>It's an "user is still awake at 2am but there's no food in the house" episode
They've clearly run out of ideas.
It's an "user is still awake at 2am but there's no food in the house" episode
Jackson Clark
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Hudson Lewis
>it's an 'user sees this post, goes to brush his teeth, takes out his contact lenses, checks the thread for (you)s one last time and then turns off his pc and goes to bed' episode
Benjamin Bell
here you go
Ryder Miller
but I still have food in the house?
fuck you alphabet nigga
Owen Lewis
>it’s an user is too scared to go outside so he goes all weekend without eating
Ian Rivera
>it's an user has to go through the 4plebs archive to check up on all of the Yea Forums threads he posted in because they were all deleted by the janny
Tyler Wright
>It's another episode of "user wishes he had a social life but can't connect with people"
Getting real tired of this show
Jaxon Cruz
>it's an "user has slept all day and now has excess energy so he stays awake all night shitposting and jerking off" episode
Matthew Jones
Kino
Jason Morales
We're connecting right now. I like to think of everyone on Yea Forums as my friend. We fight and do stupid things, but at the end of the day, we all choose to be with one another. And that's what being a friend is all about. Choosing to be with one another despite the bullshit because the happiness we get from being together and sharing things outweighs all of that. So never forget you have us anons to be with.
Joshua Martin
Based optimism poster
Cameron Lopez
That's right user. We're all one racist angry dysfunctional family.
Oliver Foster
Sooo every normal family?
Andrew Jones
>it's an 'user doesn't actually want to talk about tv/film but is lonely and makes a post anyway' episode
Austin Rodriguez
It's so shitty, I can't believe it hasn't gotten cancelled yet
Ryan Ross
ty fren
Blake Bailey
Nice
William Flores
We're all frands here user. If we met I'd give you a hug
Henry Bailey
very cute post
Alexander Campbell
Based and bropilled
Chase Brown
Luke Gray
Yea Forums is a comfy place with colorful characters like Cheers
Landon Allen
Hopefully a higher up pulls the plug on the shitshow
John Evans
>>It's an "user is still awake at 2am after hours of trying to hook up with tranny or trap on Grindr for chemsex but nobody wants to meet him
Isaiah Howard
>user has a panic attack and throws up
fucking reruns
Samuel Johnson
Colton Bell
>it's an user makes a fake tindr account to see what the normie dating scene is like and then deletes it 20 minutes later episode
Jayden Phillips
Fucking hate this one
Jack Phillips
I love you and I want you to be saved
youtube.com
Caleb Ross
God I'd bend you over
Juan Anderson
you know that's not a pic of the actual poster right?
Jack Brooks
Literally me.
Online dating feels so strange and alien to me, I'd rather just be alone.
Robert Sanchez
This is why you keep an emergency NEETstash of peanut butter and bottled water in your room
>t. former NEETpro
Jayden Collins
>not going to bed for dinner
cmon user, step up your game
Andrew Sanchez
Help your Mom with the shopping. Bring your own list so you don't forget to stock up for yourself.
Nicholas Campbell
had jimmy johns after work. was delicious. also i ignored my gf all day
Grayson Scott
Leo Perez
>turning your pc off before you sleep
Owen James
based high test lad
Kevin Clark
Colton Bell
>peanut butter
>bottled water
>not ten cent Raman and tap water
>NEETpro
Jack Parker
>it's an "user posts a long thought out reply in a thread but closes the page because he's scared of people criticizing his points"
getting kind of old by this point
Christopher Rogers
based 20 year old bloomer
William Long
That haircut is probably what sent Elliot over the edge
Angel Watson
>it's an "user dresses up in nice clothes, does his hair and then sits in side his house all day" episode
Parker Perez
When I was a kid and we had no food in the house I would take a stick of butter and dump old bay spice all over it. I called it a hot dave.
Parker Bell
I used to eat peanut butter sandwiches all the time in my room when I was NEET (and coffee that I brewed in the middle of the night when no one else was awake)
And then one day
>eating a PB sandwich
>"I'll save this for later"
>later on I can't figure out where I put it, forget about it
>months later I check under my mattress and mold was created by PB sammy
>simply put duct tape over the section of flooring thats dark and moldy
I still wonder if my parents found it after I've moved out, if they found it they never brought it up to me
Zachary Powell
>doesn't check the full 4-6 threads he's posted in for (you)'s
Blake Sanchez
oy vey goyim keep posting on the 4chinz It's fine we're all friends here!
Christian Roberts
W-where else are you supposed to go?
Samuel Collins
what the fuck
i literally have this haircut
Brandon Gomez
>it's an user is looking for a job but has no idea how to explain the constantly growing void in his cv episode
Gabriel Gomez
change it
Landon Cooper
>its an "user starts remembering high school again and is filled with regret" ongoing story arc
the writers really need to drop this one already
William Wright
>user house sits for Aunt and is too scared to walk her dogs all week so he lies and said he did
Landon Kelly
>its an user calls for her mother for food at 7:00 am every now and then but remembers that she no longers lives with him and he is alone and probably homeless in a few days episode
i seriously advice you guys to skip this season of the shoe its too shitty ...
the fuck im gonna do.
Owen Allen
There's less preparation involved with peanut butter & its substantially healthy than water. Also peanut butter & bottled water is really cheap from costco/sam's club
Julian Moore
>claims to be lonely
>mailed his manifesto to 34 people
>had 34 people in his email address book
do you have 34 people's email addresses?
Aiden Mitchell
Get an IT certification then pretend it took longer to get the prereqs because you were working part time to support yourself and your boss changed jobs, then get a friend to pretend he was your former boss.
Ayden Williams
Because you got trips, I'll advise you to start a thread on /biz/.
Make sure to include your rough location, industry, why that void exists, and what jobs you're applying for.
Ryan Garcia
I just straight up stopped being a bitch and post whatever I want, just to see how it can lead to something or nothing at all, usually nothing.
Aaron Myers
Yes. All from work except 3 or 4
Easton Hernandez
>It's an user spends the day doing exactly the same things as he's done for the past 5 years and is quickly losing his mind series
It's boring and repetitive sure but I want to see where this goes, I'm thinking things are going to get pretty dark.
Jose Evans
>it's an user barely gets out of bed and hasn't taken a bath for a week episode
Jeremiah Brown
At 28 I had an awakening last night. I went out with work colleagues and I realized I’ll never be a big group of friends type person. For so long that’s all I wanted, just to have normal experiences, college parties, bachelor parties, etc. I am not good at banteting, I get very tired and wish I was just by myself or with one other person for conversation. Anyways, it was very satisfying, I have accepted myself as just a quiet guy.
Nicholas Turner
>it's an user's mother is diagnosed with cancer so he starts spending all his time with her to make up for what a shitty kid he was and when she dies he spends all week thinking about the people who cared about him and realizes for the first time that he's truly alone episode
I hope the next season has some optimism.
Ayden Reyes
I hope this is a pasta/ironic
Caleb Anderson
>user makes sure to make himself look presentable as possible
>rarely go out
Nolan Fisher
>It's an user doesn't have dental insurance and has a tooth causing him so much pain he's about to rip it out castaway style episode
talk me out of it
Mason Taylor
i never was a wannabe normie
but doing stuff sometimes wouldnt be that bad, rather than being in my own head 24/7
Xavier Wilson
>It’s an "user remembers that time a few months ago when he went out to get blown by a tranny in her car in a parking lot near his house at 1 AM and came back at around 2 AM to have his mom ask angrily ask him where he went this late in the night while he already feels shame from getting blown by a dude who takes hormones" episode
Alexander Perez
>her
Caleb Kelly
You're going to be in trouble if you arent cleaning up the poo
Daniel Kelly
Do it, share a picture
>it’s an user doing coke all day at home and just got a irs letter, so he might pick up another gram. But before that he has to go eat dinner at his mothers house.
The writer really fucked this season up, prime example of mailing it in.
Sebastian Ward
>it's an user has a mental + gastrointestinal diseases and more like headaches piling up from stress yet he does absolutely nothing about it and spends his days browsing some cambodian bushcraft forum
Connor Wright
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