Fake laughs in your path

>friends with David Irving

I mean this guy's a real jerk

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Eyes that pop out of their head....Steve.

>writes the best cringe comedy in ten years in your path

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Honestly Steve, 'e could be your brother.

was pure kino

it's the mammal, that's got, sort of the pointiest eyes.

eyes that pop out o' their 'ead... steve

Hes the most Jewish goy ever

>It's the "Crouching Tiger" cinema story again

OI LANKY

>pretends to read zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance to impress you

>memorises the communist manifesto in your path

Let him finish, Ricky

>he was 25 when he co-wrote and directed The Office
what have you done?

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dont press the neurotoxin button ok
like, thats all you dont have to do

Never fucking forget this dude dated and shagged Hayley Atwell.

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not turn 25.

>its the eyes

He only told it twice.

>hoh! hoh! hoh! hoh! ahhh, man alive.....

newguy spotted, he told it 3 times, 2 on xfm and once on the christmas show they did for radio 1

youtube.com/watch?v=OTLmD2kFDm0

I cowrote the Office with him YOU FUCKING MONG

>christmas show they did for radio

Oh yeah, I always forget about those two shows.

you are like a baby

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I said "writes". Nathan is in another league because reality will always be stranger than fiction.

*gets exposed by fulham*

WOMEN LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON THE CHICKEN IS LATE IN THE FIRST PLACE

>there's this thing in it

HA HA HA

HE HE HE HE

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>grew up on Gay's street in your path

Fingeringhoe or Fockingham?

>It's the movie... STIGMATA

I touch my dick sometimes.

i bet Steve does too

post his wife

Who's the bigger cunt, him or Ricky?

currently separated

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Gervais

Ricky.
Steve I would never trust though. He comes across as some meek faggot, but you just fucking know he would love nothing more than to be part of some Commie death squad. Just so he could feel strong without any repercussions. He's a 100% coward.

he actually looks really cute when he's animated. otherwise, blergh

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what the fuck is a quid

A squid with the tips of its tentacles cut off

Gervais is the biggest cunt
Merchant is the tallest cunt

>it's gonna look ludicrous, not gonna look anything like me but he's gonna pretend it does

This desu, you really get the feeling that if Steve ever had any real power or social standing he would turn on you in an instant

>see smerch in a bar a few years ago
>know my bro loves the office and the xfm show
>say "my brother thinks you're great'
>he replies 'fuck off you cunt'

Based secretly a complete twat merch

pretty based desu

It's Ricky.
Like says though, Steve's a spineless cunt who goes along with whatever opinion's in. It's why he's a dick to Karl on air but I bet he's all simp off.

Could hear his voice

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/ourguy/

He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.

Merchant and Karl were obviously not really even friends during xfm. In the entire time of broadcasting they only mention being together without Ricky once and that was at the xfm dj thing merch did. When Ricky went on holiday, they just played a best of since Karl and Steve would have nothing to talk about

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Based and Wellespilled

manly woman chose effeminate man to dominate
what a shocker

>Sit with old phone and listen to XFM on youtube
>The hours fly by
>Phone no longer has an internet connection (it's the wifi on the phone that's broken)
>Only option is to download them all and put them all on the phone
>Have no idea how to do it

I'll get there in the end, but how large of a download would seasons 1-3 be? With them just being audio I don't expect them to be huge, and I imagine they'll all fit, but all of this zoomer tech is passing me by too quickly and I can't keep up.
I know the day is coming soon where I won't even be able to have a Twix.

>CHILDREN OF THE CORN
>I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT

Have we got ladder 49?

the whole thing about 4.6gb

Podrot has them.

I was pissed when this show was cancelled/didn't get renewed. I bet if it had a laugh track and followed Big Bang then it would've been a hit.

Some of them have been taken down.

Great, they'll easily fit.

I was just going to download the playlists from YouTube, but I'm not sure how that would work out. I'm going to try and find the old torrent of them all first and see how long that will take. Thanks though senpai.

youtube.com/watch?v=8l1Vr6zcoYs

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it's legitimately too good at what it does for people to watch it, it could have never been successful on air. Merchant should have approached Netflix instead.

You always get a little snidey one

christ, de berg!

'ad to thump it on the 'ed

anyone ever listen to steves music show on radio6?

it was so weird hearing steve be the popular and cool guy on a broadcast, all his mates were proper limp-wristed guardian readers

The Dinner is one of my all-time favorite episodes of TV. The perfect mix of cringe and heart

tourette trent derby

>Stephen King's.... Rose Red. Welcome to the place evil calls home

lanky, goggle eyed freak

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>"Man alive!'s" in your general vicinity

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That’s true enough

gormless twat

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>...not Shakespeare

He wanted to fuck Suzanne...I'm positive he tried at least once. He was jealous of Karl.

probably seethed when he heard karl bought 100 condoms for christmas like a chad

play a record

>tfw it's a Claire episode
Despite being a drug fiend, she's such a sweetheart.

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>tfw you skip the Claire episodes

Are they any good? I feel like if I was just listening to Ricky and Steve it would really aggravate me with no Karl there to be lighthearted.

You can tell he has some self-esteem issues by every time Karl fucks with him on his looks
youtube.com/watch?v=7gBfvz36C6U

>cis?
Yeah, it's a politically correct term for a normal person

>recites The Windhover by Gerard Manley Hopkins from memory in your path

they aren't such massive cunts in the claire eps, more managed and funny. you also missed the GOAT Steve vs emailer interaction

>It's a way of marginalizing a normal person
One of my favorite Norm quotes

I'll have to give them a shot in that case.

You should check out the few surviving shows from before Karl. The banter and stories between Ricky and Stephen are hilarious.

hey man this hit too close to home

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Are there many of those? I remember reading about them once, but it said very few recordings from the early days remain.
I'll see if I can hunt them down though and give them a try.

nah the humor was to dry for american audiences

here are some (if not all) youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6s8oXWL55IbkwtUaN0Glc3CeRN3H6SQf

WHERE'S MY FLIPPIN' CHICKEN.

Based. I'll start them a little later tonight. Thanks senpai.

>Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited.
>It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest.
So your arrogance is unlimited.