This is Jonesy, last survivor of the Nostromo, meowing off

Let's go over the the pussy situation...

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Jonesy was really fucking unpleasant.
I have no idea why my manjaw-fu would risk anything for that piece of shit.

If you're receiving this message,know that help is on the way.
This is commander cuddle-butt, meowing off.

What happens if you facehugger a cat?

I forgot, Joensy died due to cryo chamber error right? Like Newt?

based and yesyouarepilled.

a small cat grows out of the facehugger

Probably pretty much what happened with the dog in the third movie.

Redpill: Newt and Jonesy never died. They escaped and started their own spinoff adventure.

He didn't go on Ripley's adventure. He lived out the rest of his days peacefully on Gateway Station.

no he's not Jonesy is fine don't you dare

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>not "the catnip situation"

No, Ripley left him behind when she went back to the planet in Aliens.

Does the smol cat hug the hugger?

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Do you think the cat is playing with automatic doors?

AHHHH!

Yes

my dick is so hard right now

Why would you have a cat on a spaceship? Cat hair gets everywhere, it would be so fucking annoying.

To catch space mice, idiot

jonesy is based, i can't await to see that spin off

digitalspy.com/movies/a868849/jonesy-cat-alien-spin-off/

>What happens if you facehugger a cat?
End of Things

They have magic electrostatic vacuums in the future that clean up cat hair, and who wouldn't want a companion on a long space voyage?

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>what happens if you facehugger a cat
What happens if you facehugger a pusy

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where can i watch this

Hey there admiral paw-paw,what do you got there?
Is that a present for me?
OH DEAR GOD!

Like anybody here would know.

check /d/ or /aco/ from time to time
facehugger is pretty common theme there

this is relevant enough to post this

youtube.com/watch?v=Lh8W2UOIo6Y

I'm speaking metaphorically here, I'm the facehugger in this situation

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DUMB

SHIT

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What about those hallways that have the lights that turn on as you walk through them,dies the kitty goof around with those?

Miniature giant space mice or just regular space mice?

You get a xenomorph that will ignore you once you pay attention to it.

Absolutely

>You get a xenomorph that will ignore you once you pay attention to it.
So, a woman?