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There's something intoxicating about that shoulder roll, never noticed before.
These new threads always show up without warning right before I make posts so nobody ends up seeing half my posts
>comfy saturday night
>waiting for second Maze Runner to air for qt Rosa
i see your post user
I unironically think her condescending/sassy faces are her best faces. Am I the only one? She just looks so sexy when she is disgusted.
imagine Alita once she got a skin suit upgrade and had to walk around that dirty town barefoot to see what it feels like, then is surprised at how dirty her feet got
lol that would be funny right?
Watch the replies and image limit. If we're at 315 replies or 150 images we make a new general.
>And you sound like an autist
LO and MC is sterile compared the original and should be retconned completely.
webm of her on the motorcycle doing the thing?
>No panzer kunst
>No elbow blades
>No Zapan
>No Jashugan
>No funny Desty Nova
>No werewolf
Sorry sweetie but this isn't true Gunnm.
It's not so much that but she rarely makes them and they're an excellent contrast.
does someone have a link to the essay kishiro wrote about the story being religious? I would greatly appreciate it
Who is harder to kill, Alita in a skin suit or a T-800 in a skin suit?
Toes are phallic by nature. Therefore feetfags are closet homos who wants a whole foot up their ass.
smug Ali is cute Ali
Shit tier taste and opinion for LO at least until Alita Quest than it does go too shit. Any part that Figure Four touches is garbage
Alita
Going to see her for the last time today (7th) anons, kinda Sad
I got stuff on mon-wed nights and I am guessing Cinema will not show her again after these round of sessions
I want to watch all the Maze Runner movies again.
Will it ever stop
excellent taste
within alitas interlinked
Shitty taste. Those movies are garbage on the same level as Hunger Games and Divergent.
Pretty sure Alita is way more advance.
There honestly isn't a face of hers I don't adore.
Think it's just to hear Alita, thats why i plan on doing it anyway.
all the Alitas flow into the one below until it all ends up here.
Aight lads, anybody know of a good BluRay player that works hooked up to a PC as well as a TV?
I need to be able to get comfy in my room without being thought insane by my roommates for watching Alita every day
they are ok.
yeah pretty much. It's not good but I'm curious to see Rosa in it. It's just background noise right now really.
down my throat actually
ass is for pooping only
Hell no they are not.
Acceptable.
That's not what based girls think, you need to find some based girls user
One of the upsides of these last few weeks is being able to see Alitas cute face in shitty California traffic.
>Fingers are phallic by nature. Therefore, anyone who likes handjobs is a closet homo who wants a whole fist up their ass
See how dumb you sound?
Guns are strictly forbidden, but in the motorball tryout assassination attempt one of the guys shoots a projectile at Alita.
>No Zapan
Zapan means Tray
Nice!
neytiri>ripley>sarah connor>>>rose>>alita
you are right, but drinking is bad, user
Should I go see Alita again on Tuesday?
get an xbox one s, plays 4k and is just as cheap as other blu ray players.
Also is a disguise for a blu ray player that will be exclusively used to play Alita.
>California
You're in L.A., son.
Well thanks for reading the manga, mouseshill.
Now you should watch the movie.
I see your posts.
Have you seen the Alita Asmr video?
youtu.be
saved thanks
A slow Tuesday night just got trippy.
Damn son imagine being able to take the billboard home
Yeah and probably blows a large hole in the track no less, I was a bit puzzled by the legality of that as well
>guns are strictly forbidden
only in the Iron City hellhole
based and gunpilled
>I was a bit puzzled by the legality of that as well
It's not legal. He would probably be disqualified from the championship try-out - if it had mattered.
ps4 + vr, so noone will see you keep watching the same movie, and you can watch it in 3d
Cameron is the most based director of all time.
>Oy-vey!
Tuesdays are actually the blessed day to see the movie. I've gotten to do it twice that way.
True, I'm guessing Vector must have realized that was probably a suicide mission for most/all of them, even if they weren't aware themselves.
Have you ever heard of a hand fetish?
I'm going for a budget solution currently so VR is unfortunately out
What would you do if the Alita's model got leaked and you torrented it?
I’m in love
Bros I’m watching captain marvel now
Just watched alita before
very tactful comment lol I wish he could say what he truly thinks.
>not understanding my point was that a pseudo-Freudian dissection about a particular fetish doesn't make guys gay for liking it.
>Petabytes
Yeah okay.
Why are you watching Captain Marvel?
Can a fellow alita bro make a cutout of this alita?
damn
Only based Cameron will go on a rant about capeshit movies and teach you a new word in the process.
got a good point actually.
Never seen a single handfag ever.
I have no clue why an ancient immortal vampire is stalking Alita in the bathroom, but that's Last Order for you.
just because i love you
>No panzer kunst
mentioned, showed a little when she double punch some guy, still more panzer kunst than in the OVA
>No elbow blades
in the end scene
>No Zapan
you don't like movie zapan design, i do.
>No Jashugan
i agree, that's not jashugan
>No funny Desty Nova
he had very few lines, people chuckled at "seems fatal" and expect a shitload of nova in the sequel
>No werewolf
good, that's as retarded as vampires
>not roleplaying the scene where the kid asks Motoko if she is capable of having sex, with Alita
>and then you actually get to find out
we all have one now
We'd have to take over all the computers running Dogecoin to even have a chance to store all that data.
I am one
did you pay for it?
I have a light hand fetish
delet
Fresh /comfy/ summer fun. Inspired by the user's post about Alita in a sundress, and by the fact that Michelle Rodriguez's character has a different colour to Alita in the Zalem attack.
Hope you all have a good day.
What's Alita best feature
Damn user nice cutout, this is perfect
ps4 vr is cheap, i got it new for 200 €.
not look at it and scrub it from every corner of the web
>Inspired by the user's post about Alita in a sundress
Oh you bastard. That's playing dirty.
Hope there are many uses for it. Enjoy.
Skin it, rig it, animate it, light it, render it. make a short movie with her and myself
Her eyes.
Spiritual feature: her earnestness
Oh man I hope you enjoy this then.
I want to "lick her hand"
>Alita speaks again, excitedly taking your hand as she leads you towards the stairs.
>“I have something to show you!” You walk up the wooden stairs
Existing
Try this one. A step up in challenge, but could be very exploitable.
What are we doing
What's the chance of Alita going into Zalem in the sequel? I think the normie audience would be a little mad if it's just Zapan.
Print it with my 3d printer
Well this is a bad one for two reasons. First is the rifle is out of focus and second is the current news.
that double freeture, i once hung out at a kinoplex all day and binged 3 or 4 movies
I wish I got to see Alita during my commute...
>it's a orange
First scene - Nova gets expelled from Zalem, showing that he's not an all-powerful villain. Bam.
Living the best lives we can. I love you all anons.
I liked the one where it establishes the reason she can manifest the Damascus blade with the nanotech body is because she sacrifices her boob-meat.
>the current news
Alita would not be pleased with PC pussies
>out of focus
I said it was more challenging, and that's what happens when you need a through-sight focus.
Damn it writefag, I love these, but it's like porn. Turns me on and I love it on reading, but afterwards, feel so lonely and sad. So goddamn pure and lovely, you're filling the void.
kishiro did say this was a religious story, didn't he? I know I read that somewhere
>I said it was more challenging, and that's what happens when you need a through-sight focus.
The problem is the background will bleed through and it will always show, so you can't use it for overlay.
>Male voices in that scene
Why do they all look so fem?
>Alita would not be pleased with PC pussies
alita wouldn't give a fuck about politics in general
Don't worry user, she will always be there for you
It's a Christ story mixed with a fallen angel story, taking place after The Fall under the Tower of Babel, with Book of Enoch characters running around, so the biblical allusions are there. But I don't think that's what he meant.
Welcome back friend. If they make you feel anything at all then they've done what I want them to. Anything that breaks that dull monotony of being trapped in routines. Even bad feelings are better than none at all.
You have no idea how excited I am for all the HQ Alita content come the Blu Ray.
Well you fucking killed me.
Funny, since she's a terrorist.
I'm not a photoshop wizard but I know if you cut down to where the opacity is very high it should be fine.
But if you aren't up to it then that's fine
Hardcore Christians are having a field-day with Alita.
SHE IS LUCIFER!!!
I watched some stuff on youtube, had to stop because it was too cringey.
Yeah, I'm not up to it. The only reason my cutouts look so good right now is because I have a drawing tablet I neglected for forever.
its not christians, its disney shills! its all a conspiracy!!
Melbanon here also this general's Zapan memes entirely ruined his introduction in the film. He's meant to be this silent badass but all I could think of was the Alita trap when the first showed him. this is the best general
Wholesome soulful story :)
she has been given a second chance, user
Honestly even though I generally don't have a problem with Christians if they are the type that would get their panties in a bundle over this movie than I think they are doing more harm than good in this world.
Is that what we're calling all enemy combatants these days?
>it's not like Zalem and the other cities like it aren't basically evil hives of entitled elite assholes anyway
american "christians" are an embarrassment to the whole christian community
>"Please don't die.."
Thanks user. You go out there now and make someone's day.
Quality stuff user
memes aside, did you enjoyed the movie?
Hey writefag can you write a story of Alita being absolutely heartbroken from a break up or something tragic?
Pure bliss. Thank you so much for these, seriously. I almost teared up at this one it's so goddamn beautiful.
And bless you too, cutout-user!
ahahhahah it was my 5th time seeing it so I guess the answer there is a solid yes
This works too, I'll take it.
You're welcome. Glad I could help.
this is the permutation I was not expecting but I'm glad it happened
>not the split-faced zapan
ONE. JOB.
anons, i don't know if i can resist.....
I can't believe you want to see our favourite angel suffer like that. I'll see what I can do though. If you want something properly close to canon I could do one of the evenings just after Hugo's death.
My pleasure. Thank you to everyone in these generals for being such /cozy/ people.
NO user NO
she so cute :3
>Alita trap
What?
y u delet
On the way home from seeing Alita again and owl flew out of the trees and landed on the sidewalked. It peered in my car as I drove by. Owls are my favorite bird, and I hadn't seen one in a long time. I used to fish off a bridge near my house and an owl would fly out of the forest to come take fish from me. He'd take them from my hand and even would let me pet him. Here's a picture my friend took of him. Was a really cool experience to spend time with that owl. I'd go every weekend for nearly a year until one weekend he was gone and I never saw him again.
Wouldn't have seen that owl tonight if I didn't see Alita.
Bad thoughts are a no no!
Good thing I saved before delet
Bad thoughts are my reality, I cannot be saved
He's talking about the oranges meme where Zapan has a box, stick, and string trap setup with oranges under it.
requesting the picture of the orange box trap I don't have it saved
it's a sign user
That would be swell user thank you. I just love how you write alita and I want to see how you would do justice on her tragic life.
that's so comfy and poetic, user!
Here, a present for you.
THAT'S SO COOL
DELET
It will be a short look in to it but I'll give it a crack.
Kposting is blessed the more Ks people post the faster I write.
Are there more of these? They’re comfy
The movie is a mess of mediocrity, so no one should have any problems with others finding excuses to get their asses in the air over it.
kek thanks user, I will save this. Same owl, he was a bro.
She looks kind of like an alien in this screencap
I'm a huge fan but this is not her best angle
ok! ok!
damn, i spent more time looking for the pics.
my download folder is a mess
>the more Ks people post the faster I write.
I did not know that
>added the sword
Are you flopanon, or is there...another?
tfw K is posting here RIGHT NOW and nobody knows
So I hear that Zapan gets his hands on the berserker body later on? How does that work out for him, given that he doesn't know Panzer Kunst?
And she's gonna do hugo
why are you larping about this
that doesn't sound like him. This is just generic whining.
anyone have that webm of K walking in to sneeds feed and seed?
Fuck knowing panzer kunst he doesnt have the heart Alita has that was designed specifically for it, the one with the micro anti-matter reactor.
larping how
My pastebin has another six stories on in. You'll like Peace and Storm if you liked this one. Streams of Consciousness is a personal fave of mine but it's a bit long and rambly. The other three a more moments in time than /comfyposting/.
Excellent.
I had to do some errands today but where I was heading closed early for some reason, I went to watch a flick in the spare time and in the end I decided to just watch Alita again.
However anons something very weird happened, there was this guy next to me that
>literally cried at some sad scenes, eyes tearing up like a cascade and everything
>exploded in loud laughter with the jokes
>did remarks like AWWWWW SO CUTE really loud at some scenes
>screamed BASTARD a couple of times
He even spilled popcorn from his bucket because he was just moving too much when reacting
The worse thing is that the theater was almost empty and he decided to sit next to me, around 20 minutes in I had to move away because he was too loud
Anyone ever saw people like that? Was that legit austim? He guy seemed normal not with down syndrome from what I could tell, maybe he was just a dick but he never stopped the act
Also true, forgot that bit
i cant stop laughing
oh sweet, you met peaches
Kek
Imagine shilling this video
nicovideo.jp
... could you autists be showing a developing capacity to acknowledge the existence of more than one other opinion/idea set? Or is my acknowledgement of this going to collapse the waveform of developing consciousness?
my sides
Thank u fren I will use them as inspiration to write about Alita myself in my personal journal
Bless you all anons this day was max comfy
We are all alone in this together
zing
still luv u peachy boye
>I'm a warrior, aren't I? And you know... you've always known
Kek
I do this in movies but mainly because it’s loud enough and everyone is too
The fact that the theater was almost empty and he still sat close to you makes my sides go into orbit
Ha, finally a non-face cutout. lol
I already acknowledge the existence of other opinions, I just choose to ignore them, Alita's light shines brighter in the darkness.
I don't think I can realistically push this thing much further.
Good night, friends! Love you all!
are all the other soldiers Alitas too?
bitch'n I like. Have another.
Not Alita personally, but I think they might be cyborgs also
is this what doing acid is like
Of course! Write well and if you ever want to share we're all here to share in it.
>calling her alita and posting gally
leeeeeeel
But isn't there like a bunch dudes in there?
>waiting for the next writefren rendition
>when you are drunk and high at 2 AM and the refridgerator starts making noises
Which Alita body is better anons?
Her first body is cute. I love the art and it reminds me of my ex but the berzerker body is curvier and more durable
kek at the filename
sleep well!
They both have their own value, I like to think of the doll body being more of a formal event type body, whereas the berserker body is more of an everyday-struggle body.
Someone needs to make a Bernie Sanders TV version.
>Be 22 yr old Keane
>Owned by 36 yr old cougar irl
>Paired with 33 yr old lady for a film
>Said lady is 300 yrs old in the film.
How do you end up like a boytoy? (For better or worse)
you've been shilling this movie so much that i had a dream about seeing it so today i actually did
it's good
i had to take a piss before the first motorball scene and shortly after the one where she offers hugo her heart though. probably missed 2-3 minutes each time. can someone tell me what happened during that timeframe or webm it?
FUCK XBET
I remember I had to piss the first time and missed Alita cutting up the centurions
I used it as an excuse to see it again.
You had to pee twice in two hours? You must have the bladder of a toddler
Made a less stressed version
had to pee right before the bar fight
serves me right for sneaking in booze
>Ryan Gosling will never meet Alita
ohnonono
I'm sorry user, I didn't mean to be disruptive at the screening.
I'm definitely a berserker fan but I'm a huge sucker for curvy cyborgs so.
Don't be too sad now Ron you were all over the internet back in 2012.
i piss upwards of 30 times a day because of my sensitive frenulum and fucked up nerve wiring rerouting the piss urge there from doctors administering morphine wrong when i was a kid
i was lucky to hold it that long
I love cute Alita and bloodlust Alita in equal measure, so I'll cop-out and say both.
If dubs, Agent Kaos will never be healed.
haha fuck i laughed out loud at this
me on the left
DUDE STOP I SAID MY DOWNLOAD FOLDER IS A MESS!
You're the generic chubster in yellow?
>going to pee during a movie
Oh look it's a sneak hint for my next cozy story.
Thanks for the pic to post with user.
i think he meant the guy in the last pic
Wtf is wrong with your bladder lmao
Can someone xray photoshoop pic related?
GET FUCKED
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>I find your lack of Alita's disturbing.
Time for bed for me frens, gonna see Alita again tonight
...
Damn, what a good look
Sleep well!
Hey. What's your problem?
fyi "xraying" with photoshop is technically illegal now.
>lies
Can I please get the original?
>alitist gets triggered by facts
NO LEWDS
>no proof
what?
sure why not
Gonna need to see some proofs
i dont get it
it qualifies as revenge porn, my fact-triggered compadre.
>The quality of our recycled images is slowly being improved.
Are we the /bestgeneral/?
good night
Better. And yes, i want to buy the movie now.
>still no proof
>offers hot air pulled from their ass instead
its nothing but cheap marketing
Actually dead.
10/10
>tfw no paid to work on Alita
I do it FOR FREE.
Unpopular opinion, he is the best hunter in the place, based.
That's not an unpopular opinion, I'll back it.
You've been given literally everything you need to google it.
>posts gally
>calls her alita
>still no proof because its lies
>tries to get people to waste time looking up something not true
Burden of proof is on you.
That's it for the cut-outs boys and girls. Ha ha.
>Reaction image is the movie.
damn jerome, i'm glad you are still around.
man i miss those good old times
>faced with fact, he demands to be spoonfed
thanks user
>I watch the cam rip twice a day.
Help me.
> Alitists
Hey, that’s a pretty good name for the fanbase, unironically
>he inadvertently acknowledges the manga has nothing to do with the movie
Why even follow the hunter law when you're capable of destroying them lol
>still no proof
>continues baiting
>twice
> that toned back
Yum
Feel free to prove me wrong.
...
>2 days ago
no fucking way, is it happening in the us too?
>Responding to bait.
Glad someone animated my only OC kek
it was nice OC, and someone asked to do it
What´s her character name?
Also, i love it because he saved the dog.
htxt.co.za
women must be protected from literally any consequence.
Thanks a bunch, it's been a big help.
VECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
I don't know what shithole country you live in, but the countries most relevant to this thread, the USA, Japan, and China, this shit definitely isn't true.
youtube.com
Only real weebs will get this reference.
I lied.
One more.
What am I missing here? What country is this affecting?
CUTE
>the US
>relevant to alita
Sad but true, what the fuck is wrong with Amercia? Why did they see Alita? Domestic Box office should have been at least over 100m.
They are lying.
Well, seeing that's where the story is set in the original manga, and the OVA, and that the film was shot in the USA, I'd say it's completely relevant to the film, turbo-moron.
>meanwhile, the movie is set in panama and stars mexicans and europeans
But hey, tell us more ways the movie has absolutely nothing to do with the manga.
That Alita is hunting terrorist, I hope she has a good day.
Please explain
if she was blue-eyed and white the american autists would've been all over her. The chinese too.
No one likes spics except spics.
>Hey guys that's a nice butt webm of me you posted...
There is a namefag, goes by peaches, he's a big fan, made a lot of the early OP for the generals.
>even the manga was a world-wide story
I guess.
youtube.com
i got u boi
I like how so few people have read the manga that no one can call you shills on your bullshit
What Mexicans? Rosa Salazar is American, her ancestry is Peruvian. I'll give you that director Robert Rodriguez and actor Michelle Rodriguez are Chicano.
The actors for Hugo, Chiren, and Vector are all American. Most of the cast and extras are Americans.
Idiot.
not US apparently.
I'm not Latino at all.
I'm as Latino as you are handsome and intelligent.
They literally go into space, user. And meet black people. Several of them.
>tfw thread auto-saging
>no new thread
>no face/image limit/post limit
Ill make one
That's not the same as global, dude.
Goddamn these threads move fast. I feel like I was reading the beginning of this thread like 30 minutes ago.
NEW
Hugo is half Chilean
its almost like generals are just slow chatrooms for retards
Which is STILL NOT MEXICAN.
Yeah says a lot about you, huh
welcome to the chatroom retard