Love Death + Robots

You don't love Christ. You're a larping piece of shit incel.

>being too stupid to understand that Sonnie didn’t even give a shit about being raped, she had to fight because she was the monster
She literally says that she doesn’t like that being raped is all people see when they look at her.
>THE MEAN ROBOT SAID THAT WE CAME FROM SOUP!!!
you are a faggot. You have a huge victim complex and you need to grow up. Honestly wouldn’t be suprised if you’re a false flagging discord tranny
1/10

2/10

3/10
>sucker of souls
4/10
>alternate histories
>the dump
>the witness
5/10
>helping hand
>when the yogurt took over
>suits
6/10
>three robots
7/10
>sonnie’s edge
>ice age
8/10
>blindspot
>fish night
>lucky 13
9/10
>beyond the aquila rift
>good hunting
>shape-shifters
>the secret war
10/10
>zima blue

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Honestly three robots was just kind of boring, it’s 4/10, 5/10 at best

Watch for the kino Good Hunting with hidden political message

you rank the witness that low? i really enjoyed it simply because unlike the others it wasnt trying to tell some hacky story that would fall flat anyways, it was just a neat visual trip

FPBP

I thought it was fun. A nice change of pace from the rest of the edge
Objectively I agree that it had great visuals, but I didn’t think the twist was that great, nor did I enjoy the specialization that seemed to be a bit too much for me. But I can definitely see why a lot of people like it

It just wasn’t very entertaining.

Had a lot of bush.

Ice Age was comfy. Lucky 13 was good too. Why is your taste so retarded?

The whole thing just seems like an excuse to say fuck and show boobies in cartoons.

who /stuck on the witness because they can't stop needing to jack off every time the chick shows up/ here

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No I meant three bots

Well that had a lot of vegetation

Oh. Yeah, that bush was amazing.

Do you need more of a reason? That's why Heavy Metal existed.

>Khanivore
>Turboraptor

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lol stay mad

The robot then wore a "Jesus saves" baseball cap ironically. This narrative was intended as a mockery of the salvation offered by Jesus and blasphemy against the Christian God.

I love Asian bush.

>MEAN RED HAT!
>MEAN RED HAT!

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>being too stupid to understand that Sonnie didn’t even give a shit about being raped, she had to fight because she was the monster
>She literally says that she doesn’t like that being raped is all people see when they look at her.
I understood all that perfectly. What I'm talking about is the "ugh fucking MEN" line and the all that shit.

They are robots and don't understand shit about humanity.

But the kitty was super cute

I'm sorry that I don't enjoy paying for the industrialized production of corporate propaganda that insults my God and misleads people with false political narratives, where doing so is seemingly a matter of corporate policy given that every work this company puts out contains the same. Frankly what bothers me most is how repetitive and unimaginative it is.

Have Sex

The writers of the short understood what they were saying. They were sending a message. They did so deliberately.

believe in Jesus

If one line stops you from enjoying giant monster cockfightkino, I don’t know what to say man
Ah bloo bloo. Let me guess, John Lennon was a satanist too right?

I have an android fetish now

How did you not have one already with Haydee and Toobie?

>I’m done wearing your leash

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why did samwise turn into a werewolf

he he, ye man. rape ain real, innit?

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>dog soldiers for zoomers

>If one line stops you from enjoying giant monster cockfightkino, I don’t know what to say man
It isn't the line. It's the implicit assumptions behind that line and the ideology it's meant to convey, including a male being presented as the antagonist simply for being a white man in a business suit. I don't care if the filmmakers are man-hating feminists, but do they have to break realism by shoehorning in their lies and portraying human interaction in an unconvincing, inauthentic way?
>Ah bloo bloo. Let me guess, John Lennon was a satanist too right?
John Lennon was just a faggot.

ice age was shit, terrible pacing, cringy dialog, only redeeming part was MEW

>unironically complaining about "blaspheming Christ" on Yea Forums

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The robots don't even understand their own origins.

Are you aware that meaning can exist on multiple levels? Do you know what subtext or irony are? Do you really believe that fictional characters are real and are the people who think up their own lines?

Her ass looked amazing in that shot where all the lights were flying out of the freezer. I would have flown straight into that primo pooper.

>a christfag boomer wandered over from /pol/
go read some Q posts boomerpede

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Any anons who put Sonnie's Edge higher than The Witness should be fucking shot, these cunts think muh rape survivor feminist is a better story than a predictable loop story. Fuck them.

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It can take place anywhere in the real world, inside or outside, or in front of a computer.

also the suits episode was comfy, yeah it's not one of the best stories but still comfy

>nuboi reddittor doesn't lurk for the mandatory 6 months - 1 year before making an uninformed post.

Roleplaying online is online roleplaying not larping.

Yes I am. In one scene they mock the idea of God, and in the next scene, the one robot refuses to believe he is descended from a video game console

Which is another aspect of the anti-Christian message.

Isn’t there an episode about a demon?

That seems fairly religious

what would you do in this situation brehs

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>Fucking Maurice Lamarche

YES!

Sucker of Souls would've been alright (had a cool 2D style like Studio Ghibli and the horror aesthetics are nice) but that """"Gary"""" dyke and the comedic parts fucking ruined it overall.

But in the end, the kitties take over, so it's all good.

I don’t find any of this sexually appealing at all :(

Sorry vampires

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It had no plot. No point whatsoever.

is it just me or does that pimp remind me of that ugly fucker in the Fifth element?

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Right after that, the hot girl gets naked and writhes on the stage while the two girls in plastic both work the dude's cock.

honestly zima blue was the best

>black man gladly returns to mindless slavery
KINO

Yeah I saw it. I thought the whole latex thing was creepy and I didn’t like the bush

It's both. A furry larps as a dog, walks around in a suit. Goes online and still pretends to be a dog, still a larper.

what about bushkino
i.4cdn.org/gif/1552796729559.webm

His creator was more like a mother, that's why he made his human form look black, to relate more to her. It's more about finding happiness in life.

What does the robot ladies cap say in episode 2?

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none of that nigger shit was in the novel

Why are most of these episodes based on short stories? I want to read the short stories myself and see if they actually followed them or put in their own bullshit agenda and ideologies. Cause I know Netflix is all over that shit.

*tips fedora

>muh race
Brainlet detected.

there's a lot of unnecessary dick in this show.

There wasn't nearly enough. Good amount of tits though.

>watching
>first episode was okay, the twist was obvious but still well executed/delivered
>second episode was genius until the twist
>third was well executed and I often forgot it was CGI, even if story was weak
>fourth episode is literally minor adjustments to a bad starcraft fanfiction

this shit is all fucking over the goddamn place, seriously what in the fuck

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I have a feeling we're going to start seeing a lot more of these shows with 11 minute episodes because everyone has ADHD now.

Farmers one and zima blue are one of the best, beyond the rift was very good when it turned into horror, the hitler one and the 13 ship sucked, I hate that chick from orange is the new black so much

>everyone
Nope. Just the millennials and zoomers.

>I hate that chick from orange is the new black so much
She always sounds like she's whining.

>episode five is darkest dungeon fanfiction

okay this isn't all over the place, its got three decent episodes then 15 shitty episodes

Welcome to anthologies? Every story is going to be different because it's different writers and staff. You watch and enjoy and hope you get some good ones.

Also, Beyond the Aquila Rift is really making me think that soon we could replace actors entirely do all this shit fully CG.

all these feel like is failed pitches and half-baked fanfiction. This isn't an anthology, its a catalogue of failure.

so in beyond the aquila rift when spiderfu woke up the one chick and fought with her did she end up doing that all irl, too?

The last one has better cg. It was also better than the mocap uncanny valley nightmare of the 13 ship one. I think cg works best when the people are still cartoony in some way so it still looks realistic yet it doesn’t want to be real

why dont they ever denounce islam? really makes you think.

That’s what I thought

Based Christ bro

That's what animation anthologies usually are. Amazing Nuts, Neo-Tokyo, Robot Carnival, and more.

Because everyone is born and raised in judeo Christian values and are exposed mostly to these two religions through their lives until 9/11 so Islam isn’t the first target that comes to mind simply due to our own experiences

Ok dude

I like how you named the shittiest anthologies ever made.

Maybe the mind control doesn't work on everyone in the same way. I'm just concerned about what she is feeding him to keep him alive.

>suits

Why did they animate this on seconds? That only works when it's 3d assets interacting with traditionally hand drawn animation. It just looks like garbage when everything is 3d.

There's also Memories and AniMatrix.

knowing the director's persona it wouldn't surprise me if this is based off of a place he visits in Madrid

why do so many people think good hunting is good? am i just being trolled by shills? there's nothing interesting about it aside from a few concepts that werent fleshed out very well.

No, it's because Jews control the entertainment industry, and Jews recognize Islam as a useful weapon in their war against Christ.

>Robot Carnival
Holy jesus fuck I only ever saw that once in the early early 90s on science fiction channel's saturday anime.

God the first one almost turned me off entirely, but there were some select episodes that were especially great for me. At least the animations were all pretty to watch.
>Zima Blue
>Good Hunting
>Beyond the Aquila Rift
>Lucky Thirteen
>The Witness

they were obviously going for the blizzard look. maybe even was footage from some gay ass starcraft farmville moba they canned or some shit.

>war against Christ
>A religion where people worship a powerful jew
hmm

>episode six is fanfiction of the 1985 b-moive, The Stuff

WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING JESUS MOTHERFUCKING FUCK

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While I agree that Jews control the industry, if you spent 5 min talking to a fedora tipping atheist you know they always go for Christianity first. It’s due to our experiences also, both arguments can be true

That one was still my favorite desu, I love the transformations

>no love for blindspot
smells like zoomer in here

Yogurt one was kino. MEW’s fat ass was also great

Snowflake.

The intense and dramatic quality falloff after episode 3 has probably prevented literally anyone from seeing episode 15.

Nothing was at stake, so it didn't matter.

which one was blindspot again?

Shapeshifters and Good Hunting were pretty intense and dramatic tho

Jews hate Jesus. Jews are descended from Pharisees, people who crucified Christ. Jews hate Jesus more than they hate Hitler. In Israel school kids don't even use the + sign in math class because it looks too much like a cross. Israel gives ethnic Jews who have apostatize from Judaism and espouse atheism and openly blaspheme the Jewish God the right of return to claim Israeli citizenship, but ethnic Jews who have converted to Christianity lose that right.

Blindspot would be ok as series, the road cyborg bandits

the 90s anime throwback heist one

nigga I've just finished episode six and if not for sunk (data) cost I would never fucking continue because holy fuck episodes four, five, and six were goddamn fucking awful.

Fedora-tipping atheists are nothing but shabbos goy golems.

oh i didnt like it. would probably make a good kids cartoon though along with suits.

Programmed by mass media such as this series.

Also kike came from the circle analphabet Jews used to sign their name as instead of an X because it could be interpreted as a cross. Kike is short for kikel, which means little circle. Now imagine unironically being offended that someone called you the name of something your ancestors did to sign their name as because they are proud of who they are and what they believe in

suits was starcraft fanfiction, so it is to say it already is a children's cartoon.

Every second of that episode I could not stop thinking
>That's a zerglin lester, smaller type o' zerg

wtf its true. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plus_and_minus_signs#Alternative_plus_sign

The episodes are based on existing short stories, several are decades old.

>I love you, sarge

She woke up the chick a long time ago, and tried waking up the dude lot's of times by the look of him. Every time we wanted to see the truth and she knew how he'll react cause she tried for years

They also changed the name of one of the horsemen of the apocalypse in some translations. It’s supposed to be conquest but it was changed to pestilence because it’s something Jesus related

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Animator_Expo
Twice as many episodes.

>when the major plot device is literally an ultralisk busting in

Fuck, why can’t script writers write something new instead of adaptations, now they make me want to read the originals because I know Netflix sucks at everything

I think you mean boss wave

>eh?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love,_Death_&_Robots

Here's what they are based on.

...shut up

tower defense games were popuarlized by starcraft custom maps, so, yea, the boss wave was an ultralisk or 50.

No, you.

>implying ADHD isn't the next step in human evolution

Reading through all this I can't tell if anyone really agrees on one episode being good.

ADHD is simply the neuroplastic response to aggressive marketing.

most people seem to like zima blue, good hunting, and beyond the aquila rift

I didn't think suits was awful, I liked the video game style to it and the mechs looked objectively great

I watched three different episodes and they were all reddit as fuck so I dropped it.

de-evolution, you mean. Not being able to concentrate is a disability, not a superpower.

Wow, the Reboot reboot is fucked up

I was mostly, I guess, triggered, by the fact I could tell it was fanfiction of a 21 year old video game.

it's a netflix show; reddit shit is the free space on the netflix bingo card

Hmm could it be time to resubscribe to netflix after their child drag queen show?
Nope

Just pull the torrent.

>disliking bush
>being ultra mega gay
pick two

I like sci fi trash usually, can I get a quick rundown instead of googling?

needs more cuts and color filters; I can still sort of tell what's going on

I want to FUCK The Witness!!!

can i get a quick bj first

nigga you a furry or something?

How flexible is your spine? Do you have a big ol gut?

... uh, read the thread?

Which one, or both?

Animation is seriously top notch

I disconnected from my banned VPN I was gonna torrent with just to say
Fuck you, fuck netflix, fuck jannies

what?

also reported for posting from a VPN

>SHE'S TRAPPED IN THIS HALF FORM

... a fox is fine too

All of the CG ones were mocapped.

some clearly were, some clearly weren't. Its mixed. Hell, some of the 2D stuff was clearly rotoscopped as well.

All this show did was made me order Beyond the Aquila Rift on Amazon

I just watched the Alternate Histories episode and it was literally, LITERALLY the most reddit piece of media I have ever seen.

kek

they drop the redpill pretty hard about how he needed to live to prevent global tyranny

>not just downloading it
wew

I couldn't tell what good hunting was ripping off, but the dump is clearly gravity falls fanfiction.

>written in 1981
>gravity falls fanfiction
LOL OK

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maybe it was the other way then. its not like disney is above theft. Either way, you can tell the reason these shorts aren't their own movies/series is because they were all close-but-not-quite to something that was vastly successful later or straight fanfiction.

give this user an egalitarian distribution of the themes, this is theme misrepresentation!
>This narrative was intended as a mockery of the salvation offered by Jesus and blasphemy against the Christian God.
yeah yeah, I just love some imaginary friend believer anons triggered by this.
People cant get a fucking joke these days without being offended, fuck them
>Calling Ruby Rod ugly
bruh
>this shit is all fucking over the goddamn place, seriously what in the fuck
Look at this illiterate user, look at him and laugh
Thats expected user, get out of the cave and watch other things once in a while
>Japan_Animator_Expo
sadly 99.9% of people know about that because of THAT short

Is there a term for autism flareups?

Wow that mayor had a huge cock wtf

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If yall enjoyed Lucky Thirteen its an adaptation of a shortstory in the Frontlines series by Marko Kloos, which is some kickass military sci fi. Just informing ya.

women always think cock size is proportional to body size

._.

>i don't trust anything that bleeds that much and doesn't die
>no one says "oh, so you're a homosexual" or something to that effect
>instead, the werewolfs just talk about how great they are

Man, what in the fuck.

Why did they make all the English people ugly lmao

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historical accuracy?

... have you been there? Fuckers are ugly as sin.

>episode ten
>literally just gay furryporn

I'm one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break

>episode 11
>its just planetes

oh my jesus fuck

Can anybody post the sexy furry shit with foxtits and more form this gayflix flick on /gif/?

>no mention of zima blue

any opinion you offer about any topic from now until eternity is void

its not sexy, its gayfur porn without the porn.

zima blue has literally the worst artstyle ever animated.

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>the cyber-nigger gets ready to drop that it was originally a pool robot
>literally can not stop laughing for five solid minutes

if it wasn't being so dead serious it wouldn't be nearly as utterly ridiculous

>hating on the batman beyond style

Its batman beyond as imagined by andrew dobson.

only watch the Yogurt and Zima Blue episodes

the rest are trash

Watched 4 episodes, show kicks ass

Doesn't have inflation though.

The story is literally a pool robot being inflated until it believes it is a man.

>second episode is blaspheming Christ
/pol/tards larping as Christians is my favourite meme

You think /pol/ is sufficiently intelligent to be atheist at this point?

wwyd

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>sufficiently intelligent to be atheist
Atheists are as stupid and cult driven as everyone else

>werewolf rips off his dog tags and throws them on the ground
>places his friends dog tags on his grave
make up your mind

12
>man gets eaten by ghost shark in ghost ocean in death valley
13
>space above and beyond fanfic
14
>inability as style: the animation
15
>fortnite fanfic
16
>oh look its that twilight zone episode again for the fiftieth time
17
>the least imaginative alternate history story possible

The yogurt episode is based on true events involving quantum foam

>Beyond the Aquila Rift
it literally has endless rewatchable value.

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He is attractive as well. My bisexual side is content

This is fucked up but real, people seeing forced leftism everywhere and not enjoying anything, and people seeing extreme conservative thing where there none and making a fuss.

this with with quality creeping where after watching something of higher quality, you stop enjoying things of lesser quality you would enjoy before.

also idea stagnation, since there so much you can do before you start repeating everything.

it makes a depressing world.

>you're in some sub-dimensional hellscape
>you're literally stuck here

I'd only be upset if all I could do was look at all the wacky shit and never elevate myself beyond my previous fleshly limitations. But every protagonist is always reduced to a gibbering mess or decides the lie is better.

>see/experience something utterly fantastic
>B-B-BUT WHY AREN'T YOU SATISFIED WITH BARELY PASSABLE MEDIOCRITY ANYMORE???

... uh

I can't tell if episode 18 is stalker fanfiction or metro 2033 fanfiction.

oh wait, its russian doom/wolfenstein. fan-fucking-tastic.

Try to fuck it

would desu

considering how much kindness it showed I'd try understand what the fuck is going on and it's story.
then I'd fuck it

the actual lesson of love, death, and robots is there's infinite different potential variations on every popular/successful story that has ever achieved success. But they aren't told because people don't actually want endless variations on themes. That people were only interested in those successful stories because the stories were unlike what they had seen previously.

Also "gather ye acorns" is the best story ever told in an anthology piece.

if you manage to go at it like a ladder you can manage to to have that experience a great number of times, if you skip too much you only will have that experience a fell times.

i had that experience as a teen with harry potter, now days it would be only a shitty book.

harry potter was always a shitty book

LDR threads have been pretty comfy, I wonder if they'll end up doing a season 2, Twitter makes it seems most people except CalArt Feminists love it.

Also Shapeshifters best episode

fuck your gayfur bullshit

>Shapeshifters
Literally worst episode

What

It's my favourite, due to being the only one with female full frontal nudity (shaved)

To much penis and not enough vagina

I liked the sexy robot body.

I wish we got a glimpse of his dick, that would have made the sex scene perfect.

didnt the witness have that too
also aquila if you include the spider

are we supposed to like the old man in the dump? hes a straight up villain

Every single one of these episodes could have been a Netflix series or film in and of itself

It leads me to ask wtf is netflix doing? Why does the only stuff to get greenlit have to be uninteresting lefty garbage?

Planetes was about people who collected space debris, while the short was about a manteinance astronaut.
Come on man, you are doing Planetes a disservice.
Zima blue was talked about extensively in the other thread, in this tread OP is a whiny pussy that tries to trigger everyone.
Totally subjective
man, you are just a thick skulled fuck.
Its about retuning to your own roots (among other things), geez
while true that some atheists are as annoying as some zealots, yopu dont dare classifying all of us as such.
Stalker and Metro are post apocalyptic, Russia vs ghouls era is WWII
where the fuck is the gayfur?
werewolves? the chinese magical steampunked cyborg creature? either way, you dont know shit, you are just seeing things that they dont exist. I tend to believe you are almost projecting.

suits was comfy

>yopu dont dare classifying all of us as such.
you can't classify all religious types as zealots in the same way, I'm catholic but only a tiny bit, I think holy texts can give advice on how to be a better person but ultimately they are just stories.
The people who get offended about a robot wearing a jesus hat can fuck right off the edge of my dick.

so is this 17 pilots of anime pitched to netflix &they gonna make series out of the top ones

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>that last episode
Made me wish for a Wolfenstein version of it now.

How did they animate the witness? Was it drawn on top of live action camera work ? Either way it looked stunning.

>Zima blue
oh yes, a hyper intelligent robot chooses to be a nigger. so brave.

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netflix dont make anime themselves, just give the japanese studios money for exclusive streaming rights then slap "netflix original" on it anyway

I hope it gets a second season, sci fi liquid television is great.

looked like a filter with some extra animation effects thrown on top, also that they edited the faces a bit.

>you can't classify all religious types as zealots in the same way
I didnt, the other user I replied to generalize all atheists.
Some believers are fun to hang with, some believers are cool, some are respectful and some are the fucking plague.
Have you ever watched anime or anime compilations / anthologies?
Some of the shorts in LD&R are heavily influenced by anime,
There are frames in the strep scene that need to pay more attention, because some look like it were a real girl.
Well if you want russkies vs monsters, some user mentioned games like Stalker and Metro, but those are postapocalyptic. Not that a wolfesntein vs creatures were a bad idea, but they need to make it really well for not to be confused with, lets say, some kind of retro-doom

>A robot that knows its creator was human, and that the robot is infinitely better than its creator, doesn't believe in god

That particular robot is also portrayed as a vapid cunt. Your conclusions are so surface level and brainlet. Look beneath the surface you mong.

Having now watched all of them the only ones that really stood out to me were the Aquila rift one, and the Chinese one with the fox shapeshifter things

>I didnt, the other user I replied to generalize all atheists.
sorry friend I guess I did generalize didn't I.
my bad.

Nothing wrong with that.

and when the navigator girl gets injected with that shit and passes out

i felt an old Lost Planet vibe from that short

I thought Zima Blue was a bit retarded, granted it looked fantastic but the fact that the hyper intelligent robot that progressed to the point of being seen as human, only to turn back into a fucking pool skimmer that really upset me on how illogical it was, why not make new children to experience that, or make a new fucking pool bot.

If you want true peace you have to make the ultimate sacrifice, and forgo your sentience. Which ultimately means you can't even contextualise your peace, but its better than the suffering of sentient life.

the hitler thing was stupid.

Man, fuck christ

Sooooo...everyone aged 10-39?

God damn there's some amazing animation in this show.

He spent 100s of years trying to recapture the happiness of just washing those pool tiles but could never find it. Its why he makes giant skylines of that color to try and experience living life right next to the color of those tiles, but it wasn't the same.
Just mindlessly cleaning those pool tiles was the only thing that brought him pure joy.

the funny thing is he probably lost all sense of joy becoming a pool robot again, so he really can't feel the joy he thought he would

Also, because OF FUCKING COURSE, in the original story this is based on, the robot's creator is a dude and not a black female super genius. Netflix gonna Netflix.

Also, it should be mentioned, in the story that Sonnie's Edge is based on, there was literally no rape. Sonnie was in a car wreck. Also, the evil white male didn't confront them in the end. It was just the cunty sidepiece. Netflix gonna Netflix.

Is the protagonist of that one a supercompetent proud Shuri what don't need no man too, or is that just a Netflix thing?

Aquila rift got god damn close to being on par with life action holy shit.

Eh, I'd say Alternate Histories was waaaay more New Grounds. The Three Robots episode was Reddit, right down to making an Exploding Kittens reference, for fuck's sake. And Sonnie's Edge was pure, distilled Tumblr.

three robots and alternate histories are based on Scalzi's stories.
Scalzi is a turbo SJW and redditor author who openly hates white males(and is one himself)

but why?

This is absolutely a case of the Netflix "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE" bias shooting them in the own foot. Is there absolutely any interpretation of this plot other than "darkie should've realized he was happiest picking cotton in the fields"?

Netflix

is this worth watching? I get animatrix vibes but I feel like the usual Netflix shill with no soul that will be forgotten when they upload something new next month

also, Netflix killed black mirror

It has some really good episodes like Beyond th Aquila Rift and The Secret War, Some nice episodes like Suits and Ice Age and some shit episodes like The Dump and Three Robots but overall I enjoyed and would rewatch some of the episodes.

Skip Sonnie's Edge. It's stupid and edgy and the plot absolutely contradicts itself in the last few seconds.

How was she seduced if she's not even in her body anymore? It's not like she really feels what's happening in her body, because we absolutely see the pilots' monsters get wrecked without them suffering too much from it.

Why is she risking her life in these stupid fights when it's never a plot point that they're hard up for money. Why not just take the deal and be done with it? Just to get back at the patriarchy? Manager cunt: EVERY TIME SHE'S IN THE RING SHE'S GETTING HER REVENGE ON HER RAPISTS. Fucking really? That's her motivation to keep risking her life in glorified cockfights that ultimately do nothing? Fuck that shit.

So, this big time crook high roller and his slut waltz into a team's camp and just vanish forever? We're assuming he told literally nobody on his staff about where he was going? Not any of his thugs or anything? What are they gonna do with the bodies? Is Sonnie gonna just eat them? How about Sonnie's robot zombie corpse? That just gonna be flushed?

I don't think this is a very common occurrence.
We internet people are a small proportion of the general population.
Also, its not so much that people are genuinely pissed off at ideologies, they're just looking for something to talk about with their internet friends because they're lonely.

>Helping Hand
>Satellite is called LV426
>Just like the planet from Aliens

I picked up on this but hadn't seen it mentioned yet. Fun fact.

>I can’t watch a white man be the bad guy without getting triggered
You missed the part where it was the rich man AND woman who were the baddies not just le evil white man, and the whole class divide between the fighters and the upper class evil MAN AND WOMAN NOT JUST MAN
But I suppose you ignored all that as well as the cool monster fight kino because you were triggered over a rich guy treating poor people as his lessers

>The anamatronic rabbit watching during the transformation.
Political message aside, this episode was kino.

>implying Q is wrong
As soon as the mueller report is done the sheep will wake up

Helping Hand is fucking horrifying. Made me so uneasy.

Sorry for hijacking, but can anyone recommend me something on Netflix? I've recently watched After Life, End of the Fucking World and Umbrella Academy and I liked them.

I liked the Yoghurt one the most. Shame it was the shortest.

Be proud of your faith brother

This. Don’t listen to the other brainwashed morons

Where did her human head disappear?

>Hate the show, full of propoganda
>Hangs out on Yea Forums all day.

For once they show artistic nudity and you have to be degenerate about it. (YOU) are the problem.

Sometimes that's all you need from a show.

no, have sex instead incel

The Witness looked amazing. Was it mostly live action with cgi and rotoscoping or something?

Hot

dude, after all thousands years, we've practically outgrown our fur to pretty much just a small protective layer, except for our crotches and armpits. Now why do you think we still have those? Because they're functional /and/ attractive to all of our ancestors. Otherwise they'd been rooted out by natural selection.

Suits is clearly the best

>THAT short
ME!ME!ME! ?

Three Robots really wasn't that bad.
Having robots going on a tourist holiday around a post apocalyptic city was a nice idea. The soapbox green speech at the end is what made it cringe.

>This is absolutely a case of the Netflix "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE" bias shooting them in the own foot. Is there absolutely any interpretation of this plot other than "darkie should've realized he was happiest picking cotton in the fields"?

The funny thing is, Zima wasn't black in the novel from what I remember.
Anyway novel is better-there's more worldbuilding and it's more clear regarding motivations-people live for thousands of years in that universe far future and store their memories in backups as they can't remember everything about their past.Zima not only wants to remember his past but also asks the question of who you really are-are your stored memories you?

Did you notice it Yea Forums?
I bet the creators of this episode are a bunch of SJW supporting black blocs, antifa and anarchist scums

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>Blaspheming Christ
How? Did they talk about how he didn’t fulfill the messianic prophesies of the Old Testament?

and is that a little jewish kid?

Scalzi is the author of the story this short is based on.
He's an ultra SJW

In the shot right before she put on the hat, the robot said how human beings had been created by God, then said she was just joking and denied God. She's wearing that hat in a world where all humans are dead and Jesus never returned.

Scalzi also uses the Whatever to help raise money for organizations and causes he supports. Notably, in June 2007 he raised over $5000 in 6 days for Americans United for the Separation of Church and State after fellow writer Joe Hill challenged him[54] to go visit the Creation Museum that had just opened near Cincinnati, not far from Scalzi's Ohio home, if Hill paid for the ticket, offering to match the cost with a donation to the charity of Scalzi's choice after he filed a comprehensive report on the trip online. Scalzi extended the deal to all Whatever readers, raised 256 times the admission price, and posted his critical report on the Creation Museum on November 12, 2007. In September 2010 he joined with Subterranean Press and authors Wil Wheaton, Patrick Rothfuss, Catherynne M. Valente, Rachel Swirsky and others to create a chapbook story collection called Clash of the Geeks, offered online in exchange for donations to the Michigan/Indiana affiliate of the Lupus Alliance of America. Some of the stories were selected from a competition run on Whatever to write a story to explain a painting Scalzi had commissioned from Jeff Zugale, that featured Scalzi as an orc and Wheaton riding a unicorn pegasus kitten.[55]

Scalzi's notable online presence and support for feminist causes have often led to harassment and trolling.[3] After writing a satirical blog post in October 2012 criticizing some conservative politicians for their positions on abortion,[56] Scalzi was targeted by writer Vox Day and his supporters.[57] Scalzi pledged to donate $5 to RAINN, Emily's List, the Human Rights Campaign, and the NAACP every time Day mentioned him on his website. While he capped his donation at $1,000, Scalzi raised over $50,000 after others, including actor Wil Wheaton, promised to match this pledge.[56]

>hitler is killed
>rat society rises
dare I say....based?

>killing hitler and stopping the holocaust has disastrous consequences

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Best sex scene?

Unironically the one with the space spider

most anything by redapple2 or theterriblefairy

1. Aquila Rift
2. The Witness
3. Sonnie's Edge

>pepol dum
>god faek
i get why they only mentioned John Scalzi as writer afterwards.

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How is some random space spider able to make a human see people he already knows? And why does the space spider seem to care whether he goes crazy or not and protect him?

Watch Kingdom. Its like Walking dead with plot.

monsters and fight looked great, everything else was cringe. with The Witness, if i wanted to watch porn i'd watch porn, saying that i really like the style and the graphics + animation.
monster fight > The Witness > Edgy feminist rape fantasy

Aquila Rift was definetly the best episode of the short stories

You can notice on her shadow that she's actually spiderfu

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I don't see it.

Robots don't have souls, they can be as ironic as they want, that's the fucking point. That's why all three are so obnoxious, they are fucking robots. Soulless husks that have nothing BUT being ironic in their miserable existence. Does that remind you of someone?

It's heavy metal 2 so yeah keep fucking watching.
The first 2 episodes are probably the weakest with dog soilders Russian one at the end being my personal favourites.
I liked the ftl doom one but saw it coming a mile off.
The robot magic fox one was interesting but kinda treading ground that was done better in others and muh evil old fat white man got tired quickly
I really hope this shit gets season 2 but considering it took over 11 years to get out of development hell I dunno

>people noticing what is there is wrong
>just like people making up what is not there are also wrong
>can't you see they are the same guys?

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I think the spider was just trapping an endless number of ships, like she said she has been doing this many times and know what's best for her "victims", so instead of suffering, she gives them a chance to live their last days/weeks in a dream where they won't feel anything before killing them.
She revealed her true form to him because he was asking for it, but he clearly can't handle it, that's why he went back to this fake dream.
Later when he woke up and asked to Greta if it was really her she never answered it, the last shot clearly confirms that he's trapped in her web
I don't think the spider is necessary bad, it's just doing whatever it has to do to survive and giving a bit of mercy to it's victims in their last moment

If you take a look at 12:00 when they argue you can clearly see she doesn't have any sort of human shadow

who /yogurt/ here?

Let her eat me.
We need more spiderfus
H-how does she reeproduce h-ha

>I think the spider was just trapping an endless number of ships, like she said she has been doing this many times and know what's best for her "victims", so instead of suffering, she gives them a chance to live their last days/weeks in a dream where they won't feel anything before killing them.

Nah, in the novel the alien is clearly trying to help him.
Short made it a bit ambigious because he looks malnourished and aged, plus his ship half-destroyed.
In the novel there was none of that and you got strong feeling that alien was helpful, also it was the station itself not just a spider.

it was trash. feminist rape revenge bs along with colonialism bad, which is funny considering the millions dead in mainland china and Hong Kong passing though that practically untouched. if it stayed as demon hunting it would have been a lot better, maybe have the boy becoming seduced and realizing it being a mutual thing between the two & hiding it from his dad

Some sort of digital rotoscope and 3d cgi hybrid.

>why do so many people think good hunting is good? am i just being trolled by shills? there's nothing interesting about it aside from a few concepts that werent fleshed out very well.

It's basically allegory on how China was mutilated and raped by the British but embraced western technology and economy to become better then the West with the aim of enacting vengeance and protecting other Asian countries.

Also nobody likes Anglos.

Both
Man I really wunna see some behind the scenes of some of these

>I liked the ftl doom one but saw it coming a mile off.
that was the whole point you fucking retard. The whole short is about how something feels off the whole time because that's what makes a good horror scene.

Oh absolutely I liked it.
I need to rewatch some of these
The robot heist one and robot tourists was the wweakest

Good Hunting was absolute kino

It was an allegory of China selling itself out to westerners during colonial period.
Also the thing with magic vanishing was about traditions and old order disappearing when West conquered China.
The boy and girl making use of technology to get her back to hunting in fox form was a symbol of using modernization to restore traditional Asian values using technological progress an unification of Asian society against western imperialism.

Why are fp so often bp? Is it confirmation bias?

it was just furfag trash with an extra layer of special snowflake thrown in

Ah yes the brain hole analysis

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>everyone on twitter saying that the Yogurt one was the best
disgusting

Only the first episode bothered me.
Lucky 13 pissed me off more they dropped the whole herbie self aware ai trope like that Hugh Jackson movie did ( similar concept to the first short and this) real steel
It was a common theme that Netflix tried to subvert into many of the shorts that ended up just plain backfiring in most.
The robot pool cleaner one especially
>widdle robot just wants to scrub for Thicc qt mummybot
Dunno what them being black had to do with it at all but it gave it a cool visual effect for a change is the only positive thing I can say about it
Because it's the easiest for idiots to understand.

Good
>three robots
>steampunk kitsune Batman
>farm battle
>Dracula monster
Meh
>the edgy as shit first episode
>astronaut lady
>13
Shit
>train heist
>hitler
>red army
>the Chinese hooker
>lost in space
>lost in desert

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I skipped the alt history and fridge one
I'll rewatch the good ones

Great
>good hunting
>zima blue
>sucker of souls
>3 robots
Mid tier
>suits
>dump
>ice age
>helping hand
Shit
>secret wars
>alternate history
>shapeshifters
>13
>blindspot
>yogurt
>beyond the rift
>desert fish one