St. Patrick's Day

>St. Patrick's Day

Why are you here?

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where should I be?

I ran out of shoes to buckle.

Because its cultural appropriation of my country and peoples way of life and also because Irish people are treacherous snakes, and st Patrick is bullshit probably a pedo like the rest his church mate

imagine hating your own ethnicity but also being upset that people appropriate it

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Because I'm hungover.

Because I celebrated a real holiday yesterday on 3:16, am hungover, and don't give a shit about a bunch of Irish mcbullshit.

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Because i'm not some alcoholic, catholic, potato eating ginger.

I'm English

Because I am neither Irish nor American.

Saint Patrick’s day was yesterday, in all but name. That’s when we got wasted you incel lmao

to check my luck

because i'm just killing some time waiting for my coffee to brew before i go to church

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>be redhead
>scandinavian ancesetry
>HEY ARE U CELEBRATING ST PADDY'S DAY?
>no
>WHY ARENT YOU IRISH

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cringe

>muh beer
Plastic paddy faggot shit

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass

Not Murican

OP here I am a mick and I'm asking myself the question. The rhetorical answers is that I have no drinking frens.

I'm genetically like a black irish! where is my money?

HELL YEAH!

Who here drinkan Guinness, best beer ever?