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Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Nice oranges I hope you're gonna number them.

very nice webm. This is becoming a very good saturday.

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>reminder
>flopped
>sequel never

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any more Black and White edits?

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She is the Panzer Kunst Elite
Born to Alite
Sequal repeat
Battle waifu

Healing our dead
Of the mouse shes ahead
Fed by cape shit dred

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Just got back from the movie
>Show up at ticket booth
>Tons more people in line than I'm used to
>One of the ticket machines breaks, so 2/3 of the employees focus on fixing the machine rather than servicing the line.
>Finally get inside and take my seat
>Audio/Video out of sync
>I get up and go get an employee because fuck if I'll pay money to watch a movie like this in that sort of state
>Everything running good now
>Ease into my seat and smile to myself as movie begins
>Afterwards, ask if they keep extra posters for their films
>Guy says no
>I walk by a stack of Captain Marvel posters on the way out.
That said the movie was great and I felt refreshed. It's a good feeling and I wish the movie could have went on longer. It had a good turnout for my showing, too.

I noticed a lot of little things I usually don't, small details in the background and about Alita herself. There was so much subtlety to her movements and expressions. The one that comes to mind most is during Nova's response to Alita's "I don't need your permission to live" line. When Nova brings up Hugo, you can see her right eye lid raise up a bit more and quiver as she listens to Nova speak. That small detail really helped sell her in that scene.

One thing that I'm wondering about is about whether Grewishka had a connection to Nova before the start of the story. He's a lady killer until Alita breaks his arm. Then Nova uses him to get Alita and by the end of the movie, he's being called Nova's champion.

Also, Nova has chips in different people's heads down in Iron City, but how did they get there? Does he have people implanting them with chips? Are they sent up and he has them implanted and then shipped back down? The way Vector talks makes it sound like something that's just been going on and even he is chipped.

who do you think Disney went to see to get the rights when they wanted to build an Avatar park?
clue: it wasn't Fox

Going to go for 8th time in 6 hours, its pouring down here, but my heart has been aching for it all morning.

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No, it's just pathetic and shameless. If people want a sequel they should have supported the movie when it was in theaters.

thanks user!

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>that tight ass jump right on your face

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yeah thats what i was wondering about, was the big guy employed by Nova to kill those ladies?

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>tfw you realize you could have studied making movies all this time and help make Alita but you're a failure nobody

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pretty sure everyone who signed this already went to see the movie, otherwise they wouldn't be supporting a sequel
why get upset over this? there's no drawback, it's just a meme petition relax

Threadly reminder that Alita has a butthole

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How many times were you guys healed by Alita?

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Once. And it will never stop /healing/.

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>tfw she can anal

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0.
It’s just fun for me to communicate here, in fact, I don’t have feelings for Alita.

>Just got back from 4th viewing
>Over 50 other people in the theater
>Everyone was cheering and clapping every time Alita kicked ass in a fight
>After leaving the cinema people were saying that was the best movie they've ever seen
>Alita continues to heal the masses
>Today was a good day!

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very cool, thanks!
>tfw ywn digitally create her, hair by hair, pore by pore.

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>One thing that I'm wondering about is about whether Grewishka had a connection to Nova before the start of the story
He is supposed to in the movie. Theres that line about the person who shapes both their destines.
He also tell her about nova in the manga

what's the context of this?
did Kishiro made this as a joke? fan work? signed by him but not his style

>Everyone was cheering and clapping every time Alita kicked ass in a fight

Must have been awful watching the movie together with niggers.

>Over 50 other people in the theater
>Everyone was cheering and clapping every time Alita kicked ass in a fight
I wish even ONE of the 13 times I've gone had even a fraction of that kind of audience engagement.

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STOP

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He was explaining how cyborg bodies work. here is some more of it.

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Joke. There are lots of these joke strips but none of them are technically canon

it doesn matter how many generals of this flick you guys try to shill, it wont change the fact that captain marvel totally BTFO alita and all of Yea Forums

Alita's comics sell

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>made by the author to explain and expand lore
>none of them are technically canon

Sure thing, whatever you say buddy.

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Reminder!
>Disney bought reviews.
>Used positive review bots.
>Mass deleted negative reviews.
>Bought their own seats.
>Paid off critics.
>Movie has the worst fall off and has no legs.
>Had to pay for negative reviews against competitors.
When the truth comes out, and it will, I'll make sure to post Alitaboomer memes at you. People are getting really tired of this shit.

(You)

OH, don't forget they changed YouTube algorithms to hide bad reviews and Rotten Tomatoes literally changed their review system to favor CM.

I loved it, you could really feel the energy of everyone who wholeheartedly loved experiencing the movie.

>these threads are being posted for any reason other then for the love of Alita: Battel Angel
that is where you are wrong bucko

>captain marvel totally BTFO alita
Not at all, considering it's part of the biggest movie franchise to date and had a post credit bait in the biggest movie of said film franchise, while being set up as a prequel to an even bigger movie.

plus
>no one care about Captain Marvel
>no one care about Brie Larson

they were maybe 2 people on tv who thought CM would flop
most people here don't give a flying fuck about CM bo numbers, aside for the fact maybe that it's taking away some money from a much better movie that needs a sequel

Of course you can user

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I wonder what her butthole smells like.

>Sechs liked this comment.
Subtle. kek

I have been losing weight since watching. When I get hungry I just think about Alita and all my Yea Forums bros

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smells like tacos i bet

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Captain Marvel is the worst MCU movie.
Alita is easily the best of 2019 so far.
Cyberpunk > Capeshit ALWAYS

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>user get the fuck out of here

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stop this lewd shit right now

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Even if Alita was capeshit and CM was cyberpunk Alita would still be better. It's not good because of the genre, it's good because the movie makers gave a shit and loved the movie.

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Alita wouldn't mind lewd. She is a healthy teenager with a strong libido.

Its soulless Onions green for the proles user

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>what did you just say about me user?

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You're right and you're wrong. She likes being with someone she loves not being a porn star.

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>100+ threads
>Shilling

We're dedicated unlike you who just make shitty useless posts.

Oranges of course

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10 bucks says she's fat and has 5 cats

Don't feel bad user, just means you're not sharing the room with amerimutts.

>She likes being with someone she loves not being a porn star.

Alita loves me so I don't see a problem.

>that drop in cinemas

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WITH THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
I grinned from ear to ear when he said that
any other favorite lines?

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How the hell can they salvage endgame if Capt. Manly plays a major role?

I'm going to bed now, ameribros.
Please keep Alita save for me till I'm back.

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The melancholy is starting to hit again, friends. Why can't she be real? Will this longing ever subside?

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I wish we knew what basedAnnouncer looked like

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I got her user

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Alita keeps us all safe bro

mfw he is a deckman.

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blessed post

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But why though, she pretty much loves the chads she met in her life. All three of them. She's taken.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FHDAFE ME NOFAH

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Do cyborgs in the Alita universe have sex? I noticed that one asian Motorball winner had a buncha girls with him and he looked like he was planning to smash.

Do you think its a mind meld thing kind of like the helmets they used in Demolition Man?

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gotta learn to live with it

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No, it'll never go away.

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Got home after a tiring day and found this package.

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have you seen the movie, shitposter friend?

it seems like it depends, Zapan definitely has a metal dick and thinks VR sex is for fags

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CELL?

WHAT'S IN THE PACKAGE!?

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>not real
>future AI?

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Show us user

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>tfw this movie made me find my drawing tablet so I could make transparent cutouts so /alita/ could make higher quality memes
I thought I threw this away, too...

Yeah there is definitely some form of VR in Iron city, at least in the manga. That's how people could watch motorball, from the players perception.
If VR exists its probably usable for VR-Sex.

>forgot pic

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imagine being so beta you use VR sex instead of fashioning a cyborg penis. It would basically be a highly advanced strap on i guess.

Its making me want to draw alita a lot.
Already sketched her a few times in my book. Gonna try a digital piece soon. Will post later.

But would it feel pleasurable to use? And what if you wanna fuck a cyborg like Alita?

I know right?

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What if Ido had to pull start the hammer?

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let me guess, the artbook?

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O PEN IT
O PEN IT

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thi s reallY jogged m y noggiN

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>POMF!
>Whaaa! What are we gonna do on the bed, user!?

Must say, print turned out much better than I expected. Camera picture doesn't do it justice. Was nice coming home to find this, have had a horrible headache all day. Came home to dinner and this, makes it all better.

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why couldn't we get that for the promo stuff. Very jelly, Peach.

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Very very nice.

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Add in touch receptors, not sure what you would do in Alita's case, maybe nanotech gizmo?

is Maze runner death cure kino?
Considering to watch just for rosa

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Any of you anons catch the Alita passport to iron city experience?
My team won the most credits and I got all sorts of goodies.
Actors were really funny, never broke character, and my teammates were nice
Framed the team bar pics in my room

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Thanks, user

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Is this /healing/ potion? Interlinked.

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I watched it once and immediately forgot it.
I can't even remember Rosa in it.

So I went to watch it again. I noticed that the word "LIES" sort of can be read on the wall in Vector's lab. It' in the top right in the wide shots.

Also "I do not stand by in the presence of evil" is definitely a quote form somewhere, because it has quote marks in the subtitles. The subtitles have a lot of trademark armor, since "sky cities", "hunter-warrior", "the fall" etc. are written verbatim rather than being translated into Norwegian. So "keikaku means plan" is in effect here. They do explain that a hunter-warrior is a bounty hunter in Norwegian. The most bizarre trademark armor is that "Champions League" was verbatim - but that doesn't make much sense to me, since any conflict with UEFA would be lower by just translating it to Norwegian. I wonder of the trademark lawyers took things too far here.

Anyway, watch report:
>Theater name is Nova
kek
>Stand in line to go up to the screening rooms
>Assume that the people ahead of me are going into other movies
>Some of them are, but some of them actually are going the same way as me
>"Please, to your right"
>We don't go up the stairs because Nova 2 is the only screening room which is on the same level as the lobby
>Realize that the people watching Alita are the only ones who are not allowed upstairs
kek 2, no Zalem for us tonight
>About 70% of 113 seats taken, including the wheelchair spot
>Rather subdued crowd this time, and it was also older than last time I saw it. Maybe because of the time of day, which was later in the evening when the kids are partying.

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If my cutouts are bothering you guys let me know and I'll stop. Otherwise if you want one snipped let me know, also.

Imagine shilling this video:
nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34778728

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My favorite

>rewatching death cure, CIA appears.

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her shirts starts slipping

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Try doing the Alita diet challenge for a few days user
> orange for breakfast (eat a little bit of the peel)
> half turkey/ham sandwich for lunch (share other half with your dog)
> chocolate bar for snack
> leafy greens with chicken/some type of protein for dinner
Comes to a little bit under 1400 calories with a pretty good macronutrient split. Very low on calories if you’re a male though
I did it for a few days to cut weight since I play sport on the weekends

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I haven't watched this movie. Does anyone get cucked in this film?

HNNNNNNG

ah ok the movie with CIA little finger. I always confuse these movies (Maze Runner /Divergent series etc).
looks like the beginning of a lewd scene, smile and all

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I'm sorry guys, I'm very very tired and won't be here right now. I'll be here tomorrow night, after more work and I see Alita one more time. Have a good night anons, keep making the good content. Keep them comfy.

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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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Chiren does, but the black man is the villain and he dies and she realizes she was wrong for doing it.

^w^

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goodnight peaches

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Based ^w^ poster.

Night Peaches.

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How long until we get cyborg gfs IRL

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Sleep well and dream or dream not of Alita, whatever seems appropriate.

Nighty

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that scene with the grindcutters flying out worked really well in 3D, it made me flinch a little

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No not really. Some woman decides to fuck the black dude, but more or less to "climb the power hierarchy" with unforeseeable consequences for her health.

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>unforeseeable
But she sees it just fine. Now give her a hand.

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she can't, she is "handicapped".

What’s Alita’s height? She looks very small. Even smaller than Rosa if we go based off the promotional events mannequin

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We sort of do already, if we count people with prosthetics.
youtube.com/watch?v=GNnFNxx4Exw

1.5meter or 5 feet tall

She is smoll

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Because he made Avatar as a stepping stone for Alita. He didn't care about the franchise, he just wanted to test the technology. Then it made a fuckload of money and he saw an opportunity to get funding for his passion project.

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At least your cinema wasn't called "The Granite Inn"

Wow I hadn’t seen this
That’s very nice of them to do

absolutely. grewishka mentions that nova rescued him from the undercity, so its obvious that he is his handyman thug down in iron city, who gets to have fun murdering women without having a bounty put on his head for his services.

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From the manga.
>She's a 4'10" cyberlet.

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>last night of alita playing in my area
>have a social obligation keeping me away

Forgive me Alita

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>I was forgotten here to rot, but I was saved by Nova
Don't see hoe you could miss it desu.

Cameron still owns Avatar though, other user is wrong
see:

Literally in the IMAGINE tier

Why are guys so Obsessed with Alita? Mad they got BTFO?

screenrant.com/captain-marvel-trolls-alita-boycott/

Yes, Grewishka says that Nova found him in the underworld and re-made him. He also has a lot of loyalty towards Nova. And Nova is willing to go to bat for him with Chiren and Vector. So Grewishka is sort of Nova's long-standing pet project, it seems. And it's implied that Grewishka is collecting body parts for Nova - but it's not explicitly explained that is why he's protected from a bounty.

Except she weighs over 300 pounds and she'll be the one carrying YOU to find furniture to play on.

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it got posted in some art book shot i think that daughter body alita is 5'1", berserker alita is 5'4" and rosa is 5'3', which mattered for the motion capture

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>Yea Forums constantly tells me to go watch Alita
>it actually has interracial sex scenes in it

Fuck you dumb faggots and your faggy cuck fantasies.

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>Be good friends with a guy, trust each other enough that we start jacking hardbodies together to make a living
>Not the best thing to be doing but have to make ends meet in iron city to stay afloat
>One day he brings some random girl to a motorball game without asking anyone first
>Play the game like i usually would, take her out to score for my team
>My friend gets mad at me, even though i treated her like i would anyone else new to the game so they see how tough it is
>In the space of two days my friend starts hanging out with me less and less
>Hear that he's spending all his time with the random hardbody
>The only time he actually hangs out with me is when he brings her to the wreckage of an URM ship and i have to tag along
>She tells me to shush when i'm trying to tell her more about the ship
>She jumps into the water to go into the ship without warning anyone, suddenly we're responsible for her safety
>She comes back after we've been worried about her the entire time, carrying a body
>Turns out she is literally an URM berserker, the deadliest enemy from the great war whose aftershocks are still felt today
>Is potentially responsible for war crimes and the death of soldiers on our side
>Absolutely noone cares and everyone is totally cool with it for no reason
>Fastforward a few days, jacking parts one night and my friend ditched me again
>He shows up and tells me he quits, thinks he's too good for jacking parts now
>All because of some girl he's known for less than a week who he's been putting over me even though i've know him for so much longer
>Get mad, lash out and say something i shouldn't have
>He punches me in the face and we start fighting
>A hunter-warrior appears and threatens my friend, crushes his shoulder
>I don't know what's going on but i hit the hunter-warrior for hurting my friend
>Ultimately sacrifice my life so he can escape
>MFW people call me a dickhead as they leave the movie theater

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And then...

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>ackchyually in the manga

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You're right. That part slipped my mind. Thanks.

well, don't watch it then faggot

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do you see angry comments about CM in here? no? that's because no one cares
these threads were going way before CM opened

Oh no that's even better

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Fuck YOU for being obsessed with interracial sex.
There are no sex scenes, its implied that they have some form of relationship. That's it.

Just went to see this film. I liked it, but it could have done without the sappy romance stuff. The actor for the love interest was not very good and the script writing for that was pretty bad. Everything else I rather liked, especially the hunters. The doc was pretty cool.

>the only direct mention of what nova's doing with the body parts his minions send him is a voice-over and a brief shot of chiren's harvested organs

I wonder if they're even going to mention the GENE Project

you're good, m8. If anything it just makes it easier for other anons to utilize for other oc.

Reminder that if you're a mouse shill, the SEC will give you a huge bounty for any actionable information that results in significant enforcement action against The Walt Disney Company or their affiliates for messing with the Fox merger.

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Kek this shits too funny
I thought Tanji was pretty based desu
This was more Hugo’s fault for being a faggot and not accepting Alita stole his heart as soon as she saw her for the first time.
Tanji knew Hugo had feelings for the hardbody and suggested he tell her the truth about them being part jackers from the beginning. He made the ultimate sacrifice for his bro and he got cut like a pig in slaughter
RIP

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fresh oc

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it was 154 years ago, get over it lol

The romance was my favorite part, that and the motorball.

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stay comfy Peach

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This is the cutest expression ever
When Hugo asks her if she wants to play motorball
“Sure why not!”
Just pure, innocent excitement
She’s too precious I love her

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This song is so freaking hype.
>youtube.com/watch?v=5BskOC-maU0

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Oh I wrote it wrong.
>Why are these guys (screenrant) so obsessed with Alita?

Imagine this in 4k

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give loli-alita some love!

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>Never felt anything for any woman
>Cave in and watch Alita once
>Can't stop thinking about Her.

Not even Lewd. Just how cute and lovely she is.

God I wish I never watched her film!

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You know, Tanji, I thought you were a better character than Hugo the first time I watched it, but now I've watched it 9 times and from the second time, Hugo was alright.

Add this to the list though:
>The only time he actually hangs out with me is when he brings her to the wreckage of an URM ship and i have to tag along
>Me and my girl have to carry the backbacks even though the hardbody could have carried US easily
>Of course dudebro doesn't carry anything ever, cause he's the boss

My heart palpitated.

I just convinced a cutie to go see Alita with me. It's our second date and our first time watching the movie. What am I in for?
Also, Thanks Alita bros. You guys helped me gain confidence and ask about cuties again.

This isn't the best place for dating advice, let's be honest - but there's a nice kissu scene in the beginning of the third act - after the jumping on rooftops platformer scene.

>user colored my favorite Alita
THANK YOU! FUCKING SAVED

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You’re probably going to fall in love with Alita and dump your date on the spot
Jk but you’re in for a really fun movie and wonderful visuals

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, this honestly, its a good film regardless of whether you want to 'get' with her or whatever people say these days. Hope you two enjoy.

Tanjay had a hard life.

Now that I think about it, wasn't he the only one with a Japanese name but black.

wtf I like Tanji now??

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>tfw $4.7 septillion required to even hope for a sequel
I don't think we're gonna make it bros

>tfw people use my shitty live-screenshot of bouncy girl

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Motorball was fucking based

After multiple rewatches, i reckon his smile after the asian girl says '300 years ago', is sincere, and he accepts Alita for what she is. When he tells Hugo, 'shoulda jacked that bitch when you had the chance', i reckon its a heat of the moment thing, and he doesn't really mean it. Regardless, he is quite based minus the bashing Alita in the face part.

Keep your hopes up and keep fighting

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This is our generation Titanic imo

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Perfect world-building, awesome visuals, gorgeous and hard-hitting action and weaponized cuteness.

The Alita comeback is right around the corner!

that's really good holy shit didn't open it until just now

I think he did well in the "I'll give you my heart" scene. There he acted very well. The break-up scene with Tanji wasn't so good though - that was musical quality. He was just alright in the rest of the movie.

I think the romance works better when you realize that he has ulterior motives for at least half the movie, while Alita has a puppy love at first sight reaction to him.

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6x10^6 arks fulfilled with shekels to break even

The power of Alita, it hits everyone hard

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Titanic wasn't an adaptation of a cult classic Tibetan goat mandala though.

>What am I in for?
a very good time and a burning hatred for anybody who makes our girl frown and an unstoppable passion to see her make cute smiles. with some great, vintage action scenes.

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kek

Also fresh.

Why didn't they give her blue eyes?
I thought Japs are crazy about blonde and blue eyed folks.

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My boy Vector was shafted. He was so interesting in the original. Meh.

He's thinking about it, but I don't think he fully accepts Alita yet - he's losing his best bro over her after all - so I think he still dislikes her when he dies. He did the right thing in the end though. Tanji was my favorite side-character next to McTeague after this movie - he starts out as a dick, but then shows himself to be a good guy.

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH

ALL I WANT TO DO IS HUG HER AND TELL HER SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL ANGEL!!

Grewishka is a big guy

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I can't wait for Blurays.

It'll be fun remaking all the webms and memes with a bluray source.

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You're not alone, friend.
I've never felt this way either. Two nights ago I could barely sleep, up till early morning laying in bed thinking about her. I've spent the last 4 hours in these threads feeling a profound sense of longing. Haven't played video games or masturbated in days - no interest. I'm honestly starting to get a bit worried how much of effect Alita is having on me, but I don't know what to do about it.

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I unironically liked the trilogy. Kind of wish there was more Rosa in 3rd movie but it makes sense for it to have focused on Gladers. It sucks that they changed so much from the books but didn't make Brenda x Thomas the OTP. Nobody likes Theresa or her bland relationship with Thomas. There's nothing in the movies to show why they're even a thing. Thomas has a stronger relationship with Minho and Newt than Theresa. Anyway, 2nd film was my favorite. Rosa was basically the lead actress there and I really liked all the different locations. For YA movies, they actually looked really nice. Good cinematography, likeable characters, interesting locations, nice action from what I can remember. CIA man and Rosa are big plus. Honestly, I think these movies get more shit than they deserve due to YA film oversaturation.

for you.

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Wholesome post.

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Do you got some photos from there?

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hmm

post more, I want to hear your full experience, it sounds great. I don't live in one of the three states they have it.

Yeah, that girl is a sort of beta tester/promoter for that company, so it's not some "we found a random girl and gave her arms lol" - but it's a nice surprise for her that she gets Alita arms to wear to the premiere. They've cut away at least 90% of the costs by using 3D-printing.

What? Did I mess up?

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Oh man, I watched this movie with my gf today. She loved it but when we took the bus home afterwards, we looked each other in the eye and I said "damn, your eyes look so small in comparison now. It's just not the same". Apparently she took it really badly and started crying. I apologized and everything but she was struck, like I hit a nerve real bad somehow. I walked her home but we haven't talked since.

Did I fuck up Yea Forums? Or is she just being overly emotional.

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Cute

No. She looks too intense and crazy with the blue eyes.
Our Gal is PERFECT with her beautiful eyes already.

Glad they didn't give him a tacky grill

You're a dumbass. rofl
>implying this is real

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haha good one, we both know you don't have a gf

She just realized that you be on the autistic spectrum. Did you just compare her to another woman? To her face?

You fucked up big, retard.
Never say something bad of a girl’s eyes

You just told your gf that you find animated fictional character to have more beautiful eyes then her. Yah. You fucked up.

>it's the frog drops the spaghetti episode

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>crazy

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Let's be real Lads. Alitas has bigger, more beautiful eyes thsn any meatgirl.

Fake and gay but also based and Alitapilled

Maybe. But you just don't say things outloud because you don't want to kill a person with their insecurities.

she knows the history of women is about to end
must be hard to cope

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That doesn't mean you look your girlfriend in the eyes and tell them they can't compete.

Is the Austin one better than the Los Angeles one - that's what I'm hearing.

You shouldn't blame her for not being Alita.
We all know she ain't Alita, but we shouldn't have to rub it under their noses.

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Who are these crazy people who can afford to fly between LA, Austin, and New York just to compare?

>Oh wow your cyborg arms are so cold and crap compared to a real woman's!

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>Alita, 4'10, dark hair, hazel eyes
>Me, 6'2", dark hair, hazel eyds

IMAGINE Our gorgeous children. Alita will be my wife someday.

You fucked up, only way out is to double down or quit. Tell her she's your little Battle Angel.

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screenshotting this lmao

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Exactly. She already knows she can't be as perfect as Alita. But she is still trying her best to be as good as her meat genetics allow her to.

>looks like the beginning of a lewd scene, smile and all
Well she's looking at the only body she desires in the entire world.

Buy her some chocolate, flowers, maybe some oranges since you saw the movie together.

Then apologize and beg her to forgive you. That's what I'd do anyway and it always worked with my wife.

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user, cyborg wombs are barren

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relevant OC (also fresh)

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>bribe her like a dumb broad she is
Smooth

How nice that I don't have a real girlfriend. My girlfriend is Alita!

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I WISH this were real.

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>How many levels of autism are you on, my man?
>You are like little babby.
I mean, I thought I was bad but goddamn man.

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Ah yes, I believe it's called Drachenfutter.

Gari is a good boy (girl).

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WILL raise a beautiful family with an Alita wife

Is this real? Please tell me this is real.

I'm going next week

This you can do

You can build the best cyborg kids yourself

None of that pathetic meatbag shit, only the best metal and plastic can be

Grewishka does not forgive.
Alita does though.

I'm afraid of a sequel guys. They can't capitalize on the franchise that wasn't established, they can't capitalize on the success of the movie, they can't capitalize on a story that no one knows, they only can capitalize on what everyone liked, the character, her direct, naive, honest behaviour. They will milk it ad nauseam because that's all they have.
Sorry if it's not clear but I'm really afraid they'll butcher the magic in the next movie.

>being this autistic
>yet, still has a gf

He must be tall, handsome, and well-endowed. it's the only explanation.

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She is just overly emotional. Don't make it worse by apologize for it. Truth hurts but whatever, she has to face it one way or another.

Or it's a pity gf.

And she's so happy to be asked - she was going to ask if he hadn't - you know it.

>they only can capitalize on what everyone liked, the character, her direct, naive, honest behaviour.
I see no downsides.

Couldn't one conceivably take a little sliver of brain tissue from Alita, extract the DNA, find
a surrogate mother to inseminate, and have babies that way?
Pity sex is one thing, but pity gf?

>but pity gf?
Very, very rare, but happens. Or it's a situation where she's trying to fix him up.
No other explanation for that post.

Lel.

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nice

>No other explanation for that post.

Besides, you know, he's lying.

Haha except I do... did...

Well I learned that the hard way

It is though... I texted her on whatsapp, she's read it but hasn't replied yet

That seems like an awful lot of effort for a person who isn't Alita

Too late.

Look at this picture from Alita battle angel

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>I texted her on whatsapp
>she's read it but hasn't replied yet
That's because she can't see to text through her tears you heartless bastard.

wtf man

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DELET

>That's because she can't see to text
Well maybe if she had big beautiful eyes like Alita, she'd see the fucking text.

>super autistic
>yet managed to be alpha asshole and neg her at the same time

This user is BaSeD and Alitapilled

Based.

This is way funnier than it has any right to be.

>tfw want to image reply
>tfw no face

AH EGADS we've reached it again,i'll create a new one.

>IMAGE LIMIT REACHED AGAIN
wtf. this never happens in any other thread.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LINE FROM THE MOVIE?

>That seems like an awful lot of effort for a person who isn't Alita

You are truly Based and Alitapilled.

Just "shills" doing "shill" work, you know.

>"Together!"

But the next one should have tons more action and no romance sub-plot to weigh down... I really wanted to see her face off against Jashugan and berserker Zapan.

we're unstoppable

NEW

You know how girls are. She'll probably just get all weepy and then forgive you.

>shills create original content
k

>I'm a warrior aren't I?
>and you know,
>you've always known.

Take a break from Alita for a few days, man. Obsession is not good, even obsession with a good thing.
Have a spring in your step and a smile on your face, and when people ask you why you look so cheerful and happy, you know why.

Alita will be back when you are.

Doubt. Every time he looks into her eyes she will remember he believes animated cyber eyes are more beautiful then hers. Its over for them tbqh.

It’s lots of fun
> You go in and create your hunter warrior ID (name it whatever you want, you get to keep it)
> get assigned randomly to a team color
> tour guides introduce themselves and give you a zalem stamp on the wrist. They never break character. They warn you of iron city and give you your map
> go in bar and chill, have a drink, get to know your team mates. They have tablets that explain what the games will be like
> bar is an Exact replica of Kansas bar
> you get hinted of extra ways to earn credits (social media sharing, ID matching, etc)
> “the team with the most credits get to zalem”
> when you’re done drinking your tour guides yell for your attention and explain what’s going to happen, get you hyped
> iron city looks based. Smaller replica of iron city from the movie
> Has all sorts of fun games and team challenges such as scrap yard collecting, trivia games, puzzles, guessing odors, music rhythm, physical challenges, hunter warrior surveillance where you look for criminals
> about an hour or so of this to complete as many challenges as you can
> actors were wholesome as fuck, hugged everyone and encouraged
> the “bad” citizens of iron city try to steal your map or misguide you but it’s all in good fun
> final challenge, you bet as many credits as you can in a double or nothing motorball game
> citizens of iron city and tour guides get you HYPED as fuck for the game
> everyone cheering
> my team came second overall in credits, but we won motorball so we won the most credits
> we earn this bag of goodies (mine contained hot sauces, an Alita Arizona, a pop figurine, chocolate bar, the novelisation of the movie and iron city postcards
> Zalem coins awarded to everyone
> when you get out you go to the marketplace where they sell all sorts of Alita related merch
> take photo with entire team (you can wear cyborg props and pose with the sword)
> I framed it
10/10 experience. I had a lot of fun

That is if she believes that his statement was 100% true and not an elaborate form of negging.
I think most modern man are to pussy-whipped, and instead should do something EXACTLY like this.

>tbqh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>h

If your GF thinks you could never live without her, she will use that power against you. Nothing better to destroy that by holding her up to an ideal she can never reach and use it jokingly to put her into place.

>"Fuck your mercy"

Specially when I show her your head

Based and Alita pilled

I can not, so I want to masturbate, but Alita does not give me. I try, and immediately see it before my eyes, and I stop. Lord, I haven't done this for almost a month now. I cant. Want very much.

Nice falseflag

Business travelers or tourists. They probably don't post on Yea Forums.

Only correct answer. This man is redpilled.

Yeah he's right its good but don't go overboard. For me, I realised alita would not want me to be a skinny bitch so I started eating right/ lifting, healing is no meme

Thanks, this sounds like fun. Actors being good on these sorts of things are crucial.

>I think most men should look their girlfriend in the eyes and tell them they aren't cute enough.
>t. incel

I didn't know Alita was into /ss/.

>That seems like an awful lot of effort for a person who isn't Alita
You want access to pussy and companionship? Then work hard on it

Congratulate me, I almost broke and started to masturbate, but he restrained himself. All for Alita!

Fags will say SwSh but SS is the real one

SAVAGE

Catch some sleep Peaches and we'll see you around!

user, are you ok? You sound like you need outside help.

see

>t. another incel that doesn't get it
A man needs to be smoother then that incel.