I just watched Pain and Gain and loved it and I usually don't watch a lot of Miicheal Bay

I just watched Pain and Gain and loved it and I usually don't watch a lot of Miicheal Bay.

Anymore absurdist hypercapitalist miami/LA/vegas kino? Just hot dumb people fucking up shit but for one brilliant moment they were fucking based.

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How to get a gf like her?

Date a guy (male)

step 1: get regular gf who is into fitness
step 2: get her into lifting weights (something we can do together)
step 3: slip some anavar into her protein shake
step 4: enjoy for a couple of weeks before she leaves you for a much bigger guy

learn to make delcious food

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How do I make delicious food?

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>/ck/

That's like asking Yea Forums for a good show or movie, I'm not falling for your tricks

much like Mr White and Jessie

you cook

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Look up a recipe for a delicious dish. Make it. Error correction. Make it again.

Which recipe, nigger?

How about something that you would enjoy eating?

I don't know what I like

what the fuck is even in those plates. where are the slim jims

asian girls are so much better than white girls
that includes mexicans. we consider them white in america.

>insectoids
>not bottom of the barrel trash for incels

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>t. insecure about his own body

Eat your veggies, child.

If you cant tell apart shitposting from actual reviews you dont belong on this board or website for that matter

How does that relate to you wanting to suck dick and/or take it in the ass?

500 bucks says every single one of these "muscle girls" has been viciously raped at least once in their life, and instead of seeking therapy, went the complete opposite direction - obsessively taking to weightlifting (and most likely, steroids) in an hilarious and vain proclamation that, "no man shall EVER rape me, AGAIN!!!"

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Yet another unmasculine thread where numales shill whores that have nothing to do with film. Die.

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Use lots of salt and butter

I wish she would rape me

enjoy your feminist overlords
asian-americans are the same though
they're no better than your average white, female scum.

then learn some culture's cuisine

Asian stuff seems easy and has universal basics

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low test

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