Who will play her in the enevitable film adaptation?

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>he
get out, this is a Femshep board

anyone else want to see a film adaptation of a qt autistic Ryder?

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Look like J-law

Weren't they planning a Mass Effect movie years ago? What happened to that?

Fuck off m8, worse voice acting, worse figure, worse face, et cetera. MaleShep is objectively the better choice

Leslie Jones
And they'll show her face in her very first appearance.
Engineer, and fug nobody. Roleplay a nerd incel that saves the galaxy.

>they're just purple humans
Fuck bioware

the same ting with every "major" video game release. post hype advertisement. X is getting a script, fanboys loose their shit, no movie is ever made

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*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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Was Shepard /ourguy/?

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>worse voice acting
he only says one word with convincing emotion in the whole trilogi (a sad "yeah..." in 3)
>worse figure
gay
>worse face
custom apperance shepfu bitch

>You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die.
Who cares, you'll be dead.
Marrying asari is cuckoldry because you'll be making asari kids instead of whatever species you are.

Kinda obvious

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Kinda sad Matt gets old without playing the role he was born for.

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Name?

>Who cares, you'll be dead.
t. cuck, you spent all that time, money and energy on someone who will just jump on a new dick the moment you die

>Marrying asari is cuckoldry because you'll be making asari kids instead of whatever species you are.
this is true, they are also always daughters which speaks for itself

Her accent is middle eastern

Reminder that canonically Asari have big blue cocks and that's a good thing.

I love my blueberry.

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Sadder that Rob Lowe is now too old to play the role he was born for.

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Sounded Polish to me

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>t. Discord tranny

Her accent is 100% Polish.
I knew a Polish girl in my university days, and she sounded exactly like Tali.

so western european?

class doesn't matter but shepard is a dedicated soldier who doesn't have time for non-platonic relationships

Who will play best girl?

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Mostly sad that Robin Sachs can’t return to play one of the redeeming characters of 2.

not bad actually, with Avatar tech she'd pull it off
Literally Ana de Armas

Brie Larson. For ironic reasons.

Her face model?

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Jazz

Voice I don't know, but Enji Night will be her body actor.

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I wish they at least had went with the pale, black-eyed thing in the ME1 concept art.

this
i know people talk about romances in a game but shepard literally spends 3 games racing around trying to fix the galaxy's problems as fast as possible, i can believe that he has time to form some friendships, maybe, but not more than that

based and some alien color pilled

I've seen her pussy and asshole lmao

Fuck you.

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actually looks a bit like liara, not bad.

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Which ME games are essential? Never played them but want to

1 then pretend the rest never happened.
2 had some decent character interactions, but the plot was absolutely retarded and it started the pet character habit BioWare got into.

what a tranny

Going from star system to star system isn't instantaneous, it is just portrayed that way for the sake of gameplay. Plenty of downtime between missions.

>tfw tried to romance a gal in each game
>tfw I didn’t manage to take any of them to the “final stage”
>tfw can’t even get laid in vidya
A-At least I s-saved them all in the S-Suicide Mission... God, I’m pathetic...

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How did you manage to avoid fucking Jack?

play them all. the ending of 3 was shit, but the ride is still worth it.
>1
>top tier world building
>2
>main plot a bit meh but companions are amazing
>3
>main plot actually has some cool moments, maximum drama character moments, fun ride overall but the ending is garbage
you will need to headcannon the ending, prepare for disappointment, but you should absolutely play all 3.
youtu.be/sUKiOcV1SSc

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samefag, i actually forgot andromeda existed for a second haha. don't play andromeda.

I never tried to fuck her; she was not my cup of tea in 2. She did clean up and become a slutty in 3, but since I messed up and saved Kaidan back in 1, I only had Miranda left from human options.

its multiplayer is fun and its pretty cheap usually so if your up for that

Based pink blobs BTFO humies

fair enough. i never bothered with the multiplayer.

FUcking based

Nigger the only requirement to fuck someone in Mass effect is do one of two things
1) Always select right and up
2) Always select right and down, with the sole exception of when they ask if you're down to fuck
that's literally it. If you're playing paragon and do this, then speak to someone enough and do their missions, it's actually unavoidable.

Her body model had an epic fappening leak. Look up Jillian Murray.

I did all the missions. But I didn’t play as purely Paragon or Renegade. I did manage to save Tali in 3 for example, but I didn’t max out any of the two allegiances.

>But I didn’t play as purely Paragon or Renegade.
That's your problem.
2 is an insidious little bitch in that regard. Remember how they made it seem like, due to the bars having their own points, you could level both?
They lied. Paragon/Renegade point requirements are based on potential points earned, not a flat rate. It means if you don't go fully one way or another, you're at serious risk of fucking yourself out of choices down the line.

Cringe. ME3 is a masterpiece

u know they will use femshep because feminazis (muh strong independent wominz), who will play her?

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KORGAN

i had never played me3 without extended cut until yesterday and i can absolutely understand the butthurt. i was surprised how shitty it was even though i knew it as gonna be

Sasha Grey

Based Korwin

plain looking skinny brunette #243 or FotM minority

Today I will remind them.
Bear in mind that this is nowhere near the worst part of the game (that happens approximately thirty minutes in)

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based /gif/poster

she never made it past the first game for me.

>worst part
>thirty minutes in
on mars? why?

The crucible is the single worst deus ex machina in the series. The whole point of the first game is that the Ilos facility going undetected was practically a miracle, and even then everyone still died.

Then 3 expects us to believe that this device existed for hundreds of thousands of years, was worked on by multiple cycles, by multiple races, with multiple languages, with absolutely no idea what it was supposed to do.
Patrick Weekes once leaked that parts of the game got rewritten at the last minute with no peer review or contribution at all, and I'm certain that's one of them.

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oh yeah, the crucible. so it wasn´t just some deeper tier reaper mindfuckery to derail the organics atempt at defeating them?

Liara with a different would be strange, same with most other characters.

I assumed that initially.
turns out I was giving them too much credit

my dick hopefully

>cut(e)
>blue head
heh.

Taylor Swift.

why was her personality so modified with each game? I completely switched to tali by the end of the story

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That's a sheboon

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SO....GOOD!

daily reminder

Casey Hudson:
" And even in terms of the ending itself, it continues to break down to some very large decisions. So it's not like a classic game ending where everything is linear and you make a choice between a few things - it really does layer in many, many different choices, up to the final moments, where it's going to be different for everyone who plays it."

>Sounded Polish to me
I don't know ANYONE who sounds like Tali.

Fugg yeah, remember that bitch from the first game? Like how she believes in God and says RACIST things about aliens? fuck her!!!!

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holy fuck, i literally came into this thread just to suggest this

Femshep, vanguard, garrus

naomi scott

Completely irrelevant in ME2 and remains somewhat a bitch to shepard in the third one.

Post the other one. The cute one

yea they made her kinda unlikeable BUT THEM TIDDIES THO. always sacrificed Kaiden because boobs

I saved Ashely, but still fugged Liara, then took the quarian pill for the other two games.

who didn't. they almost force you into a relationship with liara, since you get like 500% more content with that romance

>who didn't.
I didn't. Went with Liara all the way.

>turns out I was giving them too much credit
I realized this during all the Fan theories of Shepard being indoctrinated from the first game.

Who will they get to play the most attractive girl?

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bodytype of cara. and she doesn't have to talk much

that one austrialian dyke

heh that's actually not bad but i think mass effect would be best done as a cgi movie

The sad part is Andromeda has some of the best gameplay mechanics

kek

Literally that girl from Narnia.

I got you bro

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The TRUE KINO playthrough:
ME1
>Romance Ash
>Befriend Liara
>Politely decline Liara’s advances when she gets the wrong idea
ME2
>Stay loyal to Ash-gf despite a massive falling out
>Befriend Liara and bask in sexual tension during the Shadow Broker DLC
ME3
>Visit Ash in the hospital
>Start to regain trust
>Face off against her in the “kill Udina” mission
>Shoot Ash when things get out of hand
>MissionComesFirst.jpg
>Live with regret for rest of your life
>Cope by cozying up to Liara
>Fall in love with blue pussy
>Face certain death
>Choose the renegade option
>It’s what Ash would’ve done

That does sound pretty kino actually although I quite liked the the platonic love between Shepard and Liara in the third game, even though you know Liara'd jump on the cock in an instant.

Good taste. I did that by accident on a second playthrough, and even though that’s not how I wanted it to happen, it was much better.

From then on I made choices in RPGs based on what would be the best story, not what I’d do.

>not playing femshep to provide your bro Garus with the perfect waifu
Weak!

>playing a female to act out your autogynephilia
>not playing to act out your desire to have friends

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horse vagina

>>Stay loyal to Ash-gf despite a massive falling out
Fuck that, to hell with the traitor bitch

i miss my space bros so much ;_;

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Technically Shep is the traitor, for joining a literal terrorist organization.

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Like anyone is going to touch a Bioware IP after their last few games.

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Stop that, user. I can only get so erect.

Stop, it's too early in the morning to masturbate

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shepard should be in her forties. late 30 at the least

>be crpg series where the selling point is player agency and exploring branching decision trees with a pastiche of sci fi tropes from a million other sources
>DOOD LETS TURN IT INTO A MOOBIE!
Why are you always so stupid Yea Forums?

'cause Mass Effect had bad writers and directors after the first game. Liara and Cerberus are good examples of what can happen when you make a trilogy and wing it in each game rather than planning it out ahead of time. Nothing is ever set up properly so characters make wild changes in their personality and motivations between each game and factions have vastly different resources and functions in each game.

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Brie Larson

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Blake Lively

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no its not

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Tali is so fuck lewd it's not even real

And without even showing any skin

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Damn dont know how you found this chick but it's eerie how much she looks like her

This. ME1 is night and day to anything that came afterward. ME2 in general was basically an addon at best. The world got smaller and stupider(magazines used now instead of the overheating mechanics) no grenades, the weapons/armor systems were gimped beyond belief, the SSV Daddy Issues bs, unironically THE most racist portrayal of a black characters side story i have every seen, the retarded directions of cerberus, the RETARDED way in which shepard dies and is brought back, the unexplored ghost in the shell like issues with shepard thinking he's a clone that was obviously dropped, the dropped reaper/dark matter plotline, the RETARDED "assuming control" bad guy, the fucking stupid terminator bossfight(i was literally insulted for the first time in my life by a game for that). The change in humans military color scheme and uniforms. They go from white, black and red to the stereotypical blue and stars. The uniforms went to shit too.

I have tons more but goddamn Mass Effect died at the first game in my headcanon.It set up a beatuful world only to be trashed by EA.

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The lewdest Tali

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Or this one

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>THE most racist portrayal of a black characters side story
It was pretty realistic, his father abandoned him and became a rapist.

>the RETARDED way in which shepard dies and is brought back

They do nothing interesting with it. It was so pointless and unnecessary.

ME1 was genuine science fiction but ME2 was sy-fy and then ME3 was Michael Bay.

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I'm going to say it, nobody can stop me because I'm out of control, like a train off the tracks:

I like Andromeda, I think it's a good game with a huge amount of content and enjoyable play mechanics. The biggest flaws are the badly laid-out research./development system and the frankly ridiculous voices they gave the female krogan.

Well you are entitled to your opinion. I can't get into Mass Effect when it doesn't have a good story or at least good characters. Plus the lack of femquars in Andromeda was a sin.

MEW!!

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Anyone have the Ryder pic where she's talking about car accidents or something?

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I actually liked the Mako and driving up mountains at ridiculous angles. The copy pasted sidequest rooms were shit though.
The one good thing about ME2 was the dead reaper, it continued the Lovecraftian theme of the first game, an utterly alien being of unimaginable power.
The characters in ME2 are just shit, literally all of them are edegelords, even Liara goes from being naive and endearing to a supercunt. Jack is the most cringy, how they managed to make her worse in ME3 is quite the achievement. "Don't listen to me swearing kids! lolololololol!"
I did like all the glowy armor designs though, fite me faget.

I've got this friend on Facebook
He's an old friend from school who I don't really talk to anymore, haven't for years
His facebook since 2012 consists mainly of pictures of Jack and Tali
His current avatar is Tali drinking a beverage
I mean sure when you're 15 but I'm 31 now and he'd be about the same age as me
there are no pictures of him or anyone else on his fb, just Jack and Tali, occasionally Garrus
not even Wrex which would of course be completely understandable

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I liked the Uncharted Wolrds in ME1, though I recognized they needed refining and more detail. I didn't want them cut out like ME2 did. Though I did like to a certain extent how ME2 handled missions on uncharted worlds with them being small instanced set pieces. I'd have liked a mix of those and the open spaces/maps from ME1.

i got you home slice

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all of them, i've replayed 1-3 a dozen times and haven't been disappointed, the only people that bitch about ME3 are the ones that probably have 1000hrs in cod4 or anime virtual novels

>Jack is the most cringy, how they managed to make her worse in ME3 is quite the achievement. "Don't listen to me swearing kids! lolololololol!"
I think her cover your ears kids line was the only enjoyment I got from that game

idris elba

If you only knew how bad things really are.

People don't like ME3 because it has retarded writing and it nearly cut out entirely Mass Effect's primary feature; the conversations.

1 is the best overall, solid writing and world building but the clunky combat might turn you off
2 makes the transition to a full blown cover shooter with some RPG elements slapped on but writing is decent enough
3 is mostly about shooting shit while ocasionally saying yes or no to poorly written dialogue, story sucks but some cool setpieces and payoffs to storylines built up in the earlier games that are worth seeing if you care

>but writing is decent enough

Only in the characters and their loyalty missions. Main story is dumb.

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Name a better space rpg

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ME2

Well they don't make them anymore and haven't for years.

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someBODY

Took the words out of my mouth. Of course ME3 is a wonderful space RPG when you have literally nothing to compare it to.

>dat tit hair
dayum
also checked

me1

no, she spoke with a typical slavic (western or southern) accent

imagine the smell when she finally takes off the suit after months or even years of wearing it hahah that would be so disgusting

Hahah yeah

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Fungi queen larson

Male shep, fuck all, be chad

BJ Brapplegate

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Cast her. Also, Samara was hotter.

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not to mention your wife probably get a couple more dicks after you die

Did the ad imply he was taking her to bed to fuck her or what?

>robot camel toe

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>Not writing "biopic"
One fucking job

>they give EDI this body but don't let you fuck her
fuck bioware

>ME2 characters are just sh-

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>tfw you will never literally break EDI's robopusy from pounding it too hard, "accidentally" broadcasting the deed to Joker's viewscreen

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what does Yea Forums think of my qt hapa Ryder
would you fuck me her

her body is too sexualised imo, i think they should have been more subtle with the feminine features like in pic related and gave her a more curious personality, then i would find her attractive

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I will literally anally rape anyone who disagrees

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>EDI ends up with the most brittle person in the universe

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I'd space her

infiltrator and liara/miranda(liara dlc)/liara

Hang on, no one is going to say it?

companion missions are like 80% of the game

I want her fanny if you know what i mean.