SVENGOOLIE GENERAL

SVENGOOLIE GENERAL -- svengoolie.com

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: 4D MAN (1959)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: Two brothers, scientists Scott and Tony Nelson, develop an amplifier which enables a person to enter a 4th dimensional state, allowing him to pass through any object. Scott experiments on himself and discovers that each time he passes through something he ages rapidly. He begins killing people, sucking out their life energies and regaining his youth as a result. It falls to Tony and Scott's girlfriend, Linda, to try to put a stop to his murderous rampage.

IMDB RATING: 5.9/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 36% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (20 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

>NOTICE
NOTICE
>NOTICE
If you like this thread, PLEASE post in it! These threads are slow moving and can use all the bumps they can get!

Attached: svengoolie.jpg (480x480, 37K)

Tonight's Movie: 4D Man
Year: 1959
Director: Irvin S. Yeaworth Jr.
Writers: Theodore Simonson (screenplay), Cy Chermak (screenplay)


Description: The 4-D Man is Robert Lansing, who through a sped-up atomic fusion experiment is possessed with the ability to walk through solid matter. Motivated by greed and jealousy, Lansing uses his powers for his own selfish gain. But there's a catch: his "4-D" prowess is causing him to age rapidly and to deteriorate physically.

FEATURING:

Robert Lansing ... Dr. Scott Nelson
Lee Meriwether ... Linda Davis
James Congdon ... Dr. Tony Nelson
Robert Strauss ... Roy Parker
Edgar Stehli ... Dr. Theodore W. Carson
Patty Duke ... Marjorie Sutherland
Guy Raymond ... Fred the Guard
Chic James ... B-Girl
Elbert Smith ... Capt. Rogers
George Karas ... Sgt. Todaman (as George Kara)
Jasper Deeter ... Mr. Welles

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 25 min
Format: 35mm Film (Spherical)
Ratio: 1.85:1
Color: Color

MY BODY IS READY!

based Sven

Absolutely based My body is ready and based sven posters

How can other generals even compete?

My checkbook is ready!

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope it's not a good movie next week because I probably won't be able to watch.

CleaR the AIR LINES!!!!!!!!!!

SHE SAID "C"

His boomer jokes give me heartburn

I love absolutely love them

Attached: 115917036-maladie-coronarienne-infarctus-la-souffrance-desespoir.jpg (960x540, 24K)

Is that Henry Rollins?

where is the oscillation overthruster?

Life was Kino in 1959, you can burn down your work , and just walk away.

Say baby

it only shows on a pre-hdtv channel and my hdtv can't correct the aspect ratio properly.

Works great for me.
Just squint your eyes.

Attached: 394857686897.jpg (500x370, 54K)

>it only shows on a pre-hdtv channel and my hdtv can't correct the aspect ratio properly.
what is
are you to lazy to change the settings of your tv or cable box?

I miss smoking in restaurants

ashing in the middle of the table

I thought he was only in Chicago. Yes, he pre-dates Elvira. He was "Son of Svengoolie" longer then the original Svengoolie ran, so this has been going on for a long time.

He's been national for some years with MeTV.

No my thumb works just fine. None of the 4 choices do the correct thing, which is to un-squish the old ratio image without cutting off the top of peoples' heads.

Musical score is Kino as fuck so far

what a slut

These are some hot head brothers.

>No my thumb works just fine. None of the 4 choices do the correct thing, which is to un-squish the old ratio image without cutting off the top of peoples' heads.
I'm watching it in widescreen with no loss of picture data on an HDTV with DirecTV. You're obviously a retarded monkey who can't into electronics or not a man.

This music, man.

Attached: fun.jpg (550x442, 34K)

No the ads are just fine. Naturally. They are broadcasting it stretched out to HDTV, to "help" you.

Swinging music.
He drunk cant stairs.

Where there is a will there is a way

>No the ads are just fine. Naturally. They are broadcasting it stretched out to HDTV, to "help" you.
Mine is in proper aspect ratio without stretching. You are too much of a woman to alter the settings in your cable/satellite. TV stations adapted to HD aspect ration years ago. You are talking like it's 2007 and think if you can't fix it with a toggle on your remote pointed at your television/cable that is setup incorrectly the correct way to view the program doesn't exist. Kill yourself, autist.

I want to hold Lee Meriwether's hand

>ration
ratio*

I love this ho

Attached: 1882837466585.jpg (720x480, 49K)

hot gilf material

Attached: gettyimages-116815478-594x594.jpg (406x594, 32K)

He looks like evil jimmy stewart

Damn what a star studded cast
Pretty good so far

He knows your a cheater

Attached: tenor.gif (220x220, 145K)

Time to get 4D on her ass

>hot dog made her loose control

shoulda used a cucumber

ELEGANCE VODKA!!!!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Sven picked a good one this week

That's gonna make it hard to fap

He will figure out a way

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hstdINH9Lk0

I'm watching the movie man.

Is this every Saturday?

Watching with my dad as usual. This one is great ,call me pleb tier but I was tiring of the b&w. Music phenomenal

Attached: 1325E637-9FCB-4DD7-B587-579354C39985.jpg (1280x720, 45K)

I hope he shows a kaiju film.

How are they doing the effect?

my choice was cocaine

It's not. It's Dr. Cyclops which is a rerun

Saturday party time

The Sven thread / show? Yes.

Anything is better than last week

Bwian!

Probably by superimposing two different shots together.

You didn't like the Black Cat?

Dudes, greenscreen was invented before WWII.

that wasn't last week

>I used crack cocaine

Scott is the one who knocks!

Elvira is known around the world, but this guy is a literal who.

Attached: Elvira 1550442861540.png (1655x1031, 2.71M)

NO FUCKIN CHECKS

He just trolled us with No Personal Checks.

Does he always do songs cause that was amazing

What was last week? I don't remember and I probably watched it.

uhhh yeah

the damn san Francisco octopus movie

He is gonna get her

t. elvira

Thot begone

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attached: 1547983069078.jpg (768x471, 62K)

No personal checks!

Attached: 1549761139249.png (800x580, 63K)

So, you're still around, and stealing/ripping off my rubber chicken act I see.

Stay classy, Svengoolie.

Attached: Dr__Shock_2_front_3zuzIyRWlW-largeThumb_f75d17ce.jpg (600x743, 115K)

if I get one fucking check, so help me god

I'm still waiting for all the years of checks you still owe me for stealing my rubber chicken act, Svengoolie.

Attached: Dr Shock Bubbles 1.jpg (967x677, 394K)

"Kiss me."
"Don't you know you're not supposed to ask?"

Attached: tr.png (300x300, 174K)

any way to watch this as non-american
still trying to google but it doesn't seem to work

are you a hobo

EVERY WEEK WITH THIS SHIT.
SVEN IS THE ONLY ONE STILL ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go watch the stupid amazon movie and shut up

Attached: 1549201302984.jpg (531x683, 40K)

>Are you a hobo?
>No, I'm wearing gucci loafers.

Patty Duke a cute. I miss being a kid in the 80s/90s and watching reruns of her show.

He is going to play a game with you little girl

It's true. All of it.

Attached: Capture.jpg (1903x769, 334K)

I wasn't aware that others had already brought this up in past threads, but this is the first time I'm hearing about it.

>go watch the stupid amazon movie and shut up
What amazon movie are you referring to?

We get it. But you have to understand that every host "borrowed" from everyone else. If you name isn't Zachry or Vampira then you are really just a copy. Sven isn't even the original Sven, but he is still standing. So its all goodie in the hoodie.

Attached: 1538869894059.png (1068x746, 651K)

user is talking about American Scary

But Elvira had a few movies she did for Amazon and there is Joe Bob

you do understand that this has been a weekend tradition for 70 years?

I DINT DO ANY FANG

4D man breaks the 4TH WALL!!!!!

DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

My dream is that one of these lonely ole nights we max out the Sven thread with posts and pictures. A boy can dream.

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face

You guys hooked me tonight.

First one is free.
Then we get you on the come back.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK BROTHER !!!

Attached: 1543797471618.jpg (946x768, 134K)

One of us! One of us!

>18 Unique IPs

OP here. I'm proud of you guys. This was a good active thread this week.

So did he kill that little girl? Or did the sound effect when he agrees to play a game imply that some of his humanity survived and he chose not to?

Bump cause this thread/sven Matters.

Fair enough. Doctor Shocker is still hanging in there as well. He recently starred in a commercial for Trick or Treat Studio where he talked about where he had been for the past few years.

Attached: Capture.jpg (1830x938, 207K)

>American Scary
Thanks I'll watch it if I can find it.

I'm always happy when I see these weekly threads. It's kinda refreshing to see around here.

Svengoolie.
Hell Yeah.
20 posters.
Movie Info:
The MF'er that made this movie was same MF'er made the Blob.
He used monies from Blob to make this; didn't go over as well.
Anywho, that's why the movie ends with big ?, same as Blob,
Only no one demanded a sequel, and neither did anyone really want the sequel to Blob.
Blob.

this thread exists but there is no tcm foreign film sunday night thread.

Attached: FA0CD75F-3CE5-47F3-BAF8-D12E0977CE9E.png (440x470, 83K)

This is my first Svengoolie, is it always this corny?

would be cool to have tcm threads for things like tcm underground, but probably too late at night for most people. i don't have tcm anymore anyway. so not a big deal for me, unless someone puts up a stream.

yes
god tier

Looking out for ya.
TCM foreign whatever.
I'll be looking for ya, bro.

I could do without the little sound bites but Svengoolie himself is pretty good

Just wait until you experience a based Svenvison flick.

Holy shit she hit the wall hard and fast