Would it have been kino?
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Of course it would have been, SM3 is criminally underrated
People thought Spider-Man 3 was bad because it was the worst of the original films. But being the worst part of a kino trilogy isn't the same as being bad.
Now we've seen the non-Raimi version we realize how good we had it.
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>video essay about capetrash
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>le lo-fi hip hop
Imagine not only watching this but thinking that it was worth sharing.
>12 minutes
hell no
shit just got real
home coming was different but decent, next one can be good, it's just a bit bland and too much into the marvel thing, too formated
the 2 "amazing" movies with garfield were trash tho
yes
It's my favorite from the trilogy if I'm being honest. I understand the criticism that it's packed with too much shit, but it's all good shit imo. The fight scenes and sfx are top notch, Edgy Peter is hilarious and it has a great ending.
>Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man
>capetrash
Zoomers are cancer
I enjoyed the first Amazing Spider-Man. Sure the villain is complete shit but I loved Emma Stone's Gwen and Garfield himself ain't too bad. The sequel however, that's a dumpster fire
There's something very endearing about these fan made posters that I can't put my finger on...
considering how garbage all the other spider men we have gotten is it would of been better for sure. I mean the ones with the lizard and electrodindo are extra hot garbage. The ACU one is ok but its filled with sjw bullshit making it unwatchable. That scene at the opening im still mad. "Wow after that invasion kids wont be drawing about cowboys and indians anymore" DONT YOU MEAN COWBOYS AND NATIVE AMERICANS HERRRRRRRRP.
What would have been truly kino is if they had made their "Spider-Man vs the Amazing Spider-Man" movie
Or failing that, if they had included all 3 Spidey actors in Into the Spider-Verse. They almost did that but decided that audiences are retarded and would find it too confusing
3 is bad but x3 honestly gets a bad rap
The problem with the third Raimi movie was that retard Avi Arad mandated Venom to be included
Gwen and Garfield Spiderman's romance were really the only good parts of ASM1
>Overall, this should make us apx 12 Billion in profits over 5 years.
You can still do it, Amy! There's only one year left for that.
we live in a world were some children don't have clean drinking water but a company can make $2B off the sale of a cartoon character
>ASM 2 gross $709 million
>net gain of only $35 million
What the fuck? How? Is it normal to spend more than double a movie's budget on marketing?
wait, this was sent in 20 fucking 15?
I didn't get Spiderman 3 because I never understood Raimis cringy style till I watched Evil Dead
And now I regret all the bad things I said, the only one thing I agree with is too many plot points, but by God did raimi try to make it work
fuck you sony
Have you seen The Quick and the Dead? It's my favorite Raimi flick
Nope, but I will likely try to watch it at some point
"Spider-Man vs The Amazing Spider-Man starring Tobey and Andrew" could it have been kino lads
Yes, not long after ASM 2 left theaters, when they were still reeling from its under-performance and thinking about how to course correct.
Meh. Just have Winter Soldier take place in an out of the way town in the North East, only for their dumbass fight to hit a main street, then for an older, but still buff Toby Maguire to be a dentist or something, only for for his bitch, his assistant co practitioner or whatever, to walk in and show him the nonsense going on, and he begins evacuating people to a shelter.
Next scene, Spiderman shows up and tells Cap, Bucky to both fuck off, absuing his spidey sense to be untouchable, to both of them. Then when they dont listen, we get to watch Spidermna curbstomp the shit out of both of them, culminating in him forcibly stealing Caps shield, throwing it away, tying Cap up with webbing long enough to go after Bucky with a vicious beating so bad you watch Spidey go from punching a solid rib cage to punching a meaty cushion and Buchy coughing up blood, then duck out of the way as Cap tries to tackle him, then Spiderman grabs the shield and Captain, and pulls off a haymaker knockout. And leavs with the shield with a quip.
And have the news cover it in shock as the first appearance of Spiderman for years and black spymaster to guy to quip "So thats where hes been".
>fucking philosoraptor
lol
Emma Stone would have made a nice SpiderGwen.
Very out of character for Tobey unless it also includes a few lines about hating blacks and/or Jews
Indeed, she's very likable in the ASM films and looks incredible as a blonde. One of the best female leads capeshit has ever had imo
>Very out of character for Tobey unless it also includes a few lines about hating blacks and/or Jews
Lol. When that happen?
>people still unironically rate the raimi films
grow up and take the rose tinted glasses off you fucking retards
The Raimi trilogy is good. Spiderman 2 is unironically the best Spiderman movie, period. And one of the best superhero movies ever.
You pull your empty head out of your ass.
Nah, the best one is Spider-Man 3
>being unaware of Raimiposting
Way to out yourself. Reported
FUCK OFF NEWEQUAL
They shot tons of stuff anc characters that aren't in the movie. The budget was way higher than they admitted. Also, they went full retard with the marketing and spent more than anyone usually does on a blockbuster.
I'm actually surprised they made money. Pretty sure, they included BD, DVD and whatever they sold. That movie was never profitable in theatres.
It’s a damn shame Toby never kept his role for the MCU like Robert Downey did
came here to post this
Sony was bitchy and Tobey probably asked for real nigga money
That music is fucking cringe, especially the one one the end.
No, it was bad. Even if Raimi hadn't been forced to include Venom, the Sandman stuff was weak as hell. He has that one cool scene where he's created, and then after that he's just a thug with a retconned backstory.
I loved Sandman in SM3, hell I even like the Venom stuff. Topher's Brock was like a mirror universe version of Peter where he didn't have Uncle Ben to help him down the right path.
Drop Sandman, have somebody with some beefiness play Venom
Does it go from 5/10 to 8/10?
>the ultimate spin
Was Raimi consulting with George or was he catching up on some important literature?
I think so. The general idea of the blacksuit story culminating in Peter facing his dark opposite with Eddie/Venom is fine. You could even still keep Harry Goblin in there too. But adding Sandman in there just overcomplicated the fuck out of everything, leading to the dumb shit amnesia story.
Also, you'd have to also re-think the black suit scenes were Toby goes full cringe.
ASM1 has the awful origin story that we've already seen. Awful high school setting that we've already seen. Awful villain. The only good part is Emma Stone & Garfield. Homecoming has the deceny to skip origin but ramps up the politically correct awful high school story. Far From Home looks like the worst Spider-Man film ever made.
You can make the argument that Sandman would have had more development had they not needed to shoehorn Venom in the movie. Especially since Raimi really liked Sandman and didn’t like Venom
>the black suit scenes were Toby goes full cringe
Nah, that shit was the best part of the movie
Edgy Peter is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Why would you possibly want to take that out?
SM3 did too much. It had like 3 different villains and didn't give enough time to develop any of them. Also emo Peter Parker was ridiculous
Sandman was actually added first, Sam Raimi didn't want Venom in the movie at all but the studio pressured him into it.
I will still never be not mad about the loss of that original goblin costume it looked so fucking good and would've been terrifying.
I dunno how I would've felt about spider-man 4 Felicia coming in to disrupt the marriage could've been cool but unless Raimi was going to nut up and kill MJ ala Gwen Stacy there isn't much you can do with someone like Black Cat
>nasally soi narrator
Seriously why do they all sound like that?
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Magena Tovah was so dorky cute