So tell me about Robert. He owns the .... "Kinoplex" ?

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That's one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've ever read on this shit board

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Why didn't you listen to him?

You got it wrong this week, you got it wrong last week

10/10

>...And this "janny", he does it for free?

>tfw got my therapist into posting on here and now he's more addicted than me

He wants to stop shitting up his kino threads, that's why

>so... this Ryan Gosling screaming...
>you said he's literally like you
>can you describe in full detail how?

>So tell me about Robert. He owns the .... "Kinoplex" ?

Yeah he does but... the weird thing is... he always seems to have worked there

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>And how does it make you feel, posting the 'S' word repeatedly? And what about when these dog-people block you from doing it, what's your reaction?

>well uhh you see
>he's lonely
>and well he's horny too

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>these dog-people block you from doing it
10/10

>*starts screaming*

>I think you might be overanalyzing the sign

>who is this "architect" figure you keep mentioning?
>from the sounds of it, you have deep respect for him and his work

>"etsubatsu," what's that, Japanese?

>Well tell me, what do you find upsetting about this pole?

BASTE!

ofc he does; that'd lot of loyalty for a hired cashier

>is everyone on this board from pole or red dot? and they all constantly accuse each other of being from one or the other?

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>Why do you think this Brendan is so important to you?

>You're right, I don't see what relevance at all Aragorn's tax policy or other economic and political views would have in this story, it would have been pointless to include it

>he got justed?
>what is justed?

They are the same people.

Don't you put any blame on Robert! He's real, it's all real! He's... a friend. We share crab legs together.

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That's solid advice

>As your therapist, I'm not certain this is a healthy chatroom for you to be engaged in as often as you are.

>you know, alimony, then he had the sad red eyes and his hair got fucked up

but it's just film and television discussion!

>well, not his hair. there was this picture of a dentist
>yeah and his hair was really messed up
>and then there was this meme it was like with a barber
>well so someone photoshopped the hair onto brendan cause of the alimony
>yeah and the eyes

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S word?

S

>so these disco trainees... they are ruining your board?

>Tell me about the Falcon, user. You say it led you out of the... popcorn mines?

I see. When I hold up this picture, how does it make you feel?

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N

N

>"it's actually pretty funny haha, let me show you a picture"
>spend five minutes scrolling on your phone through photos of people sniffing things, frogs in tuxedos, pierce brosnan and a bunch of fat women, and some country store scene from the simpsons

>Like a Robot, man

>What is a "manlet pit" was it? define it in your words.

>hold on its on here somewhere
>no dont look yet

sneed

>and then he says, "you don't get to bring friends"

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>user we can't have another session unless you explain why you keep screaming BRRRRAAAAAAP everytime i stand to walk you out at the end of our all our meetings

>I'm concerned about these 'actress threads', some of these girls are worryingly young

i wonder how many people here actually seeing a therapist?

im not but i certainly should be

Impressive.

>ok, so you have these girls go up to you and want to help them practice for cheerleading?
>how old are these girls again?
>good lord what the fuck is wrong with you?

>well, it's the noise made when you know... f-flatulence. I don't sniff all the time and It's certainly not something I constantly think about. I can quit anytime I want!

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>I thought you said this forum was for discussing film and televidion

>so you say that users of this chatroom often get so confused by the anonymity that they assume everyone who disagrees with them is the same person?

Goddamnit I love Pepe

>showed this to my wife and asked if we could do this
>she just laughed
>later she sat on my face and grind it hard on her ass

living the life bros

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youtube.com/watch?v=2l2awXfumOU

>why do you keep saying random things but relating them to movies
>you obviously dont want to talk about movies, just say you want to talk about that thing, its ok
>i dont understand

>you said the poster ID count increased with each post and yet you still accused them of being the same person?
>and then you closed the thread immediately after?

Why does he need more time? To do what?

>user you seem to be very confused. You say you wish to discuss television and film but all you do is repeatedly post low quality memes. What is more puzzling is that you do this on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum

fuck me haha

>these doubles you speak of
>you get a sexual thrill out of it?

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>I'm concerned with the number of times you say you post the same thing each day, such mindless repetition can't be good for you, you're letting your creativity atrophy away!

>my gf asks me why am I always giggling like an idiot when i post on forums
>explain to her i am posting on Yea Forums, a place were we try to hurt each other people's feelings by saying mean things about what the others like
>she says that's pretty dumb
>i agree
>she goes back to playing her phone games and i go back to posting

who exactly are smee and maimen?

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>"Why do you keep making that expression user?"

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>ISHYDDT

>and he's not compensated in any way for his efforts?
>wouldn't this violate minimum wage requirements?

>It's not a sex thing. The dubs make it easier to farm for (you)'s. Check em

So tell me about Sneed. He owns the .... "Feed and Seed" ?

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>Who's this waifu you speak of as if she were your girlfriend? i thought you said you didn't have any significant other.

what the fuck does 'kino' even mean? because i know it doesn't mean 'good' or 'quality'

So tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the... mask?

>It's got to be frustrating when nobody replies to one of your posts. What do you do with that frustration, user?

I think it means cinema

>What exactly is and how many people did you kill in this... Emma War?

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>i got and make even worse posts until someone replies
>sometimes i even say things i dont believe

>Please define "samefagging" and the negative connotation it entails.

>how does one harvest actresses?

>Would you mind sitting in the waiting room for a moment, user? I'm going to call some friends of mine and they're going to take you to a nice, padded room where these "trannies" you constantly talk about won't be able to cause you any more discord

>I just don't get it. He said he was a big guy but he's only 5'9
>user, I think you need to take a few breaths and calm do...
>BUT HE SAID HE WAS FOR ME!

>What are you pointing at?

>lottaloyaltyforahiredmanorperhapshe'swonderingwhysomeonewouldshootamanbeforethrowinghimouttaplaneatleastyoucantalkwhoareyouitdoesn'tmatterwhowearewhatmattersisourplaynoonecaredwhoiwasuntilIputonthemaskifIpullthatoffwouldyoudieitwouldbeextremelypainfulyou'reabigguy
>for you

>>spend five minutes scrolling on your phone
>>phone
No wonder you need therapy. Filthy phoneposter

kek

>"He really doesn't get paid?"

>"Thats what I'm telling you. He does it for free!"

ahahahaha

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>lug desktop pc into the office
>hook it up
>"user I really don't see how this is necessary"

What kind of a queer goes to a therapist willingly?

>it is
>they make fun of me if i post from my phone

>she's not even playing Tomb Raider.

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my mom

>"You cute"

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>"you may have your fair share of challenges to overcome, user, but you should take pride in the fact that you don't degrade yourself by working for free"

oh god its like my porns

Only black women at the kinoplex are allowed to utter that sacred phrase.

this

>It's not my favorite genre but it's alright. That's the second time you've mentioned Jazz, would you like to talk about that?

"You cute"

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>you post about these "brappers" and "milkers" all day long?
>in fact that's all you post about?
>never any tv or film discussion?
>you just want... milk from mommy hendrick's... milkers?
>I may need to refer you to someone who can treat you better, I'm afraid I'm out of my experience level working with you

okay I laughed

Lol.

He's nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humour

Based

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>"user, I am going to be honest with you. I think this custodian you mention is just part of your delusion. Firstly, he doesn't seem to do anything at all in your chatroom, judging from the topics you discuss there. Secondly, why would he work for no compensation at all? I think it would be best if you consider medication and a more controlled therapy"

>There are trannies out on discord! You've gotta believe me!

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And you refer to noted actor and director Ben Affleck as "The Terror of Tel Aviv"?

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>This woman Eva Green is your mother? I thought the woman who brought you here today was your mother.

>so tell me, who is in this picture?

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lmao

>tell me once again about him
>why does he wear the mask?

why does the therapist speak like she's a wikipedia article

HAHAHAHA

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>And part of the reason you hate this actress is because you think her feet are unattractive?

>who is Caspere, and why does he know so many things?

>you say he was shooting at... God?
>that makes no sense

>It would be extremely painful for him?

>"And then I replied and had the repeating digits I fortold!"
>"user... thats a lie, I saw that post, you were off by one."

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>I just don't see why you should have this kind of investment in a film either succeeding or failing, I know you've got more important things to be worrying about, right?

>Now user, based on your $2B box office prediction for Avatar 2, it appears that you may be suffering from paranoid delusions, so I'm going to write you a script for 500mg of Seroquel

>I saw that episode, user
>he wasn't shooting at anything, he was clearly just trying to make it appear as if Rust and Marty had been ambushed and forced to return fire, resulting in the deaths of Reggie Ledoux and his pal
>what do you mean "what did he mean by this?"

>This african-american man Robert is your friend, and yet you constantly shout racial slurs when he's not present? Why do you think you behave this way?

Lol

>user i understand that having these idiosyncratic hobbies is part of your identity and the focused dedication showcased in them can even be admirable if pivoted to something more productive but what do you get out of paying so much attention to the emotional state of the chubby kid from superbad?

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>why exactly does he need more time? who's this French woman?

>You seem to harbor a lot of negativity towards the other people there, why don't you start hanging out on different forums with kinder people?

I laughed, and then remembered that ABATAP is likely dead or in a mental hospital at this point and got a little sad

Do you people actually go to therapy?
I can't stand the idea of paying someone to pretend to care about my feelings.

yes. when they ask what ive been up to i admitted to spending time on a television and film forum even though i dont watch any.

FUCK ORNELA

FUCK ORNELA

FUCK ORNELA

Poor Abatap was probably killed in the very early stages of the war in Ukraine. He never stood a chance.

Not really, I had the dhubs

>so how did this lord of the rings character, pippin, come to have such strong opinions on fathering daughters?

that's hardly the point or main aim of therapy

It's not about feelins at all, it's mostly getting someone to entangle as objectively as posible one's own retarded stuck rationalizations.

you don't know me bitch

It was Merry you dumb fuck

>user please no smoking in my office
>user put the pipe down please

that's actually a pretty good point

>so... what exactly did you do during that 14 day ban?

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>How many hours a day would you say you spend on that websi- user, phone down please.

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>.. so you spent several hours creating a pictu-sorry, "meme" designed specifically to make others annoyed and respond to you?
>what do you think motivates this attention seeking behaviour?

>Now user, we have a little test we like to use to gauge a patient's sanity and grasp on reality: we show them the opening scene of a generic action blockbuster and watch for any signs of abnormal reactions, like laughing at violence or smiling at nonsensical lines
>youtube.com/watch?v=9OXbfo3Mbx0 plays

How fucked are you?

> And this Mr Elba is a friend of yours?

>you say that at this rate you're worried about him taking your own job?

>A trip what?

it's german for cinema

>there sure are a lot of nicknames on this forum with homophobic components

Fucking sublime

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>so ... let me see if I have this right, you ended up spamming the message board until you got banned because you were mad the janitors kept removing your daily Avatar 2 countdown threads?... is that correct?

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>And you say this cootie poster posts little girls everyday?

>based on your posts, we've gauged that you are aware of the abnormalities in your behavior.
>there's just one thing though...
>why do you pretend that the police is monitoring you?

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greek for movement

>So "Feels Bad Man?", what makes you feel bad exactly?

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>I just wanted to mention something to you before we go on...there were a few moments where I caught you looking at my feet. do you want to explain your fascination with my feet a bit more?

>well for starters, he has no gf

>called psychiatrist and made an appointment
>didn't show up
>was ignoring calls for the last 3 days
Why am I like this

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>so you think these "jannies" should delete all the "capeshit", not the... comfy "cunny" threads?

>these feelings you have, they're "extremely painful"?
>as a woman I find it interesting that you would call me a "big guy"
>user, if you seriously intend to crash a plane then I must notify the authorities

>And what happens when you write a report for the offending posts?
>I see

Literally me man. though i recently went for the first time after 9 months and they put me on zoloft and now i have to go every month. whats troubling you?

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>so you say you spent 11 hours making an edit about the New Zealand shooting?

>user, why do you have so many saved photos of Robert Downey Jr wearing lifted sneakers?
>Is it because you’re insecure about your own height?
>And who exactly will “never learn”? Are you implying that Robert Downey Jr has a learning disability?

>using an upbeat Freddie Mercury song?

>Is that your bike outside?

I used to go to psychiatrist when I was teenager. I've got some basic antidepressants and rolled with them for 2-3 years. One day I simply didn't go to the shrink and started NEETing for few years. Now I think I have even more problems than before. Depression, panic attacks, antisocial behaviour. Maybe even BPD.
But fuck I'm scared of talking with someone, even psychiatrist.

He's 100% right. This place is insanely negative and destroys brain cells by subjecting you to endless repetition and unhealthy ideas. That being said, there are some funny cunts here.

>tfw I accidentally said "normies" to my therapist

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This place is my one vice I can't give up. I quit alcohol, porn, all the bad shit, I can't give up Yea Forums no matter how hard I try.

You are like a baby

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>So you spend all you nights alone at home... doesn't that get awfully lonely?
>...well, there is this one website I visit...

I was court ordered to attend sessions. I basically just talked about shitposting and my piss bottles and she just looked vaguely confused.

2 jokes in one, impressive

would a therapist notify someone if they knew you had thousands of images of instacunnies?

>No, there must have been a mix up, you were not referred to Dr. Pavel, I'm Dr. Smith
>But still, nice to meet you, Mr. Aye Sia

>You are a legal adult and yet you spend all of your time arguing about comic book movies created for children. Can you understand why others feel this is unhealthy for you?

Everything...

I’m a therapist and I wouldn’t.
Now share the wealth, user.

There was only one joke there, the other was just a reference to a meme

>>So you spend all you nights alone at home... doesn't that get awfully lonely?
>Yeah, horny too, but when I see people posting pics of Ryan Gosling I feel better, welcomed

Delete that 2049 pic, it fills you with false hope

>This character Truman seems to be a very troubled person and you're telling me that you don't enjoy this show show at all and in fact hate it. If you truly feel that way don't you think it'd be best to stop watching?

Unfortunately im in the exactly same position so i can't give you advice and I'm sure youve heard all the shit memes like "just lift bro". one thing ive actually found helpful is going on night walks (or trying to go outside every day) and meditating, maybe try reading a CBT book. I don't want much, just a bare basic life

underrated.

>mammario made the cut
i guess Yea Forums hasn't totally gone to shit

>user, Robert was killed in a gang robbery gone wrong 2 years ago. You have to let him go. It's not your fault. Even if you hadn't gone to that third viewing of Blade Runner 2049, you couldn't have saved him.

>why do you keep telling everyone to have sex?

It's cinema in plenty of different languages.
Pic related, my local cinema.

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top kek

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Holy shit kek

youtube.com/watch?v=-Khhk6dRsmg

>a what inspection day?

I lost my shit at the thumbnail

I don't even browse any other board. If I'm on Yea Forums it's for Yea Forums
in my defense if everyone on here just wasn't so fucking funny and stopped posting cute girls all the time I would have gone a long time ago. It's not like I can find good recommendations for movies/tv on this fucking website anyway

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kek

>Do you always bring beans when you see children's movies?

psychiatry is at best a protoscience

flight of dragons was childhood kino

>so transsexuals from another forum are attempting to infiltrate your forum?

underrated holy shit

lmao

kino moment

HAHAHAHAHA

>but the forum is about what again? Television and film? Are you active on the forum because this a hobby of yours? How many movies did you watch last year?

>Sneed's Feed & Seed?
>Formerly Chuck's?
>This is supposedly a joke? Could you please explain to me what's funny about it?

>cinema falcon
now I remember those stories

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damn wtf

>user I can't believe you completed a marathon! I'm so glad you're taking steps to better yourself and get in shape!
>Oh... you "marathoned" an episode of a TV show?

Incoming blogpost because fuck you.
>tfw fall for angelic Ukrainian qt I met on omegle
>tfw we hit it off big time
>tfw she was studying law in Latvia
>tfw talk, cam and sext until sunrise/sundown almost every night/day
>tfw civil war breaks out
>tfw she is forced to return home to Lugansk
>tfw war gets worse and worse
>tfw worry
>tfw support her as best I can throughout conflict
>tfw finally profess love for her
>tfw she feels same
>tfw tells me she would have killed herself if she didn't have me to bring joy and happiness to her amongst bleakness of war
>tfw would have killed myself if I didn't have her
>tfw she calls me her 'lovely sweetly'
>tfw she's coming here this summer
>tfw I will finally be able to protect her properly
>tfw will finally be able to hold her
>tfw her and my mom want to trade kielbasa recipes
>tfw gonna propose on a mountaintop in Glacier National Park
>mfw pic related is the closest reaction image I have to encapsulate everything
Wish me luck, bros.

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Dude, hope everything goes well, but this is a recipe for disaster

That sounds great, do it for all of us user
>this is a recipe for disaster
Shut your whore mouth

everyone in my fucking family goes to a therapist except me, and then they try to get me to go too
reminder that psychologists are full of shit and a majority of their studies can't be reproduced

Sorry sir I work for Putin and I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate your gf until further notice.

>well, no, just the first few minutes.

Good luck user, I hope everything goes well and you'll defeat the curse of this place

>needing a therapist in the first place

Maybe, maybe not. Either way we'll find out if our feelings are true.
Thanks, user.
Don't you fucking dare.

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>What movie are you referring to here? I have never heard about "cunny"

Doc, when did you take that picture of me?

>falling for the slavic girls meme
OH NO NO NO
Once she has the green card, get ready to be cucked by tyrone-powered cock carousel
>war gets worse and worse
And it looks like she was bullshitting you all along, there is literally nothing happening aside from an occasional shell landing here and there

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Anything related to children is IMMEDIATELY sent to the police. If you care about your future, do not ever mention children ever. EVER.

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Mad slav incel detected, leave them be you cuck

Eastern European women are notorious for pulling that shit tho

No Roberts the manager what the fuck do I pay you for?

You'll learn the hard way, but know that you have been warned

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I hate jannies so god damn much

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eastern slavic girls are most beautiful in the world. even if shes just useing you youll probably still get to do sex with her. good luck.

This is a valid basis for a netflix show.

I want to believe eveything's going to go well for you but at the same time I can't help thinking it won't, get this place made me paranoid towards females

>you claim Alita, a character from a recent movie as your wife? this seems like a very unhealthy thing to do.

>Thats an unfortunate but valid feeling, and i assure you that this space is a healing space... before we proceed, however - Ben, is it? Your name? Ben? I need to understand why it is they made you wear this elaborate bite guard? The implement interferes with your display of self expression. It is also rather small in relation to your frame, especially. You are a big guy.

>how about we talk about how you refer to obscure characters from Star Wars as 'good friends'? You do know that they're fictional right?

Kino is a gambling game, popular in Las Vegas and Reno. Think of saying “Kino” as “Bingo” for autists, rather than Boomers.

“Y-you too...”

I used metaphors and claimed it was like an afternoon bookclub just with movies. But I still mentioned the misogyny, incel stuff, janny, sneed, literally me posts and all the politicial stuff and racism and how it played out on me as inside gags
Felt weird.

based

It's German for cinema. But you are also correct
>tfw get domed by a kino camper in Calypso Casino

>phone poster
>in therapy
pottery

she finna cop that green card boi

Is therapy a meme? I can't imagine saying anything personal to anyone, especially a stranger

but maybe thats one reason for therapy

The entire point of therapy is that it's someone you have no personal or familial relationship with so you can open up, be completely honest and express yourself without fear of judgement.

FINNA SLEW

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couldn't do it tbeh

>tfw you piss and prolapse

>so who is this... "Bane", and why does he wear the mask?

>implying this place actually exists

“ha ha... I-imagine... haaaaaa...”

>user, I would like for a few of my colleagues to evaluate you as well, would that be okay?

>uhhh, you don't get to bring friends.

>"so user why are you so happy today"
>heh nothing
>*giggle*
>"just say it"
>okay.... Sneeds... Feed... Seed
>*burst out in laughter*
This actually happened, fuck you Yea Forums

Why? Why am I crying?

stay alert. she's dodgy.

>And... Hold on... These agents can be identified by their luminous glow? What exactly is it that makes them glow? Is it only the CIA, or do other government agencies hire these men... These specifically African-Americans?

Yes, I mentioned /p/ once when I got good comments on a photo of mine.