And just like that the MCU has died

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So I guess Warner Bros won in the end.

>Her solo movie is the highest grossing of all time
>b-but if she takes the lead the franchise will die
Fucking retards

have sex
from Yea Forums

disnee killed starwars and now marvel.

Last Jedi made a billion as well. Doesn't mean it's a good thing, retard.

how the fuck did we get so close to Squirrel Girl that there was an unaired pilot, but we never get to see it and now Marvel dies? I get SO close to almost giving a fuck about Marvel, and now no one does after endgame. Fuck.

Squirrel Girl would be perfect now, too, because she was invented out of the idea of "how can people take this Marvel shit seriously?". Just make a joke out of it on the way down and give Squirrel Girl her 10 episodes.

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Mcu wants to do more cosmic stuff. She will be the cosmic captain america

It's over Bros ....it's total war

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Here's the thing. The reason people kept watching the MCU was Iron Man and Captain America. Take away Tony and Steve and hell fucking Thor as well and people will have less reasons to keep watching the movies.

The MCU shot itself in the foot. All it had to do was not go down the comics route and they went and did it.

POST ONE MORE CAPTAIN MARVEL THREAD AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>cosmic stuff
DO NOT WANT
There's enough space stuff with Star Wars, can't they explore the million other capes on Earth? Where the fuck is Blade and Moon Knight? They keep bringing up the family friendly crap when ScarJo's solo movie is going to be rated R

>The MCU shot itself in the foot. All it had to do was not go down the comics route and they went and did it.

Just marvel doing marvel things. Foot auto-shooting is a Marvel specialty, just ask Image comics.

dirty secret of sjw-ism is that its really all about white women

Bayformers also routinely made a billion. So did Sewer Side Squad.

You can't have RDJ and Chris Evans forever though

Why are they saying this now.

At least they accurately drew her flat ass.

Boom. There is it. Thank you user for proving my point. Box Office successes can be bad news for a series just as much as a Box Office failure.

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>how the fuck did we get so close to Squirrel Girl that there was an unaired pilot, but we never get to see it and now Marvel dies? I get SO close to almost giving a fuck about Marvel, and now no one does after endgame. Fuck.
>
>Squirrel Girl would be perfect now, too, because she was invented out of the idea of "how can people take this Marvel shit seriously?". Just make a joke out of it on the way down and give Squirrel Girl her 10 episodes.
As someone who started reading comic books in the 1980s, Squirrel Girl is one of my favorites. Hopefully they introduce her in Endgame and have her take down Thanos

but seriously if you have any SG cosplay please post it

It's been said before, this particular article is just another instance of it being said, just now it's in the Captain Marvel artbook.

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To prepare people for when she ruins Endgame.

Pit the blacks against the feminists, watch the fallout

>Disney created a franchise to rival SW
>Proceeds to buy SW
>Ruins it in record time
>Is now on track to ruin their own films in the same way

They just can't help themselves can they. Then again this could never last, the original likable heroes had to go at some point and people were going to get tired of superhero movies anyway

>highest grossing of all time
And yet it still hasn’t made back its production+marketing budget yet.

You can at least set up the mantle for good successors, which Disney is clearly not doing right now. At this rate we’re very likely going to lose Iron Man, Cap, and Thor and have them replaced with Riri, Black Falcon as Cap, and Whor. Nobody will want that.

>At least they accurately drew her flat ass.
>Padded leather butt.

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This. You can't replace greatness.

I got your new Captain America right here.

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Imagine if that happened in the trailer. It would have been so cool.

there would have been riots

> highest crossing of all time
> not a single cent on profit
lmao

>Imagine if that happened in the trailer
I believe we saw a preview of the alternate cut with less focus on CM. Damage control in in progress.

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if she becomes head of avengers, or even just a key player, prepare for a shit-tonne of her patronising the male members of the team and generally being a clone of the purple//pink haired lady from TLJ

i

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> They just can't help themselves can they
what do you expect when women past their middle age are taking managing positions in the company. House of Mouse will crumble, decay & rot away thanks to women's weakness

NANI?!

At the very least they could've avoided tripping at the finish line.
Talk about embarrassing.

Because they continue telling themselves that the only reason the movie failed was because of some joint effort of russians and nazi incels attacking the films. And they keep hoping the vast hordes of woke, beautiful brown, female nerds will all come to see the movies creating the highest theater ticket numbers ever seen.

They just want to believe that there are millions upon millions of woke liberated women nerd comic fans in the US that are still being marginalized somehow. And not believing that the white male comic freaks actually are the primary demographic of Star Wars and MCU by miles. The very group they do not want watching their movies.

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Meanwhile the real reason it failed is because they tried extra hard to exclude the fans from the series. Leaving...not many others who still give a shit to see movies in theaters.

The incels on this board would have melted their keyboards. It would have been beautiful.

I've said for awhile now I'm out after Endgame. I've enjoyed the ride and I'll let it end on a (hopefully) high note.

> her character is supposed to take the lead
> of the whole franchise post-Endgame
> origin story flock flops this hard
How will House of Mouse cope with this?

What is the breakeven? Was it really $750 million?

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It's almost like Marxist political correctness is destroying society or something.

Fuck if I know.

That's what happens when you put women and soiboys in control

>I believe we saw a preview of the alternate cut with less focus on CM.

I believe this 100%. The Russo's have used alternate cuts before in the IW trailers. I have no doubt they're going to have her catch the Axe because they wont let a single moment go by where Captain Fungi doesn't show up the original Avengers, especially the men!!!FACT!!!

Listen. I don't give a flying fuck about comic book movies or Captain Marvel in particular, but people have been saying that Disney is somehow doctoring CapMarv's performance numbers. All I want to know is whether that's actually possible or not.

>use liquid assets to have third party firms go to theaters and buy hundreds of tickets, in cash.

It's very plausible, but it fucks over the theaters because if you sell out a show, I'm sure the manager excepts a certain number of concessions sold. What's a good number, maybe 60-75% of movie goers buy at least something? So now they're actually in the red because their projections are all way off.

Okay. So it's possible but unlikely?

100% possible. But probably through tickets sold to bullshit charities rather than the theorized mass buyout scheme (though it's still possible even if I doubt the scale). Black Panther did something similar.

Keep in mind the budget is $750 mil supposedly. Could have squirreled away a chunk of it for buying tickets.

The charities are real, they gave out tickets like it was water after a hurricane.

Yea but Daisy is about 40x better looking and 1000x cooler

omega level of cringe

When I say bullshit charities, I don't mean fake charities. I just mean garbage ones.

Some time ago I watched his video and he said he isn't hyped anymore.

I don't hate Cpt Marvel, but jesus christ Brie Larson is a terrible miscast

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CM losing money in the grand scheme means nothing, they may have even planned on it because all of the cost is recouped by the MCU in general. They want optics and numbers, which is why they let A Wrinkle in Time die because that movie means nothing, neither did Solo.

I dont give a fuck about the MCU but Black Panther should definitely be the next lead.

The Russo brothers hate her though and didn't even want to include her in the movie at all

Imagine her getting bred by bbc hnnnnghhh

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S to shit on grave you mean

Good. Let it die.

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WAKANDAFOREVER

please just stop talking

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Why not? Marvel never had an obvious "lead" like DC does with Superman.

During the olympics in Brazil, some members of the government went to schools giving free tickets to the competitions when no one appeared. The vast majority decided to go anyway because it's shit, so that's why most stadiums were empty.
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised Disney did something like this.

Imagine being such a numale that you think the MCU dying is a bad thing.

The worst thing is that they still expect white males to line up for this shit, while they're being dumped on, and then cry "SEXISM!!!" when we don't!!!FACT!!!

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>The Russo brothers hate her though and didn't even want to include her in the movie at all

Probably why they're out of the MCU after Endgame!!!FACT!!!

Is she Hillary ?

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REEEEEEEEE

>Pit the blacks against the feminists, watch the fallout

>blacks don't care what feminists want
>feminists care what blacks want
Seems pretty one-sided imo

You seem to imply the destruction of Disney is something bad.

Someone explain pls

But you did.
Hell, if only women had gone to watch Captain Marvel, the movie would have flopped.

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If this is not in the theatrical release, it should be!

NUUUUUUUUUU

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Kinda gay bro

No, Carol is. Hillary also fell and plans to get back up.

Carol wasn’t hiding an email server or her Jewish friends. Besides she’s Chelsea.

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>the original likable heroes had to go
Judging by the digital de-aging of Samuel L. Jackson, that may soon change.

Really?

daisy ridley is cute ok

Some say FINNA BE SLAW...

some say THEATER SLICK EMPTY....

I dare to say FINNA BE SLAW THEATER SLICK EMPTY

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>same fatty incel poster
>same fake post

>heh that's a pretty good comic
>nathan w pyle
>look him up
>writes for buzzfeed
>comic not funny any more

The the raw power of the BBC. Something you will never understand wh*te boi.

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Who the fuck is watching this movie? At least I could understand Black Panter was the result of Black people, but who the fuck is the audience for this movie.

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normalfaggots

Journalists. There's millions and millions of them now.

>I love captain marvel too! All Incels should have sex! like we did!

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Protect trans' kids.

You joke, and I'm a somewhat racist white guy saying this, but this pic is getting closer and closer to reality every day. I work with two white girls, both pretty, both coalburners, one psychotic, and just yesterday the psychotic one was talking about how much she loved kids but didn't want to "ruin her vagina" by having one, so she said she was thinking about adopting a black baby. I went to my local supermarket this past valentines day and as I was getting ready to get out of my car I saw three BMWF couples exiting the restaurants in the plaza and a group of three black guys and three cute, white thots coming out of the nearby McDonalds.

guess all the black girls are with the white guys then?

>Protect kids from trans
FTFY

>didn't see the apostrophe
It's okay lad.

This meme needs to end and be banned. Ruined this website.

This aesthetic is what the average white prog thinks is "kewl" in the year of our lord 2019 and yet they have the gall to mock other people for being "vanilla." Really grinds my gears, I tell ya.

We do need to wake up white women. Especially find it funny how dumb cunts always end up single moms.

I literally expected this to happen in the trailer.
It not happening honestly felt like a nod towards us incel neonazis.

jesus

10 grand is nothing for a movie theater lmao I used to be manager of a movie theater and we would get 30k in a night. If someone reserved 500 seats for a movie no one even called me as this is common and we do allow people to reserve with child price but we make sure they're with childs when they come.

They had to find a stunt double with negative ass too.

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normal people who don't spend their entire lives on /pol

you spend a lot of time stalking other people as they live their lives; rather creepy and also sad

Pic relate went to see the movie. Pic related are not males.

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Yes they are, you just say they aren't because you like to pretend that men are incapable of being pathetic.

tits or gtfo roastie

>dirty secret of sjw-ism is that its really all about upper middle class white women
I gotchu f'am

Let me guess, you are insecure about men being capable of being a bunch of worthless betas because that would mean you are not inherently valuable, and that, to be a man worth respecting, you need to work for it.
That means you get triggered at the idea of working.

Let me guess, you are a millennial.

Mar-Vell is officially worse than anything DC will produce.

The MCU has so much wasted potential now.

If she was hot, people would see it as a positive. But she is bland, no body no face.

That's not true at all, sir. It's not stalking. It's just casual observances and information that they offer voluntarily, thank you very much. Have a nice day.

>Highest grossing of all time
On what fucking metric is that? BvS is still higher than it, so is Aquaman, so is Infinity War, so is most other MCU movies, what are you talking about?

Let me guess, you're an overweight semi attractive faced girl with daddy issues who doesn't realise she's a slampig.

It's a popcorn flick, who was the audience for Transformers? People who had nothing to do on the weekends except watch a popcorn flick.

Let me guess, you two are retard loser faggots who fuck their own parents and jerk off retarded people for fun in your spare time.

I kept watching the action scenes to see if the double had a nice ass but nope flatter than Brie

>they're are women who have better beards than me
>and also smaller tits

JUST

Have Sneed

>dirty secret of sjw-ism is that its really all about upper middle class jewish women who say they're white
I got you famm

brie is the hero we don't deserve

Agreed.
Because we deserve better.

thor is lucky he's still alive.

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bump

seriously?

bunp

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They were always enemies in the first place. Especially ethnic feminists versus white. They've ALWAYS been enemies because they use each other

Most black panther fans don’t give a shit about the mcu, just black panther

Everyone who browses Yea Forums is a millennial unless you're over 35 or under 19

10/10 nice larping

What kind of a no life genetic end loser do you have to be to unironically draw and put something like this online.
Capeshit and Disney are the cancer killing humanity.

Suicide squad was fun.
Stay triggered, mcu cucks.

Yes.
The marketing and shilling for this dumpster fire was insane.

>cosmic MCU
aka shit cause MCU has shit cosmic comic omegalul

You need to have charisma to be Captain America, also Vance Astro is already Cosmic Captain America. She's Captain Marvel.

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Give her time, It might take a few more movies for people to warm up to her. Just wait until we see her kick ass in Endgame, I bet all will be forgiven and it'll build up even more hype for the next phase of Marvel. Sometimes you can't hit a home run on your first step up to the plate, but with the bases loaded with some of Marvel's best heroes, I guarantee you we'll see Brie hit a grand slam.

Yeah, sure. I'll wait for the inevitable BTFO thread when they break more box office records. Yea Forums is almost always wrong.

If you don't have anything nice to say...

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>good story too! The theme is like TPP+DS
what did he mean by this?

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The journalists would have a fucking field day.
>Woman catches an axe and sends nerds into a frenzy.

Which one is Hideo and which one is Mr. Kojima?

So he has shit taste in movies.

Batman v Superman SUCKS, kid.

>implying white males are dreaming to fuck brie larson
Seriously? Top kek

>doesn't like cpt miscast
>doesn't like bvs
he has shit taste but i don't see the correlation here

He eats anything that has hollywood on it.

Gay.

i genuinely don't know
the phantom pain and dark souls?

true but it's clear that even a westaboo spits some of the shit he is given

kojima actually knows how to write a strong female character that is an actual character, so im not surprised he didn't care about it.

Death Stranding

>Her solo movie is the highest grossing of all time
Are we really pretending that black panther didn't earn 700 mil in the US alone? Hell, captain marvel isn't even CLOSE to wonder woman or deadpool yet, let alone BP.
The actual reality is that Captain Marvel is on track to be significantly less popular than most recent capeshit films despite releasing with absolutely zero competition and will have trouble turning much of a profit unless it's kept in theatres for months and months to eke out every last dollar.

This pic was staged for a magazine or news, don't remember name but remember to see this, it's like pick all black women

You're some shitskin from Brazil obsessed in cuckold nigger porn because was the best way to ridicularize the white male after years of USA artificially promoting the white as cuckold loser race of men, boycotting their relationships, producing only racial media, porn, commercials only against them and trying to shill white owmen with niggers and boycott white men and non-white women to create the unnatural american bizarro world of racial worship of white women and anti-white male racial trashing?

know that this pic was made in the insane countr of white cuckolds in the past, was with someone who tried to pick every white woman who was with black to take a picture when the country of white cuckolds, was trying to hardcore pushing between 2004 and 2016 thousands of racial anti-white male cuckold porn while the white male produced nothig, thousands of tv shows, media, commercials trying to put the white male as inferior cuckold loser for a bizarre nigger who nobody wants but USA wanted to see white women with niggers for poltiical strategy of anti-white male polarization and demoralization while they are so aware of this that they make sure to keep asian women, black women, non-white women as inferior race for white women while keep the narrative of them as friends

USA is so aware of this that USA worked for years to produce racial cuckold commercials, media, porn, movies, everything only against white, try to sell the white male as losers onl ywith white women to sell the narrative of undesired loser cuckold pathetic race of men to remove the respect of the white male and also make the white woemn see the narratie of being with niggers as cool, at the same time USA and all world who always had majority being non-white owmen wanting whit emen and much more couples, produced everything to lower the sexual market of white male

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look up payola scandal
this in all likelihood so that they dont incur the wrath of the sec over the clear payola and defrauding of investors

Not when you consider the fact that disney could give two shits about the theaters being successful. See: their policy of forcing theaters to only show their newest movie or never get a disney movie again they have done twice iirc.

If they can inflate the box office ticket sales enough for people to think the movie did well, more people will watch it even if everyone is saying it is boring.

thats cuz niggers actually saw the movie when it was offered free.. women werent gonna watch this shit - women want to see the rock or jason momoa take off their shirts - it makes the obvious fraud disney is pulling with the tickets look like obvious fraud

Why would they even try to make her the 'face' of the MCU? Before this movie she had absolutely no star power whatsoever, the only things I remember her being in were Scott Pilgrim and Kong and both of those weren't big earners or even well liked.

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To be fair, chris evans was unknown too before captain america (was also in scott pilgrim). He just knew how to act and had a good movie made around him.

They need to leave the sinking ship however, now that its obvious cpt marvel is not catching on. But they wont, they will double down because its disney and they cant "prove the trolls right".

Phase 4 is going to stink.

The MCU is dead after Endgame closure. They have pissed on 10 years of loyal fandom.

Captain Marvel got blown the fuck out by turds like Fast and Furious 7, Twilight 2, Shrek 2 and Dawn of Justice etc. opening weekend and is not catching up.

There's a reason the Disney shills only shill the foreign box office in damage control efforts... it got BTFO in the US... only the 28th biggest opening and just the 3rd biggest March opening.

This after hundreds of millions in marketing and it needing 750 million to just break even. It's a certifiable bomb that may not even make its money back.

The whole movie was a train-wreck, but this scene truly fucked Marvel permanently, just like how TLJ permanently fucked Star Wars...
Towards the end of the movie, looking through Carol Danver’s case files, Fury sees that her Air Force call sign was "Avenger"

So, to honor her, he renames his new project “The Avenger Initiative"

Thus the Avengers were NAMED AFTER Brie Larson, the TRUE first Avenger

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Even if they didn't hand it over to a franchise killer like Larson, the only Avengers anyone gives a fuck about are Captain America and Iron Man. The franchise was fucked no matter what since both those guys are out after this next one.

I don't know why people bust George's balls for that line, it's probably the only really great piece of dialogue he's ever written.

>One of the highlights at my career at Marvel was introducing her at Comic-Con and having her coming out on stage and stand there with literally almost every thing else from our universe, and there she was at the forefront, and it was a great foreshadowing of not just for how audiences are going to embrace Brie as this character, but also for how Captain Marvel is about to take the lead and be at the forefront of the entire Cinematic Universe. ~Kevin Feige

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Not a chance. X-men will carry MCU for two decades

The new Captain America is going to be Sebastian Stan. They already locked him down with a contract for like twenty movies.

not even the cringest moment, full spoilers

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continued spoilers

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>initial movies are helmed by charismatic, charming actors amd characters
>replace them with a smug charisma vaccum

What's Marvels Avengers: Endgame?

Kinda bummed out about Endgame, now I haven't paid to see one of these flicks since Ironman from 2008, but it would've been nice to see the OG donut steel squad off to one last mission. Instead we got Resting Bitchface McFungus on the helm, and she manages to look generic even next to faces I've seen for 10 years

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>she'll pick up tormbreaker and caps shield
>smashes thanos head in
>while saying that she can aim for the head
I'll piss my pantsif that happens.

X-Men works as loong as they get Jackman to ply the Wolverine for a few minutes. The moment he gets too old and says enough is enough you'll see it drop.

He already have, both Jackman and Stewart stated that Logan was the best send-off for their incarnation of the characters.
Now we'll get someone like Daniel Radcliff as a more size appropriate version.

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>MCU without RDJ
You think they would survive? He made Marvel alot of money.

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Even without Larson and Captain Marvel, it’s gonna be a hard follow-up to Endgame without the main cast.

Honestly, cape films are reaching the breaking point. The market is so saturated like horror flicks in the 80’s that the bubble is going to burst.

What you say is true, however there is so much to do with the IP it could survive 1 or 1 misses

Right, I feel it’s almost the same position as Nu-Wars. Can it survive post Luke Skywalker saga

they wont commit on her now that people are lukewarm to her. People like BP and Spidey so they will be the focus along with X-men and FF. Captain America had the best trilogy in the MCU. CM can't even hold her own.

Furious 7 made alot of money because of Paul Walker.

Batman V. Superman made money because it stars the most popular super hero's of all time duking it out.

Shrek made money because the franchise was an instant hit back in the day. Back when cartoons with toilet humor was the funniest thing ever.

The X-Men are coming. They’ll take the lead.

Does anyone have the image of some angry faces of capt marvel with a huge head?

Yeah. Seems like Danvers is an okay character in the script, but she can’t pull it off. Like Ralph Feinnes playing Tony Stark. The quips would come out right.

Well they lost both Iron Man and Captain America. Is there any other Avengers leader type of character?

Great. FINALLY capeshit is dead. Can we just move into Anime and Vidya kino?

and none of those were called "the biggest movie ever"... in fact BvS was called a "bomb" despite making 25 million more than CM its opening weekend

makes me think

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>I merely smiled at an Asgardian God and then he told me he likes me. To live life as a woman is to live life on the defense

Let's ignore the FACT that disney bought every theater in the world for 5 days at least, 2 weeks at most. Let's also forget all the disney-funded "charity" programs to get people to see the movie. let's also ignore the thousands of pictures that show empty theaters.
Much better. Now I can delude myself into thinking that it was earned because it was a good movie.

Fucking sucks mane

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Good riddance

>feminists care what blacks want
Imagine believing this

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what happened

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Hollywood make up & lighting + wig covering her fivehead happened.

Disneymarvel must've spent 50-100m on damage control/extra promotion/astroturfing.

All the news articles, photoshoots, bribing google/youtube/rottentomatoes. They know Brie Larson has no starpower and charisma, that's why they did all this shit.

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kek

>incel has never seen a woman without make up before

Not every woman without make-up looks as sweaty as a 3 week old ham.

Imagine if they'd tried to artificially hype RDJ like this instead of just making a good, solid movie.

That's how it should be. Not have falcon take the mantle because "muh skin color"

>Going near Larson
I dont want aids thank you very much

Its all because Captain Marvel is just a terrible hero in general.

She's superman except she fires lasers from her hands instead of her eyes. These omnipotent characters need great personalities otherwise they're just fucking boring to watch. And whaddya know brie's a fucking piece of wood.

Fucking based.

The comic doesn't even make sense. Stormbreaker doesn't have the same enchantment as Mjolnir

>people expect Captain Feminism (female) to show up and beat Thanos
>Endgame is the Origin Story of Squirel Girl
>She beats Thanos
FUND IT

No way
I dont believe that
Are you sure?

i wish

instead captain toefungus will swoop in and kick thanos' ass in less than a minute

>unknown
>the human torch

have sex

Why must i be exposed to this?

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Future school shooter.

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Havent seen the movie and im waiting for rips but why do they call her captain fungus?

Honest question
If you see this and burst out laughing will he be mad?

As if a man like that is alpha enough to fight another person.

yikes

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Im onlytired of the mcu because they make the same movie over and over in their assembly line. I hope after endgame they relax the rules and like someone above said explore the million other capes right there on earth.

So I have 2 genuine questions about the movie. The first is, where the fuck did that cat come from? Maybe I missed a brief flashback scene or something, was she owned by Dr. Lawson or something?
My second question is... was there intended to be sexual tension between Captain Marvel and her black friend? Because I usually don't notice those kinda themes, but it really seems like they were somewhat implying that

For you, not for me.

Based

>Actually believing this
>Calls others retard

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she can't act though

The Boss was a Mary Sue mate

>If someone reserved 500 seats for a movie no one even called me as this is common

Oh fuck off s.oyboy.

>So this is how the MCU dies

Again Captain Marvel
Like the comics

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DP looks like a complete shitshow though.
>cosplay tier outfits on scrawny emo knockoff versions
>literally who 1 and 2 trying to compete with Picard X and Ian McKellen

It's just laughably sad at this point. They needed to wait longer and focus on different X people for a while. Even though the Avengers are being actively ruined hey still pull enough charisma and budget to make X-Men look like discount cosplay in Oklahoma by comparison. Shark well jumped on all of it.

I mean, they could have done a movie focusing on Rogue and Gambit (sort of like Winter Soldier) if they had half a brain between their whole SJW writing staff instead of team shitshows and Captain Fungal but NOPE gotta grab the most normies and imaginary SJW audience possible that's going to stick around long enough to virtue signal a tweet that they did their part for Feminism (TM) by watching a fucking movie...lol

>Star Wars and Marvel Comics Sales Drop Confirms Disney

cosmicbook.news/star-wars-marvel-sales-drop-disney

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>the 1000 cock stare in the background
>the question she's tired of asking because she already knows the answer as to why someone is taking a picture

>dream big, princess

Oh I'm sure she did

>cosmicbook.news/star-wars-marvel-sales-drop-disney

>1/11/2019
>It's pretty obvious fans are shunning Star Wars in favor of other popular Disney brands, especially Marvel, which isn't seeing a drop (and continues to make movies).

OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO lol

Even with that
still flat

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I've been with plenty of women hotter than that, jesus Christ she looks like my lunch lady in high school or the dyke running the crepes café in SF with the stack of anti-men pamphlets by the door.

>at least she has a good pers-
>at least she has charism-
>at least she can memorize lines