It won't make 300m!

Yeah, actually.

>certifiable bomb
The whole movie was a train-wreck, but this scene truly fucked Marvel permanently, just like how TLJ permanently fucked Star Wars...
Towards the end of the movie, looking through Carol Danver’s case files, Fury sees that her Air Force call sign was "Avenger"

So, to honor her, he renames his new project “The Avenger Initiative"

Thus the Avengers were named after Brie Larson, the TRUE first Avenger

Not to mention the bullshit of her staring down Thor in the new Endgame trailer. The MCU is dead after Endgame.

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Imagine being such a manchild that something so minor bothers you.

you're such a fucking shill. since he's a clown, does his dick taste funny?

Capt. America started at WW II (If someone didn't go to school 1939-1945) so He was first. Also yesterday I was in cinema and IMO it was really good movie maybe not something special like Infinity Wars was but still a good movie. Can't wait for End Game.

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>first weekend - 450m
>second weekend - 600m
thats a mighty fall. 150m worldwide in second weekend?

Simmer down, incel.

Have sex, mr. Incel

That tag line was even on the poster

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So you have no argument and are proud of it. Answer my question

Answer my question first.

>still good
you must have seen a different movie, shill

spoilers

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you never asked a question
answer mine
now
or else

a 67% drop is quite drastic isn't it?
is this as planned?

Or else what?

the success/fail point of every MCU movie from now on is Aquamans $1.15b
If it cant outgross the standalone of a literal joke of a character, with bad reviews coming off the back of the franchise killing Justice League then it has ultimately failed

He'll cry about being a virgin

>so He was first
Nope. That's all retconned now. The Avengers were named after Brie Larson and Captain America didn't join until he was thawed out, well after Brie came to Earth in the 90's and Fury literally created and named the Avengers because of her.

spoilers 2

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I see no reason why it wouldn't beat Aquaman.

>That tag line was even on the poster
Well, Captain Marvel changed all that, white boy.

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>I see no reason why it wouldn't beat Aquaman.
it's not even beating dawn of turds and fast and furious

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these marvel movies typically dont have legs. Infinity War should have beaten Force Awakens easily yet was still quite short of it.
Ill be surprised but if it does beat Aquaman, which benefitted from the christmas holidays, then fair enough to it.

THE FIRST FEMALE, THE MOST, THE BIGGEST
Christ fuck off already

Tag line's been a lie for a while. If the presumption is which Avenger had been alive first, Thor gets it since he's been alive for ~1,000 years. If the presumption is which Avenger had been superhero-ing at all, or even on earth first, it's still Thor. If it's who first officially signed on to the Avengers project, it's probably Black Widow/Hawkeye. If it's who started off the Avengers project and would be the first to call in big emergencies, it's Captain Marvel.

Captain America is only the first if it's based on which hero had certified documented proof of existing.

>THE FIRST FEMALE, THE MOST, THE BIGGEST
*AHEM*

#28

OH NO NONONONO

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Have sex

Incels will try and deny this but you're right.

FACE IT DISCORD TRANNYS, THE INCELS WON

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>who started off the Avengers project and would be the first to call in big emergencies, it's Captain Marvel
based numarvel
>>One of the highlights at my career at Marvel was introducing her at Comic-Con and having her coming out on stage and stand there with literally almost every thing else from our universe, and there she was at the forefront, and it was a great foreshadowing of not just for how audiences are going to embrace Brie as this character, but also for how Captain Marvel is about to take the lead and be at the forefront of the entire Cinematic Universe. ~Kevin Feige

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Wtf were they thinking.

>Captain America is only the first if it's based on which hero had certified documented proof of existing.
That's a shot foot right there.

>implying
I've been fucked, stupid nigger. That's class A non-virgin status. I'm just like all the girls you seethe about when you're not cumming to capeshit.

>Wtf were they thinking.
that it's 2019!

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Yikes. Now this is some cope.

>New Marvel movie that isn't Avengers is announced
>"This will be the first flop for sure"

Every single fucking time.

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Imagine being such a beta that you don't mind writers shitting on you all the time

We've sunk to the lowest common denominator. Here is the proof. But go ahead and celebrate the decline of a once great film industry.

>someone took time out of their day to make this

Imagine being this fucking OBSESSED.

>STILL SHILLING FOR THIS DUMPSTER FIRE
OOF

DILATE, DISCORD

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>Not to mention the bullshit of her staring down Thor in the new Endgame trailer. The MCU is dead after Endgame.

Wouldn't Thor be a full on God at that point? How much sense does that make?

>Yaay! capeshit is continuing to do well for my jewish overlords!!!
The absolute state of americuck cinema.

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You discord trannys really hate reality, huh?

CM has made less than Fast and Furious, Shrek and Twilight etc. Accept it.

You will never pass. Accept it.

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based

>discord trannys

So this is the new all powerful buzzword to be used as a reply to any post that triggers you?

>turds
>Shrek 2
Get a look at this cock-gobbling faggot.

THE LINES HAVE BEEN DRAWN

ITS INCELS VS DISCORD TRANNYS

YOU ARE ONE OR THE OTHER

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Does anyone have the image of the drawings of Brie Larson's angry faces with a huge head? Been looking for that one

You're right. We really oughta stop resorting to buzzwords we use it far too often.
Anyways I better take my virgin incel altright /pol/ self somewhere else I believe it's time for your scheduled dilation session

>Accept it.

Why wouldn't I accept it? Do I look like I care about how much money some random blockbusters make? Seriously, why the fuck does it matter?

Why does Pedowood think they have any right to talk down to the consumer?

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BESIDES BEING A LOW SCORING PERFORMER VS ITS HYPE
THE MOVIE IS ALSO RATED A CONSENSUS GARBAGE BY EVEN THE SHILLINGEST OF OUTLETS

BEFORE THE COPE COMES ACCEPT

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Oh fuck lol

>victory
What victory? Are you an investor that earns money for the movie? Do you work for Disney/Marvel Studio?
What do you earn from that film's "success"?

inb4
>i-it's g-gonna d-drop! a-anytime now
>all these numbers are all fake
>disney bought all the tickets
>my uncle works at a movie theater it was sold out but empty! what's up with that?????
>I don't know anyone who's excited about this movie irl even though I haven't left my mom's basement in 10 years
>TLJ also made $1b
>they're censoring our free speech by not letting us spam negative reviews without having seen the movie
>le ebin youtuber said it was bad and that brie wants to kill white men

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This is very strange, is Kathleen Kennedy running the MCU? It looks like the shit we've seen in the Solo movie where a random new masked badass mutt teenage girl appears to be the founder of the Rebellion.

>made 200 domestic
So it didnt made 300

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>kills your franchise

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There was this guy on voicechat on Xbox in a game I was in who kept saying nigger in his sentences edgily during the whole game. All I could think of was how real the "have sex" meme is.

Sorry user.
Captain Marvel is fail.

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That's how you know it's fiction. No pilot would ever get a callsign as cool as "Avenger".
Callsigns are usually given based on inside jokes.

Why is this shit the only option at my local cinema?

>A movie made less money on it's second friday than its first
>This means it's a failure

You literally cannot be this stupid.

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Next week

A 69% drop on weekend two is absolutely massive.

Can any of you mouseketeers tell me what went wrong?

>Doubting an Amerifat's stupidity
I should hope you're just trying to be nice.

Not weekend two you dumb fuck FRIDAY

weekend two is 55% which is normal

>Why is this shit the only option at my local cinema?

wsj.com/articles/disney-lays-down-the-law-for-theaters-on-star-wars-the-last-jedi-1509528603

archive.is/TEgng

Cope.

Can’t wait for captain marvel to get btfo by Thanos in endgame

>Why is this shit the only option at my local cinema?

and which cinema is that? I've looked at most of the cinemas in my local city and they're all showing plenty of things.

>We'll just MAKE them see it because there won't be anything ELSE showing!

>Why it's actually great that 'Captain Marvel' is just fine
Is this a fucking joke article?

>I care about how much money capeshit makes

The absolute state.

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I wouldn't have thought they'd be able to pull something like that again after how badly it backfired.

Indeed. Thing is, the old ones don't go away, they just get used slightly less in favor of the new ones. It ends up being that they stack them all on top of each other in the hopes that one of them will stick. At this point there's got to be like twelve different buzzwords and sometimes you'll see every single one of them in a sentence. It's gotten to the point it's straight up comical, and yet they're completely serious when they call someone a numale cuck zoomer s*yboy discord tranny dilate commie leftist marxist NPC from reddit.

See how I wasn't exaggerating? That's literally 12 buzzwords. And I probably forgot a few. Meanwhile could only come up with 4, and three of them are labels they use on themselves.

>That's how you know it's fiction.
You're right, I went to pee during that scene so I thought the whole thing was a documentary.

>No pilot would ever get a callsign as cool as "Avenger".
Maverick
Viper
Iceman

All kickass callsigns.

650m by next week. then 700m a month from now. Disney lost hard on this one lol.

I've seen legit film reviewers talk about how bad she is in the movie though.

haha what a mess
>awful actress
>medicore reviews
>audiences hate it
Hahahahaha. Can't wait to see part flop without avengers lead in

>people are surprised that a character named Captain MARVEL is the lead and strongest character in the MARVEL universe and has an important part in the story
Really?

Whatever you say, virgin.

A little spic town
>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse
Sorry for the phoneposting here is the captain marvel schedule
11:00 11:30 12:00 12:35 14:05 14:40 15:10 15:40 16:45 17:15 17:45 18:15 18:50 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00

I'd suck her titties anyway

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>>audiences hate it
Wrong.

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Kek, the most assblasted I've seen someone in a bit.

I agreed to go watch a marvel film with a coworker and I'm already regretting it. I haven't even seen a marvel film since iron man 2

Well if it makes you feel better this one is at least better than Iron Man 2.

god she's so basic lmao

This is 100% real and not at all made up

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Half is Disney prepurchase tickets.

Prepare to some heavy puking when you enter that room. Her rotting fungus toes will have a nearly visible stink.

Taylor Swift will never love you.

its either the most recent avengers or a new one coming out. Either way I will be utterly clueless

Oh, don't worry about it, these movies are not hard to follow at all. They know that every movie may potentially be someone's first movie so they make things obvious.

I welcome our blond white border controll who is so generous to allow poc to work beside her.

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I didn't think she was /ourgirl/

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And it went on to make over a billion just like Captain Marvel

Yeah... he kinda owned himself there.

It's all bread and circuses. People on both sides are so focused on unimportant stuff like Star Wars and Marvel, they're fighting a battle over literal children's movies, that it keeps them distracted. If these movies didn't exist people would have taken real action long ago. But they're content to sit on their asses and bicker about movies instead. Whether you love or hate these movies they've figured out a way to keep you focused on arguing about them and not the real problems in the world.

Jerked off to her for the first time yesterday...It was nice, but weird

>male centered movie: wow great movie
>female centered movie: mega corps conspiracy

Are pol incels so fragile and weak

Based Brie!

Success is turning a profit, dummy.

polcels are always wrong lmao

The top news section on Google is made up of only Cosmic Book News articles with baity titles for some reason.
Is there a reverse shilling operation taking place?

GET WOKE
MAKE DOUGH

I don't know what Cosmic Book is, but Google shows you news catered to your search history.

That's nice dear. Now drink your bleach and go take your bath with the space heater.

Then I guess every DC movie is a failure because Aquaman is the only one that ever has and ever will get that number

>>It won't make 300m!
>>I-it won't make 500m!
>>IT WON'T MAKE 600m!
Who the fuck said this ? That's the average figures for any capeshit.

>first solo movie doesn't make a billion dollars

You know that's a freakish occurrence right?

That means I'm nazi. Thanks tv.

Nazis have a website called "Cosmic Book"? Good grief, will they ever grow up? Remember when Nazis used to have real hobbies?

solo marble movies do not make a billion, only iron man did
just lol at these figures, everyone knows it's a sham yet the shills keep trolling here

Mark my words: this will be the first trillion dollar movie. Diversity is our strength.

Why does one of the angry birds shout her name?

But it still won't break even

If I tell a girl I saw captain marvel will I get sex.

>solo marble movies do not make a billion, only iron man did
And Black Panther and Captain Marvel

>discord tranny calling someone fragile and weak

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That's the thing, those two were backed by agendas
>muh black culture
>muh feminism
absolutely disgusting. Celebrities, gofundmes were all going strong buying tickets everywhere for these two films
no such thing happened for Dr Strange
I don't remember any gofundme for Tibetan kids to see Strange

Get a job, incel.

Well that's because of the Jew accountants.

imagien you have to take time out of your day because incels still dont get it

seeand weep

None of which are actual pilots.

>mfw my uncle’s callsign was deuce
>he told me as a kid that it was because he lost a poker hand where he had twos and the other guys had aces
>get older, apparently the real reason was he lost consciousness while in high G training at one point and lost bowel control
>hence “Deuce”

That's actually a cool name though so he lucked out. Just like Joker in Full Metal Jacket, the reason he got the name was silly but Joker is a really cool sounding name.

What's with all these filthy foreigners & their lust for capeshit?

i think you didnt get the picture, it actually confirms what he is saying. captain will make close to a billion

Simmer down, i***ls.

>Captain Marvel is the only marvel film to be released concomitantly both domestically and in China
>a fuckload of pandering to idiots (literally released on international women's day)
>released in march aka a month with literally 0 competition
>marketed as a pre-requisite to understand the plot of the ending of a 10-year saga
>almost the same domestic NW (which is pretty much the only thing studios care about) as fucking Thor 3
>still manages to lose to fucking Shrek The Third when accounted for inflation
The absolute state of m*use shills.

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>concomitantly
Not even a real word.

Imagine being this much of a brainlet.

dont know what you trying to say. foreign vs domestic is on pair with every marvel movie (foreign - 65%) except black panther which was massively more popular in US (52% of total from US) if adjusted to other movies it would make 400m$ less

Do you all have Disney stock or why do you care so much?

foreign %
Cap Marvel 63,7%
Ant-man 65,3%
Ant 2 65,2%
Avengers 59%
Avengers 2 67,3%
Avengers 3 66,9%

take this as flat earth vs round earth. you have people yelling its a flop it sucks it is hated and people who are presenting actual facts and data

Mega corporation funded movie makes money, ignore the fact that there is wide spread speculation that mega corporation inflated its ticket sales by buying tickets for its own movie to lie to the masses, to make it appear like the movie is anticipated. Nevermind the empty theaters despite the shows being "sold out", nevermind the lengths to which youtube and rotten tomatoes have gone to protect the movie and its "star" from criticism.

We can see through the bullshit.

Imagine being such a wannabe woman that you use terms like incel and manchild to hide the fact that you are a mentally ill man who mutilates himself.

>We

>10 days to make 600 million
Its literally a flop by Marvel standards.

Yes

the people

>by Marvel standards
if they never stop moving, can they even be called goalposts at this point?

This has to be a lie.

lol its s cringey they made a woman a special snowflake because of the political climate so women can feel super important eventhough nobody gives a shit about captain marvel.
All the other super heroes ae much popular.
Captain marvel is a token character.

Why? Normies liked it. 4channelers do not represent a majority of opinion.
>B-but everyone I talk to and everything I read in my echo chamber agrees with me

>It's literally the Batman vs Superman of the MCU
How fucking embarrassing.

>n-no you!
Yikes.

It's not a lie, it's just that CinemaScore is a terrible measure of how well liked a movie was. A lot of people's experience with TLJ was that they thought it was okay or even good at first, but then the more they thought about it the more it fell apart until their opinion had completely changed and they hated the movie. CinemaScore can't pick up on things like that.

True, but that's been the MCU style from the jump. They opened with Iron Man, for Christ's sake. That character was a hard C-lister. Anyone who says like were fans of the Guardians of the Galaxy comic before the movie was announced is probably lying.

They're making sure they can effectively monetize their deep bench instead of doing what they saw DC doing at the time, which was living and dying by Batman alone. (They also didn't have the rights, at the time to Marvel's most popular properties, Spider-Man and the X-men.)

This angers the roasties.

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To be fair to Iron Man he is one of the few Marvel characters besides Spider-Man and X-Men that I remember having a cartoon, and those two already had movies.

youtube.com/watch?v=BNOxxE548Z0

RT critics is terrible, cineamscore is terrible than wtf you want?

can a person change his mind after few days go by yes absolutely but in the case of last jedi few people changed their mind and went to the streets and forums and yelled at people so you think the majority did but in fact only a few people did, but sadly they were the loudest

>when it was originally estimated multiple times by Disney to do $1.8 billion
>and it completely flopped internationally outside of the US
>and even in the US it barely squeaked against Jumanji 2
Retard

How is this making so much money? I haven't heard anyone talk positively about it IRL and only know two people that have actually gone and seen it.

Disney bought out tickets whole sale in a lot of theaters in the US. On top of that, its more or less built on a platform of 10 years of previous MCU movies and gets wedged in between Avengers 3 and Avengers 4 to hype it further.

Its doing fairly underwhelming all things considered.

Are you rly that retard ? Capt. America is the first avenger and will remain like that. The fact that he was discovered later by Fury is a thing but chronologically he is the first one. Capt. Marvel is the first avenger discovered by Nick.

When you know your conspiracy theory is so weak that you change to a different conspiracy theory midpost.

Why did Yea Forums start off as such a friendly if mischievous place but today seems jaded and nasty? Why 15 years later is this place so different? What happened?

The word on the street is that the original cast is not a fan of Brie (Olsen and Johansen got sidelined for Larson) and the Russos are frustrated with having Captain Marvel shoved into a major role instead of getting a Spiderman cameo. I don't think it's an aversion to being progressive bullshit so much as a realization that Endgame could crash and burn if 95% of the movie isn't the OG Avengers getting a proper send-off.

congrats?

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Thor doesnt count, he didnt become a super hero until he learned humility.

I think it depends on whom you talk to IRL.
The people in my office under the age of 30 have mostly all gone to see it and all agreed "It was fun."
They're not hardcore comic book fans or cinephiles or whatever. They watched a movie that had jokes, action, wild CGI effects, and explosions. They didn't complain that Brie Larson has an agenda because they don't care to know enough about her to realize she has one. They have better things to do.

Not sure what you are on about, you mentally deranged tranny. Why are almost all of the web articles covering CM constantly talking about its foreign numbers instead of failure domestically? Why did it have a weaker opening box office weekend domestically then BvS did? Why did it have a fucking 70% drop in week 2 after week 1?

She's not even the first avenger or the first superhero. Those are both Cap.
Fury just thought up the name "Avengers" after her army callsign because he liked it. Incels are getting fake-outraged over nothing, again.

Incel cope mode ENGAGE

Seething tranny can't cope. I accept your concession.

>Why are almost all of the web articles covering CM constantly talking about its foreign numbers
The same reason people talk about the Chinese box office all the time. These movies are no longer made for a single market, but for the global one.

>few people changed their mind and went to the streets and forums and yelled at people so you think the majority did but in fact only a few people did, but sadly they were the loudest
I hope you don't actually believe this.

holy fucking SEETHING
all of those are pretty much normal occurences for most films you're just pretending it isn't because your are a brainlet and this is the first movie you've looked into and trying desperately to prove you weren't wrong after spamming "le get woke go broke" for months like your inceltubers told you to

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You forgot to add manbaby, DCuck and "have sex". You're slacking!

Incels vs. discord trannies sounds like a TLC reality show I'd watch.

Exactly he just saw "Avengers", tho it was a cool name for his super hero band. Decided to call it the project avengers.

Remember when Black Panther was going to fall flat on its face too? The Chinese wouldn't want to see a movie with a black lead? Black people alone can't support a big budget blockbuster?

boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=marvel2018a.htm

SEETHING tranny, COPE.

The incel salt is real.

>It's okay to dismiss not reporting on its failure domestically because we want to ignore that
Not very good journalism or reporting I'd say.
Tranny pls.

>no you

How cute, the salty incels are double posting.

A 70 million second weekend pretty much ensures $400m domestic run, and international numbers are playing out very standard to expectations and so a billion looks to be all but ensured at this point as well. 750+ by the end of this weekend, 900-950+ by the end of third weekend, 1b 4th weekend.

fucking your ass with your own ass doesn't make you any less of an incel, mentally ill one, even if you think you are a "woman".

That's just another plot-hole like anything this movie created. It's a fanfic; a really bad one.
>When we saw Thor we discovered we are not alone in this universe and also that there's danger out there.
>Muh Captain Marvel Fought against aliens in the 90's before we discovered Thor,

Fake news.

>1 billion
>4th weekend
Nope.

Cope

When most articles talk about global figures, its usually explicitly stated that the article is talking about China. For example, Aquaman, its no mystery how it got it billion, china, and the article titles all make it obvious.
But with CM its just " she soars to 250 opening weekend" and only within the article do you find out its a global total. No other movie hides where its money came from, but with CM its all worded in a way to make it seem like it was a domestic total.

>made barely $150 million its second week
>while having that much of a shortfall which is beyond the norm for a comic book superhero movie
>especially a Marvel Cinematic Universe one
>while its showing rentals and ticket sales continue to massively decline on average in the same pattern that word of mouth killed TLJ and BvS
I have high doubts it'll get to $800 million or $850 million by the end of its run in the theaters and that'll be mostly from foreign markets because its not going to do those numbers domestically. You'll be lucky if it hits over $350 million in the US.

>When we saw Thor we discovered we are not alone in this universe and also that there's danger out there.
That's just when the general public realized this, brainlet. Of course secret agencies knew about the ayy lmaos beforehand. They always do.

first one I looked for split the numbers in the headline.
boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4493&p=.htm

Hahahahaha SHITSNEY BABIES BTFO
TRANNYS BTFO
WOMEN BTFO
AND FUCK JANNIES

You're slackin' too? The mouse will be very dissapoint in you, remember, manbaby, have sex, virgin, you need to add ONE of those along side incel.

>no you

>that'll be mostly from foreign markets
France here, it will be an average capeshit score at best. I'd say 3 million tickets.

In the Avengers comics (which the Russos are huge fans of) Carol is a loudmouthed butch who doesnt listen to any of the team and solely relies on her super powers. It will add to the team dynamic and her first scene will be getting jobbed by the Avengers or Thanos. It is the most logical story telling step to take.
>Bluray commentary the writers confirm they will not have a character deus ex machina the plot
>Directors state that they gimp OP characters regrettably because they affect the plot too much
>but no, Carol is going to BTFO everyone and be team leader
Screencap this, you guys are fucking stupid and cant think past two seconds before forming an opinion. Heres all the other media carol danvers was in to prove my point
youtube.com/watch?v=XSe61xBxwl4
youtube.com/watch?v=1MJT0TrpvNM

The French box office is a barely a blip.

why are people here so obsessed with how much money kids movies make?

Welcome to the cope-a-cabana.

>no
>you

Especially when it comes to capeshit. But I don't think the general foreign market is that much hyped for this one.

>I got totally blown the fuck out but I still think my tactics will keep people from seeing the movie. Yeah if I said it for a few retards that will surely dent the box office.

Get woke
Incels cope

>you

You don’t know any real pilots do you?

>no you

>why are people here so obsessed with how much money kids movies make?
They are corollaries to having people agree with their opinions.
If a movie they don't like makes less money than expected, they can take that as validation that the rest of the world agrees with their opinion. Conversely, if a movie they don't like makes a lot of money, they can either get depressed at the idea that the world mostly disagrees with their opinion or they can take comfort in conspiracy theories about shills and assure themselves that the world actually does agree with them.

Youre right. Now heres an oddity. I google " captain marvel box office" and now EVERY article seperates the two.
I dont know how honest you will be, but were you actively checking the box office articles the weekend of? Because it was exactly as i described, call me alex jones, incel, seething, whatever but that was how they worded things. I cant even find the "soars to record breaking opening.." article anymore..maybe im not looking hard enough though.
I shouldve screenshotted the articles, ah well.

Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and incels cope.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>I dont know how honest you will be, but were you actively checking the box office articles the weekend of?
No, honestly, I glanced at the box office numbers on Wikipedia around mid-week when I spoilered the plot for myself.

>week 1 = $450 million
>week 2 = $150 million
So by this standard, what do capefags do if week 3 it only does $75 million?

Every box office website was expecting a 700-750M worldwide and it overperformed to 760 million. Amazing. Disney did it again.

>no you

>th-there's no way it's making $700 million this weekend.
How? How are you morons ALWAYS WRONG?

At this point it's going to hit a billion by next Monday

they hold steadfast to their claims of being biological women

What went wrong incels, you said it would flop for sure.

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Subtle kek

fucking woof

Aren't callsigns supposed to be two syllables?

>no you

Then why Shield started working on secret weapons using the blue cube in Avengers ONLY after discovering the real danger of aliens by Thor's arrival.
They didn't know shit.

How can this be happening, didn't we downvote this movie? Does our opinion just not matter now?

Best part is 750 million was the arbitrary number that they kept posting to say it needed to "break even."

So now no matter how you slice it, it's made money. They posted 750 million so many times that they can't move the goalposts now. And it's easily going to make even more money.

The thing about it is that most normal most sane women don't care about trivial petty things like have a congratulatory part on the back by an evil corporation. It's probably white suburban boomer """women""" that care about that shit

There is a bigger issue at hand here. People will see anything marvel. Disney can make a 3 hour movie of RDJ taking a shit, and eating mayonaise, and it will still be a success

>it needing 750 million to just break even
Guess it just broke even then

>They didn't know shit.

Captain Marvel fans haven’t seen Avengers in awhile I guess.

They assume that every single person thinks like they do.

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You do know if they bought tickets this would have to be published in the year end accounts for shareholders.

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they got lotsa money and you don't

Made 10 million dollars, even. That covers the entire cost of the Mueller investigation.

Higher!

Further!

Faster!

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The movie probably cost at least between production and marketing around $500 million to make and advertise. Foreign theater owners get 30% to 39% of ticket sales from day 1, and then you have to adjust for tax when the owner, gets the final share of the revenue back. $750 million is what they need AFTER everything is done to break even. If the movie only makes $750 million in total, then they don't break even.

>The word on the street

Big if true

>bringing up the fucking Mueller investigation out of nowhere
Wow you're a special kind of pathetic aren't you

Good thing it's still in theaters and people are still going to keep seeing it.

>new
nigga you aren't that hard to spot

Wonder Woman did 822mil globally...

>being this triggered

Captain Marvel has now surpassed the box office of the following MCU films. And she's just getting started.

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If it doesn't average at least $150 to $200 million in week 3 and week 4 each, it won't.

Can she do it? Can she beat Black Panther?

Endgame is about as assured of a billion dollar movie as possible. Captain Marvel will not have a big part because an ensemble piece this big will mean that no one will have a big part.
It will be a jumbled mess and the world will love it.

Yes, and Captain Marvel will easily fly past that number by next weekend.

Got any others you want to throw out like the good little NPC you are? Maybe a "Get Woke Go Broke" or how about a "Rent Free"?

It will.

It won't.

post pay stubs or gtfo

Cope harder, please.

Probably not. But she WILL beat Guardians 1, Thor Ragnarok, Guardians 2 and Spider-Man.

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I saw it last Friday, yesterday and this morning. It’s an amazing movie. If you’re a big Marvel fan definitely go check it out. Make up your own opinion.

>oh man [thing] is so good!
>oh wait, [thing] was made by a corporation? i hate [thing] now!
Said no one fucking ever. Anyone who attacks something for being popular, or being corporate-made, didn't like it from the start, and is using a cheap tactic to try and persuade others into joining their shitty hipster sensibility.

What are the announced Phase 4 movies?
I know of the next Spider-Man movie and GotG3.

Thor still traveled around and fought in the name of Asgard and Odin to protect people, which is the exact same as Captain America just doing being part of the military in order to fight for his side of the war; which if you see it that way, then means Captain America didn't become a super hero until he was thawed out, which then puts the title of "first super hero" into the hands of Captain Marvel.

farther*

>The MCU is dead after Endgame.

Imagine being this upset over a movie

Nigger you know what I mean. Google it yourself if you don't believe.

The thing I'm referring to with Endgame is that it doesn't destroy the box office projections. If it just meets predictions, that's going to be viewed internally as a failure due to the time and asset investment.

The Eternals, Shang-Chi, and Black Widow are all confirmed to be getting movies. Doctor Strange 2 and Black Panther 2 aren't announced but are definitely guaranteed.

CA: Civil War and Iron Man 3.

>no you

How is that shitting on anyone?

YES, THE PATRIARCHY HAS BEEN DEFEATED, WOMEN CAN NOW STAR IN GARBAGE MOVIES FREE FROM CRITICISM FROM EVIL WHITE MALES WHILE CORPORATIONS CAN LOWER STANDARDS AND CALL ANYONE "SEXIST AND RACIST" WHO DOESN'T GIVE THEM MONEY!!!FACT!!!

I'm surprised, CTM. I thought you liked Guardians of the Galaxy.

capeshit
everything is capeshit these days and quality of a movie is determined by box office numbers

hollywood is dead, movies are dead, Yea Forums sucks

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>this fantasy pilot's call sign is bogus!!
>these other fantasy pilots don't count
>I demand gritty realism in every detail of my fun capeshit!
Incel extraordinaire. My whole family were Air Force, many pilots, and they liked it fine

if she can fly than why is she taking the train?

You're getting increasingly nervous

>The MCU is dead after Endgame.
From the people who brought you "Marvel's First Flop" starring Ant Man, Doctor Strange, Thor, Captain America, The Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther, and Captain Marvel

>no you

She can only fly when she takes off her diabetes tracker.

based illiterate poster

yes, can't you see it's on the onion.com website?

I thought black panther was going to top off at 600 so I'm not sure when captain marvel is going to stop making money, I just wish antman and the wasp was a bit more popular, I liked that movie. Though I'm not going to see this, I can wait for netflix

Jesus, I totally forgot about that movie. I am so behind on my capeshit.

suspiciously, BP and CM are the only movie in the entire marvel cinematic universe that made back their reported production costs domestically opening weekend

not even movies like Avengers did this, though they were close. really makes you think how much disney invested in these pre-avenger movies to keep the hype up

Captain Marvel isn't coming to Netflix, they're going to Disney+.

And I wouldn't worry about Ant-Man, they'll still make a third one. They always do.

Why do Americans love capeshit so much? Is it because they are mostly overweight and they project onto the "heros"?

Seething.

Coping.

Seething "no u" poster.

Looks like someone needs to update that Captain Marvel chart

and add a few more boxes

Absolutely no life. Imagine being this protected.
>inb4 "no u"

We're about to hit bump limit, maybe someone can update it and use it for the next thread? Be sure to link it here so we can migrate.

I agree.

Have sex.

That looks like it took 30 minutes at tops. You fucking weirdo trannies.

>spending half a fucking hour on this
>thinking this is insignificant
Incels really do have nothing better to do with their time.

Have sex.

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Captain Marvel just surpasses The Wandering Earth to become the highest grossing film of the year worldwide!

It's literally the most successful movie of the year so far!

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no you

What the fuck is the Wandering Earth?

Good.

Frogposters should die

Some Chinese film. They make an absolute fuckton of money even though America's never heard of them.

alita was kino

So if having sex makes you want to shill? I've had plenty and it's never done that to me. Is it a position or something? Shills with two backs?

now im no misogynist poltard but I fucking hate Bree Larson and want this movie to fail solely because of her (and fuck disney too)

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Fake bolt ons

How does that system work?

Cool. It won't though, so now you get to choose whether you want to be angry and bitter at everything for the next few months, or whether you want lose this battle already and move onto the next one.

Alita was pretty meh, desu

what battle nigga we're talking about movies here lmao

Will shit movies like transformers, the dceu movies, movies of that type, makes money but they are garbage.

Movies like the MCU movies, make money and get good ratings, regardless of trolls fucking with the audience scores.

They wait outside movie theaters and ask people what grade they'd give the movie.

>now im no misogynist poltard
I'll have to take your word for it.
>but I fucking hate Bree Larson
Why? Where you the TSA agent who failed to get her phone number or something?

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That’s great but I honestly don’t believe these numbers are accurate. It’s just common sense.
>nobody cares about Captain Marvel
>the movie didn’t get great reviews
>a lot of people don’t like Brie Larson

There’s just no reason to believe this movie did well without some sort of Jewish meddling. You expect me to believe that the movie about a character nobody cares about, starring the actress nobody likes, can make box office money comparable to an Iron-man or Captain America movie about characters people love starring actors people love? Makes no sense and I’m calling bullshit

She's so much cuter when she smiles. Hopefully she's allowed to loosen up a bit in the sequel.

Four years ago:

That’s great but I honestly don’t believe these numbers are accurate. It’s just common sense.
>nobody cares about Guardians of the Galaxy
>the movie didn’t get great reviews
>a lot of people don’t like Bradley Cooper

>Alita
Worldwide:$394 million

>Captain Marvel
Worldwide: $760 million

394 x 2 = 788

OH NONONONONONO

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Why? because she's a cunt of course!

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>nobody like Bradley Cooper
I literally don’t know anyone who said that and GotG had good reviews. Your comparison is shit

Is this the fabled Daisy Ridley school of acting?

I love that image. PJ in the Air Force, which is what Falcon was in the comics, has one of the longest and most strenuous pipelines in the military. Captain America took steroids.

The lesson: hard work is worthless.

how is she famous? she's so homely looking and can't act. I don't get it.

She can act. Watch something besides kid's movies.

>can't act
has an Oscar

Alita was practically an indie film compared to 11 years of Marvel corporate capeshit shitted out by Disney.

>JUSTIN BIEBER GOOD
>RADIOHEAD BAD BECAUSE THEY MAKE LESS MONEY

Oscars don't mean anything you mongoloid

>I'm surprised, CTM. I thought you liked Guardians of the Galaxy.

I liked Vol 2.!!!FACT!!!

yikes

It was trash

Is this the most shilled movie of all time?

>Just come out of the theater
>Someone suddenly asks your grade
>You don't have enough time to think and give a good answer and just say it was good to avoid the possibility of being asked why if you answer the opposite
What a fraud