This was absolute dadcore trash. What the fuck were they thinking

Both movies you named are far superior films because they actually had character development, and some sense of investment or intrigue. You got into the character’s heads and the dark places they were in. TF just expected the audience to accept “muh brotherhood” simply because they’ve all worked together before. The operation was a fucking boring waste. Literally nothing was at stake. And anything that did happen after the heist felt manufactured and forced as a way of artificially keeping up tension or to make something “exciting” thereafter

It really triggers my autism when the cast names dont line up with the faces.

>ITT: bunch of fucking brainlets

This one is even worse because it does line up with some of them. It's fucking insane that this is a contractual obligation.

>netflix film

So another not even good enough for wide release so we have to dump this out somewhere film? Netflix is the new direct to video market.

it was entertaining for the 2 hours
dont get your panties all tangled in a weedwacker

>*orion by metal-lica starts playing*

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Why didn't they just get 2 helicopters?

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They produced this, you fucking subhuman. It's based on a script people tried to film for years but couldn't get it together and now Netflix bought it and financed production. I hate you shitflinging retards so much, in a better world you'd be lined up and shot.

Why are u crying

are you like one of the producer's kids or something lmfao

The 70-80’s music honestly ruined what was portrayed as a serious film. Also, it seemed to build up to absolutely nothing. An all star cast of that caliber should be ashamed of themselves.

Merely sick of dumb people living with the delusion they aren't.

I hate cgi gun fights, you can just tell the actor is just holding a plastic prop.

Easy there Ben, I know you thought this would be your comeback but jesus calm down it’s just a shitty movie

>10% of the American army btfo by two moody spic teenagers with a hunting rifle
Hm

This isn't about the movie, retard.

> We want the man in the family to feel like their Netflix subscription is justified

> I gotchu senpai

That sentence is incoherent. Go back to rehab, Ben.

What the fuck is that Al-Fleck back tattoo I keep hearing about?

>that brief interracial couple scene where the white woman was pregnant with the black man’s baby
Netflix just can’t fucking help themselves can they. It’s like a contractual obligation to have this shit in every single movie

That was a funny scene

Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal were good.

>It's based on a script people tried to film for years
Maybe no one wanted to produce it because it fucking sucks dick

>get shot in the abdomen
>"IT WENT CLEAN THROUGH"
>continue on unaffected

I hate corny war movies sooooo much

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>20 teenagers armed with AKs
>we go through them
>WHAT WTF WE CANT KILL KIDS
>You're right we go around them
>*go through them anyway*

I’ve tried understanding this post, I really did. Seek professional help. You’re retarded and angry
My dad said the same thing.

>I’ve tried understanding this post, I really did
How dumb do you have to be? Seriously?

Extremely dumb to be able to interpret it, I’m certain.

Pretty decent action heist throwback. Is what it is and nothing else. Enjoyed the first half more than the second.

I liked it, The whole time they were in the house was great, the way they cleared the rooms disposed of threats etc.
6/10 would watch again.

The actors knew the baddies were coming and it was boring plus they only called out their kills like 3 times.

>Tyrone doesn't abandon the kid for once
>makes it to the hospital while wife is in labour
>Makes it in just as it comes out
>Mfw its white
>mfw Chad did it again

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Oscar Isaac is good in everything. He doesn’t deserve to be a “meme” actor just because he gets reddit wet too.

True.

the way it was shot was great, switching from one characters 3rd person to anothers seamlessly,
if nothing else the camerawork and sets saves the film.

Did you guys not understand that they are supposed to be 17 year military/pmc veterans? That was like one of the most overused military songs of that era. I’m not defending the movie, but they captured the redneck military family of the early 2000s feel really well

No, they said it would be buried under 40 feet of snow and no one would see it again

they wernt planning on that much money plus only one of them was a pilot

Because they only expected 75 million when Hunnam called his friend for the chopper. They weren't expect 250 mil.

I’m pretty sure 20 year military vets would be pretty into dadrock

You know that’s like the best place to get shot, right? It was all the way on the side, not in his guts

It was a good story about greed mostly but also about how the army, chain of command and proper orders are important and without them things spin out of control.

Spoilers ahead ladies.
>In and out quickly
>won't kill anyone
>We can get another bag
>ok we kill them
>drive past family with window down
>we can't fly we're over weight
>fly anyway and crash
>no comms and no thread of court marshal if you shoot outside of ROE
>everything is gone to shit including their tactics and they loose batman because of it
>hump with all that money and dump it in a hole in the ground anyway

Greed and Private Armies bad

they should have stayed at the house and locked it down, intercepting any arrivals, and taken ALL the money

Is Johns drunk?
>you don't need to score
>only infront by 2

guys make morally gray choice
fate punishes them
they learn lesson about something
audience feels blank

i skimmed this flick because it was so predictable. 'hey there are consequences to greed' and 'we subverted your expectations of a military heist movie', wow fucking cool congrats how big-brained.

that means killing the wife and kids plus it was in colombia which they were operating illegally

That plus cgi gunshots

nah, just tie them up

Hmm I liked A Most Violent Year, i mean it was a 6.5/10 but it had some nice shot choices in it. How does it compare to that film?

>the best place to get shot is your intestines and other vital organs
>bullets pass right through the abdomen without causing massive life-threatening damage
lmao k thanks Dr. Retardo.

The reason that the intestines are considered a "good" place to get shot is that it won't necessarily kill you immediately. The eventual cause of death will be massive septic infection from the actual poo poo that is spilling into your internal cavities. The longer that happens before you get to surgery the less likely you will be to live. Eventually a surgeon will scrape out all the shit and rinse everything off as good as he can, stitch your bowel back together and close everything up, dose you with a ton of antibiotics, and hope you don't die of massive infection. The whole "gut shot isn't so bad" trope is based on the assumption that after being shot in the belly you will go straight to surgery asap, not spend the next day or two hiking through difficult terrain in the andes mountains.

I also never understood the movie trope of "it went clean through" being a good thing. If you took a rifle round to that part of your abdomen and it passed all the way through your body it would take your kidney with it, and you would bleed to death rather quickly.

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The corrupt police forces too?

He was shot just above the hip you blind retard.
There’s nothing there but a little fat

Why would they go to the house? No one would know what was wrong for at least half a day. They could have loaded up 4 large vehicles with money and just arranged for more aircraft.

...and intestines.

Your intestines aren’t stored in the love handles you dipshit

few people would come to the house without invitation since its basically a secret fort

>love handles

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didnt they say it wasnt just loreas money that was in the house? meaning he was hiding other kingpins money?

>implying he looks like that now

can't remember but that's just more reason to steal it

Yeah, that doesn’t really mean much though unless they got the Nigerian pilots or something