What's he going to do next?

SAVE THE FOXES BREAUXS!

Complete the transformation into his father.

Die young because he's abused himself for too long

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Dink Rocker

Fuck any man he wants.

How come he never grew up and got his shit together?
What was different about him compared to the others?

Alcoholic and his best friend's death

Hopefully put CKY on bluray

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Most of the others were in absolute shit situations both personally and financially before Jackass came along. Which allowed them to make it through the hard times, even with hard drug abuse, like Steve-O.

Bam was always a spoiled little shitstain who never appreciated what he had, and he remained in that spoiled little shitstain mentality as a 40 year old man.

Go back on Cum Town and redeem himself.

sunk Phil's dick

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become the spokesperson for Bam Margarine

I only know that Steve-O was like homeless or living in his car or whatever, but what about the others
Did they really have it much worse than Bam? I mean Phil and April were pretty low economic class and shit, though I guess even having parents that both worked and stayed together is something in the hellscape that is US

>"YO WUSSUP ITS BAM MARGERINE THE NEW FUCKING BUTTER COMING TO A STORE NEAR YOU"
>"PUT IT UP YOUR ASS AND SHOOT IT OUT LIKE A YELLOW DOOKIE"
>"THEN BEND YOUR DICK TO YOUR ASS AND FUCK IT"
>"BUY IT AND MAKE RYAN DUNN DOODYBROWN BROWNIES"

Phil and April didn’t seem low economic class though, i always assumed they had some money. Not filthy rich but “upper middle class” take my kid to the skatepark and buy him cameras type