What's your movie idea...

I would make a movie of the strange story of ALEX.

ALEX (short for Avian Linguistics Experiment) was an African Grey parrot who was bought in a pet store by professor Irene Pepperberg who worked at the University of Arizona and then later Harvard.

Over the next thirty years, ALEX changed our perceptions of what animal intelligence could be. Pepperberg taught him to recognize over a thousand objects, and he began combining words to describe objects not seen before - i.e. "yellow apple" for a banana. He could count, and even understood the concept of the number zero. Other experiments showed he could understand different musical notes and map them to numbers.

However, as the years went on, small doubts and criticisms of the techniques Pepperberg was using began to surface. Independent observers often reported that they could not see what the parrot was supposed to be doing, and one esteemed professor even called her out on a "completely discriminatory performance", which is about the most serious accusation a professor can level at another - i.e. he called her a straight up fraud. I want this movie to be about both sides of the coin. Was ALEX and his intelligence real? Or was Pepperberg just completely deluded?

Tellingly, no other researcher has ever been able to repeat or even get near the level of what Pepperberg did with ALEX. I want this movie to feel somewhat like Shattered Glass or Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room. I want you to feel for and root for the protagonist in the beginning, and as the movie goes on, slowly realize what a fraud they are, and how destructive this can be to the person, and everyone around them.

>cons n robbers
>cancer
>sympathetic cop
>last stand
This, I'm afraid, is garbage.

How about the X Men, but instead of men they are strong, brave, and beautiful transwymyn of color?

Netflix wants a meeting with you.

Nope, would never work. Alex would have to become Alixx, a strong and beautiful POC (parrot of color) who rises up against xer racist shitlord owners to become the first POTUS. (Parrot of the United States)

A Vietnam vet returns home only to find that he is despised. He tries to visit an old friend only to find out he's dead. He wanders aimlessly before being hassled by a cop who doesn't want the likes of him in his town. But this cop is going to learn that hes got more than he bargained for...because this vet is a green beret.

I call it...Initial Bleeding

>A Vietnam vet returns home only to find that he is despised. He tries to visit an old friend only to find out he's dead. He wanders aimlessly before being hassled by a cop who doesn't want the likes of him in his town. But this cop is going to learn that hes got more than he bargained for...because this vet is a DOG

A gory exploitation-style horror-thriller following a small group of white french colonists in Haiti during the revolution as they flee towards the coast in hope of escaping, that ends with all of them slaughtered except for the last survivors, who arrive at the beach and find it is occupied by hundreds of rebelling slaves, strongly implying their impending massacre. Structurally it would be very akin to apocalypto.

This was my first draft before I realized it had been done

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A man in his 20s gets home from work and hears growling upstairs. He runs up thinking something has happened to his fiance. He enters the bedroom and sees a person in an alligator costume. He thinks his fiance his pulling a prank on him at first, but she won't take off the mask when he asks. She walks towards him, and he begins to feel unnerving. As she leaps towards him he begins running down the stairs with right after him. She chases after him around the living room for a little bit. As she catched up to him she pushes his back hard so that he falls on onto his face. She pulls off her alligator pants and begins to violently ride his cock. The man has no idea what's going on.

I don't know the plot, but this would be the final scene of my movie.

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what if it was a haunted alligator costume

His spouse now identifies as a giant reptile and he has mixed feelings about it.

my idea is YAG SBARRO

I would watch this

Fuck yourselves

a story of a paramedic falling in love with someone she rescues, then over the course of the film she becomes more angsty and violent with him until they eventually have a huge physical confrontation with her blacking out and when she wakes up, she's the one receiving medical attention and he was the paramedic all along

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so what happens in the second act?

it's a short

SHERPA
A psychological horror film about a group of female scientists who hire a Sherpa guide to take them through a harrowing mountain expedition. The terror begins when their mysterious guide begins to assert his dominance over the helpless women. His way is the only way, if they wish to survive the treacherous and uncharted environment.

It's a zombie film, right, it's about the zombie outbreak. But get this: it's also a sequel to The Borrowers. The fall of society to the undead hordes as told by extremely small little tiny people. Are they as susceptible to the zombie virus as their larger counterparts? Can they survive in a world without beans? Is this catastrophe... or opportunity? These questions, and more, other questions, will be asked, and maybe answered.

Are you M. Night Shymlalyanyan?

>catched

i would watch this only if the chicks are super hot, and it's three hours long.

Mine is a film about a guy making a film about some faggot who posts on Yea Forums about his dumb ass movie idea about a girl whose father is accused of abuse and that alters her relationship with him as well her view on males in general

Oh don't you worry. Some of them will be hot as fuck. But a few will be ugly for the realism factor. Them being scientists and all.

Sounds interesting.

>After riding the cock for close to 30 seconds, the alligator turns towards the camera
>Pulls off alligator mask
>I'm Bam Margera, and this is Jackass 4
>DUN DUN DUN

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guy who watches too much eventually decides to give into his gay fantasies and agrees to meet and blow some rando from the internet.

the entire third act is just him sucking a dick from the pov of the other guy.

Nice trips. Would be awesome if the Sherpa wasn't even a full weirdo. Just someone who doesn't speak their language and it gives hints he's taking the girls to a trap.

>After riding the cock for close to 10 minutes the alligator gets up and start leaving the house
>the husband just say out of his breath
>see ya later, alligator

Brown Bunny: part deux

A space western heist film that's overly gorey and has a soundtrack performed by Avril Lavigne

Yeah wouldn't wanna go overboard with the 'weirdo freak' factor. Should try make the audience second guess if anything sinister is even going on. Bitches could just be going crazy.

>But a few will be ugly for the realism factor.
as long as they die first i'm fine with it

A Syrian refugee and veteran of the Arab spring and the Syrian civil war immigrates to the United States, where he lives among the refugee community.

One day at the mosque they're visited by a student at NYU who is looking for immigrants to talk about their experience on a panel. He agrees, and eventually starts dating this girl and getting to know her social milieu. She hangs out with faggy NY left-wing types who talk about socialism and revolution but are as distant from real underground politics as you can be. He knows they're full of shit, but plays along.

After a while, he makes an impression talking about his experiences in the uprising, and a few of those people ask him help organizing a genuinely revolutionary underground movement. He agrees, take charge of a small group of dedicated followers, and gradually shapes them into a revolutionary terrorist group like Red Army Faction. He's effective, but his tactics makes the NYU girl start questioning his past and to suspect that despite what he said, he was actually a fundamentalist who used terrorist tactics to kill and intimidate opponents back in his homeland.

T. Female student in the English program at NYU

Hey, woah, calm down there buddy. I'll give it to you straight, we're not going to finance that movie. Why can't it just be a romantic comedy about the Syrian refugee and the NYU girl?

Actually sounds interesting. Would watch

Then he starts treating her friends like whores for showing too much skin and forcing the wife to become more and more submissive

Isn't that almost the plot of Freddy Got Fingered?

unnerving concept as long as its handled tastefully

A 3 hour-long biopic of Napoleon that's completely historically accurate. The twist?
The entire film is a stickman animation

I like it. I feel like there have a few similar films over the last few years, but I can't think of any off the top of my head
This reads like the sort of shit Lynch would pull at the end of a film and it would be terrifying

Okay so it's like Avengers 3, but with a twist: full-on penetration on the screen.

like I'm going to tell you so you can steal it. nice try, faggot

You tell us so you're forced to write your screenplay before any execs steal your idea

Most people are unable to steal their own ideas, I doubt they're gonna steal your shitty idea for The Driver vs K

Santa Claus vs. Hitler.

>Whoever wins, we lose

This is like a monkey-paw scenario. Would still watch it

A girl that can clone herself uses her clones as a prostitution ring. One of her copies gets beaten and raped, the main girl absorbs her back along with her emotions and current state of mind. While she’s recovering the other copies have to take care of all the upkeep. While out, one of the copies meets the John that raped the other copy. Since this copy has more of the aggressive qualities of the original she stabs the John in the eye and begins to beat him before being held down by his bodyguards. It’s revealed that the guy is part of an organized crime ring. She narrowly escapes and returns home and from their the movie is about all of them trying to survive while the original deals with her absorbing the depression of the girl that was raped and fearing the possibility that more versions of her could be hurt

A mother, late 30's, goes on the run with her 10 year old son after being accused of molesting him. They stay one step ahead of a vengeful far right-wing morman conservative FBI agent who is a former Navy SeAL who spent 6 years as a Taliban prisoner.
Halfway through the film.we discover that the mother is pregnant with her son's child.
The flmnis part suspense, part romance, part law enforcement chase.
The nation is on edge watching nightly updates and live streaming of the prey/predators.
Canada announces asylum, if, they can make it to the boarder.
Nearing sanctuary, the rogue FBI agent stops the couple just shy of the boarder, while streaming he fights with the son shooting him, he advanced on the motherrops his gun, removes a knife and to the horror of those on the Canadian didenof the boarder kills.the mother and cuts her full term baby from her body, as he prepares to kill the infant, a single shot rings out, the mortality wounded, son kills the FBI man.
The son crawls to his son, cradles him, handing him to waiting medical personal on the Canadian side, he returns to hid mother, cradles her body, weeps, looks up and at the American flag flying above the boarder with a sign welcoming all to the land of freedom and dies.

>I have a movie idea but it's really just a small plot summary of what would otherwise be a novella or short story and I have absolutely no idea about a single frame of a FILM but it's totally a movie idea haha

Fucking plebs fuck off

>OMG why aren't you plebs posting full 120-page scripts on this Taiwanese robot forum?

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Group of violent, criminal black teens from new york get send to a correction facility in Kentucky.
On their first day they run into a police officer who´s son was killed by a black teen in several years ago.
The black teenagers get caught stealing alcohol and in return locks them up for a night while calling them a bunch of niggers.
There is a big fried chicken contest this night which the entire town is attending. Since the cop lost his family he isn´t very social and decides to stay at the police station over the night to keep an eye on the boys.
Over the course of the night both the teens and the cop get chased by a mass murderer who dresses up like colonel sanders who is trying to turn them both into fried chicken.
The teenagers and the cop have to overcome their differences and work together to defeat the serial killer.
Movie ends with both sides learning that they need to change

hire Don Hertzfeldt to do it, would be absolute kino and take 25 years to make

>what is a logline?