Elizabeth Holmes is not stupid/crazy. Her biographer states she believed she would revolutionize blood testing...

Elizabeth Holmes is not stupid/crazy. Her biographer states she believed she would revolutionize blood testing, she just had to fake it for a bit to raise capital. Her ultimate goal, putting blood testing equipment in the home, would democratize healthcare in an amazing way. She fell short of her goal (and there's really no excuse for performing one million faulty blood tests) but how many people would have attempted something so intrepid? Medical science once believed you had to bee drunk or crazy to perform surgery on the upper torso. The first successful open heart surgery was performed on a man who had been stabbed in a bar fight and was gonna die anyway. One brave doctor fixed his heart to his colleagues amazement. I like that doctor. The Hippocratic oath is first do no harm. Fuck that. I would rather innovate. No one changed the world with that ethos. Who knows, maybe she accelerated the timeline when blood testing is available in the American home simply by giving the idea so much exposure.

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I read this in a very fake deep voice

>Her biographer states she believed she would revolutionize blood testing, she just had to fake it for a bit to raise capital.
sure, it was all good intentions. fuck off.

>she just had to fake it for a bit to raise capital
That's called a scam.

spoken like a true slave morality peasant

ah yes American healthcare. what could possibly go wrong?

technically but my point is she was not pursuing money/fame for its own sake, she wanted to do good in this world.

She literally looks like she is a fucking alien in a human skin design.

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gone girl brought to life

she seems like she would suck you off just to get your DNA

>she was not pursuing money/fame for its own sake
yes she was, this is just damage control.

She's a typical sociopath who doesn't understand why people wont believe her lies because in her mind that's reality!?!FACT!!!

Please invest.

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>Her ultimate goal, putting blood testing equipment in the home, would democratize healthcare in an amazing way
What did they mean by this

She inspires me!
I'm making a device that will cure all cancer instantly!
With your investment I'll hire all the best scientists and fire any that raise questions about the possibility of the device because they're against it

Bitch has the Marshall Applewhite stare going on

She might as well have been shilling pocket sized time machines you absolute fucking simp, nothing at all was innovated

She looks higher than a kite.

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So? She's still a terrible person who did terrible things that literally made things worse. She wasted countless hours that could have been applied to actual research that wasn't cropped up by lies.
She literally couldn't handle the fact that she failed at something and then scrambled like a lunatic to hide that fact and cover her own ass. Those kinds of people are absolute garbage and shouldn't be given anything resembling responsibility and should be punished if they keep trying to cover up their garbage.
I know plenty of people that I work with that literally can't do their jobs properly and just blame others whenever they make even the slightest mistake. Oh this guy distracted me while was working. Oh I wasn't given the proper information when starting. Oh I was told something different by someone else. Literally nobody would fault them for making mistake every so often but this constant defensive attitude makes everyone around them resent and distrust them and their reaction towards that is to play the victim because they can't even imagine that the reaction is entirely predictable given their own actions.

she could have volunteered at a soup kitchen

What she was trying to do was impossible even with infinite money.

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She was in a "romantic relationship" with a fucking shit skin. Why... oh god why...

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She was a liar since day one and everyone knows it.

I take it you never read about how shitty she was to the people working under her, or how she demanded each and every person treat her like a goddess. Fuck off, faggot.

People like you are the reason Psychopath like Holmes can keep conning idiots.
You miserable waste of oxygen.

He gave her $50 million

And she knew it.

You have no clue about what happened, I see.

lmao only this deeply insane feminist timeline has enabled this insane cunt to have funding in her scam

Is not the only component, not even the most important I think, but definitively HAS a role.
And she exploited the narrative as well.

This is also the fault of startup culture. Look up "Juicero". It was a machine that extract juice from packets. The idea is so stupid and yet they invested millions in it.

Don't tell me you know about ukrainian timelife?

That money better have been for the future of her fucking genes.

Dr.Mengele was not pursuing money or fame, and his works has moved medical scienece forward by hundreds of years since the time before him.
But at what cost? The man was a monster, he committed horrific experiments on people.

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I was referring at interviews in which she was encouraging girls to go through the "ceiling" that keeps women down.

You got a better way of doing it, step right up

user, I don't follow I am sorry.

Capital is sentient.

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Capitalism.

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Because he was useful. You really don't get these types, do you?

I'm happy she jewed her jew investors out of lots of money

>coke eyes
That explains everything.

seriously what the fuck is up with her eyes

you type like you're full of shit

You shouldn’t be. They could have invested in curing cancer or Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s. Instead it got spent on horseshit.

Is it coke, or some personality disorder?

I'd invest in her and make a big deposit in her ham wallet

Fraud is fraud. Jews don't like it when you trick them out of their money.

this board is basically /pol/

Sadly yes, but it does not make her less of a scammer.

She stole $250 million from Safeway Grocery the type of thing that could lose to thousands of people losing their jobs

her idea wasn't unique. doing lab tests with a smaller amount of blood has been a pipe dream in medicine for a century.
she was literally no different than someone getting venture capital claiming they solved cold fusion.
everyone understands the value of unlimited energy just like they understand the power of small/fast/simple blood tests. the hard part is actually developing prototypes that work.

I want her to give me a handjob without breaking eye contact or blinking.

>get told you have cancer
>turns out you dont
>OOPS NO HARM DONE I WAS TRYINNA DO GOOD

even faggots like OP shilling obvious bait is /pol/ this whole thread has everything that the average /pol/ thread has. it's nothing but retards being baited by baiting retards

Calm down Elizabeth. Prepare yourself instead of shitposting, you could face 20 years

Have there been any pictures of her since her arrest? I’m curious if she still has the manic look in her eyes or was it due to being high on drugs.

A little from column A, a little from column B

She’s looking even worse

I love her.

you know I'm right

Got any pics

You can see the crazy in her eyes. No one says she was stupid. She was a very smart con artist. Sounds like her biographer was another victim.

TWENTY YEARS LIZZIE

you didn't read my post

Check her deposition video. She’s a female JUST.

THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU LIZZIE
So is more Yea Forums related, just a bit

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

NEXT.

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if you think I'm shilling for this silicion valley bitch you're retarded

She's super cute in that video.

I never implied that user, relax. Is the usual joke here on anonymity, like people telling Martin to finish the fucking books.

Imagine being her brother and getting to tease her at every family gathering. Just a little sibling ribbing like comically deepening your voice when talking to her.

You are bound to suffer immensely.

>she just had to fake it for a bit to raise capital
dont we all

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This is no fun if we don't comically idolize and sexualize here. Yea Forums is dead.

Are you blind?

Having high standards is not a virtue.

dam i think i have a thing for crazy chicks, she cute.

Oh man I sure like her uh feet and stuff, I would do sex at her. Am I right fellow perverts.

She looks like a replicant for fuck's sake. And not a Nexus 6, something easier to identify.

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Id totally give her the bitch lasagna if you’re picking up what I’m laying down

Her face is so punchable.

>What she was trying to do was impossible even with infinite money.
and somehow it fooled everyone, from investors, to scientists, to the media

Not hard to do desu

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>Elizabeth Holmes
>Father was executive at Enron

The apple fell right next to the tree.

most of those didnt have that one face, she was the face of her company and that bubble.

Scientists in the field all said it was bullshit from day one (unless employed in the company).
A professor reports she came to her in 2 different instances repeating the same shit after being told it was not feasible the first time. The prof was obviously baffled.

This bitch is the equivalent of Karl Pilkington.

>A watch that countdowns your life
>How does it work?
>Just pop it on your wrist

>A small machine that lets you test blood
>How does it work?
>Just pop it in the "nanotainer"