Derry Girls

Thing is though, we'd been mates for years. We had texted literally every single day for YEARS. Hundreds of thousands of texts. Then the week we start dating, suddenly my replies simply aren't fast enough for her liking. She felt ignored, wondered what I was doing (9/10 times I was just playing FIFA with my mates or something). She was just so insecure and I couldn't wrap my head around it.

Hoping there's at least one more bird out there that is actually fit and sound and not insecure as all fuck. Otherwise I'm dying alone cuz fuck doing all that again.

Do the Northern Irish view Irish from the Republic of Ireland as their countrymen?

Carnhill here, wbu m8

comfy does not equal boring

About 50% of us do. Half of us consider ourselves Irish and the other half consider themselves British. To the British half (unionists), we're all Brits in denial. To the Irish half, everyone on the island is Irish and a fellow countryman.

Down in the Republic, most would probably consider us in the North to not be their fellow countrymen anymore. But then, they'd sell their granny for a tax break down there, so I don't take it too personally.

do they get raped and pimped by muslim men?

>Northern Ireland
>muslims
lmao

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Which half are you in? Is living in Northern Ireland as bleak as I imagine it to be, or is it alright?

The Bog

I'm in Belfast. It's probably bleaker than you imagine it to be, from an outside perspective. I quite like it personally. It suits my sensibilities. But I can definitely see someone from England or America coming over and being shocked to find giant walls separating communities for fear of them murdering each other or being shocked to find out that walking from one street into another will you get you beat up for crossing an invisible line in the sand that defines the communities those streets "belong to".

If anything, I wouldn't mind it being a little bleaker to hopefully deter all those Nigerians and pakis from taking up residence here after being kicked out of England or the Republic.

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So there's still tension between Catholics and Protestants? Sorry I'm not very educated on this subject.

Damn, had no idea it was still so sectarian. From your perspective, what's the chances of it ever all kicking off again?

Oh definitely. It's nowhere near the point it was even back in like the early 00s or late 90s, but it's definitely still there. It all comes to a head every July.

The thing is, it's not really "the past" for most people. 100% of the population here either directly lived through The Troubles, are children of people who lived through The Troubles or are related to people directly involved in The Troubles. It's not like blacks and slavery in the US. It's not "my great great great great great great grandad might've been a slave". It's "A British solider forced me against a wall at the end of a rifle, forcibly searched me, bashed the back of my head with the butt of his rifle when he didn't find anything and tried to goad me into fighting back so he could shoot me dead while his mates laughed" or "my dad was literally shot by the IRA/UVF/British Army". All the pain is very immediate still.

>chances of it all kicking off again
It's inevitable. Something has to give. Someone has to "win". Under 18s are overwhelming Catholic these days and if the trend continues, the previous majority who held all the power (British Unionist Protestants) are suddenly going to be facing the very real threat that they lose all of that power and possibly "their country" too. And they won't go quietly.

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They were making an accurate show about girls from Derry

I live in hunger for a day when the Catholics rule Belfast and unapologetically massacre the entire Pr*testant population in an orgy of violence unheard of since the Crusades

>Accuracy
>Realism
>"True to life"
Is there anything more boring? If I want realism and accuracy I'll go outside

I like the slutty sweary one the best desu

I met a protestant girl who I like but I'm hesitant to date her became of my fathers potential reaction.

I've always been torn. Inherently, I don't have a problem with Prods. I mean, Wolfe Tone was a Prod. But the Prods up here mate, they're something else entirely. I think it's because they're anglos. Literal manifestations of Lucifer himself, the anglos are.

because*

The Church of Ireland/England protestants are fine. It's the fucking presbyterians who are the scum.

>go outside
Is it still the 90s outside where you live? Because that's when the show is set.

My mate dated a Prod for the first time last year. After 6 months, he caught her with her ex "just talking" at her place after she disappeared from a party she was at with my mate. He believed that they'd just bumped into each other by coincidence and took her on holiday the weekend after. Literally the day they got back, she dumped him. She's fucked 6 married men since then (2 months) and is trying to fuck another one that she works with, while fetishising the whole concept of cheating/relationship destruction.

Consider this your warning.

I once went on a taxi tour of Belfast and the taxi driver showed me the bullet wound scars in his knees where he'd been knackered by the IRA for selling weed to his friends in the 80s

What an interesting culture

Well she's not an Norn Iron protestant. She's a German protestant so she might be different. She actually goes to protestant mass every Sunday which I find odd for a young girl like her. (shes only early 20s)

>Is it still the 90s outside where you live?
Fuck I wish

Irish women are the absolute worst, they are just brain-dead and incapable of critical thinking

Nope. Saorise Monica Jackson is really hot.

Can confirm she looks pretty cute. She walked past me at the airport a few weeks ago.

dirty pro abortion baby killing cunts, you will never kill our northern irish babies you wretched whores.

Australian girls are even dumber but on the plus side they are much hotter than Irish slags

I bet they just threw that water right in the trash

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I'm Irish and dating a girl from London. English women are much better than any Irish women I've ever met.

Not even meming when I say that Prod girl love The BTC (Big Taig Cock).
My friend's sisters are all Turfburners (I've shagged one of his sisters and his cousin - and his prod ex tried to rid me as well). My other two friends are also going with Prod girls.

It's massively prevelant.

PADDY'D

I'm more a fan of Oppai Recorder Girl.

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I like it but I think at times it way too short and the musical cues can be annoying. The girl who plays Erin is cute and ugly at the same time.

Am I the only one that thought OP's pic related was from that legendary BLACKED video?

English girls definitely have better accents than NI girls for sure.

The prod girl I'm referring to believed in saving herself for marriage because it's what God wants, up til about 3 months before she met my mate. Within 9 months of believing that it was a woman's duty to stay virgin til marriage because of the sanctity of marriage, she was actively fucking a new married man every week.

Just a warning.

That's just all women m8

Fair enough. Might leave it so

I guarantee this poster is from D*blin (read: not Irish)

You should really consider taking a break from the internet for a few weeks m8.

I'm from Sligo actually

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Do they recreate any of these scenes?

youtube.com/watch?v=fhfgQOLSrTQ

youtube.com/watch?v=TCOe7gJuaO8

As a nigger I'm turned on by the threat of imminent death. It's war then, fighting to survive and all that jazz? Count me in.

It's set in the 90s, so no.

The troubles declined in the very late 90s

?

I'm aware. Those two incidents that were specifically mentioned in that post happened in the late 80s though.

I think you're being spit upon.

Derry is so miserable. It's a shame that people are now thinking of it as more of a brash comedy because of this show. The real humor in Derry is just ugly and spiteful. Everybody in Derry hates everyone else and mostly they hate themselves. Nuke this place please.

What did Ireland mean by this?

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>invade another country, spend 800 years murdering them
>bitch when black people show up in their occupied land

We're all very traditional at heart. We love a good bit of wholesome, mature, adult sex and impregnations.

The taigs don't like nignogs too much either, despite what SF and the SDLP would try to have you believe.

>I think it's because they're anglos
Not anglos, Scottish. Scottish Presbyterians.

ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-air-force-asked-defend-ireland/
telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9813358/British-taxpayers-funded-Irelands-14bn-bail-out.html

Just a bit of banter isn't it really. Talk shite like you do but you know we'll never fight back proper like. Humour can united, no wonder that mega bus fella on so much TV.
Do you get Mock the Week over there?

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Feels good looking down on thots, wherever they may be

>not anglo
They're from the Scottish lowlands. They were definitely anglos.

>Mock The Week
We do. Haven't watched it in like a decade, but I'm sure it still airs here.

A large proportion of black taxi drivers are former paramilitaries

Just because the lowlands speak a bastardised language Scotts don't make them Anglo, just as youse lot speaking Hiberno-English don't make you Anglo. Protestant don't = Anglo, trust me on that one I know.

I'm fully aware. However, they are still anglo. They were specifically chosen to be Presbyterian Anglos in order to suffocate the native Gaelic culture, not just the language. Sending in a bunch more Gaels from the Highlands would've been counter-productive.

I always knew sligo were race traitors

Look no further than this very thread:

>30 year old looking actors playing highschoolers

No fucking thanks

Have sex.

Christ Irish """people""" are fucking hideous.

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Filthy fucking drug dealing prod had it coming

The most recent episode was brill, loved the Dead Poets Society plot

Also FUCK Ireland Simpsons Fans for deleting tranny memes

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Planters were majority from Northern England and Lowland Scotland, they don't even care about Scotland, they care about "Britain"

>Gaels from the Highlands would've been counter-productive
This is why the whole "engineered" famine view falls flat. If you wanted to remove said peoples from the Isles why not stick them on one island and then do it.
Thats besides the point, there are highlanders who are protestant. Enough to get rid of Queen Mary.

>Limerick

Kilkenny also confirmed to be full of West Brits

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Are the '90s the new '80s?

Remember when the opposite case happened in the 1960s and was the whole reason the Brits sent the army to start Operation Banner in the first place?

Anyone see the desperately unfunny "London Irish" the creator wrote before this? Essentially the same caricatures of characters, the crude aggresive girl is definately a trope here but pretty much everyone can't stand those kind of people for any amount of time

Scotland is Britain as it should be. SNP sturgeon is a lego headed poisoned pinted cludgie goblin, we choose to join the UK and it has only brought success so far.
There is a reason why more Scottish people live in England then they do in Scotland, and it's not because of the weather.

Because the ulster plantation was about supplanting a hostile native population with loyal colonists so that they could prevent more rebellions

What? The Scottish weren't a problem. The famine was engineered because the Irish wouldn't lie down and accept British rule like the Scots did. The Irish were a persistent thorn in the side every single fucking generation. Literally 800 straight years of rebellions. No other country was that fucking stubborn about being colonised, which is why the Famine and the Plantation and Cromwell's genocide occurred.

Lets see how the Scottish feel after intransigent british cunts crash us all out of the EU

>Is living in Northern Ireland as bleak as I imagine it to be
It depends where you are, a lot of Belfast is made up of shithole council estates with Union Jacks or Tricolours spammed everywhere to show their respective alliegences, and there are still mild riots every year around the 12th.

When you move away from the city center out of the poverty line there are some really nice areas, and outside of Belfast across the wider countryside it's comfy and hassle free.

You'll always know a "good" area because it won't have a bunch of retarded flags hanging from lamposts that they do in the subhuman poverty areas, there are lots of places both Catholics and Protestants live mixed together even in Belfast. I grew up in mixed areas with close friends and family of both sides. Nobody gives a single fuck about sectarianism or "sides" anymore apart from the subhumans, and they don't even fight over it for a reason now and probably don't even know the history of what they're fighting over, they'd fight about anything just to have an excuse to be hooligans.

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All of it is a bloody mess, literally and figuritivley. If only Henry put up with daughters perhaps we would never be in this mess perhaps the Isle could be united peacefully like England and Wales. That isn't though nor will it ever be. Too much bad blood which is a shame. Oh well.

How about you get all the Celtic supporters, we get all the oranges and we get to keep the protestant counties. Even that wouldn't work. You'd want it all.

Would I be wrong in assuming you're a Prod?

The "there's tricolours spammed everywhere" gave you away. The flegs every single lamppost thing is exclusively a Unionist thing.

>Nobody gives a single fuck about sectarianism anymore
There's that South Belfast poncery creeping in too.

>I grew up in mixed areas
fuck off billionaire

These girls look exactly like I imagine all bongs and patties look like

Is this accurate?

Ireland was fighting back against English invasion centuries before Henry was born. It wasn't a religious fight for the Irish, but a fight for freedom and sovereignty.

>I know we've been fighting over land that we stole from you for centuries now, but what if you just let us steal some of that land anyway? NoooOoOoOoooo you'd be too greedy and want ALL of YOUR OWN land back.
You anglos never fail to amaze me with your utter lack of self-awareness.

Thats what they get for being so close to the North

EU EU EU, why don't you put your nose further up the German arsehole. Is this you trying to repay them for the Easter gift?

They aren't Irish. They are Northern Irish.

I'd just be content with English cunts in westminster keeping their poisoned hands out of our affairs.

Why the fuck does Ireland like Hentai and Cartoon stuff so much?

Actually, those girls are Irish. They hold Irish passports and are born to Irish parents on the island of Ireland.

Yeah, the standards pretty low. To be honest, I think if we wern't all so obese itd be higher

Where are they from? Dubs?

My parents from both sides both lost family members in The Troubles and instead of manifesting the hate they worked hard to escape it and raise us without prejudice. Anyone of decent upbringing no longer cares about fighting over stupid shit and feels nothing but disgust and embarrassment when it's on the news that some retarded niggers are throwing bricks at each other again, there's more important stuff to worry about.

Grow up and get over it, do something useful with your life and don't raise your children with hate you salty little bitches.

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Whats the best and worst counties? Id say either Galway or Cork are the best and Mayo and Roscommon are the worst.

Whats the appeal of being a prod instead of a catholic?

Okay then, my people were in Scotland before your Gaelic invasion. Sturgeon is a Gaelic invasion, how about all of youse fuck outta my country huh? How about all you get out of fucking Liverpool and London. How about that huh? How about that, you take land from me others take land from you and then you complain about that for hundreds of years. Give me all of my land back. All of youse from the entirety of the Isles give it all back to my people. You want to be so tribal and trivial so lets have it.

The French galics take land from my people to. I want my land back from them. Give it all to me because I fucking want to have it. Nordics fuck outta Yorkshire, give all of that back to me. Eire used to belong to my people as well before you Gaelic invaders. Give me my land.

Im not a fucking Anglo im a PICTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Fucking jabberwolly

I can't tell if you're intentionally playing the loyalist retard role where you pretend you aren't aware of how citizenship works in NI or if you're just a legitimately sheltered orange order spastic that doesn't know.

I knew you were a Prod. You're really easy to spot, you know. I just want you to remember that you and your gay friends at Queens are the minority in Ulster. And you always will be. When it comes down to it, you'll be gunned down just the same as anyone else would and no amount of fence-sitting will save you from that inevitability.

>there's more important stuff to worry about than freedom
Name 3.

I was only pretending to be retarded

>my people were in Scotland before your Gaelic invasion
No they weren't. The Picts were entirely wiped out and are no extinct. You are not descended from the Picts. You're descended from the Gaels, who are the ones who replaced the Picts and sent them into extinction. Secondly, the Picts literally never occupied Ireland the Gaels did. The Picts were exclusive to Scotland, specifically the Northern and Eastern sides. So you weren't in Ireland first either.

Please try not to embarrass yourself like that again.

the flegs

I see you know your shit, you called my bluff. Can you see though how you can act so tribal and petty. Look at South Africa, by your decree the Afrikaans should all vacate and give the land to the indigenous people. Except logically there are no true indigenous people. Its only when you can look past humans as splintered tribes and united behind something bigger that this stupidity becomes vapour.

I know you know this because all you could do to refute my "point" was to be historical. The historical point may not be right but the philosophical point is. Neither is the point I'm not a Anglo, and even if was your hatred is blinding and dismissive. Putrid really.

Roscommon and Longford are pretty shit.

Where is the Viper from again? Roscommon or Mayo. I forget

Congrats on your abortion law Ireland, a few centuries overdue

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Mayo, he's very popular in Roscommon too

He's almost reptilian in his movement

Stop trying to equate a direct invasion of Ireland and systematic destruction of its culture and language in an attempt to absord it into the empire to other countries. Cheers mate.

The Troubles are a meme and teenagers still LARPing about it need to grow up. There's no reason for Northern Ireland not to join the Republic now. The Protestants did have legitimate concerns and grievances in the past but anybody who claims to be seriously concerned about pogroms or discrimination in modern times is lying. Even in the 60s and 70s it made sense that people would not want to join an Ireland that was still quite poor and dysfunctional and lose out on all the benefits of British citizenship. But now you are just trading one cookie-cutter neoliberal European state for another. The border is just an arbitrary line that makes no sense.

t. American

The only thing I give a shit about is losing the NHS, the republics healthcare is fucking terrible.

This. The people who still behave like apes never leave their own shithole area and don't know what it's like to go outside the city and actually start living like a normal person. There's a good reason why people go overseas or over the border to study and never return, and why people down south laugh at us. I truly weep for the people living here.

How's scrounging benefit money off the Queen keeping?

Indian guy with a fetish for white girls here
would I have a chance with a Derry girl?

I 100% guarantee you if a United Ireland ever happens all the paddys that screamed for it would shit themselves immediately when they realise they won't be able to lap up free money from being dole bunnies and actually pay for their health care.

>There's no reason for Northern Ireland not to join the Republic now
Except that we don't want to share our country with a bunch of violent backwards dole-fiends with massive cultural baggage, no thank you

Absolutely no chance

You still don't get the point do you. That was in the past, just as the Normans invading Britain in the past or the Danes invading Britain both of which had numerous examples of direct invasions and "systematic destruction" "culture and language" . The English don't speak old English they speak modern English, the Welsh generally speak Welsh the speak English. Beef is called beef not cow, pork is called pork not pig, a umbrella is a umbrella not a rain shade. The difference between the Invasions of England and Ireland are that when England was invaded the invaders won, the people were absorbed and that was that. Wessex became Normandy then Normandy became England. Ireland was Ireland, and Ireland is Ireland just with out little bit at the top.
Think of the Celtic Cornish, they have had their entire country stolen off of them by other people. Do they complain that they only have a smidge of another country - no. Why? Because they know thats just history, the actions of a ancestor don't reflect those of the modern man. Yet to you they do, all "Anglos" are evil because and therefore.

Be happy with what you have, do not be discontent with what you do not. Your country could be invaded by the UK, it would be beat. The UK could systematically remove all traces of your culture and former nation, yet it doesn't because today is today and the future is the future not the past.

Be happy that you can go to your pub tomorrow and drink to a Welsh man. A most wonderful caveat.

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* "systematic destruction" of "culture and language"
the Welsh don't generally speak Welsh they speak English.

No, I get the point you're trying to make. You're just too retarded to make it.

>it would be beat
You couldn't even manage that over the course of almost an entirely millennium. You fucking mongoloid. You really need to learn when to shut up, because you're really, really shit at this.

You're saying that like it would nullify someone's Irish nationalism, when it fact it makes your Queen a pathetic little cunt that actively gives money to the terrorists that are fighting directly against her. Thanks for playing though.

t. D*blin traitor

Just as you are a fucking plasimd. I try to not swear and try to have actually discussion and yet all you reply with is sarky fucking spite. Look at your millitary, fucking look at it you absolute dolt. Do you fucking think that that shit could beat the British armed forces. I am not talking about fucking subjugation i am talking about beating another country in a war.
I dont think you undestand, the UK has nuclear weapons. If some psychopath wanted to remove Ireland from the face of the Earth they could.
I don't want that, nobody in the UK who is sane wants that. I am trying to make the point that if someone wanted Ireland to cease they could do so, but BUT no one does want that. I want you to understand that i don't care about the history i want Ireland and the UK to have a functioning relationship departed from the past. If the British army was to Invade Ireland and wipeout the Irish army it could - easily. That is my point not that we could subjugate you, you have proved that we could never do that, but we could annihilate you in a war.

I don't want Ireland in the UK i don't want that that isn't my point. Fucking hell mate.

Don't hate us 'cos you ain't us boy

The autistic waifu obsession of Yea Forums rears its malformed head again.

>he says as he enjoys the fruits of British labour and ingenuity day in day out
Someone post that study the Japs did showing how the British have contributed the most.

>Your country could be invaded by the UK, it would be beat.
i hate the republic of ireland so im not some fucker defending them, but 30% of england's genes are literally irish, if the UK invaded Ireland then you'd have like 15million irish-english causing havoc in england. then theres the fact that like 30% of britains entire soldiers have been irish. so if there have been 15million soldiers in total, 5 million of them have been irish, so the UK military isnt as english as you think. then theres the fact that after you quickly defeated the repbulic of ireland govt, you would have the IRA growing to 100k again and fucking the UK's shit up so bad, bombs all across england again, yous would be so fucked. Not to mention the fact that the EU or USA would totally push the UKs shit in if the UK touched ireland.

Most English people are sound enough.

Okay this has gone on for too long now.
Thank you though for actually having discussion and have a good St Patricks.

>THE 800 YEARS!
It's most funny when this line is parroted by hypocrites that also mock the Jews for the 6 million line.

>Confuses British with English, doesn't realise the Scots are also the former, and thinks the circumstances of Scotland's entry into the union was oppressive or comparable
>Thinks the famine was an engineered genocide
>Uses the 800 years line
You're a burger, aren't you?

Time is objective though.

Another brainlet that doesn't understand the difference between British and English. It's a good way of marking those who clearly don't know their history or what they're talking about if they fail to make that simply distinction

>Okay this has gone on for too long now.Thank you though for actually having discussion and have a good St Patricks.

Somehow this didn't actually clip so i will reply again. I would like to add that most of the diaspora is in the Navy not the Army and that most of them wouldn't care about a war. Of the 10 diaspora i know only one of them would fight for the Irish, and he's not even proper Irish a meer Scottish larper. That's it I'm out.

>Fucking look at it
You literally couldn't beat a few farmers with decades out-of-date guns. Pipe down.

I hate you specifically cuz you ain't me. ie. you're not fucking Irish.

Reminder: That study included everyone that was ever under the British Empire as "british", including the Irish and Scotsmen who resented the British.

Where did I confuse the British with the English? Quote me. I bet you won't though. Born and bred in Belfast.

>pretending the Famine wasn't British-engineered
>implying the Brits didn't invade Ireland 800 years ago
You've got the education of an Orangeman, I see.

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Ladies and gentlemen here, this tantrum you're reading is an empire in its final death throes.

>Reminder: That study included everyone that was ever under the British Empire as "british", including the Irish and Scotsmen who resented the British.
The Scots are British. Irish is murkier as you have to consider whether they were a part of the Protestant-Anglo ascendancy or not (certainly Irish-born figures like Wellington considered themselves firmly loyal to Britain). As for the Scots resenting the Empire, they had a disproportionate influence in it in the armed forces, colonial administration (specifically India), and politics (numerous Prime Ministers of the Empire at its zenith and after were of Scottish extraction such as Gladstone). So you've been BTFO in that area, and if you think England was collectively filled with fat, indulgent, upper class fucks abusing poor poverty stricken Scots and Irish, stop watching Mel Gibson shit and learn about the class system, the slums, the workhouses, the poverty, etc. that plagued the English.
>You've got the education of an Orangeman, I see.
The famine was a monumental fuck up and the UK government of that time should be held accountable for incompetence, their autistic loveboner for laissez faire economics, etc. that caused such harm but not for engineering the famine on purpose and having a genocidal state policy. I'm not a brainlet like you, hence I don't think in binary extremes.

>I hate you specifically cuz you ain't me. ie. you're not fucking Irish.
Could have fooled me. You write more like a plastic paddy LARPer than an bogtrotter.

Yeah but she'd be bog rotten

I keep matching with 30y/o Irish Catholic women on dating apps

Remembere when I called your bluff earlier and exposed you for knowing literally nothing about the shit you're chatting? That's still very much the case right now. You know nothing and it shows. I'm going for a shower now, but I'm sure you'll have another spastic attack at me while I'm gone.

>the famine was incompetence
Many members of the British upper and middle classes believed that the famine was a divine judgment—an act of Providence. A leading exponent of the providentialist perspective was Trevelyan, who was chiefly responsible for administering Irish relief policy throughout the famine years. In his book The Irish Crisis, published in 1848, Trevelyan later described the famine as "a direct stroke of an all-wise and all-merciful Providence", one which laid bare "the deep and inveterate root of social evil". The famine, he declared, was "the sharp but effectual remedy by which the cure is likely to be effected... God grant that the generation to which this great opportunity has been offered may rightly perform its part ..." This mentality of Trevelyan's was influential in persuading the government to do nothing to restrain mass evictions.

>says the yank-lite from a Norse town
Quiet now.

Scratch under the surface and you'll find otherwise, you couldn't force yourself to like the tans

They're average looking girls in a show about average every day life

Be careful, they're the most fertile creatures on the planet. Shaking their hand is enough to get them knocked up with triplets.

Proud Scots and English cannot be compared to weasely Brits, the scum of these islands

ANY PROTESTANTS OR HUNS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM LEAVE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

They aren't average to me. They look ugly as fuck. They are like 3/10 to me

The fat one is kinda cute,I'd feed her my cum

Why are Irish women so fertile?

Post beautiful ulster scots women

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>OR HUNS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
Got a laugh from me

You're literally a fat cunt with a neckbeard on a loli porn board calling girls out of your league ugly and expecting me to think you would even consider turning one of them down if they came on to you.

Do you think I'm retarded or something?

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They look really haggard and desperate and I'm not really into religion. But then again I'm not getting much attention elsewhere.

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They only do it raw, rubber is sin

Keep crying, cuck.

I'm not remotely fat. I'm 165 pounds and 6'1.

Prove it, porky. Go have a shave before you download a pic of someones abs off of facebook

It's a nation blessed by God as a reward for preserving the knowledge of mankind through the Dark Ages. He said he'd give them one boon and they had a big meeting and decided they didn't want to be smart or strong or rich, they'd rather just have huge numbers of children to build armies of infiltrators to send out into the world and conquer other, better countries from within. But then they got drunk and forgot everything but the "have lots of kids and make them leave the country" part.

Your own Queen funds the terrorists that kill your friends and family. And you call anyone else a cuck? Lmao.

The Gael is as close to God as is humanly possible.

why don't the British just leave Ireland lmao

>Irish show thread
>immediately breaks into sectarian violence
Never change Irish

And happy St. Patrick's Day weekend!

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Because the DUP are propping up May's failing government. Us English tax payers have to give ten billion a year in subsidy to NI in return for fuck all. ROI don't even want them back.

Name one.

> Us English tax payers have to give ten billion a year in subsidy to NI in return for fuck all.
Maybe you shouldn't have tried to colonise Ireland then, get rekt

Name one what? Terrorist that your Queen pays? Gerry Adams.

>Terrorist that your Queen pays? Gerry Adams.
Gerry Adams is a member of the Irish Parliment

I remember it being shite

And was paid by the Queen while he was being a terrorist. Same for Martin McGuinness and pretty much any nationalist politician in NI.

In Northern Ireland they're considered an 8/10

t. norn irish

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Fuck, i cant stand this show and im irish. The characters are so fucking annoying.

Not sure if angry inbred Anglo or angry amerimutt

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Norn Iron women lel

I wish I had an answer everyone here acts like they'd sooner be shot dead than watch it

I do not what fucking northerners fucking up my country. That invisible border is the only thing keeping those brain dead sister fuckers away

>That Gerry Adams cadence to her voice
That's pretty funny. Never understand why they gave the Norse-Gaels Ulster accents though.

upara

t. D*blin

I can't disagree with anything said here

Kek and those digits

Do you seriously take me for a drug addict?

I take you for a traitor.

>tfw have to drive by this retarded wall every day to get to work
part of why i hate living here is the stupid propaghanda for petty politics that's fucking everywhere, the real threat to our way of life is muslims and niggers yet both sides bend over to get fucked by it.

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I am obliquely pleased by this, lads, my parents being from Co. Galway.

I hate this show
t.derry boy
Lol fuck off it's nothing like derry, half the time its not even filmed there too.

Which one is Galway? I'm not from Ireland

Just do what I do, hate everyone that isn't a Gael.

anglos and aryans are alright too

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>anglos and aryans
No they are not.

on no look at the top of his head

>traitor
How the fuck is not wanting my country flooded with violent retards who survive purely off social welfare making me sound like a traitor?

Unlike you spastics we put realistic people on tv instead baby blood drinking whores

>Anglos
nah

>how is not wanting Ireland to be united and free traitorous
I wonder, mate.

Wtf, I love Northern Ireland now

>anglos

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No, Derry girls are very racist and tribalistic maybe some Londonderry girl would, to piss off her anglo toe sucking da

Theres nothing wrong with the Polish. They are a nice bunch of lads.

They can go be a nice bunch of lads in their own country then.

No their sound and work hard. I work in construction and the Polish lads work a lot harder than any Irish or English lads.

Fuck off back where you came from, Pavel.

There's different subspecies.

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As if (((pornhub))) have real statistics on this

The creampie county.

Where you from then seething faggots? some colony no doubt

I've never seen so many ugly bitches as when I was in France

>United and free
Yes nothing will make us feel more United and free than having thousands of inbred violent retards flooding the country. While we're at it we should open all the prisons let everyone in there be free so we can all be united together.
You're nothing more than a LARPer

how do I get a Irish gf

People seem to take the Northern Conflict for granted.

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I'll come down to Dublin and cave your skull in if you want me to prove myself.

>nothing will make us feel more united than literally being united and also having a common enemy to deal with
Yes, correct. I understand, as a traitor to Ireland and therefore not a Gael, you aren't as smart as us. But surely you can understand this much at least?

They won't once Brexit goes through, the border comes back up and the PIRA/RIRA start digging up all those weapons they """"decommissioned"""" in the 90's. Why do you think the UK defence minister is wanting the Army's budget increased post-Brexit? It's not to meet Trump's NATO spending target for Good Boy Points from the USA I guarantee you.

lmao just get over it butt hurt irish people. who cares if england owns part of ireland. it doesnt really matter

Based Westmeath.

Depends, where are you from?

Ireland

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Nobody but drunks in a pub or teens larping on the internet give a shit about the North in Ireland.
The only people that care about where the North goes are people from the North.

Brits want rid of it and Ireland secretly doesn't want it.

go to meetups

Can't help ya lad, I am from Ireland too and a 25 year old virgin.

I'm from ireland too, also a 24 year old virgin what keeps you going? im not long away from suicide :/

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Kill yourself, D*blin

Well there is a way neither of us could be virgins, just saying

I'm Ireland and 29 year old virgin lol. Not a fat neckbeard either. Had a gf when I was in early 20s but never fucked

I have qt dogs and jerk off a lot.
I have done a few things with girls like gotten head but my biggest problem is laziness, just never actually had sex because it seems like effort.
Plus I find it hard to talk to them because I am a bit of a sperg.

If being a virgin truly bothered me I would head to a knocking shop.

Cool you dress up like a girl first and then Ill do it for you.

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>Northern Ireland is full of violent retards
>I'll go to Dublin and cave your skull in
I already made it clear I'm not from Dublin
You proved both my points spectacularly
Northerners are essentially pale skinned niggers