Why is binge drinking so common in modern movies? Its actually so disgusting...

It's so fucking gross though. The smell sticks to everything and you run the risk of marrying a woman who might just die of lung cancer in a month.

word.

>you'd know it's only a short term pleasure and finding a decent life partner is infinity better.
As if an incel like you would know kek

they will be, post wall women are the saddest kinds of people out there

There is zero chance of you getting married,so you may as well have fun.
It's not like she will smoke in your parents home or that car that you don't own.

you're a twerp and you shoulod feel bad about yourself

this is how we know you've never had sex

>There is zero chance of you getting married
But I'm Chad-lite.

>they will be
Cope. They'll be sad about the Chad that got away, your incel ass will be too disgusting for anything except beta bucks even then.

I'm sure women want a meme spouting queer such as yourself.

t. assmad incel projecting

sorry sweaty's, I'm already married

>Implying you've ever experienced either

whatever you say incel

Yeah i'm sure happily married people spend their saturday nights angrily posting about binge drinking women lmao. COPE

oh.
Carry on then,sir.
That was a very fast response.
No sarcasm,that was impressive.
Please enjoy this pic of a cat trying not to sneeze.

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the only angry person here is you

Married to what?

t. seething incel who has to pretend to be married now to save face

You seem really desperate to project your shortcomings onto me and it's kind of bizarre.

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you've never been properly drunk then

>i'm already married
No, you aren't, you fedora faggot. You wouldn't be getting upset about what unmarried women were doing if you had a wife.

>Yea Forums is slowly overrun by pajeets and roasties

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Do you post on 4chin with your wife in the room?
Do you have a few other tabs open to switch too if she looks?
I'm being serious.
That's what I did.
*Just looking at military hardware honey bunch*
*posts people*

It's not. Or at least not portrayed correctly ever.
Binge drinking, like going on benders, makes you a fucking lunatic. You develop a tolerance so high that you drink and drink and drink and barely feel drunk but now it's 6am so some part of your brain says you should go to bed, even though you don't want to cause you're "not drunk yet". But you are. You're very very drunk. You've had 20 shots in the last couple hours and even though when you stand to go piss you're falling into walls and barely standing, you're not satisfied.
You wake up. You don't remember going to bed but thankfully drunk you got the room all prepped, put your computer in sleep, turned the lights off, etc. Problem is sleeping is a facade. You didn't sleep, you skipped REM entirely. So you've got a head pain that can only be described as deep in your skull and ongoing, no advil will stop it. You crave sleep but you can't. When you lay your head down, you hear things, almost see things. You're so sleep deprived that you're dreaming before you even fall asleep. The dreams you eventually have are vivid and intense, horrible and visceral. You know this is what you need and you hate it. You hate yourself and you hate that this is necessary.
Anyways drinking sucks.

no but she knows I browse here, shes a redditor so we tease each other about it often

>you run the risk of marrying a woman
>he thinks he will ever marry a woman
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Im binge drinking now. Probably because im poor.

you should chill with the alcohol and learn a marketable skill, then you can binge drink and have money

The best you can hope for is one that only casually uses it and only for an hour or two a day. Not even joking, that's basically nothing by modern standards

>LARPing that you married a redditor
Cringe

>an hour or two is basically nothing these days
what in the fuck

I'm a self employed window cleaner. Thats pretty marketable.

This is horrifically accurate. Brings back bad memories. Don't fall for the ruse anons.

but user ... 4chinz is social media

NOOOOOO FUICK YOU DUCMB INSCEL FUCKBOY BITCHTARD YOU WILL NEVER SEX OR MARRIAGE

technically yea, but it's so different unless you're a tripfag or e-whore

there is literally nothing wrong with binge drinking

And it's kinda bizarre?
Do you know where the fuck you are?
Chad "lite"?
Fuck yourself, nigger.
Not him, btw.
I wouldn't be surprised if most people laugh behind your back.

because they can't show smoking anymore

this is what binge drinking does to your body

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Wow a$$hole. You need to leave.

why?

do it nigger

its just banter

Wtf are you from the stone age?

That's like saying

>meet a girl
>she has a phone
Every single time! What gives!??

Just makes her hotter to me. Once I see the cigarette light up I know with 100% certainty that we're going to have sex and it's going to be awesome.

>meet girl
>immediately think about why you wouldnt marry her
this is how i know youre not a chad and indeed lying
*ahem*
*adjusts bowtie*
CRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I know at least 4 normalfags that don't use social media

i bert you use facebook

how did you know?