If seinfeld was filmed in front of a studio audience, then what'd they do for this episode...

have children, roast

thankfully she was born with no genitalia at all so the crowd saw nothing

Then get out of it and stop stinking it up.

>protective cover glued to her pusy
imagine the smell

>anyone does anything
>/pol/incel schizo: DA JOOOOOOOZ

>pasties

gravy or ketchup
doesn't matter
'cept to you
dig in

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>t. incel

>If seinfeld was filmed in front of a studio audience
it wasn't though

Was it really filmed in front of a studio audience?

pasties not pastries you illiterate mong

No he's correct. You're the illiterate one.

>be you
>is a dumb faggot

pottery. kys

What do breasts feel like?

have a toast, low-carb

You're fat enough to feel your own.

Depends on the breast. but the average decent sized ones feels like bags of warm water.

That is called a Cornish Pasty, its a working class British thing.

that's an empanada

Bags of sand

like bags of sand

Though seriously they feel like nice sacks of fat nice and warm and if they're big enough they're hot on the bottom since they sit so close to the body. few things are sweeter than lifting up a titty to sniff underneath and feel their weight

And in Britain they call pasties, "itty bitty tiddie hiddies."

are we brothers?

Not all scenes were filmed live

this thread reeks of 30 something virgins

>Seinfeld/Larry David aren’t Jewish
Retard

It was a fladhback so they just put it on some screen.

Puff out your cheeks and squeeze them,

You are so right.

It's for 90s born queers and women

never at any point did they say it was filmed in front of a live studio audience

>If seinfeld was filmed in front of a studio audience, then what'd they do for this episode? Was she actually naked for everyone to see?
In the beach episode, you can see the breasts of the "topless" girl are actually covered while there's nothing in her back.

There's a beach episode!?

no

>implying there is anything shameful about the naked female form

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Taking off a woman's bra after a long work day and rubbing the imprint it leaves on her back. Wrapping your arms around her on the couch and feeling them rest on your arms. Few things sweeter. God I need to get a gf

eww gross boobs are hairy!?

it's definitely shameful if your pussy looks like that, please do not post it

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no bueono con tu hot pocket mexicano

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I'd eat that pussy like my life depended on it.

Scenes in Jerry's apartment were.

>What do breasts feel like?
Pic related.
Fattier/larger ones just feel like skin-covered balloons full of pudding.

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This made me look up if women like resting on mens chest.

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nice bait

pasties are nasty, I'd rather eat a chicken pie.

I live in southern West Virginia and pasties never caught on here, which I think is weird. It was designed specifically for poor Anglo miners to eat with their hands, yet they emigrate here and don't bring them along.

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It was never actually filmed in front of an audience. The show used laugh tracks.

We don't get to see much of the beach, but yeah, it's the one about the ugly baby and Kramer stealing lobsters.

chattin' shit m8? come 'ere n' i'll bash yer 'ead in la'

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Pasty is more of a Souf thing though

...You don't think Seinfeld was written by Jews?

It's cornish not english. Cornish were the best miners of copper and came in droves to South Australia where they pasty is still huge

Im allowed to chat shit about the pasty, my surname starts with Tre

>implying Greggs isn't the King In The Norf

What the FUCK did he mean by this?

Cornwall is in England.

You mean to tell me that all of our Bongs that came here in the late 1800s to work the mines are from the Norf?

It used to be a separate kingdom so there's still cultural differences. Sounds like it although I just read west virginia does have some copper deposits, do you know what your miners were digging up?

Like disappointment

This vagina has caused PTSD and turned many men gay

have sex

So?

Would you be saying "Anglos don't care about her modesty" if Jerry wasn't Jewish?

If Jerry weren't Jewish he wouldn't have had a show.

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Pitch an episode

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Does rape count?

Yes

I was raped

Jerry gets a gf
George recognizes her as an ASMR thot from internet
Jerry watches her newest episode and sees she's in Kramer's apartment

There was an episode in season 5 where the gang went somewhere and George's girl was topless and you could catch her tits, so I assume it's the same here.

George gets mistaken for a school shooter

Best Fanning

by Seinfeld?

The audience closes their eyes

nice digits

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You cunts made me curious, post it

Elain's non-binary "partner" is too androgynous and she doesn't know what to get them for christmas

Lol

D R O P P E D
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they feel like nothing. there's no resistance, it's like pushing against cotton candy. the user who said bag of warm water was pretty close

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>anyone says anything
>INCEEEEEL

why doesn't he just go grab a stranger's titty

Cornwall is actually still it's own kingdom by law but they don't enforce any of it.

YOU post it

Imagine being this new.

What about nips?

jew bad
me no watch jew on tv

Depends on the time of the month, and even the day. They can feel firm and them suddenly at night turn really soft. They're quite something. That being said ass>tits

dick is best tho

Imagine hating Jews yet having no idea what they look like.

thanks for the red pill I had no idea there were jews on Seinfeld

bags of salty sandy coins

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You absolute madman

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im thinkin arbys

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I'm gay now

ARBY'S
WE HAVE THE MEATS

it looks like its screaming for help

>mfw Elvis Presley's "Don't Be Cruel" is playing when i clicked on this

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It's been confirmed 90s born queer

who is this

Why is she so smug about it?

Reese witherspoon

Come to Arby's and get our Mega Beef Burger

i want to eat it

Lovecraftian?
Yes.
Gigeresque?
Quite.
Cronenbergian?
Possibly.
One could even say this is quite Lynchian.

who actually is this?

Hope Solo

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>Kramer is Elder Maxson
At last, I truly see.

noice

Jesus

does she have turkish ancestry?
it looks like a cockroach

>Kramer convinces George to invest in his new bitmining operation
>Jerry discovers he's been the unwitting participant in the scheme when his PC gpu dies, PSU goes bad and HDD gets fried
>He tosses the computer since nothing of value was left on the HDD not realizing it stored all of Kramer's dish
>Elaine discovers her bf has been posting her nudes online with her face photoshopped off when she snoops on his computer. She takes his HDD out and breaks up with him but accidentally leaves a jacket she picked up for Jerry from the dry cleaners
>Kramer spends all week rummaging through the dump until he miraculously finds Jerry's PC with his HDD
He comes by and leaves the HDD with Jerry until he can find a PC to borrow
>Elaine comes over and realizes her mistake... accidentally switched exes HDD and makes an agreement to trade with ex for Jerry's jacket
>End of episode is Kramer and gang getting an eyeful

usually the human body is disgusting

>Hope Solo

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I'm thinking Arby's

I choose to live my life as a gay man now

kek

You all are seriously a bunch of virgins of the sight of a nice healthy vagina grosses you out, how would you like it if someone stole picks of your tiny dick and spread it all over the internet?

Olympic goalkeeper for US soccer team and she was briefly famous

Incorrect

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You're just such a desperate incel that the sight of any vagina turns you on

hey Hope

Hey

So... my new girlfriend was born a man.

Pre-op or post-op?

...ehhh

Jerry! You can't go back from this. That unequivocally gay, Jerry.

It's not gay!

How does this very heterosexual liaison work anyway?

Well she goes down on me and then...

And then?

I'm not having this conversation anymore.

hard to believe jerry going down for anybody women or men, he is a germaphobe

the humor is really feminine.
it's definitely written to be watched by females and homofaggots.

Why do Americans make such a big deal about nipples?

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Why do Rutland make such a big deal about getting run over by trucks? Shut the fuck up, degenerate.

This. The show is gossip office lady type drama and I never understood the appeal of that shit. Rachel is naturally unfunny along with Cox btw.

i have nothing to be ashamed of

That's because we West Virginians have the based pepperoni roll.

if not for the cankles she'd be perfect

There's a scene later in the episode where you can make out her skin-coloured underwear.

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Why are they all spics???

jery get ipad

Seinfeld is black, idiot.
His family were cotton pickers in Alabama.

nipples are evil

Why does Krammer look like his dad was a kebab salesman?

That's right, enough jizz will hold anything in place.

Jesus. That's why. If you had Jesus in your life, you'd abhor sexuality too.

>sitting bare-assed on my couch.
what the fuck is wrong with you?

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that stereotype of millenials is already dated tbqh

>Mary was a virgin
>Gave birth to Jesus
>Jesus took his own mother's virginity
Degenerates

soft, sweet, warm, thin

>If not for the the thick legs shed...

stopped reading their

Do people really have funny life adventures like this? I thought people spent most of the day at their job then come home and sleep, especially in new york

Based Kramer

does god promote incest?

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All this time I thought Kramer was a Jew and Jason Alexander was Italian. But it was the opposite.

Like Teen Spirit.

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*michael Richards. I have a hard time separating them from their characters

They put stickers over her nipples

>tiddies
look, i love you guys over the pond, but your child names for body parts disturb me a little, they are breasts, boobs or tits. Tatas? sounds like something a nine year old would say, seriously off-putting. Like when your dating someone and they refer to dicks as "willies", i know i will never get a erection in their company again.

America was founded by Puritans/

do it

Next you are going to tell me that Larry David is one of (((them)) or Mel Brooks

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Jerry milked her for the crowd during the commercial breaks

Yeah it was. And for scenes that couldn't be, they would play what they filmed or just plain reenact the scene to get a real audience reaction. Every bit of the laugh track in Seinfeld is genuine.

There was this guy on voicechat on Xbox in a game I was in who kept saying nigger in his sentences edgily during the whole game. All I could think of was how real the "have sex" meme is.

i want to eat it

Who the fuck eats pasties with sauces? The whole point is it's portable. Stupid fake Brit.
Cornwall has its own independence movement. It truly did get fucked by the English government, in fairness to them. On the other hand, they're inbred poorfags so fuck 'em

Cute pussy desu

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Was it me on your xb chat? 360 NO SCOPE NIGGA

Like bags of sand

Also a thing in Michigan for some strange reason

>Do people really have funny life adventures like this?

They used to, but then the Internet was unleashed on the world.

That's a pasty from Michigan's Upper Peninsula brought by miners from Cornwall and now made by the Finns who live up there. Great with either gravy or ketchup.

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What was it

did the audience really have to walk all the way up to the apartment?