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allow myself to introduce....myself
>WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR
>yeah buddy you show that turd who's boss!
How is Liz still so fucking hot?
I suggest you hit, sir
Do you think her son being gay is just an act so he can watch her undress and take sexy pics of her?
facials are good for the skin
I wouldn't blame him if that were the case. She's still a fucking 10 as far as I'm concerned.
>tfw you will never drop a big, juicy load on Liz's beautiful face
Why even go on?
I want that job, I want to be the celebrity facial guy. What would my job title be, Skin Care Specialist? That's my calling
your cum has to be rich and healthy, you can't just be some fa/tv/irgin, and bust a nut on famous bitches
you need to be lean, mean, clean, and have good genes. but really just being hot enough to show that you probs have healthy antioxidant rich sperm would be enough.
>kissing his mom on the lips
nice
>not knowing that virgin sperm is the most sought after sperm in the galaxy
theres a reason romans use to bathe in virgin sperm
Nice trips.
She’s definitely some sort of Victorian era Blood Countess
Why doesn't she get more work?
He realized no other woman could compare, and gave up.
Would watch a full length film of this.
Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes mr powers? I designed them myself.
Dr. Evil has good taste
This and the Weird Science show on USA are what gave me a leg fetish
>gave me a leg fetish
you don't even know what a fucking fetish is
just stop
log off
kiss your Mum
and kill yourself
do us all a fucking favor
Autism
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. BURT BACHARACH
I have suddenly become interested in seeing the film Miss Potter
boynton a cute. A CUTE
Excellent trips.
The first film is the best because it had heart and a decent story. The sequels were just collections of skits, 2 was funny but 3 wasn't.
She's got $50 million and I'm pretty sure she is content to just work occasionally in undemanding projects, travel and fuck 20 something Chads until menopause.
She reminds me of a far hotter Kiera Knightley here but with a woman's body.
>Kiera Knightley here but with a woman's body.
I see you're not a female abs kind of guy.
It's nice in its own way but not very feminine and doesn't come close to Liz's body now and definitely not in Liz's prime.
>belly button piercing
Lame, what if I want to lick her bellybutton? I don't want to taste metal
based jude law
WHO
DOES
NUMBER
TWO
WORK
FOR?
She was married to a richfag for 10 years, during which time she didn't work that much. She also seems to have some lowkey unpopular political opinions (at least among (((studio exec))) types). Not sure if she's right-wing necessarily, but definitely pro-Putin.
>that build
is this hot or not? it's literally me
Piercings shouldn't taste of metal, they have to be completely corrosion resistant or they'd poison you
Even so it's in the way. If I get the urge to tonguefuck her bellybutton that's a problem
>Not sure if she's right-wing necessarily, but definitely pro-Putin.
Pro-Putin
Pro-Brexit
Pro-fection
wait, she is asking them to solve Fermat's Last Theorem?
It's hot yes. Like Jude Law having a good jawline helps.
that accent is also intoxicating. not even sure if shes english but i dont care
>favorite royal
>like half of them said Harry
Based, they know what's up. New crusade when?
lol yes
He married a thirty-something D list American celebrity divorcee nigger. He's disqualified.
test
2 is the best purely due to Heather Graham
I noticed the other day while I was at Target that I can get the full trilogy there on either dvd or Blu-ray, I forget which, for $10. I don't like the third one, but do you think it's worth it? I don't usually buy physical media. I love the first two though.
I got it on Blu-Ray, it’s worth
Why is a teacher dressed like a student?
Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done.
His chest hair makes it look like he drew tits on himself, how does that even happen? Is that normal?
R u funny?
She's not a teacher she's the Devil
That's all I needed. Thanks.
I'd give her some work
I think shes hot but her forced accent gives me a floppy
seriously 90s movies are hella cringy now
I'd love to have this table just for theme even though there's way better tables
When I saw Goldmemer in the theatres the place went fucking nuts over this whole scene
Irrelevant because he'll never become King regardless.
Yea they’re so transphobic
t. zoomer faggot
kys nigga dis shit be cringy af yall
the only thing hella cringy here is you faggot
Most quotable movie ever
>unfortunately, for yours truly, that train had sailed
wasn't she pro-brexit? if so, the fact that she's not an angry shitlib probably helps.
you just know.
*jay bauman gay laugh*
>only sailors use condoms
I rewatched this film a 2 weeks ago. Why do i not remember the scenes of the henchmen’s family and friends mourning them after they died. Did anyone else not remember these scenes. They were hilarious.
based
That scene was removed from certain US versions of the film
I've shaved my scrotum maybe hundreds of times and it became too much of a hassle. Now I just shave my scrotum and dick and trim the hair on my pubic mound and gooch way down with a mini electric hair clipper about once every 4-7 weeks. Inbetween these trimmings/shavings I just stretch my dick out and shave off any hair on my dick and any of the hair from my scrotum that appears on my dick as a result of this stretching. I also use the electric trimmer to trim pubic hair away from my shaft. Then I repeat the whole process.
Thanks for the info
I fucking love this scene
appreciated
You're both quite welcome. If there's any other information you'd like from me, please let me know. I can't guarantee that I'll be able to answer your questions, but I'll try as hard as I feel like.
>I've shaved my scrotum maybe hundreds of times and it became too much of a hassle. Now I just shave my scrotum
wut
YOU SHOT ME
I used to do it about once every other day and now I only do it about once every month or month and a half.
how do you not cut your bawl skin?
Is your penis feminine?
I prefer the shot where she accidentally flashes her panties to the camera
Holy shit
How would LizSatan react if your wish was for her to be your gf?
Considering the fact all his wishes turn out to have some unwanted silver lining I'm sure she would agree but would turn out to have a dick.
>LizSatan dickgf
Haha, ew that would be so gross, lol