How come condoms are never featured on films? Sex scenes seem so fake

They're uncomfortable. I have to decide each time I wear one whether I want my foreskin up or down. Each awkwardly pinches the skin in its own way.

Just saw Pirate Radio on cable and condoms were featured.

are you retarded

Idiocracy.

What difference would that make?

>I use them to masturbate

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user is training his dick to be condom resistant

I did this a few times as a teenager. Was a fun experiment.

You have phimosis

no one uses condoms

>solo vid of guy putting on condom
>his dick is too big to fit
PornKino

>used condoms for years
>two break over the course of two weeks
XD I guess

They have an expiration date.

they weren't expired

You're a cutfag, so I wouldn't expect you to understand.

>he never came in a pussy without a rubber on
best feeling but the baby panic makes it not worth it

The skin is supposed to be down when your dick is erect, go see a doctor

Is condom sex really that bad?

I'm a virgin, but I wonder if sex is even worth it if I have to choke my dick with a piece of latex during the act

>gf started taking the pill
>creampie her on the reg
best feeling t.b.h.

Same, we used to call it a posh wank.

After just blowing loads into my wife for several years, I tried using a condom once just to see what it felt like. I couldn't feel anything at all. I have no idea how people use that as their primary source of bc.

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this isn't true, as long as you can pull the foreskin back when soft it's within the acceptable range.

This guy's foreskin doesn't pull back when hard and he's the best performer in porn.

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>GF pretends to take the pill
>user I had an """"""""""accident"""""""""
>Forced to pay for a child that probably isn't even yours

Good goy

They are pretty shit. Footjobs for the win.

>Is condom sex really that bad?
It is. First time I had sex was with a condom and it was underwhelming. When my gf went on the pill and we went bare for the first time, it was like a revelation.

>Is condom sex really that bad?
Yes
>is even worth it if I have to choke my dick with a piece of latex during the act
No

Who is he?

>Sex scene
>The male character doesn't spend twenty seconds awkwardly tearing off the condom wrapper while the girl lays there awkwardly, then doesn't pinch the tip too tight and hurt the end of his penis, then doesn't realize he rolled it on the wrong way and have to take it off and flip it around, then doesn't lose his erection and have to awkwardly jerk himself off to get hard while the girls pusy goes dry as the desert

same but with IUP.

Best time of my life by far. Ejaculating in the woman you love is the best thing one can experience.

Manuel Ferrara

My life story

>sex scene
>girl doesn't laugh and say "maybe we shouldn't do this" after guy takes out his dick

>Trusting a roastie to take a pill everyday
You dun goof'd

Based Rocco

Just pull out. Pulling out plus knowledge of her cycle is incredibly effective.

>not letting her do it as part of foreplay

It's not great, but a world of difference still.

If your dick is chocked inside a condom then you need to buy larger condoms.

For most people condoms are fine and it's not that hard to cum despite wearing one but the internet is full of porn addicted people who can't get their dick fully erected when a girl isn't fucking like a pornstar so it's hard for them to keep their dick hard when wearing a condom

Also they're expensive and girls never offer to split the bill.

Jewywood is trying to make sure HIV spreads. Most of them are secretly pozzed up, and want to normalize unprotected sex.

The foreskin is supposed to slide back and forth. Condoms prevent mine from doing that.
>amerimutts

>sex before marriage
Lmao

Condoms you say?
youtube.com/watch?v=wVxSUz-Fk24

Before, condoms felt a little too big and then they shrunk the condoms a little and now they feel too tight.
Feels smaller than world average but bigger than local average.

pretty much.
I've found that if I pull my foreskin forward then I can still get some foreskin movement and it feels better.

never going to happen. she freaks out when her period is as soon as one day late and it's happened multiple times that she woke up in the iddle of the night in tears cause she dreamt of getting pregnant. it literally terrifies her

It already is normalized, you mong. Condoms didn't exist before the 19th century.

Anyone else absolutely hates condors in porn? It always breaks my immersion when I see one

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Evolution will select for people who find condoms unpleasant to wear. This will result in condoms being unpleasant for more people as generations progress.

this is why the male pill can't come soon enough.
Vasectacucks are going to look like such retards.

>For most people condoms are fine
Bullshit. It totally ruins the sensation. Last time I used a condom was in my teenage years when my penis could punch through marble and my dick was on a hair trigger. It made sex uncomfortably long.

It's not that bad, problem is that without is so fucking good that it pales in comparison

how hideos are these creatures
he looks like he has some kind of illnes making his mouth look like an anus
she has to war makeup to resemble some kind of human

> I'm a brainlet

I'm talking about 20th and 21st century when we've gained wisdom and have new risks pal. Clearly you're a Jewish soldier. I wish you the best of luck, and hope your death is a quick one when the day comes.

In Trainspotting, when Renton is done fucking Diane and she makes him leave her bedroom to sleep on the sofa, you can see that he’s still got a johnny bag on his cock

It really is impressive how he gets thousand-cock roasties to have real orgasms. I can't imagine how he does it.

How exactly would the jews benefit from people not wearing condoms, retard?

>those typos
which third world country are you from?

condoms are manufactured to an international standard.
When you started having sex your penis probably hadn't stopped growing.

This is actually a problem for countries like India where the average is under the 14cm the international condom standard uses, guys aren't buying small condoms so it falls off and spreads HIV.

Put a condom on and stick your dick into anything warm, and you'll know what sex with a condom feels like.

But without a condom, there aren't really any substitutes to replicate the feeling.

>I can't imagine how he does it.
By having a 7inch girth cock

condoms in porn means you're watching French kinoporn tho

This was Europe. The condoms definitely got smaller. Your dick doesn't keep growing into your 30s

>implying her monolids aren't the cutest

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>handsome
>whispers into their face in an accent
>holds their throat and rams them at just the right speed
>total eye contact and dirty talk
>constantly changing positions and experimenting on the fly
>seems to treat them well behind the scenes
all this and he can have a room full of anime figures and he'll still make the roasties cum

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>that shirt
Kek, what a legend.

>condoms suck and ruin the sensation
>birth control pills fuck up the woman's hormones

I hope we get a new method of birth control soon

>MC doesn't use a waterpump before fucking to get maximum size
takes me out of immersion

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you can't get aids from vaginal sex

>he brings female pornstars into this room

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no, its a common thing among guys to hate condoms. women complain about guys not wanting to wear them.

you can but it's more likely for the men to transmit it to the woman than the other way around.

Just get a vasectomy. At the end of the day, there will always a wives' son who needs you in their lives.

Its actually pretty unlikely. Like 1 in 1000.

When you do it raw you are never gonna wanna use condoms ever again, its literally cucking your dick.

Even ultra thin or goat skin are useless as fuck, nothing beats the vagina walls, not even the mouth.

>that vegeta shirt
fucking based

>women complain about guys not wanting to wear them
None of my girlfriends liked the feel of condoms, either.

they're descended from insects

tell that to India.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

>nothing beats the vagina walls
This. Even anal pales in comparison.

Cause they don't make them large enough for actors.
Everyone knows they pack at least 10" and can fuck for a whole day.

does condom sex feel better or worse than your own hand?

Nice point shift since you got BTFO faggot. Already told you. AIDS. Think a little

Yes you can, you retarded faggot. You can even get it from oral sex.

The only reason the risk of transmission is increased by anal sex is because there is no natural lubrication there, which makes it more likely to cause ruptures or tears in the skin. But if you have micro-tears on your cock, and an HIV positive person with a mouth sore sucks it, the conditions are perfect for transmitting the virus.

Personally, I'd rather jerk off.

worse and i've never used lube on my dick because i'm not mutilated.

don't have to worry about condoms if you never have sex anyway

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No. You can feel her grip you with a condom on

They reduce sensitivity a bit but since cutfags already have very little sensitivity compare to normal people it doesn't feel like much at all for them

I dont really give a shit about India or the BBC. Do you think the BBC is going to be honest with bong plebs and tell them there really isn't a high likelihood of anyone catching HIV from straight sex?

My information came from a microbiological education. HIV doesn't threaten straight people (Africans not included).

>implying anyone uses condoms anymore

Not a single girl I've fucked in the last 15 years demanded it's use

they are. not only do they feel worse, they also kill the mood. having to stop and put a condom on sucks big time. no need to put that in movies. might as well show them going for a shit or waiting in traffic.

Im circumcised but my dick isnt that large so it kinda goes inside of whats left and I dont need lube. Its something

Cum in your wife for a baby is also spectacular.

>My information came from a microbiological education. HIV doesn't threaten straight people
You should contact the CDC and have them update their website to conform with the latest discoveries in microbiology.

cdc.gov/hiv/risk/vaginalsex.html

Because condoms are boring. Good sex is spontaneous sex, if you plan out sex beforehand it will never be as fun as when you just pounce on your girl.

This is why condoms ruin porn generally, only the Italian pornographers could do it and still make it hot

Why would people having AIDS benefit the jews?

>you will never impregnate a woman

Just kill me now...

>doesn't have any numbers on transmission rates
How embarrassing for you.

I've actually jerked off in a condom before just to see how their work

Not me. I'm just referencing the CDC.

But I guess they're is part of the conspiracy, right?

Anyone that says sex with a condom is worse than jerking off is 100% a virgin who has no idea how much more fun playing with a woman is.

No virgins allowed

Lel. Never went to college did you?
Transmission rates. Post them.

>he thinks people actually use condoms IRL
lmao fucking virgin

Masturbation is always better than sex because you can just close the video. With sex you have to put up with the woman afterwards

The site literally says that "it's possible" as a man to catch HIV from vaginal sex. Of course they would say that, but unless your dick has an open wound on it, the real risk is near zero.

Faggot poser, we're talking about the sensation.

t. incel

cdc.gov/hiv/basics/statistics.html

Pic related. Now we can move on to the part where you claim the statistics are unreliable, despite asking for it.

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And the sensation is 1000x better when you're sucking on her fat milkers while her ass bounces on your thighs and her moans fill the air.

You'd know that if you weren't a virgin.

Are you retarded? Do you not known what "transmission rate" means?
XD

might as well wear a strapon dildo next time you fucking cuck

Holy shit, it's pretty clear that you're the virgin here. Your insecurity and need to larp is embarrassing.

Not really sex is whole other dimension of pleasure especially with no condom and a tight pussy. You're right about the lame part is putting up with the girl especially when she wants to cuddle and you just want to get the fuck out.

>Straight people can't get HIV
>H-h-he, the CDC says they can?
>Well, that's not the exact rates I asked for, therefore they mean nothing

You post the rates to prove the CDC wrong. I don't really give a shit about any of this. I never studied microbiology. I'm just quoting official CDC statistics.

dude, all those guys claim is that contracting HIV for a man through vaginal sex is extremely rare. And it is.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS#Sexual
>Insertive penile-vaginal intercourse 0.01–0.38%[45][47]

Rare does not equal impossible.

Just because faggots are more likely to be infected does not mean "straight people can't get HIV" is an accurate statement.

You never quoted any statistics in transmission rates. Brainlet.

Only teenagers and johns use condoms

>Rare does not equal impossible.

That is true.

better because you have another person in front of you

Planes also fall out of the sky and kill straight people.

>put condom on
>get soft

True but women are generally insufferable, having to interact with them outside of the bedroom more than cancels out the physical pleasure

t. seething incels

buy bigger ones

It's called a posh wank.

everytime

>get past condom softness through practice and sheer will
>fucking
>think about how fast I should be fucking
>think about if I should be thinking about something else so I don't cum too early
>think about how early is cumming too early
>think about how late is cumming too late
>dick goes soft because I'm 10 layers deep in questions in my head

I don't even try to fuck anymore

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You have to love her unconditionally otherwise she's gonna rub you the wrong way. Pursue her pleasure. Find ways to make her sexualy satisfied. Think about her when you're at work and imagine her Cumming and passing out. Try to recall what she tells you. You'll unintentionally drown out 60% of what she says so think of it as a kind of game, like staring without blinking even when it hurts. Her constant yapping can be like that. She's annoying too and there's the time it's all your fault. You can let it be your fault and suffer the immediate fall out or say it's not your fault and battle every day for a long time. Maybe even for the rest of that year. She won't let it go even if you apologize later. Even if you make it up to her. They're times you can freak her out and knock her off her game like when you smell her undies when she's not looking or rub one out in her shoes. I was caught doing both and it was after she denied me sex. She called me a dirty freak and I said I'm your dirty freak. Rub your dick against her while she's asleep. And don't take your anniversaries for granted. Flowers and chocolate and warm scented KY jelly and wine and anal beads and a vibrator and dildo works too because she'll call you her sexual deviant. You're a conversation at work where she'll show her friends how freaky you are. "I caught him Cumming in my shoes." Then there's the kids. Be a constant source of activity for the kids and they'll flee from you when you suggest hiking or camping. They're like, Dad I have friends and a life.

holy shit he truly is our guy

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I had this with my first girlfriend in the first few weeks. It was so fucking horrible and I was so ashamed I once fled out of the bedroom and locked myself in the bathroom.

In 5th grade we had sex ed and everyone got a condom, I put that condom in my wallet.
13 years later I still had the condom in my wallet, I remained a touchless virgin.
Some years went past and now I‘m 29 and still a touchless virgin.
I never even opened that condom, just threw it away after 13 years.

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How exactly do the transmission rates help you in this? Everyone knows that faggots are more prone to infection because the lack of natural lubrication leads to bleeding.

Inb4 it's the wrong kind of rates. Post some to back up your claim.

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Just get a liberal abortion later lmao

Maybe stop checking out the guy's dick

>1 in 2500 for males having vaginal sex
Well done. That wasnt so hard.

this is your brain on /pol/

>put condom on
>my latex allergy turns my cock into a monster

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>get a variety pack of condoms
>throw on a stamina one because used all the others
>dick becomes so numb I can't feel anything
>start slapping it against the side of a sink while its rock hard but feel nothing
I'm not a giant dick guy but I've had plenty of condoms break as well. With my first girlfriend we just started using spermicide suppositories instead until she got on the pill. Still wouldn't trust a girl with those pills now even though I had no pregnancy scares ever, don't get roped into the baby game boys. Wrap that shit or use spermicide shit that you insert into her yourself.

And it's 1 in 909 for circumcised males who fuck other infected men in the ass.

So it's 2.7 times more likely for a [top] faggot to become infected than a straight man. That sure proved your point about HIV being a faggot-only disease.

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>age 14 or 15
>my parents catch me watching porn and see there are girls in my group of friends
>they put a small bag full of around 12 condoms from 3 different manufacturers in my closet with my socks so I find them without them making it awkward by giving them to me directly
>never talk to them about it
>use 2 to wank over the years
>make a ritual of throwing them away a day after they expired
>throw the last bunch away in 2011

>college educated white girls are HIV positive even a fraction of the amount homos are.

You really are dim. Its 1 in a million that I catch HIV having unprotected sex with a random white girl. Keep doing whatever you are told though. Keep up the reaction images that make you seem insecure and on the back foot. Pleb.

Until your gf gets lazy with it, forgets multiple days, loses almost a third of the pack but doesn't want to stop raw dogging and figures it will be ok, she doesn't want to look irresponsible in front of you, then two and a half months later you're paying whole cost of an abortion so that she doesn't keep it.

I've known her since we were 16 and now we're almost 26, she's always been like that
and she's been taking the pill for two years now skipping one or two days tops

>gay men have a 1 in 70 risk of catching HIV from a positive partner.

Lol

Yeah, fuck condors. No place for birds in such movies.

I didn't even know spermicide suppositories were a thing, why would anyone use the pill?

>get so into your own head sex isn't even enjoyable any more so you just gave up on women in general
Iktfb.

You just keep changing the fucking goalpost whenever the stats aren't in the favor of your current argument.

First it's a faggot-only disease. When the statistics show that it isn't, it's suddenly an argument about whether faggots are overrepresented or not. Yes, they are overrepresented and the odds of being infected is reduced for straight people, which I never fucking claimed to be untrue.

>>gay men have a 1 in 70 risk of catching HIV from a positive partner.
that's some gay ass shit

Lmao what the fuck is with this site and the circumcision butthurt? The only people who ever bring it up are people with foreskins. It isn't even like Americans follow it with some level of religious zealotry, it was just sort of like a long, pre-internet meme that continued out of habit. I don't know a single person in real life who cares as much as you people do.

i have my foreskin you dont lol

>That scene where he got Angela White to cry tears of joy after they came together
>They look like a married couple in their scenes now
Based

>Thread about sex
>People without foreskins are basically stripped of the ability to feel pleasure, therefore people with foreskin sees an opportunity to mock them

Wasn't that hard, was it?

The odds of being infected with HIV by having vaginal sex with a random white woman is basically zero. Its 1 in 2500 if she is HIV pos. Fucking PROSTITUTES are only HIV pos at a rate of 1% in Europe.

That means unprotected sex with hookers will only get you HIV 1 in 250,000 times. You will NEVER catch HIV from a regular woman.
It's a gay disease. They are the only people that it has even a slim chance of transmitting from one person to another.

It's good that you know her really well and know she's responsible. Too many dudes, my past self included, hear a newish gf or even just a quick fuck say
>I'm on birth control
And start pounding raw.

indians are coming here in droves

>talking about anything science related on Yea Forums
Why would you do this to yourself?
Also, why would you talk about anything sex related on top of that?

I think condoms are kind of hot.
My gf (an evangelical christian volcel) told me, when we are married, she never wants me to "have to" use a condom because there are "other ways" to avoid pregnancy. But I just want to jimmy up and go to pound town.

I'm in my late 20s and never had sex. But I met this German girl recently. I think she might like me but I'm not sure as I've never had a gf. She invited me out for drinks with her and some of her friends (all girls). She also invited me out again this weekend for a few drinks. I don't know if this is relevant but she laughs at my jokes a lot and yesterday she playfully hit me in the arm while laughing at something I said to her.

they mutilate the genitals of infants without any anesthesia for superstitious reasons like a Bronze Age tribe.

if we'll ever split and I found a new one (which I honestly doubt) it'll be years before I go raw on her

it's a fucked up hypocrisy of modern western society, it won't stop being talked about until it's criminalized.

It really is. My wife is allergic to latex so she got on the pill after the first time we had sex (she was a virgin at the time). For the last 6 years, she's just had an IUD. I've busted a nut in her almost daily. I could never go back to condoms.

It's something Europoors think they have over Americans.

We also have being white over you.

I was actually super pissed at my brother for letting his wife have my nephew circumcised. I'm cut and still think its fucking barbaric to cut off bits of a fucking infants cock. Her only reasoning was that it was cleaner.

It's a ploy by family first organizations

>"i'm on the pill I swear"

Nigga you impotent

Sex feels better without them, but I've had gfs that are so fucking tight that I can't last even two minutes. Condoms can help make sex last longer, which is a plus because blowing your load feels fucking amazing after making a girl cum on your dick pounding her from behind and pressed up against her tits over 30 minutes rather than losing it after not even 100 seconds.

I don't think you know what impotent means

congrats, you're retarded

>Cut off the most sensitive part of your cock, because it was part of religious doctrine to reduce sexual pleasure
>Sensitivity of the cock is reduced by up to 70%
>High risk of extreme pain-induced brain trauma as a toddler, often with PTSD-esque symptoms
>The only people in the world who does it are Arabs, Jews and the slaves of Jews (Americans)

You might have the upper hand in a lot of ways, but this ain't one of them.

You don't think about it the first few times, or the first time back after a prolonged dryspell, but once you go back to raw-dogging, there's a complete world of difference.

>impotent

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I might have finally sex for the first time in a few weeks from now

Would it be a good idea to stop my daily masturbation habits to make the sexual experience more satisfying?

I've heard that masturbation can reduce your dick sensitivity and ruin your erections with real women

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>"I want my kid to be clean and healthy"
>"I want my kid to be sexually pleasured"

One of these is normal.

stop masturbating 7 days before meeting her. That's a good window to build sexual lust.

Honestly you probably won't even get hard after years of frying your brain on porn, so yes stop jacking off as often or to porn at all so you go in feeling really horny and turned on by her. Women don't give a shit if you cum soon but will want to kill themselves if you can't get hard or can't cum which is what happens to most modern guys who grow up jacking to porn every night for decades on end.

On one hand you don't want to have trouble getting it up, on the other you don't want to shoot as soon as she touches it.

I recommend having a wank the morning before doing the deed, and cutting down on the fapping these coming weeks.

masturbate as little as possible until then but do it the day before

people only really use condoms for casual sex to avoid stds, couples usually have the woman on contraceptives or the guy just pulls out

you know that you can be clean even without cutting part of your dick off, right? it's called not being a lazy slob

Depends. If you don't jack off at all, you might blow your load before you even get benis in bagina while feeling her tits up or something. Which if this girl isn't a gf who cares about you, could mean no sex at all. But if you want to have the hardest boner you've ever had that pops up in less than 5 seconds, avoid jacking off.

the cleanliness thing is an actual meme.
The reason circumcision came back into fashion last century was because men in the trenches didn't have access to clean water to rinse over their cocks.
It makes no sense in the modern day to cut off a foreskin 18 years in advance just in case the boy ends up drafted into the military and can't spare a swish of his canteen to rinse his dick.

Yes, let's start removing body parts because it makes it easier to keep clean and reduces the risk of rare, but possible infections.

How about the ears? Yeah, let's remove them.
The nose? Gone it is.
Female breasts? Gone after menopause.
Testicles? Risk of cancer. Useless after the male has had a sufficient amount of children.

No, wait. The above aren't for religious reasons, so I guess we'll skip those. The US is the only country in the civilized world to state that circumcision for health reasons is an acceptable practice.

Me too. With foreskin they are hell to put on.

i'm on the fucking edge to get a vasectomy
IM ON THE FUCKING EDGE, MAN
>tfw 40yo virgin
>can't fucking take this shit anymore

Might as well scalp him while you are at it too. Less things to clean.

removing teeth isn't a bad idea actually, dentures work fine and brushing one or twice per day is a huge chore.

those things all serve a purpose.
wanting your child to received heightened sexual pleasure is degenerate as fuck

his mouth is red from the lipstick
I can under stand that you've never kissed a woman with makeup on, but have you really never seen one?

>heightened
you mean normal.

when the choice is more or less sexual pleasure, any parent who chooses more should be in prison

Am I the only one that loves condoms? Everyone I know hates them. I love putting them on they feel better then pussy. Get a nice lamb skin one and you will nut before you even start fucking.

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This

Are you a fan of female circumcision? Because the people who promote that are using the exact same reasoning you are.

don't jack off for a week or 2

Yes, it really is. It ruins the feeling of the vagina (or ass if you go that route), generally difficult to put on, and the dick doesn't stay the same exact same hardness throughout sex so the condom can feel awkward and loose at times.

It is also a complete mood killer having to stop and put on a condom. She just has to sit there and watch you fumble around with a plastic bag.

>foreskinlet unable to cope with the fact that he will never experience true pleasure, so he tries to push pleasure as something to be shunned

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>Europoors embracing degeneracy

and that's why Europe is in the state it is in.

I sure am glad my parents decided to remove my tastebuds when I was a toddler. Imagine how fat I'd be if I had tastebuds. Culinary pleasure is degenerate as fuck. I eat for health, not pleasure.

>tfw condom fetish

The girl looks great.

user I think you might be legitimately retarded. I don't even think a parent should have a legal right to surgically remove anything from their children that isn't life threatening. People that circumcised their kids without a religious reason behind it are just a rung behind those fucking psychotics that give their children hormones.

>tfw impregnation fetish

Not that condom sex is bad, but raw sex is infinitely better.

I am on these meds that have a side effect that I can't ejaculate. I can still orgasm, and it feels like I am ejaculating but nothing comes out. Its not the pill but its made me a lot less worried.

this is unironically a great idea

Stop jerking off 2-3 days before the sex happens. Any more and you'll be more likely to bust a nut too early from being so pent up.

Consider yourself lucky. Ejaculating is sinful and disgusting.

Holy fuck, this is genius

Imagine how healthy and fit you could get if fruits and vegetables tasted the same as chocolate and chips

>cleaner
that was the original reason it became a thing, with people who were living in a desert practically at 3000 BC, it's not like it's that hard to keep it clean in 2019

>Watching pron
>She has to fuck an uncut guy
>Immediately become disgusted and exit out

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I've thought about similar things desu
something something spice of life literally

Lmao alright?

Is this what they teach in the EU indoctrination camps? Sex feels great, I've never had to use lube, and I have intense orgasms. Why are you so obsessed with something that does not affect you?

But it is already being phased out on its own. I know plenty of newer parents who don't do it, I have no intentions of circumcising my own children. It's a meme that outlived anyone remembering why they did it in the first place.

You sound like an insane person. Not a good look.

I sometimes put it on to make me last. Raw is really that good. We take it off if I want to finish.

But that's usually for the first time. Having sex again in under an hour with my dick already a bit desensitized from the first is enough to make me last.

I stopped fapping once for like 3 days, went for a jog and I was getting instaboners from just crossing paths with a bunch of 50yo women.

Sauce? Asking for a friend.

>Sex feels great, I've never had to use lube, and I have intense orgasms.

That's fine and all, but even US-based studies shows that sexual pleasure is reduced by up to 70%. But I'm sure your anecdotal stories of the few times you got fucked by a circumcised cocks and felt pleasure overrides those.

How do you quantify sexual pleasure?

>watching JAV
>all penises are uncircumcised
>also conveniently censored

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This, but cut guy.

Can't watch porn when the guy is cut. No offense to people who are cut victims, but as an uncut man I cant help but think how much sensation is lost.

>be circumcised
>herculean effort not to nut immediately when my gf strokes me off

checkmate, bongistanis

There is this little thing called brain scans. We've had it for a couple of years now, you might have heard of it. It's something in which we are able to estimate the level of sensation a person feels by looking at the level of activity in certain parts of the brain.

Inb4 "uhhh did they scan the brains during sex?". No, you god damn retard, they measured sensitivity of the cock, which in turn impacts sexual pleasure.

OOPS

all you uncut mongrels are the ones Pederstein was talking about.

Wash your penises, hit the gym, get a clue.

I DROPPED

When I was a kid, I tripped while eating an ice cream cone and my chin slammed onto a curb. I bit off half of my tongue and the doctors sewed it back on. There was a lot of life long nerve damage, the biggest being that I have almost zero sense of taste aside from bitter.

I have no idea what sweet, savory or salty is. All of my food cravings are based on what nutrition my body needs. E.g I crave a lot of bread and nuts for the extra fat in the middle of winter. I eat zero junk food or candy. I'm definitely in perfect health cause of it.

Oddly enough, like being blind, some other senses are way more sensitive. I have an incredibly sense of smell. Aside from being able to identify the ingredients of food entirely based on smell. I often crave to smell certain foods rather than eat it. Caramelized onions specifically cause me to go crazy even though I can't taste them very well.

Losing a basic sense isn't like being colour blind and forever losing out on an experience; the body adapts shocking well so a person can still experience the world just fine.

What is the standard basis of 'pleasure'? Let's assume what you say is true, that I am indeed that much less sexually stimulated than an uncut penis, if that is the only perview of pleasure I can mentally relate to, the idea of experiencing 'more' pleasure means almost nothing to me. Its like as if an alien came down to earth with a superior number of cones in their eyes that allowed them to see a vastly greater spectrum of colors than humans. They can constantly remind you how much you're apparently missing out on, but you literally cannot perceive anything outside of your body's relative sensory bounds, so what use is it to you longing over?

Americans literally do not care. The only time circumcision is ever brought up, it is women making fun of the appearance of uncircumcised penises. I see nothing wrong with them myself, but that's just the extent of any energy put into the topic.

>Oddly enough, like being blind, some other senses are way more sensitive.

I wonder which sensations are enhanced for foreskinlets. Is their ability to feel real pleasure substituted by the ability to smell the atomic components of the vaginal fluids?

Whoever's idea it was to make them sort of baggy (I guess to hold the cum?) was a fucking retard, so I never use them.

I'm cut and I tend to focus more on the sounds and visuals than what my dick is feeling. Not that my dick isn't feeling good, but something about the sound of my hips slapping against a nice ass and watching a girls eyes become glossy with pleasure stimulates me more.

Remove the tip of his fingers while you're at it. After all, nails tend to get very dirty.

SHIT

Physical sexual pleasure is derived from the sensitivity of ones cock. A lot more obviously plays it into, but sensitivity is one of the most important factors. There have been tens of thousands of studies done on both pain and pleasure, and sensitivity is a key factor in every single one. And we know for certain that circumcision leads to a loss of up to 70% sensitivity of the cock.

If your nose was quantifiably 40% more sensitive than mine, you would experience more pain than me if we were both punched right in the nose.

leaving the dream

Condom wanking is the shit. Normal jacking doesnt even compare

>its a Yea Forums faggot pretends he doesn't use condoms episode
Right, so you rawdog some skank, totally dude. Not counting girlfriends obviously.

>ignoring my post because he couldn't refute it

>start dating new girl
>know she ahd a sexual relationship with her ex
>over at her house one day
>find the condoms her and her ex used to use
>they are magnums

For fucks sake. How do i deal with this knowledge?

>He doesn't rawdog skanks with a fake name and Tinder profile

It's like you don't want dozens of progeny.

Right, but human sense is a relative perception. Would you say you have a pretty decent sense of smell? If a dog were suddenly transported into a human body, they'd probably be aghast at how suddenly neutered their sense of smell is. They can mentally perceive much greater sensory intensity that humans cannot. A man circumcised in the middle of his adult life would likely perceive a much greater sense of loss. With that said, I've actually known men who have been circumcised due to stuff like intense phimosis and they've not experienced all that large of a difference.

Go on trav sometime, there will be dudes more than happy to go on and on about raw dogging literal prostitutes and lady boys that have been fucked by thousands of men.

>sex scenes seem so fake
yeah this is because in real life normal people having sex is usually boring and not really that sexy to watch. so sex scenes and porn have to make everything seem extra sexy because they are intended to stimulate the viewer. putting on a condom is awkward and unsexy which is why you dont want it in a hot sex scene

Trick is to get one tight enough that just sticks around the head and leave it there.

Doesn't protect against std's like that though, just the std of pregnancy.

Is it true that magnum condoms arent actually that much bigger than normal condoms. Its more of a ego feeder than anything?

But now that we have neuro-imaging the human perception of pleasure and pain are no longer relative. At least to a [somewhat] satisfying degree.
If we're both punched in the nose while our brains were being scanned, scientists would be able to tell which one of us experienced the worst pain based on the chemical reaction. Resistance to pain, expectations of pain, etc obviously plays into it, and affects how your brain lights up on the imaging.

I'm obviously simplifying it, and I agree with most of what you say.

Regular condoms already fit 7 inch dicks, magnums fit 8inchers and men with cocks girthier than 6inches.

A lot more goes into pleasing a women than dick size. Stop being such a beta piece of shit.

Big agree. This one chick I've been seeing finally was like no more condom pls and I'm so happy

>Stop being such a beta piece of shit
Lol, says the pussy-eating faggot. If your dick alone isn't enough for a woman its over for you.

>You sound like an insane person. Not a good look.
This isn't faceberg or reddit, everyone here is anonymous.

Most women will agree though, except the whores with holes the size of a subway tunnel. As long as you're above 5 inches with acceptable girth, it's no longer about size, but how you use it.

>girth over 6inch and length at 8inch

I honestly wonder what life is like with a dick that big. I've heard a lot of stories that it isn't too practical. Pants are an issue with sudden erections and you'll be lucky to find a girl who can fit the whole thing

She never said the sex was bad though. If the sex is equally good between the two partners, I would imagine the bigger cock is preferable every time.

>you'll be lucky if you find a girl who can fit the whole thing
Where do you hear that? On shit holes like this site where everyone has a 9 inch cock? No woman is going to have an issue taking a cock unless it is some freakish 13 incher or some shit. even then its probably more of a mental thing if its too big for her.

Oh I totally get what you're saying, and I don't disagree. Nerves are being cut, obviously from an objective standpoint there will be literal sensory loss, but if a brain never built those pathways in the first place, I don't think one can truly feel a sense of loss.

I'm well aware of where I am. I've likely been here far longer than you. The anonymity is what allows the pure discourse to overcome image and prestige. When you start busting out 'da jooz' you make it very easy to discover you have nothing worth listening to.

Probably, but only because the bigger dick is more visually appealing.

I had a friend with an 8-incher. He said women fucking loved it, until it was time to put it in. Then it suddenly wasn't as sexy.

Well I agree with that part. Women may be whores but not ever man is packing an eight inch cock. And they're retarded so if the sex is good then her chimp brain makes her think she just got fucked by the biggest dick ever when its only like six inches.

you seem kinda ungrateful towards women

Big dicks being inherently more pleasurable is a complete lie only shouted by insecure men whom think they'd get women if only they had a big dick too.

Any girl that isn't a whore with an obliterated vagina will tell you anything over 5inch is acceptable and a great experience is determined by how a person uses it.

You're a virgin, aren't you? No sex is the exact same between two people. "Equally good" is entirely subjective. You are having sex with a person, and every part of their body is a factor. I'm 6inch on a good day and I assure you, when I'm fucking someone they're way more focused on how I'm holding them, how my muscles look, and how strong our personal connection is. Size of my dick is behind a lot more important factors to their pleasure.

>When you start busting out 'da jooz'

Got a little fun one for you. I'm both and . The first one was mostly just to lure the burgers out of the woodwork for some butthurt. You should know how it works since you're supposedly an oldfag, too.

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there is truth to this.

My gf thought my 6.9 inch penis was 8 inches. I let her this believe because it turned her on and this in turn turned me on.

Not that user, but a guy saying this is probably just him trying to stroke his ego. Do you really think an 8 inch penis is going to be a problem for the vast majority of females to take?

Based /ourguy/ Ethan hawke

>dick size actually doesnt matter
Yeah see this is what dicklets tell themselves so they dont feel so bad about how tiny their cock is.

holy shit

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Dick size does matter but if you think it is the most important factor, the end all be all of determining sexual pleasure, then you're a delusional virgin and/or massive incel.

7.5 by 6.3 here, can confirm, unless she's a massive whore, it's bound to be uncomfortable without a shirt on of foreplay for the average girl

Its pretty fucking important. You can always learn how to fuck properly. Cant really do anything about your micropenis though.

Most dicks in porn aren't bigger than 8 inches and most pornstars still need a shitload of lube and warm up yet you can still see them struggling and in pain many times when taking them.

Considering the average vagina has a depth of 3.77 inches [3 to 7 inches according to other sources], I'm going to have to answer yes.

Why on earth wouldn't I be?

>2010
>Oldfag

My sweet summer child

2007.

2010 was when I first realized that keeping my Yea Forums folder on an external drive was a good idea.

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> He didn't beg his parents for a vasectomy at 15.

Whites are already going extinct having .5 kids. They don't need movies encouraging sex without procreation.

based swaglord approved thread

Even considering that the vagina increases in depth and width during intercourse, the average depth is still 5-7 inches from entryway to cervix.

Yes, 8 inches will be difficult for most women to take all the way.

See this is bullshit. Im 7 inches on the nose, right under 6 inches girth. No female has had any issue having sex with me. Not even close. Ive had plenty of partners. If a girl is having any sort of issue she isnt that turned on/into fucking you.

Lmao at dicklet cope

How is the depth of an unaroused vagina at all relevant? You do know they expand to accommodate their sexual partner.
.right???

Have you ever fucked any Asians? I'm 6 inches and I've never been able to bottom out.

Do you really think guys with 5-7 inches are bottoming out most females pussies? Jfc.

Seriously use your god damned brains. Women are made to push fucking children out their pussies. Is it a pleasurable experience for them? Of course not. But guess what. No dick is even CLOSE to the size of a kid.

Nope. Always wanted to though. I have fucked a lstina girl who was like 5' tall and maybe 100 lbs. Had zero issues fucking her. Went balls deep and everything.

It's considered bottoming out when you hit the cervix. If you ram her so fucking hard that you start going into her uterus, she either has the mental stamina of a Tibetan monk to keep going, or she screams stop.

I like how everyone in this thread has a 7 inch dong despite that only being less than 5% of men.

t. Chang, packing a 3.5 inch katana in his trousers

I never had sex so obviously I never bought a condom, if your dick is average in length but pretty good in girth (6+), what condom are you supposed to buy?

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Just tell the person operating the cash register what your dimensions are, and they'll give you the appropriate brand.

Yea Forums fags are petty as fuck and will posture to a bunch of sad virgins.

This is bad advice

>tfw 4.5"
I wish I was dead every day bros

Nobody fucks with condoms nowadays.

The boxes typically have directions that say what size the condom is meant for.

What's the girth, though? If it's a thick little fucker, it's enough to satisfy most grills.

same. i don't even bother trying because i know they will just laugh when they see it.

>never got the big deal about sex
>some turbo slut starts working at my job
>explode in her while shes dirty talking and have her hair wrapped up in my fist

Closest ive been to god. Literally felt god when i came. I completely understand now Why so many single moms exist.

I know what bottoming out is. And im telling you they arent. The females vagina will expand to accommodate. Of course you can do certain positions that will allow you to hit her cervix even with those dick sizes. But just normal sex. No.

Your only choice is to never have kids so the small dick genetics become less common and society benefits as a whole.

i'd happily trade my 6.5" with a 4.5" bro cause I'm not gonna use it anyway

confoms are for faggots and fornicator

>not being incredible at foreplay to turn her into a slip and slide

It amazes me how many dudes ive known who dont understand why there gfs or wives dont like them just pulling of their pants and instantly jamming it into them.

Would you trade your 7 inch cock in return for the hair on your head?
Because I would trade my 7 inch cock for thick hair in the blink of an eye.

The grass is always greener.

Hijacking this with a related concept.
Do not, under any circumstances, Masturbate belly down.
It's called "Prone Masturbation" and it's REALLY unhealthy. Look it up.

Take care of your dicks, anons.

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4.75-5"

That's the plan

There's pretty much two condom sizes, Ron Jeremy size and normal person

my best friend has a big 7 inch uncut cock with a wife and three kids and good job and lost a lot of his hair by 30. i have good hair but none of that. i would rather be my friend. shit fucking sucks, fuck having good hair.

If you actually had a dick big enough where “normal” condoms (condoms that need to fit even needle dick men with 4 inches of girth as well as normal 6x5inch guys and above) feel constricting, you wouldn’t have to ask such a dumb question.

>4.75-5"

I work in a very female oriented place, and I've probably had open sexual conversations with at least a hundred of them, and a 4.5 length/5 girth cock is more than enough to satisfy at least 90% of them. It might not be as visually pleasing as a 8 inch veiny cock, but as long as you've got decent technique you'll be alright.

A lot of men don't foreplay or dont know how to foreplay.

>whispers into their face
>holds their throat and rams them at just the right speed
>total eye contact and dirty talk

Do any one of these and I guarantee the chick will lose her mind. Most men think sex is just put it in ram her as fast as you can than cum.

I don't think I'll ever understand the retards who say they prefer masturbation. Nutting raw in good pussy is a religious experience, and for good reason. It is literally the biological endgame. Millions of years of evolution did everything it could to get you up to that point of climax and your body is flooding your brain with as many endorphins as possible to let your little primate mind know what a bang up job it did for beating the game.

The problem is that once you get a taste of it, there's no going back. One can only take so many nights of knucle glazing before they need another taste of the real thing. I totally understand why so many cultures embraced abstinence before marriage.

I’ve seen dozens of pornos where a girl measured how far she can insert a dildo. Most of them can’t fit more than 6-7 inches at most, even fully aroused. If you watch porn where the guy has an 8-9 incher, it’s clear he can’t go balls deep, and the woman will often try to push him away slightly by grabbing his thighs. But keep thinking that your BBC memes are real life.