Jumpscares are like, SO cheap!

>jumpscares are like, SO cheap!

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Agreed.

Accurate. This can be added to the official list of basedcore traits.

Soi horror garbage

DUDE NO JUMPSCARES THEREFORE FRIGGIN SUPERIOR

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Yes, if you rely on fleeting and pointless shock value as a crutch instead of making something interesting and compelling, it's cheap

lol so now you're defending jumpscares just because people you don't like have criticized them?

I dont know why people hate jump scares. They are hard to pull off without being predictable. I love atmosphere and haunting imagery aswell. Why cant i have the best of both worlds and why do faggots complain about jumpscares

>dude jumpscares are like sooo cheap!! They just tell you to be scared!!
>DUDE EERIE AND DISSONANT MUSIC now this is totally epic!

Maybe he just likes jumpscares?

I never understood why do they hate jumpscares so much. Can someone explain to me why please?

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being startled isn't the same things as being scared.

i mean they're not universally bad, but it'd be hard to argue they aren't extremely overused and often very poorly done

Because they get scared by them

Yeah, I'm thinking my favorite region is

I'M WACKY

Lack of testosterone

I guess i havent seen a lot of cheesy 80s horror movies so i wouldnt know how cliched they are.

A good jumpscare combined with a proper building of tension is great.
Making bagul jump at the camera and have a violin string play is a cheap and boring scare that only gets people because its sudden.

Because they're annoying and insult the intelligence of the viewer

No. Laughs are cheap. I'm going for gasps.

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someone add the shining in there to make it even more obvious that this is a retarded troll

seriously jump scares are a cheap gimmick and the horror equivalent of a reality tv show or game of thrones... are you telling me chad pussypounding mother fuckers are all lining up to watch that trash

What are some /teevee/ approved horror?

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>KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The whole horror genre aside slasherkino is for söybois or beta males who think stacy will grab their peepee in fear and will lead to them having sex.

This basically.

>jumpscares
>scares
They're not scary. They're just surprising. And yes, they patently are cheap. They're unimaginative, easy as hell to execute, and again: not actually scary.

What the fuck is this. Why would someone make this

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Paranormal Activity 2
Annabelle
Jason X

OH MY GOD BRO! DID YOU HEAR THAT!?

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>get BTFO in yesterdays thread
>perhaps if I make a new thread insulting the opposition I'll be right

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They are scary. They're a part of terror, horror, spookiness, atmosphere. You not liking them doesn't mean they're not scary.
I agree, what the fuck else are you supposed to do to scare your audience? It's a fucking movie, nothing is surprising, they have to trick you to get a reaction. fuck south park for the stupid "startling" meme, they don't know what horror is.
you have to use both, nobody is scared of michael meyers, they're scared when he appears behind you suddenly

fuck you that's great

>jumpscare accompanied by spooky atmosphere
GOOD
>jumpscare out of nowhere with zero buildup
BAD

Surprise =/= fear. Also
>what else are you supposed to do
Holy shit dude, do you have no imagination?

modern horror films are much worse in that regard

what was the point of yesterday's thread?

Does imagination make things that aren't scary, scary? Nobody is spooked by horror movies except kids.

Horror as a genre is garbage

Imagination would have been able to answer your stupid as hell question easily, you mong.

boo

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>Does imagination make things that aren't scary, scary?
Yes. A small child by itself is not scary at all, but when put in the right context the same child can be extremely scary.

KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you're not stupid then you answer, as I asked you in the first place.
That's not my imagination doing the work, that's the context doing it for me.

>OP gets BFTO by "normie" friends who say jump scares are cheap
>heh, I'll make a thread calling them normies...jumpscares are NOT cheap
everything after that was OP being hit with the facts that there is a difference between well done horror and cheap jumpscares

Now imagine Mulholland Drive having 30 different jumpscares happening before and after that scene, would that scene be as impactful and praised as it is today?

1. What scares you in real life?
2. Put that on screen.
3. Immerse the viewer in it.
W-WHOA! THAT WAS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT!

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>1. What scares you in real life?
women

So a jumpscare in itself is not cheap, it just needs to be well done, like every concept in life.

That was great because it wasn't really a jumpscare, though. It's in broad daylight, it's basically announced before it happens and she pretty much just walks slowly around the corner. What makes it scary is pretty much entirely the fact that the acress just has a naturally scary face.

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What makes it scary is the buildup, the soundscape and the editing.

>imagine actually spending ti-
oh...
well played

Do good non-cheesy horror movies exist?

Without jumpscares.
Without omg this person is acting so weeeeird!
Omg this monster with a big mouth is so scary!

The cabin in the woods is a comedy and alien isn’t a horror movie. Blair witch is scary.

because movies overuse them for their ability to scare the viewer without putting any effort into the story
its human nature to get startled by a loud noise, but for some people (me included), that feeling of uneasiness isn't the same as the one they crave while watching a horror movie

That's not at all his point, he's saying there's a difference between being startled (cheap jump scares) and experiencing genuine fear which was the sole purpose of the horror genre to begin with. That's why jump scares will be remembered as cheap, but real well- done horror is revered.

>immersion
that's a meme. it doesn't exist. it's just people who don't know how to articulate why they like something so they say buzzwords like 'immersive'

>picture of a man with his mouth open

woah you sure got me. I don't want to be associated with the picture you posted so by default I must agree with you. wew, that was a close one

Mouth of Madness was boring as shit.

Sorry for your autism

>1. What scares you in real life?
black people

>Yea Forums has become so contrarian that it resorts to degrading itself to saying that jumpscares are good

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i was expecting a coma inducing concussion from that webm

were you in the thread yesterday? how assblasted does someone have to be to make a whole new thread in attempt to be right

Wait is Alien a horror movie. It's just regular sci-fi imo.

I am surprised The wailing isn't in this.

That's because I like that movie

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it really depends on the jumpscare, i like the ones where where you suddenly realize the monster is watching you or something, but not the ones where they pop out like a screamer almost breaking the fourth wall just to say haha i got you to the viewer

That's because people realized that slow phasing and eerie music don't make a movie good. We grew out of soi horror

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A jumpscare can be really good when the audience can see it coming but the protagonist does not. I'm not talking about some dumb shit like the protagonist knows something scary is coming and becomes really worried about looking out a window or opening a door; I mean the protagonist genuinely did not see it coming. If the movie can build up to the audience that something is going to happen WITHOUT dependence on spooky build up music and slow shots that obviously lead to the jump, then it was a good jumpscare.

tl:dr

The horror movies need to stop spoonfeeding the audience when something spooky is about to happen.

HAHAHA LE EPIK SOI MEME LOLOL XDDD

Lights Out

Seething

>director's only goal is to make the audience flinch
Bravo! Fuck emotion and fuck subtext. Flinching audiences is where it's at.

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Brainlet got filtered by jumpscare masterpieces, based retard

>mfw it's another main character slowly creeps around in dark room with ominous music playing for minutes just to prepare for a "REEE!" with high violin string sound scene
This is not storytelling. This is straight up wasting time with cliches.

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>it's another main character being depressed or paranoid doing menial shit for 2 hours with some spooky shit sprinkled on with an open or shocking ending

"Woah best horror movie of the decade "
t. Red dit

Not having a jumpscare in a scene where jumpscare would normally occur is infinitely spookier. Jumpscare literally only strips all tension.
The only time I approve of jumpscares is when they happen just once early on in a safe environment because then it makes the rest of the film feel unsafe or if they're used for actual storytelling purposes like that LOTR one.

fuck you the exorcist is scary

>JUMPSCARE BAD
Literal pleb opinion

>Fast scare that you get over in about 5 seconds
Vs
>Building atmosphere that makes you feel dread and horror, keeping you on the edge for the entire movie

Gee such a hard choice

The only people I've seen that jumpscares work on is Stacy and Becky.

Atmosphere is such a strong buzzword used by utter brainlets who can't elaborate on why they like their garbage soi shit. Just admit you get too spooked by jumpscares and pretend to get scared by uneventful shit

>i know... i'll just simplify whatever he said to appear smarter without having to actually make an arguement

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Its not, stop pretending it is. You aren't 'superior' for pretending to get scared by non scary things.

Y'all are postin in a troll thread

This is the kind of person who enjoys soi horror

>yall are
Just embarrassing

>Hurr admit that a sudden noise and a face popping up scare you
No fucking shit. It's a loud noise with a face suddenly popping up, of course it scares me. It doesn't do anything else, though, and it only lasts for 5 secs.

If you don't understand what the fuck "Atmosphere" means in this context, you're just a dumbass.

People who are into the arts and science understand the importance of simplicity and elegance. You are just butthurt I can synthetize your dumb ramblings in two simple words. Keep seething soi cuck I enjoy btfoing you stupid fucks

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Alright lads, I have never been affected by horror movies since I have memory, so I've resorted to watching movies like Evil dead and parodies because at least the gore is entertaining. Recommend me THE most unsettling and actually scary movies you think are worth watching, I want to be tested.

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It's made by some pseud teenager who thinks he has better taste because he watches obscure B-movie horror. Probably thinks he can be a director too lol

this is the most jewish face i have ever seen

>take popular conception
>invert it and provide no commentary other than a face with an open mouth
I miss when Yea Forums at least tried to justify its contrarianism.

Liking soi horror is the contrarian stance actually, and it's justified by pseuds by JUMPSCARE BAD

startled != scared

KANTOOO

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that doesn't make jumpscares good

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This is fact. Jumpscares have no place in horror movies because the word "horror" implies fear, it should incite fear, and a jumpscare isn't fear, it's a startle. The sensation of being fearful happens in regards to the unknown, the expectation that something bad will happen, confusion. These are all tactics that should be utilized instead.

For example, I recently watched The Living And The Dead (2006) and the portrayal of the schizophrenic son legitimately scared me because he was so irrational and deranged. There wasn't a single jumpscare in that movie.

sounds like the thing a cartoon watching manchild would say

Jumpscares are okay as long as they are few and far apart. A horror movie must not rely on them. A good horror movie should have at least one jump scare.

>op actually gets scared by jumpscares
ahahaha wtf why would you tell people that aahahaha

What separates the wailing from atmospheric horror and Make fun of tropes horror groups.

It's a combination of both isn't it?

>can't show this on Yea Forums
>still shows black cock
kek

Because they're cheap and the hallmark of a director that can't effectively create a decent "horror" atmosphere. The use of the "jump scare" effectively signals "I don't really know what I'm doing, or I don't want to try."

does the alien reveal at the kids birthday party in "signs" count as a jumpscare?
That was a good film for tension and jumpscares.

There's nothing wrong with jump scares but if a horror movie solely relies on them to scare the audience then the director is incredibly lazy.

>rarely see this pic because only its is only posted by the fag who made it
That's how bad that pic is LMAO

The Exorcist literally has jump scares

I wish to live an a world with no other males but me. Women do as I say as to save the human race.

Faggots & feminists. I have no need. Gays can stay. Gays are entertaining.

The wailing doesn't take itself too seriously but not to the point of being satire. I wouldn't consider it atmospheric or at least not the soi definition of atmospheric that is long scenes of nothing happening and over used strings in the sound track

But there are a lot of long scenes of nothing happening in it coupled with generic soundtrack?
So your entire argument of good horror films falls down to what you like or don't like?

How old are you

need to add Evil Dead 2 to this list

>Jump scares
>Simple and elegant
>Limp wristed appeal to stem nerdcucks
You fucking tasteless brainlet. Literally uninstall Yea Forums

legit this shit spooked me the first time i saw it, fucking lynch

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Hey...

I happen to LIKE some of those movies!

People who categorically dismiss jump scares are frauds who want to throw away the most visceral part of horror besides physical pain and agony. Extremely traumatizing things in life happen shockingly fast and without notice.

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LMAO it never gets posted by anyone else right LMAO
A24 saving cinema hereditary sooooo scary why would they make this time waster pic right LMAO BASEDBOY BASEDBOY BASEDBOY
Fuck yourself with your craft beer, numale

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You made this thread yesterday faggot. Find something less pathetic to spam.

>JUMPSCARE GOOD
Imagine being this dumb lol

Why is tribalism so rampant now? Seems like lots of people join a tribe over everything nowadays.

>hating genuine bad movie making is soi

Hollyjew false flag thread

big yikes cartoon kid

jumpscares are pretty fucking retarded. you can see them coming from a mile away so it's basically just some loud noise.
if you like jumpscares you are a plebeian. it's the horror equivalent of capeshit.

Not him but imo not a single scene was wasted in that movie.

One or two well crafted jumpscares is ideal for a horror film. Any more than that and you probably are watching a "cheap" film that relies on them for all of the drama. Any less, and you're probably watching extra soi "atmospheric" garbage that isn't even scary like Heredditary.

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>being this mad
duuuuuuuuuuuude

god damn if this isn't the most rational post in the thread

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Kanto?

Literally yes. To think that watching sp00ky ghosts BOO! is what some "adult men" wear as their masculinity badge of honor lmao

Do you prefer unknown horror villains or unstoppable ones?

never have kids.

>Jumpscares are good
This board is pure shit.

Jumpscares aren't bad, necessarily. Relying on them for scares IS bad.

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movie?

>Basedguments (onions arguments)
Got a sneedle out of me (formerly chuckle)

>DUUUUUDE THE GHOSTIE MAKE A BIG BOO AT ME. I NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS
>WHAT? YOU DIDN'T? HOW ABOUT YOU GO BACK TO YOUR SOI, OK KIDDO THE MEN ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCARED THEY ARE OF TV.

Captain Marvel

>>rarely see this pic because only its is only posted by the fag who made it
kek this. This autist makes this thread every week trying to prove his "superior taste"

hey! thats not the movie!

based

all horror is reddit.
fuck your le "scary movies"

I've noticed that too user. I think it's fear, which makes the thread somewhat ironic.

what are some scenes that don't scare you right away but they do in retrospect.

For me is that scene with the ghost kitchen lady in the sixth sense. After watching that, I was afraid of going to the kitchen in broad daylight for weeks.

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>wow, a random sudden appearance of something partnered with a loud sudden noise = teh scariest shit i've ever seen!

Jumpscares are fucking epic.

>woah dude it's like i'm IN the movie!
immersive as fuck, my guy.

No such thing. It’s a trashy genre for garbage basedboys.

Holy shit onions cucks seething

Literal bot responses, all these soi cucks are npcs after all, this is what pure soi does to the brain

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But Alien has jumpscares

Link the thread

People jumping out and trying to kill me scares me. A spooky ghost or sudden phone ring or murderer scare me so when they “jump out” and “scare me” I get scared. You’re fucking lying if jump scares don’t scare you. You’re just trying to show off for some retarded fucking reason. No one is impressed you’re not scared of a murderer. In fact I’d be more scared of you of being a fucking sociopath

>A spooky ghost or sudden phone ring scare me
lol

I'm pretty sure it was made by a deranged shitposter that wants people to get butthurt

>buh buh in the last thread I btfo you!
Fuck off Jump Scares are kino

As opposed to feeling mildly unsettled because muh spooky music?

I LOVE LOUD NOISES THEY SCARE ME SO GOOD

Because they're not scary: they're startling.

It's a cheap means to get a reaction to make up for poor writing. It's the farting of Horror.

I LOVE DISSONANT NOISES AND LONG SHOTS OF CHARACTERS WALKING SLOWLY ITS SO MUCH LESS CHEAP THAN FRIGGIN JUMPSCARES!!

>no Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Based

Yeah me too. I'm disappointed

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>ITS SO MUCH LESS CHEAP THAN FRIGGIN JUMPSCARES
Yes, literally factually.

*DUN DUN*
ahhh so good i never saw it coming

Wtf so evil dead duology is horror kino?

Nah, they only work in non-horror desu. Who even cares, if you use horror movies instead of vidya as your bar you're a straight up faggot. The levels of genuine horror elicited aren't even the same universe.

So if we are ruling out (1) jump scares and (2) long shots of people walking down corridoors accompanied by dissonant music, how the fuck are we supposed to scare people?

I have a third alternative: remember the Simpsons episode where Mr Burns tries to be morally upstanding, but his version of "recycling" involves genociding all oceanic life? How about that kind of thing, where trust is betrayed, where apparently good intentions are seen through? The other example that comes to mind is in Shyamalan's The Visit, where lmao what a shit film, but I was going to say the TWEEST where the mum tells the kids that those aren't their grandparents

>111546632

A sudden or bombastic jumpscare with fitting music/"sound" is basically the horror equivalent of a laughtrack. Its literally for brainlets who cannot grasp any sort of fear (cosmic horror, existential dread, fear of unknown) that goes beyond adrenaline bursts.
If you like jumpscares that much you're probably below 100 iq

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whoa buddy, simmer down, I'd hate to see some expletives thrown around

Take your 100% correct post and giant penis, and your flawless harem of whatever it is you like to fuck and GET OUT

unironically almost all of the movies in the soi horror bait image aren't cheesy

Sounds like you got filtered by jumpscare masterpieces.

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Shit taste.

Extremely based and redpilled as always

Let's settle this.
Jumpscares are the fastfood of scares. They can taste good but overall it's cheap, quick and not hard to make, and also does not serve the viewer anything valuable with Niveau. A jumpscare does not need any sort of brain activity, a dark figure crawling in the shadow does. Jumpscares do not suck, they are just inferior to literally everything including gore and grotesque shock because both of these have a deeper connection to fears that go beyond the basics

>jumpscare masterpieces
Name three

Jumpscares just work, people are butthurt because a simple trick causes such a powerful reaction

I did not claim it sucks. It's just the lowest form of horror and for dumb people.
Now fuck off you weeb incel

I'm pretty sure this weeb subhuman has shit taste in his own genre.
The "best" jumpscare Kinos are
>the woman in black
>evil dead 2
>any jumpscare scene in a non jumpscare movie, for there it reaches its max potential of being unexpected

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Nope its just as cheap and even easier to pull off. Jump scares take some editing skill to pull off

Its just a technique, just like playing synth pads over long shots to make people feel dread is a technique.
Brainlets only notice jump scares as a gimmick, but even the prestige horror fags adore is full of gimmicks

Cringe image for a cringe post

Retarded frog poster and a reddi t soi cuck on top of that

>Nope its just as cheap
factually incorrect, factually. you literally need more money for production to do it.
>and even easier to pull off. Jump scares take some editing skill to pull off
lmao jumpscares is literally just the audio, which a child in windows movie maker can do. make the volume loud, make it suddenly very quiet and then insert the loud boom/shriek/bang and that's it

Some techniques are just easier to pull of than others and much less skillfull or clever.
It's like saying a fire of a gun is better than a skilled sword slize. Of course its effective, but heavans you're a just a basic bitch if you solely prefer style over substance like that

Jumpscares are like tickling.
Yeah technically you made me laugh(jump), but it's not fucking comedy(horror).

Hereditary is literally based and redpilled, though

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OK low test and iq incel

Please answer this honestly, have you seen a single film released before your birth date?
What are your thoughts on 2001 or Stalker?

I grew out of hating jumpscares the day I got laid.

I saw one of wan's masterful horror kinos with a cute tight petite red head with big tits, I hold her while she was scared once and again by the wonderfully crafted jumpscares. The tension transformed into pure lust when we arrived at my apartment. After that night of wild sex I stopped hating jumpscares I now fully understand them. Would you imagine if I went to see some stupid boring shit like the witch instead? Her vagina would have dried up like a raisin

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>your brain on normie npc logic
>cherry on top is it didn't happen
This is all the (you) s this would get in a nutshell
No one should bother replying to that now

>james wan
>masterful horror kinos
lmao this kid is 12

I usually bust out laughing at jumpscares, don't know why

what? I can't think of Hereditary having to do anything with transgender or its spirit for that matter..

>lake mungo
>garbage
what a retarded picturel

They aren't inherently cheap, but they have to be earned. Cheap jumpscares are ones that aren't earned.

People are butthurt such a simple trick causes such a weak reaction and is still seen as enough for the average moviegoer

Have sex

What the fuck mate? Zodiac is a crime movie, that's based on true story about the crime investigation and journalism surrounding the case of Zodiac Killer. It's not more horror than the Mindhunter tv series. Yes, it's not scary, because it's not a fucking horror movie. One of the best crime movies, that's been based on a true events. If watch crime movie to "get scared", you are a fucking teen girl.

hello thedonald

>tfw they turn the little boo into the BIG boo!

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>hereditary demonizes a demon

It's always a fucking loud sound. It's annoying as fuck, even if you aren't looking at what's happening.

t. basedboy

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Love this image and all the redditor invaders getting upset.

This guy is baiting everyone so fucking hard lmao

>take obviously retarded opinion
>collect (you)s
>call them all pseuds/brainlets/soi/buzzword of choice
>collect even more (you)s
>repeat forever

Fantastic image. Well done and congrats on the well-deserved (You)s

Watching "It" 2017 proves how much dumb people like jumpscares

>Jumpscares are too scary, I'd rather pretend to be scared by slow build ups

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saying things like this makes me want to save the pic and post it as well.

>I DON'T LIKE THING SO IT'S LE SÖY LOL LMAO

This is getting old

imagine only being able to see movies through a political lens
kill yourself

very söy response

You should add the Pet Cemetery remake to first list when it get's released

So what exactly is the appeal of doing this? Making virgins angry isn't really something an intelligent person would find enjoyment in

But I've already had enough sex recently and I wanna post on Yea Forums now

Imagine being this much of a faggot