What is this stance called?

What is this stance called?

Attached: Aquatic Male.jpg (857x919, 169K)

jellyfish dress

Attached: jellydress.jpg (450x450, 41K)

It's the my balls are smashed I'm trying not to make it obvious I'm freeing them stance.

I'd let Jason Momoa manspread my buttcheeks if you know what I mean

CIA

*tink tink tink*
Ahem

FUCK Amber Heard!
and FUCK Disney!

Depp is based

Attached: c6b.png (1000x1000, 177K)

The ChadUnderwaterCIA

The “prepping my bowels to poo myself in anger because the deductions to my box office trigger me and also the disc I ate is cutting up my inside so my poo will be bloody” stance

You manlets seriously don't know? This is what us normal height men have to do all the time. It makes you feel more comfortable around us.

cute shit bud, almost believable

According to google, Jason Momoa is 6'4 and Willem Dafoe is 5'9.

The Aquastance.

Based Jellyposter.

*wall explodes for the fifth time in the movie*

According to my ass I'n 6'5" and you're 5'6"

Heh, as a Yea Forums veteran I recognize that stance in a heartbeat. It's just like how CIA Man stood in the hit memes from The Dark Knight Rises.
The meme goes that standing in that pose makes you a big guy, amirite

>skipped leg day again this year

>Whoever hits the target gets to stay on my farm

Attached: Screenshot_2019-03-16-22-36-06~2.png (365x346, 161K)

Attached: pose.gif (500x278, 1.65M)

Tall guy talking to short people. I see it all the time. .. . . from the short guy perspective.

The He Hee

Airing out my balls