What age was he referring to?

What age was he referring to?

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22

im turning 23 in two weeks in case anyone wants to wish me a happy birthday

literally 17
if you don't own 2 houses, have a 6 digit job, a banging hot wife and 3 children (2 boys 1 girl) by that age you are beyond saving and should just commit uninstall life

30

happy birthday

past a certain age, you realize all the good women are taken

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happy bane day!

Your age

I've had a family my whole life.

the 30th?

How old were Rust and Marty at the start of TD?

>if you don't own 2 houses, have a 6 digit job, a banging hot wife and 3 children (2 boys 1 girl) by that age you are beyond saving and should just commit uninstall life

I am 38, single, no family, dead end carrier and I fucked over 200 prostitutes after losing virginity to one at the age of 26.
150 of these prostitutes were ladyboys and traps.
I also travel regularly to Thailand.

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Probably 35. I see it that way because I see the 18-35 age range as the steps towards becoming a self sufficient man. Past 35, you should be a man and realize that having kids is one of the few objective goals in existing, so why the fuck dont you have any?

Happy bday fren

thanks friends
the 29th

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26. I can't find anyone my age that isn't fucked up in the head,slut, or in a good career. But then again I am a retard

Happy birthday, turned 23 last month

> Past 35, you should be a man and realize that having kids is one of the few objective goals in existing
>You must breed like bacteria user, it's the only way!

thank you friends

>There must be some other objective purpose to life other than what every species on this planet attempts to do before they die!

Nothing happened in this shitty show. You tricked me again, Yea Forums. F U.

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>living the dream

>Season 1 opening: dead body posed up and clearly post-big-event interviews with the two main characters where they characterize them and give the exposition

>Season 2 opening: father trying to cheerup his rotund ginger kid, vince vaughn being dull, rachel mcadams being a whore, rachel mcadams arguing with her sister, 45 minutes into the episode before it becomes clear what the season is even going to really be about

How do you drop the ball in the first 10 minutes that fucking hard

true, I'm 29 and all that's left is single moms with black kids or busted roasties that just spent the last decade doing drugs and getting fucked, the dream is dead.
I'm going to become like Roland and I'm fine with it.

mid 30s

Happy birthday user

mainly HBO's fault. TD s1 was a huge hit so they forced Nico to write a new season in the speed of light, and also forced him to double the characters so they could cast more big names this time around.

I'm 21 boys should I marry as fast as possible?

Don't rush it, that could end up as a worse kind of hell.

no, that's retarded.

Past a certain age, you realize dating younger is always the better option

40

Think it's late 40s.

Its around mid 30s. Even at 30 you can find a wife, start a family, but at 35 people start to wonder what's 'wrong' with you
Personally don't want children myself because I think the world won't be in a great place in ~30 years so

just band girls that are like 15 years younger than you. problem solved.

past a certain age you realize paying hookers is a better option than dating

I don't watch the bleed black dick show. What's the context of this quote anyway?
>A guy without a family has less leverage because he's the only one affected if you fire his ass
seems to be the obvious meaning but I could be wrong.

For an actual answer, probably late 20s. If you aren't at least married by that point you're fucked

>>A guy without a family has less leverage because he's the only one affected if you fire his ass
that's why you lie you are single because you take care for your sick parent.
No way to check it (they won't invite him for company party like they would do with fake wife)
Also explains why you are single(because you have no time for dating bla bla).
t.38 year single whoremonger

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based retard

at some point during your 25th year, your frontal lobe finishes developing. so at 26 or 27 you really ought to get your shit squared away. ideally you already would prior to that but times have changed.

at that boomer time sure
today under 40 is considered young

33, women my age are hideous or have shitty personalities and I'm against ending with a zoomer wife, which is more than likely be into shitty ideologies like SJW and 4th wave feminism.

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Checked and this

this is why I'm for people marrying their high school sweetheart.

fuck you

Fuck off and die faggot.

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???

25's the new 18

merry christmas cumstain

>dead end carrier
well you should try cricket or carriers, user

>Personally don’t want children myself because I think the world won’t be a great place in ~ 30 years so
Unless you already have a wife and you two have come to that conclusion together you know that’s a fucking cop out

Pretty sure 40+. I know a guy who legit hit late 30s and SCRAMBLED to get married/buy expensive house/start popping out kids before he "reached the deadline." The rest of us have a pool going on how long it'll actually last.

Don't let TV shows get inside your head, kids.

tfw your comment is how my life is

Ah a gentleman of leisure and good taste.

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Then more power to you user. Not having kids saves you an insane amount of money

>only has 2 houses
>no mistress to cheat on wife with
>no mistress to cheat on mistress with
>older then 15

Haha, get a load of this loser!

Who cares, he was full of shit as the show made clear

Happy birthday!

based

unironically 30

Yeah, if you live in the suburbs and inside the frame of the suburbanites surrounding you and not your own, maybe.

Both single 45+ childless people I know are fucking pathetic. They aren't "cool wine aunties" or "international playboys" like they imagine they would be when they got old. They are lonely lonely people with nothing to live for. They wasted their good years away chasing hedonistic bullshit short term highs.

Slowly all their friends they used to hang out with disappear because they have their own lives and families and they are just left there alone not having a place in this new section of life.

I know this because they both talked to me about unsolicitedly.

7 wars survived, 100 confirmed kills, 3 houses, 3 marriages and six figures salary by 17 ( if you are born disadvantaged)

user I want you to know that traps amd ladyboys are gay. You are gay.

what I don't get is why there's only really two camps
>married with kids (or divorced with them)
>single, childless
people can get married and not have kids. or have a long term steady relationship without children. I get that many think marriage without children is pointless but it's strange that many childless people don't want to get married. maybe that's a more of thing for gen x? it's good to have some love and companionship even without the kids.

Dude you're legit retarded. Do you know how hard it is for a 40+ woman to get children?

Men marry younger women all the time?

>. I get that many think marriage without children is pointless but it's strange that many childless people don't want to get married

It's that a lot of relationships tend to fade over time unless there's a common bond that doesn't fade over time. That common bond/interest is kids.

I don't know if i'm just jaded as fuck but the whole "bro you HAVE to get married" is a huge fucking honeypot

You are lured by a pretty women you have feelings to in a marriage where you supposed to live happily ever after as the society and mass media tells you, but your wife eventually stops caring about herself or either of you loses their feelings towards each other, you get a kid that handcuffs you to your wife (and there is always a risk of that kid not being yours, because the women can easily cheat on you and have fun raising your wife's son and not knowing it) and starts demanding more and more money poured in them (honey, our baby needs a bigger house, a better bed, good clothes and other stuff) while you slave away at your job and use most of your money not on yourself, but on your wife and kid.

And if some shit happens, if you get tired of it, you can't even bail out, the divorse, and alimony will suck you dry
And i'm not even talking about the horrors of actually raising your kid

Fuck marriage

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People should want to get married. I don't understand the guys that do get married and the entire build up to tying the knot, they're complaining about real or perceived future loss of freedom or happiness. THEN DON'T GET MARRIED DINGUS wtf

If you know it's not for you after you've been as objective as possible then power to you.

33...roughly

s2 is pure kino you turbopleb

There is not really a choice. If you don't marry you have to pay in social consequences.

Watching it now and that's how I know you're lying.

brainlet

>based roastie thinking 40+ women are an option

>twice as many characters as S1
>scattered, unfocused narrative
>feels like generic detective story
>case is unexciting, barely care what they are trying to get to the bottom of
The characters themselves are decent and that's about all the show has going for it. Feels like a typical bland HBO show. Thank God season 3 happened.

The "certain age" has been discovered by Yea Forums

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I got through six episodes of it and gave up. Its pathetically stupid, boring, uninspired and intentionally convoluted and disjointed.

>closet gay cop is riding motorcycle in most dangerous manner possible
>crashes at a high speed
>terrible disgusting rapid cut
>he simply steps off the bike
>traveling at least 40 mph and all he has to do is just step off
>no injuries
>nothing
>but no that isnt stupid enough
>OH NO NO NO
>well I just so happened to crash right in front of a park...
>and the body of the guy we have been looking for happens to be sitting on a park bench in this very park!
>in the exact place I crashed!
>what a coincidence!
>no one else noticed this!
>one of the main characters just happened to fucking stumble upon it!

Just disgusting. So lazy, stupid, in your face terrible writing, and they OPEN THE FUCKING SEASON with it. If you like season 2 you are a genuine fucking brainlet with no taste. You are a shit eating mongoloid retard masquerading as a midwit because you /think/ you “understand” what S2 is trying to do, when in reality S2 is in your face trash from the get go and keeps you distracted from this by being all over the place.

Just three more years until the point of no return
Time to plan my suicide in advance

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Past a certain age a man getting angry at another man mowing his lawn can be a bad thing

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Why curse me? I’m turning 23 in one month and I’ve got nothing to show

If you've got a hot wife why would you bang the children too?

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If you werent a multi billionaire as a sperm in your dads nutsack you might as well just give up on life