! Do you ladies understand?
Ayden Baker
fpbp
also BASED
Julian Smith
Labius Majora
Owen Barnes
Based and kek'd