Tee hee, let's take his virginity as a joke!

I was actually 14

>Closest thing to a cuny thread
I'm disappointed

It was actually a dude

Nah just a fat redneck lady

How fat? Post a comparison pic

this movie might of been referencing to it but there was girl band in the 80's that made a fan jerk off in front of them and it was filmed. I can't find it anywhere.

I'm a virgin, and I don't subscribe to the "your first time should be special" thing, but I do think my first time should be with someone I care about. I don't want my first experience to be with some STD riddled whore I found on tinder.
I hear stories all the time on here of people whose whole sexuality was basically defined by one early relationship, and I don't want to be stuck comparing every sexual encounter to some stranger whose name I won't even remember.

>I don't subscribe to the "your first time should be special" thing,
>I do think my first time should be with someone I care about
Pick one

I think that I would like to know someone well, and for them to know me well, before having sex with them.
But I am aware that my first time is unlikely to be memorable for any reason other than the fact that it was my first. I know it's not going to be particularly good for either party.

don't rush, but don't retreat from shit either. It should be special desu, doesn't have to be with your perfect 10/10 wife material girl but someone who gives a shit about you and you give a shit about yourself is ideal. just don't fuck up like me and let her do all the work in dating, if things end later on you'll be just as clueless about initiating things as you were when you were still a virgin.

>tfw even if I got with 3 girls they'd all laugh and mock me because i'm a dicklet

kill me

Have you seen Lolita?

I was actually 80

Sex SHOULD be special and with someone you care about. I'm not even religious, but this idea that tinder sex isn't degenerate is awful. I can understand having semi-casual sex with a female friend you like, but meeting some random tinder skank for the sole purpose of fucking is disgusting.

I was actually my dad

I don’t remember a gangbang in Lolita

It was actually just a dream

It was actually at Burger King

the only thing that matters is safety, the more you regulate, control, shame, or try to control other people (and really, they the fuck do you even care?) the worse it gets, they up doing it anyway but being less careful and being sneaky and shady, which causes other problems. They fuck strangers without condoms because they're so fucking afraid of someone 'finding out' , especially their moms or wives or girlfriends or whatever.

The only real solution is legal protection, discretion laws (most hotels, for example, won't admit you're at the hotel even if your mother/girlfriend shows up to ask questions - more like this only enforced confidentiality laws) and shame free sex education.

And if people wanna do weird creepy shit, just make sure it's not public flaunting or obviously dangerous and it should be legal.

EGGS A LA DANNY THOMAS

>someone who gives a shit about you and you give a shit about yourself
>and you give a shit about yourself
I'm doomed.

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It doesn't have to be "special" or even someone who's really special to you or that you really care about. It shouldn't be some crack whore, fatty, or someone with no standards that you get with though. It should just be someone you're actually attracted to and want to have sex with.

You can do whatever you want to. I'm not saying you legally shouldn't be allowed to do it.

That however doesn't mean I subscribe to this clown world notion where I'm supposed to glorify this type of behavior. It's not a good thing. Parents shouldn't teach that this shit is normal/good to their children. Just because something is legal (and rightfully so) doesn't mean we have to keep sliding down this progressive slide like it's a good thing. It takes something from your proverbial soul to be this hedonistic.

Is he legal?

Why are tighty whities so cute?

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nah i meant you give a shit about the other person. when i lost mine i had pretty low self esteem and would be pretty self deprecating. the reason i was still able to attract someone was because (1) i was in college studying something i really loved and cared about, thus giving me a sense of purpose which made me more attractive and (2) i'm at least an 8/10 according to everyone i've ever asked, including anonymous strangers on the internet. this definitely played a role but i honestly think the first thing is what made another human being want to actually sleep with me.

TLDR: have a sense of purpose and don't fuck someone you don't care about.

I love when you can see the shapes of a guy's butt and package like that

I know exactly what you mean.

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Maybe some day. I need to improve myself a lot and actually make a friend or two first. I work full time, so I'm not totally pathetic, but the rest of my life is infantile and embarrassing to put it lightly.

It was actually a greentext story I wrote on Yea Forums for epic wins

Based
I wish something like this would happen at my school
Briefs and boxer briefs >>>>>>>> boxers

Actually I have seen guys wearing only underwear or short shorts at my school

>tfw you saw the gay kid in gym hide in the back hoping no one saw that he wore briefs

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I feel like he probably could've gotten expelled for that

hmmm not sure I understand what you mean here
might need more photographic evidence

i mean take things at your own pace but don't put imaginary road blocks in your head. I always wanted to be really fit and ripped before getting in a relationship and then just fell into my lap. I could've made up excuses to not lose my v card but i just let go of things and allowed myself to experience shit and i didn't regret it. i can see an alternate reality of my life where i let myself get caught up in all the reasons why i didn't deserve to fuck and ended up bitter and alone. I mean i'm still alone right now but at least i'm not bitter about anything. you can fuck if you want to dude, i promise you you're good enough. just use your discretion.

Sounds like the Go-Go's i'm pretty sure.

Do guys wear underpants like this because they prefer it or because they only wear what mom bought them? So disappointing.

>they only wear what mom bought them
That was me until my first gf liked boxer-briefs, and I've been wearing those since

I used to wear them only when I was pulling for boys but then I got a gf and she said she liked seeing me in them too

Because boxer briefs actually look fucking ridiculous but nobody has caught on yet, and boxers are the least comfortable option.

Seriously, regular briefs are objectively the best.

If you like your package compressed.

They're comfy and give the most leeway and breathability from what I heard.
Boxer briefs are the most stylish though.
It's like comparing it to traditional panty to a bikini panty, and we all know what guys like more between the two.

I don’t think you’ll ever have to worry about it.

Because my guy tom cruise in risky business

This thread is gay af

>I don't want to be stuck comparing every sexual encounter to some stranger whose name I won't even remember.
Eventually you don't compare with your first time, but with the best time, which usually isn't your first time.

They're looser than boxer briefs moron.

it would be super gay

AHHHHHH WHY CAN'T I HAVE A BOYFRIEND THIS CUTE

What is cute about him?

Seriously asking for future notes.

Wrong Lolita

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Did they all get knocked up?

I think this dude is especially cute because of how embarrassed he is desu

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Why are the other guys just letting him take it?

When I was about that age I had two girls try to pull my pants down in a moonbounce in my backyard. Don't remember why there was a moonbounce in the backyard, or why they were even at my house. Like 10 years later the dad got arrested for molesting them

>Imagine if the genders were reversed
3 poles 3 holes

I remember watching this scene as a young horny early high school virgin and feeling a jealousy so immense that it made my entire body feel weird

>seething this hard over chadnon talking about his epic sex life

Because you can't hit girls.

My buddies Aunt was in that band.

Not hit, just stand in front of them since the guy clearly is uncomfortable.

Is there anything hotter than knocking up multiple women at the same time? I'd have thought that'd be a whole sub genre.

Rorschach had a hard life.

Boxer briefs are infinitely more aesthetic than essentially just wearing pyjama bottoms under your trousers.

Unless you're fat.

t. virgin

Jesus Christ. When I was 7 the girls would kick and push me to their toilet and lock the door from the outside laughing at me constantly. Some time later i pushed one of them to the ground and she complained to the teacher saying "He broke my neck", after which I got reprimanded. Great times

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Unf, delicious boy

>not breaking her hymen instead

When I was a kid, don't recall the age but I was around 8 or 9, I was in the bed with two my neighbors that were both sisters (one of them was a year older and the other was 4-5 years older) and both of them put my hand on their crotch and we were just lying on the bed for about half an hour or so next to one another, but alas that's the furthest I got with them.

>haha girls, am i cute enough for you to take my virginity?

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Remember kids, burger diet is bad for you.

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maybe he was doing an art degree and later they all just sat around and pondered the motivations behind such an action

I liked this movie

The other guys are probably filming and waiting for him to try to fight back so they can come in and pummel the shit out of him for daring to hit a girl.
t. expert on bully tactics

This is the quintissential roastie movie. It inspired millions of loose vaginas worldwide to go forth.

For some reason in high school for the first year or 2 (about age 12) all the girls used to grab my fat arse all the time. I pretended to hate it and they did it more. Unfortunately that was about the limit of my experience with women.

legacy of kain

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I'm actually the middle aged fat redneck lady