What the fuck is her problem?

Imagine writing most of your book series on twitter.

The worst part of this shit is when she's "revealing" this shit about a character's history, it's always clear she's not divulging shit from her extensively detailed character histories and backstories, she just up and decided it that morning that tweets it out to a pack of retards that eat it up.

I swear all sjw female have some type of gay fetish. They fantasize about watching dudes get it on

Attached: 1552749067640.jpg (750x748, 63K)

This.

While Rowling has children and a husband she still essentially lives the "Cool Wine Aunt" lifestyle. She's insanely pampered and has no real challenge in life. All she does all day is lounge around drinking fancy Chardonnay and then posts on Twitter to get people's attention.

Attached: ge6i50umb9n11.jpg (1904x1118, 206K)

i think women are generally prone to this fetish

Attached: 1452468635073.jpg (1115x746, 217K)

Bitterness that comes with being irrelevant.

Attached: 3A4675B9-998F-4568-B1D2-9FA43D1FD09D.jpg (960x720, 172K)

I don't get it. Do they wish they were males? Do they wish to be power tops or something ? That shit is perverse.

Attached: 1552796519367.jpg (1242x931, 147K)

why do men like lesbians so much? same concept

These

It was 4 am, his usual time, when Albus Dumbledore woke up, took a shower and thoroughly scrubbed the colloidal silver out of his anus. The silver was both a lubricant and a safety measure he took during all-night rounds of hardcore gay sex with Grindelwald. It didn't take long for him to finish cleaning since most of the night was an extended session of mutual masturbation. "Phallacius silentus," Dumbledore whispered after cleaning the erect shaft of his antique penis, which quickly became flaccid---a secret spell he had learned from a male teacher who had seduced him as a young 14-year-old wizard-in-training. After coming out of the shower Dumbledore brushed his teeth and made extra sure to get all the pubic hair stuck in his gums out.

I just dont get why she does this over actually doing real lucrative things.

There should be more harry potter video games and an even bigger extended universe movie franchise. There is still lots of hype for this shit franchise everywhere and JK Rowling isnt seizing this shit.

deez

Attached: gotem.jpg (443x332, 19K)

That takes actual work though. Postin on twitter every month or so about how some other character was gay or trans or PoC takes a few moments.

neoliberalism

I mean, she could just get a team of competent writers to do it for her. I could tell she wrote the story line for fantastic beasts 2 seeing all the fucking useless exposition.

I guess she feels she has enough money I guess

>pretending harry potter is still relevant
cute!

Oh god I fucking WISH the Harry Potter audience was imaginary.

Attached: hJH2es7.jpg (400x311, 117K)

Still, takes time, effort and money. She now has all the money she wants and has no want to do more except the occasional shit on twitter to remain slightly relevant to her original fans

Asians fucking love it and if they do, and the remaining numales in the west still do as well, then it could definitely be relevant.

It has a marvel tier fanbase ready to go

She's trying to book herself interview appearances, to explain her retarded world building. It's failing miserably kek.

On the contrary. That's also repulsive.

Attached: 1552750879419.gif (492x376, 368K)

she's a one hit wonder trying to stay relevant

all my ex-girlfriends liked dressing me up in their panties and rubbing my cock
maybe there's something to it

You can't get a prolapsed asshole from munching carpet.

good thing I got to experience HP as a kid before she went full retard

Why empathize intense? Couldn't they just have a regular couple sexual relationship?

woman basically struck the lottery with a hardy boys updated and a rip off of Neil Gaiman that she should have been sued for...

.. still doesn't call it a day and shills for faggots.

Attached: books_of_magic_promo-art-by-kai-carpenter.jpg (1800x2789, 493K)

The thing is, what were LGBT harry potter advocates expecting with the FB movies? Dumbledore's gay relationship was many years before the time of these prequel movies, so what can he do to show how gay he is other than making out with some dude? The second FB alludes to his relationship without being overly explicit about it.

Yeah, its call shame. Make you less than a man for their own entertainment

I'll let you on a secret: women hate women. There are only two ways to write female-aimed fiction: female lead with the easiest self-insert possible or male-male romance. And no, girl-girl is not analogous to this 'fetish', since there is no girl-girl literature aimed at men.

She stopped giving a fuck so she decided to start to canon shitpost

Attached: BEC5A997-A386-4DA5-9B9F-433D84315FCC.png (400x560, 96K)

Haha w-wow that sounds t- terrible, a-user...

There’s the theory of penis envy by which “male” is the default so women don’t identify as women as much as they just feel like gay men who happen to have a vagina instead of a wiener etc

She's a Zionist blairite

Whatever happened with that game that leaked, surerly it's far enough in development for an official reveal by now.

I mean, that's fair enough, right? Nearly all guys like to see girl/girl (I mostly outgrew it when I got bored of 99% of supposed online girls using fake lesbianism it to whore for attention).

>Dumbledore had "intense" sex with Hitler
Yes, that's great J.K. what's next?

>harry potter video games
Vidya's still for boys, and it's girls who love Potter.

No matter how much she wants to go on to do other things she'll never be recognized for anything that isn't Harry Potter. Harry Potter has to have the most autistic fanbase outside of Sonic and Pokemon

Yeah, men don't want to READ about girl/girl.

Those brits sure are gay

if one of her precious immigrants broke into her home and had his feral way with her and her kid, then she'd change her tune
moron
instead she spends her time encouraging the rape of the children of others without any care in the world

TPBP

Maybe she wants people to know that Grindelwald is a literal faggot and make them hate him that much more so we can enjoy it when he gets his shit kicked in by Dumbledore in the 5th Fantastic Beasts film whatever it is.

>my immortal
What happened to the girl that wrote that?
I wonder if she remembers how big (infamous) her shitty fanfic got, and whether or not she feels like she missed the window due to fucking twilght and this new shitty onedirection fanfic-inspired trainwreak cashgrab, After, making big bucks for their menopausal writers.

>hollywood taking cues from shitty fucking FANFICTION
What a world.
Shows you how creatively bankrupt they've become.

Why are all you triggered weaklings acting like this is new information? Dumbledore is gay. Had an extremely close relationship with Grindelwald. We knew this. Put the pieces together.

For the protection of the child, don't give her any ideas. I'm sure that she's contemplated that fantasy before user.

>without being overly explicit
I guess saying "we were more than brothers" and then taking a blood oath while holding hands and looking into each other's eyes isn't overly explicit eh

Attached: fanfic in afrikaans.png (791x457, 115K)

What's yours, OP? I can't even imagine chaving such a preoccupation.

AAAEEENTWAAAAAAAAARPS!

Attached: author is dead.jpg (1071x1047, 289K)

Attached: mpreg.png (1192x1353, 1.31M)

>tumblr trannies cried the implied relationship between them was too tame in FB2
>Rowling says they actually fucked like gay rabbits to appease them
>everyone goes WTF ROWLING THAT'S GAY

Attached: 1551587554297m.jpg (768x1024, 95K)

she has hundreds of millions of dollars can't she just fuck off and enjoy her money

Gay men act like little boys. It triggers their neglected mothering instincts

>Afrikaans

looks more like achterhoeks to me

I don't believe in any conspiracy theories, but I there is a very interesting symmetry in the type of women who watch a lot of guy on guy and the type of men who watch girl on girl. Girl on girl peaked in popularity in the 90s, whenever you watch friends and they reference porn it's ALWAYS girl on girl porn they talk about, it has been theorised that after excessive consumption of girl on girl a segment of the viewership (not all viewers before people start reeing about how they watched this type of porn and turned out fine) eventually begins to fantasise about being a woman getting eaten out, since after all you are conditioning yourself to get a dopamine hit over and over after watching these videos, this fetish eventually leads to effeminate men and possibly autogynophilia. I suspect a similar phenomenon occurs in women who watch male/male porn, they begin to fantasise about being men. This could possibly explain the growing number of men and women seeking to invert their gender roles. Just a theory.

whats yours? Have sex

Attached: fraser-inabbertv-no-one-jk-rowling-dobby-has-a-10-40965197[1].png (500x400, 30K)

She's just shitposting for kicks and giggles.

What's the matter, user? Can't handle someone else being in a fulfilling relationship? Just because you can't doesn't mean nobody can.

>Grindelwald is a literal faggot
>he gets his shit kicked in by Dumbledore
Hot.

>this pic

Attached: 1500658743618.png (804x876, 934K)

Tpbp

Neo liberal centrist shit heel.

One of the people behind the retarded "Independent Group" in the UK.

Fuck Rowling

Attached: 545436436.png (1951x125, 17K)

This is exactly why boomers shouldn't use social media
It gets in their head so hard

Where does the bonus situation (futa) come into play?

Another victim of Trump.

Boomers ruined facebook
SJW ruined Twitter
Progressist ruined breaddit
thanks god there is still Yea Forums

>Hated by the right
>Hated by the left
>All she has left is the few remaining middle class centrist wankers who only care about identity politics

>>Hated by the left
what did she do?

white christian lmao

She's a woman and she's not getting as much attention as she used to.

She's spent the past 2 years shitting on Corbyn/Labour, defending Theresa May because saying anything bad about her is "sexist", and is now one of the founders of TIG trying to convince Labour MPs to defect

Am I the only one that thinks telling everyone Dumbledore takes it in the ass kinda ruins his image? I mean I know he's not real so it doesn't really matter, but the fact that this super important character also used to get butt fucked by magic Hitler fucking hilarious imo. It be like if you found out Gandolf used to fuck Bilbo.

>I swear all sjw female have some type of gay fetish.
So? Like almost all men like lesbian porn too

It's working - look, even Yea Forums is keeping her relevant despite shitting on her

Attached: 1552135206956.jpg (696x449, 45K)

This is high quality

W-where is dull user? I haven't seen him in ages :(

Itd be more like if the council of wizards used to get together and have a massive gay fisting orgy. Its unnecessary and demeans every character involved

Anyone that still believes Rowling wrote anything for the books is a fucking idiot. They were film treatments that were published to gauge interest in them.

thread should have ended here, she's just retconning her fanfiction-tier stories in hopes of keeping people from forgetting about it, she's been doing this for years now

Well why do you think Gandalf showed such interest in hobbits?

lol what?

damn i guess one thread in the catalog on a mongolian television imageboard is keeping her relevant then

pretty interesting- its mighty documented through (as always heavily redacted) FOIA-obtained documents that the Pentagon, FBI in quantico and CIA at Langely have an immense amount of sway over film production. if you want to use anything in the way of military equipment, you just have to let Langely have the final cut of the script and screenplay and you've got the support of a treasure trove of .mil bullshit.

movies like Zero Dark Thirty are the most obvious culprits but even the Ironman movies and plenty of various capeshit have the Pentagon looking over the script and making changes.

of course its a fucking wild guess whether or not your hypothesis is true, but it doesn't seem too far-fetched. i would assume natural/organic phenomenon but maybe even spooky glow in the dark

Stfu, there have been multiple threads about her since she said that shit. Saw 3 yesterday

Attached: 1543149439817.png (1920x1080, 451K)

What the fuck is mperg?

Today I will remind them

Attached: the boggart is logic.png (1280x622, 111K)

another

Attached: rowling nazi.png (1234x616, 148K)

mpreg = male pregnancy.
youtube.com/channel/UCfzsYszUY1wp4RMU2jZyafw/videos

>remember that Hermione is african
Every time.

Is that guy being ironic or some shit or does he actually think that any story that doesn't portray non-whites as fucking angels is pro-nazi?

He's not being ironic
These people don't understand how stories work or what a protagonist is.

Kek

>Me on the right

Attached: 78CC48CB-7C20-47FF-96B0-E23250745526.jpg (1252x494, 65K)

It's just so, so pathetic.

>tfw now realize this is why I've become Bisexual
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (713x704, 478K)

That shit isn't real, it can't be.

but how does sissy porn and trannies fit into this?

>JK Rowling in 2014 after Charlie Hebdo attacks: #JESUISCHARLIE, Freedom of press and speach, everyone should be able to draw whatever they want
>JK Rowling when someone draw jews: HOW DARE THEY DRAW PEOPLE LIKE THAT? IT SHOULD BE FORBIDDEN TO LET THEM PUBLISH IT IN A NEWSPAPPER, THE GUY SHOULD BE FIRED REEEEE

Why is she so retarded?

Attached: cancer in the hole.png (645x434, 172K)

Reminder that this is canonically what they looked like.
I can't believe we got a Harry Potter prequel about Dumbledore and Grindelwald and they're both balding old men running around New York having CGI magic wars™
I want steamy magical twink kino set in turn of the century Hogwarts with teenage albus and gellert pushing each other to become the most powerful wizards in the world while fighting and fucking each others brains out.

Attached: young-dumbledore-grindelwald-1200x912.jpg (1200x912, 83K)

Some new bullshit she posted

Attached: rowling lmao.png (1312x918, 290K)

>I never said the ginger haired family with the sanskrit sounding name Weasley was not Indian!

At least we know why they reproduce like rabbits and are poor as shit now

Nah they all took turns fucking that centuries old mega-slut Galadriel. Lady of Light moreliek Lady of The Night, amirite?

A cihcken in every pot, a nigger in every movie

You you think they just used Removus Poopus instead of using an enema? Or did they just cast Removus Poopus on their cock after using the shit as lube?

From what I've seen on twitter some lefties are hating on her because it's too little too late. She didn't have the guts to put it in the books so years later she basically writes her own fanfiction.

Yaas queen slay

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-17 at 2.48.07 PM.png (1340x1086, 391K)

part 2

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-17 at 2.54.17 PM.png (1324x960, 334K)

Fuck I wish they'd just shut down her account. She's worse for the HP universe than Johnny fucking Depp.

Her relevancy is short-lived and in poor taste, it doesn't serve a purpose. Harry Potter on its own could have survived fine as it had a presence on par with Star Wars. Like Star Wars, once the blurred lines of mystery were made sharp people lost interest.

Doesn't matter any way cause she never wrote the books to begin with

autism

Nah I won't be happy until they fuck on screen. Make dumbledore suck and fuck

Half of the tweets here are fake you dingus.

Are they both ripping off Luke Kirby too?

>She's worse for the HP universe than Johnny fucking Depp.
Fuck off, Amber.

Didn't the movies basically confirm they were together? This isnt a surprise.

>boomers have Silmarillion, Appendices and the Unfinished Tales
>zoomers have twitter slashfiction

Sure, we've known they were in a relationship for like a decade, and sure the recent movie made it relevant again, but telling us they were fucking is just wrong!

her twitter if a fucking gold mine. i dont think ive ever seen a more tone deaf tweet in my life.
>no one liked the sandsnakes
>fags have nothing to do with the question
>kill joffery in ep 1 for cheap likes
>"""exploitative"""
has there ever been a more irrelevant celeb?

Attached: JUST.png (1740x1010, 777K)

>Woman with no life writes a childre's story with names of Characters like "professor Squirrel"
>accidentally becomes a hit
>immediately have a movie made
>write more books but this time with grown up expectations to sell the movie
>20 years later sodomy becomes part of a children's book

Her problem is money and being too far up her own ass with a bunch of yay sayers pushing her head deeper.

I can't hear you over your working-class accent.

This might be the first leftist smuggie that actually made me laugh.

>pic

Attached: 6473850687912.jpg (1367x768, 164K)

this is good PR

lol at thinking it pays off to take a controversial stand and get blacklisted for it and your entire brand flushed down the drain. society deals the cards and you play the game best you can so you might come out with a profit

Whore wrote they then?

Only dudebros like dyke porn anymore. It’s so pointless

Lesbian porn is the most viewed category by women.
The second one is gay porn.

I literally don’t know who gringewald is because I haven’t touched Harry Potter since I was like 8 and order of the Phoenix came out.
I don’t get how people can not move on from this shitty series of less than mediocre children’s books

Bong shit
*yawn*

Killing a child in the first episode would just generate sympathy for the child and outrage for whoever killed him. If your characters aren't given time to be evil assholes then there's no catharsis when they finally get offed.

why wasn't there a magical spell that could turn dumbledore straight

If she wants to stay relevant why she hasnt wrote a new franchise

she can't write
also checked

Today I will remind them

Attached: why we love to hate j k rowling.png (1877x840, 243K)

>*Puts McGonnagal in a movie set ten years before she was born because she knows you'll clap when you see her*

Does Rowling even give a shit anymore? How did nobody catch this glaring mistake?

She's either a really lazy hack or she straight up did not write these books herself. Or both.

Attached: 1443023761-professor-minerva-mcgonagall-professor-mcgonagall-7083850-852-357-1541501571.jpg (1200x503, 41K)

Does she not pay her licence fee?

she doesn't remind me of my mother at all though

Why is West Wing there?
Just because it nurtures liberal ideas that doesn't mean it's a bad show, you fucking baboon.
Edit it the fuck out and add Game of Thrones or something. It's literally the contemporary Harry Potter shit for normies to watch, while not one liberal shitface knows what the fuck West Wing is any probably doesn't even have a large enough attention span to finish watching it.

Imagine the smell

Thank you based /pol/ poster

based and tedpilled

The lesbian porn conditions men to become women. They develop a fetish for autogynephilia, and desire to be seen as women, it turns them on. Many of these types are still exclusively attracted to women, they essentially want to be lesbians. Porn can really mess up your brain over the long term if you let it.

t. West Wing producer

Loser women like gay sex for the same reason loser men like lesbian sex: You can't lose the race if you never joined.
She didn't turn you down because you're ugly, it's because she's gay.

It's just a silly fantasy series but god damn this makes my blood boil.

>except the slytherins

How tolerant. They didn't choose their house.

Holy shit, is Rowling /our gal/?

Attached: rowling authoritarianism.jpg (595x506, 88K)

why do you mad for west wing?

Saw 3 came out years ago, user

Because it's filled with great scenes and dialogue.
It's Sorkin kino.

How many of these Rowling tweets are real or fake? The Dumbledore thing is obviously real, but I don’t know about the test in here.

shut up libtard

Rowling is like the definitive champagne socialist.
She's only interested in left-wing causes insofar as she can use them to boost herself.

why can't he just cast a spell to make himself a heterosexual?

>I like things only if they make me identify with them on a political level
You fucking retard, you're just a mirror image of all the cunts who say that Captain Marvel and BP are masterpieces because of "muh political identity". Grow the fuck up, and learn to appreciate things outside of your fucking bubble.
You've probably never even seen the West Wing, you spastic piece of utter shite.
I may not agree with all the ideas of West Wing, but sure can appreciate the quality of the overall content, which not only includes writing, but acting as well. And I sure as hell can appreciate the quality of Cobra Verde, even if I don't agree with how niggers are being treated in that movie.
Grow the fuck up, you basement-dwelling PIG FUCK.

someone else

well shes in the right country for it

Relax

Yep, I hope she writes it into one of her future stories

Attached: 69aee1464e6.jpg (920x613, 66K)

>go Sandsnakes

Attached: disgust.jpg (620x400, 32K)

lol this hag is fucking desperate for attention.

>It's working
You wish Rowling

source?

80-90% of all humans are working class or lower.
>mfw a tranny insults the entire planet like a bigoted cunt

Attached: 1455815114347.png (600x600, 478K)

Lesbo porn is alot less annoying than straight porn. No balls and manass shots, no overacting, no 57 different cuts and angles.

>Killing the best child actor in the series before we got the chance to know him
>Praising the Sandsnakes, the girls who tried to avenge their family by murdering their family
Powerful

Rowling has that gilf thing going on. I like her neck.

I think she just enjoys watching alt-right snowflakes lose their shit.

>guys she is just pretending to be retarded

That must be it, senpai.

I don't get why this would upset anyone. She wrote the books. She can do whatever retconning she wants to with it. Go write your own books.
>inb4 discord tranny

It's not upsetting it is hilarious and cringy. I am not a least bit mad how she tries to retconn her own books to gain virtue points...we just laugh how contrived and petty it is when contrasting it with the books, which don't have a single drop of progressivism in them.

You're really stupid if you read any of this as upset. It's hilarious.

>caring about the worst magic themed franchise ever
Foolishness

Attached: 52341745_163522321304396_360129863821380471_n.jpg (480x270, 22K)

why do people on this board obsess so much over what dumb clams like brie larson or jk rowling say about anything?

Attached: 1552838067733.webm (640x640, 430K)

The Queen of Retcons
Explains why the FB movies are a mess. I’d be upset if I was still a Potterfag but I’m glad I grew out of it in middle school

>Hermione
>Indian
Pick 1 you rowling you fucking hack jew lover.

based /pol/reddit poster

She’s obviously a trans black man

She's gone full lucas
And got Bookfags wanted grrm to (finish) the books
Hahahahaah

That's Dutch

based

Sad part is he's living on handouts.

We’re not talking about C.S. Lewis, user.

She’s trying to stay relevant by trying too hard.

This. She is also highly aware that her 20 year old book series suddenly isn't as woke as she would like it.

>0 results for "dullest"

What went wrong?

Did they eat da poo poo like ice cream, Joanne?

she's a milf i want to fuck her

Does this shit even count as canon?

I was obsessed with Harry Potter when I was a kid, she isn't a good writer in the technical sense but the level of creativity and her ability to immerse you in her world is pretty great. I really wanted to raise my kids on them but she's taking so many steaming dumps on it I just can't. I normally don't care about an artist's political views if I like the content but she's just too much of a Cunt. It doesn't help that she looks like how you'd imagine a typical champagne socialist to, caked in expensive makeup with that half-smirk plastered on her mug 24/7. How many refugees has she set up in her 15 bedroom walled gated mansion again?

you sound like me when I was 15. I was a massive cunt. Irony is you're probably just on the upper-end of working class yourself, like I was, hence the insecurity and desire to project yourself as middle cla

child/idiot

>same amount of likes and retweets

come on, you dont need to post fake ones

>Having a shitty mother

man what the fuck is this entire post

I get that this was meant to piss me off but my ribs ache from laughter, what the FUCK is this post hahaha. Like something I'd write shitfaced after taking too much ambien

Snape was canonically molested by his dad as a kid.

t. seething

My mom gave me The first book of hers to read from the library in 1999 when my gramps died.
>It's a children's book

She's trying to make it more matur to ride the SjeW train and it will end up taking a 9/10 children's book and turn it into a weak af bs franchise for teenage girls, roasties and basedymales.

I still like the first book but i cant read it because its mind numbingly childish.

I hate it when morons take a good story and expand it revaeling he full extent of how shit they are at writing/creating stories.

if she kept it to the first book it would have had legendary status.

You'd have to be mentally and possibly a child abuser to want to force highly inappropriate, sexual themes into a children's book.

yeah the main point to take here is not that making characters gay/sexualised is bad but that they were (very very good) CHILDREN'S books. It's like she has forgot about the fact 5 year olds, not 15 year olds, made her rich. This is some twisted sick shit

You take that back bitch

Attached: It was (you) all along.jpg (750x601, 55K)

stop posting fake shit you faggot

>that whole second part

Attached: 1474329750272.jpg (640x460, 89K)

>t. pottermore admins

>pottermore

Attached: 1419771764727.jpg (673x486, 167K)

all of those pictures he posted have the same date and number of retweets and likes you dum dum

kek

underrated

>that scene when Harry and his friends try to defend muggle and Malfoy pulls a datasheet of muggle crime statistics from the top of his head
Fucking KINO.

Attached: mpc-hc_2018-12-02_00-42-46.png (615x550, 651K)

kik

Nice damage control, J. Kuck. Rollings

hardcore is for cucks

wait what? I hate her

>"Please god, all I need is one book. Just one successful book series. One that's critically acclaimed across the world. One that children for generations will be inspired by. One that spawns a billion dollar movie adaptation. One that will make me rich and cozy and able to do practically anything I want until the day I die. That's all I need. Just the one."

>One Franchise Later

>".....now I want moooooore"

This is hilarious wth

Only cucks liked it in the first place. Which of the two were they self-inserting as? The dildo?

>I need to see penis to masturbate
Wew, fag culture is everywhere it seems.

I wish I was a dildo

Has she put up any refugees in any of her three mansions yet?

You need a self-insert.

It's amazing how JK Rowling failed in everything she did after Harry Potter.
Her two other books are shit. The Fantastic Beasts films (she wrote the scripts) are shit. Her play is shit.
She's rich as fuck, why not hire a few decent editors and some ghost writers?

You need a helmet.

>Community
>Ew workers are icky
Fucking leftist double think.

>Harry Potter
>2019

Le Guin.

I think I had that once after mixing mexican with indian

Montezuma's Revenge without a loo?

Attached: 1529824459041.jpg (223x226, 9K)

This, exactly.

Just like when she confirmed hufflepuff was the house for fags.

Attached: 1438656650190.jpg (300x300, 15K)

Corbyn is anti-war and, basically, the opposite of Tony Blair. How can you not support the guy?
My country participated in two UN peacekeeping (peace, lol, fuck the UN) missions and I'm mad. A real war of agression would send me to the streets protesting.

>failed in everything
In one sense she is still succeeding. All of those things made her a lot of money. But at this point she no longer needs the money, and I think she misses the adoration and love she received from the original Potter books.

However, she no longer has the poverty-fueled drive and desperation that brought forth the magic. So she does the next best thing in her mind, which is retweeting Channel 4 articles and shitting on conservatives on Twitter and basking in the internet virtue.

Only that's starting to fade too. Both conservatives and liberals dislike the increasingly unnecessary retcons. She pissed off the left by shilling for Israel and shitting on Corbyn/Labour Party; she pissed off the right by shitting on Shapiro and Morgan and other low-hanging fruit. She knows the goodwill is drying up and she is becoming desperate. Just wait until she """attempts""" suicide like Bourdain. Mark my words.

Attached: rowling and her legacy.jpg (1710x900, 180K)

Tony Blair's a fucking hero you cock-gobbling commie

Google it, LGBT groups hate her for being transphobic. The people she caters to even hate her.

Attached: 3dhsj03ff2m11.jpg (606x708, 54K)

It's a beautiful sight, watching what's left of the fanbase eat each other.

>go to prison
>claim im trans
>get sent to female prison
>rape prison bitches daily
FINALLY

Attached: 1548851937792.gif (404x347, 1003K)

You're the one who's gonna get raped.

50+ white single woman in need of some dick

>claim you're trans
>be given HRT
>dick stops working

there's a woman's reply, no mistake

>hormones decide your gender
how transphobic of you

>implying a woman would ever reply to your post

>Oh god
>I fucking WISH
i know you aren't like other girls but r/ChapoTrapHouse is the place for you

Her books are mediocre at best, it's only because they made it into a successful film franchise that she made it big as she did.

Bold and courageous

Attached: file.png (215x299, 63K)

what is with incels and foot fetish?

The fact I had to check to make sure this was fake speaks to how bad things are

Attached: Again_babies_and_cartoons.png (878x699, 46K)

Shit neme, tl dr

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER....DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Based and McKeepilled

This.
.t Norwegian

I wish our """""""Labour"""""" Party had a Corbyn.

haha faaaaag

Attached: 00FBFC40-49BB-4D30-9EE4-781D0DACEBD3.jpg (898x1200, 453K)

What if she's reading this thread and she makes these statements every once in a while just so she can laugh at the reactions on Yea Forums ?

Honestly it's the only thing that makes sense. If so she's a fucking genius

jk rowling: you were a homo since book 1

How old was she there?

hahaha i love hermoine

Attached: harry potter slut.jpg (1701x782, 269K)

what if she makes the queen of England gay next?

Attached: no upskirt.jpg (476x599, 52K)

She doesn't really care much about money. Her family stays in quite a modest house in Edinburgh

>create a somewhat decent fantasy universe
>GAY BUTTSECKS

Slytherin Hermione fucks

Reminder that the good magus school shit will start in the next season or so.

Attached: 010.jpg (2000x2896, 1.63M)

dude.......do they run trains on the slytherin girls in the common room?

Attached: muslim harry.png (607x388, 373K)

harry potter is for gaymen

Because Rowling is just incredibly lucky. She really did strike gold with that universe, it has a lot of goddamn potential, but she just fucking squandered it. It’s like based “No!” poster always says, it’s dull. And it takes a special kind of fool to make a world of magic feel dull.

She gets positive publicity and the adoration of her sycophantic, mentally ill fans every time she announces some gay bullshit. She has no reason not to, since she has no morality beyond "what's good for me".

h tt ps://di scor d.gg/ERvRaw

>yfw those prude christians that were freaking out 20 years ago that rowling was propagandizing children into sodomy and witchcraft and lucifer were actually 100% correct

what are some magic school movies out there?

Attached: 1542992325800.jpg (1800x1800, 718K)

It’s mostly leftists who are mad trannykun

>asians love harry potter
what?

black guys

I dont get it. What makes it "intense"?
Like, is she trying to say
"They fucked like hard like gorillas" I don't get the point of the descriptor

Its amazing people think Reddit is better than this

The actress seemed to be more appropriate playing an alpha bitch rather than a nerd

>she's a milf i want to fuck her
Same

I was just about to post this

I found an article on the woman from that image
telegraph.co.uk/women/life/spent-savings-elite-matchmaking-agency-meet-array-mediocre/

God I wish I had an intense, sexual relationship with someone.

Attached: 1514837520197.jpg (1200x630, 63K)

J.K Rowling reveals Hermione wipes her ass in a counterclock motion at least 4 times per shit

Why is she signing a picture of feet?

Why does she keep retconning the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Attached: hp.jpg (1616x2896, 548K)

Attached: jk-rowling-announces-that-there-was-at-least-one--2-22750-1418769289-1_dblbig.jpg (625x415, 49K)

I did catch it. I was even more stunned when she appeared IN THE FLASHBACK AS TEACHER

So fucking stocked that I never got into Harry Potter shit.
Fucking witchery faggotry

There should be a fucking cartoon.
That shits slow pitch.

Wait -- her husband didn't divorce her famous ass, take half her money and go have some fun?

He's an idiot.

>scotland
>repressed
Yiked

kek what if dumbledore died of aids in like book 3 or 4 that would've been hilarious

keep projecting, peasant

>Melisandre_removes_her_glamour.jpg

what's the point of posting that image?

>BUY MY BOOK
>BUY MY BOOK
>BUY MY BOOK
>BUY MY BOOK

You must be new here.

She says all sorts of things, that doesn't appease anything. She should have had them kiss or at least acknowledge their relatonship in the movie.
Most straight men like seeing women get it on. It's totally normal unless you're a homosexual yourself.

Yeah I am, I actually have a life so I can't hang out in your incel club that much. What's the meme?

You seem upset user.

goddamn that second post after the first is as to a direct to dvd sequel after a theatre blockbuster

I'm just asking what the joke is. When people call out your inceldom it doesn't mean they're angry.

Yeah u mad

Love the UMAD meme, funnyjunk incelbro.

>he doesnt know
Kek

Based incel.

But who was in the bottom?

What is funnyjunk?

Where you got that image, zoomer.

What is an incel?

What is a zoomer?

>Divorces husband
>She keeps the house (which he pays for) and she gets alimony
>While also reaping in as many bennies as she can
>Has literally nothing to do anymore so she starts plagiarizing some literally who
>Makes many shekels from it
>Wins the inevitable court case because she's made many shekels and the literally who is still a literally who
>(((Media))) instead spins it as you being a single mum, struggling to make ends meet, down on her luck and needing benefits just to make it through to the next day

Very rarely is the (((rags to riches))) tale true/not (((dramatized))). Even rarer if they haven't exchanged (((favors))), and literally never in the case of (((tribe))) members.

You, retard.

Says the user who only speaks in memes. Kek

U do sound a little upset though

Based kekstnibro. Shadilay
Bro have you know that trollface umad meme? It's on Facebook check it out