"Heinrich Himmler."

t. incel

hows the foreskin?

THE V2 ROCKET

HITLER'S FINAL ATTEMPT TO WIN THE WAR

AND CONTACT ANTI-SEMITIC ALIEN LIFE

>user Anonson
>*synthwave intensifies*
>Woman hating incel turned shitposter.

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I mean have you seen him

Would watch.

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THE VOLGA RIVER, HITLER'S FINAL GAMBLE

someone post that /his/ copypasta

>Socially inept loner

He was married with a bunch of kids.

He killed his kids in der bunkerhausen.

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Based

Fuck I hate American documentaries

>THOSE LITTLE JEWS
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE REICHSFÜHRER
>Starwipe to next clip

>saves his kids from a life of getting raped and slaughterted by bolsheviks
based

underrated

>a weapon so destructive the allies almost lost the war because of it
>**TURBINE ROARS, NEBELWERFERS AND KATYUSHA FIRING ROCKETS**
>destructing everything in its way
>**MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS, APARTMENT BUILDING CRUMBLES, BIG BEN**
>and terrorizing the entire British population for almost 5 years
>*WINSTON CHURCHILL LOOKING AT THE CAMERA, A SMALL DOG, PEOPLE ON BICYCLES, BUILDINGS ON FIRE, AIR SIREN*
>the product of the most top secret nazi research program in the entire war
>**STUKAS, HYSTERICAL ADOLF HITLER SPEECH, NAZI FLAGS, FALLSCHIRMJÄGERS FIRING MG-34s AND SHOOTING PANZERFAUSTS AT RUSSIANS, ARTILLERY**
>"it waz like vee ver finally about to vin ze var"
>**TIGER IN NORMANDY CRUSHING HEDGEROWS**
>.................but with one, BIG major flaw............
>**HINDENBURG DISASTER**
>its guidance system...
>**PAN ON BLUEPRINTS, ENIGMA MACHINE, AERIAL PICTURES**
> or lack of thereof...
>old british man: "the germans were, you could say, inventive. but not as quite as we were aha"

>DISCOVER THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON OF THE ENTIRE WAR,
>A WEAPON SO SECRET ONLY TOP NAZI OFFICIALS KNEW ABOUT IT......
>FEARED BY ALL.
>AND THE FIRST OF ITS KIND!

>IT WOULD OPEN THE PATH TO EVERY MODERN MILITARY WEAPON SYSTEM TECHNOLOGY UP UNTIL NOW

>(AND MORE)
>**SATURN IV, APOLLO LANDING**

>THE V2

****MUSIC STARTS****

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Why would I want a regular tiger in my back yard?

BITCH I'M SILLY

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Where's his chin at? Superior races are suppose to have chins.

>AXIS AND ALLIES
>THE WORLD DIVIDED
>A GLOBAL WAR
>north Vietnamese army marching through the jungle

lol incel

perfect casting

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This is way too fucking accurate

kek

literally every time i see my dad hes watching one of these. how many WW2 doc's can you possibly watch.

>PEOPLE ON BICYCLES
Bicycles werent invented back then, user.

You’re right, I’d rather have a Panzer IV

>HYSTERICAL ADOLF HITLER SPEECH
usually it's Hitler's speeches about wages

Have you SEEN jews?
They need to drink children's blood to not fall apart.

Lol

goebbels killed his kids, not himmler.
himmler had a legit daughter (gudrun) and a couple born out of wedlock (helge and nanette)
gudrun died last year at the tender age of 88

He was gay so if you mean male poon sure

Most of the Nazis ended up murdering their kids because it became clear their wives were not faithful

>88

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You should be a Hollywood writer

This.

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He didn't, that was Goebbels

In fact 2 of Himmler's kids are still alive, and the most famous one Gurdun Burwitz, died in 2018, she was a nazi to the end

>the other 2 henchmen are goering and goebbels

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>Main bad guy is called Hitler
>His henchman is called HIMMLER
The Second World War was quite badly written in retrospect.

>main character is named Hitler
>Sidekick is named Himmler
Who wrote this shit? George Lucas

>architect of the holocaust
Source?

right here, he admitted to it

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>SS – Obergruppenfuhrer Karl Wolff who served as Himmler’s adjutant recalled that during a trip to Minsk on 15 August 1941 recalled that Himmler “asked to see a shooting operation,” and Einsatzgruppe B Commander Nebe arranged such an execution of 100 people, 98 men and 2 women. Wolff was present at this action and he remembered how Himmler, just before the firing was to begin, walked up to a doomed man and put a few questions to him.

>"Are you a Jew?"

>"Yes."

>"Are both your parents Jews?"

>"Yes."

>"Do you have any ancestors who were not Jews?"

>"No."

>"Then I can’t help you."

>An open grave had been dug and they had to jump into this and lie face downwards. And sometimes when one or two rows had already been shot, they had to lie on top of the people who had already been shot and then they were shot from the edge of the grave. And Himmler had never seen dead people before and in his curiosity he stood right up at the edge of this open grave – a sort of triangular hole – and was looking in.

>While he was looking in, Himmler had the deserved bad luck that from one or other of the people who had been shot in the head he got a splash of brains on his coat, and I think it also splashed into his face and he went very green and pale – he wasn’t actually sick, but he was heaving and turned round and swayed and then I had to jump forward and hold him steady and then I led him away from the grave.

What a little bitch. Talked the talk, but couldn't walk the walk.

Yeah that's kind of what intellectuals do.

>WINston ChurCHILL.
>Literally won and then chilled

BRAVO

this