I take it black, like my men

What script isn’t?

Leave the children out of it Schlomo.

the Death of Stalin was a pretty amazing recent comedy
Not in the same comedic vein as Airplane at all tho

naked gun movies are 1000x funnier than airplane and made by the same guys

The Holy Grail is funnier, but it's different kind of humour.

Blacks lasts longer in bed.

Finna be lotta seething ybois ITT

One of the 3 jews that wrote this is a mega conservative

Op is asking for clarification of the line's sub-text.

It was a different time...

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>young girls lusting for bbc

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ah. Back when you could have tits in a PG movie.

Only because there was no PG-13

Political parties are a secondary concern. Jews always put their own and Israel's interests first.

imagine being this much of a seething incel

both democrats and conservatives are pro-isreal

It's a joke that SJW righties cannot handle.

and you are an incel

Airplane! The fact you can't identify this film by any one frame is disgusting and you should leave here forever.

neither an incel,nor seething i'm not even a burger

No movie tops Airplane!, but the TV series Police Squad! gets really close.

I was just old enough to get my parents to rent PG VHS tapes in the days before PG-13

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Surely you can't be serious.

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imagine being this assblasted at being called out

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

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The jokes about pedophilia with the pilot is truly something we'll never get back from the 80's. Considering how the alt-right lose their shit over James Gunn.

>What did they mean by this?
It's a joke in a comedy.

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Every white girl craves the bbc

It's absurdist to believe a white girl would be interested in black men, so it's funny.

That OP like to use his ass to row a boat on a sea made of cocks

Don't bring this gay shit to jungle fever posting

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I like my women like my coffee though - without it being stirred by another blokes dick.

It's a joke you nonce, spoofing the naive kid. Yea Forums gets more assblasted about this than the captain joking about fucking the other kid.

Imagine going to a doctor to get a permanent assblasting surgery.

She likes it oppressed by a legal and economic system

I reference this line quite a lot and nobody ever picks up on it :'(

Red Eye

United 93

Lol dude(?) can't recover from that one

Why was Roger Murdock always so nervous whenever the little kid talked about basketball?

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He also knew apehoop is a shitty ''sport''

Because the character is played by a Basketball player.

Have sex.

Soul Plane

>image source
>voat
NWF

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That's the joke, the actor playing him is an actual basketball player.

My brothers keeper (1978)

WTF I JUST GOT FIRED

Quintessentially American comment

Her father likes black coffee

It used to be strange for young people to drink coffee back then. Then (((someone))) realized you could make a lot of money marketing sugary drinks full of an addictive drug to children.

Its the actress hinting that jews make niggers rape her.

it's funny and I still jerk off to this chick's tits

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We really need Islam, it should be legal for a guy to knock the shit out of a woman that hits them.

You’re admitting that you can’t refute this. Go back to the insult drawing board, JIDF.

Zoomers needs to be killed

Have sex

No he's not. He's an actual airplane pilot.

His character was raped by a basketball when he was a child.

Never really got the hype for Holy Grail. I think their TV show and Meaning of Life is funnier. Maybe it just hasn't aged well.

get litty

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>youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA
The context is important. Its set-up as a very formal, innocent encounter between two kids. The boy is obviously going out of his way to be with the girl, so you must imply he likes her. They act like adults and its really cute, until its revealed the girl doesn't like the boys type in a very direct way that goes against the cultural norm in situations like this. Then they show the boy both surprised and upset at this reveal. We don't see them the rest of the movie, so we assume that it and the boy never continued flirting with her.
Any other jokes that need to be explained?

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

AHAHAHAAHA THESE LINES ARE SO FUNNAH!!!!!

>if this scene was done today

OH NO NO NO NO SJW SOCIAL ENGINEERING REEEEEEEEEE

The good ones.

naked gun, hotshot 1&2 are just as funny

Nobody actually cared about James Gunn his tweets but it was funny because he wanted other twitter accounts banned and got a taste of his own medicine.

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Because the kid wouldn't stop breaking the fourth wall. Murdock is trying to stay in character, but the kid keeps talking like he's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the guy who plays him.

I always had trouble getting the one where there's a husband and wife, the husband asks for a cup of coffee, then it zooms in on the wife with voice over saying "Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home..."
Later it's payed of when he throws up and she says "Jim never throws up at home..." but it seems like kind of a lame joke in the context of the rest of the movie, I always assumed it was a reference to some commercial or something from the time

Name one

It was a joke

>Doctor Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm twenty-six and I'm not married!
What did she mean by this

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have sex

Same here. It was a reference to this commercial:
>youtube.com/watch?v=MJ4kCF22O2w
Apparently they got the same actress too.

Explain how is this even funny? It's a statement not a joke. They were counting on them and wishing good fortune isn't hilarious in the slightest.

this

Wasn't this one of the commercials that was shown during Star Wars Holiday Special?

>Zucker was born to a Jewish family[1] in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the son of Charlotte A. (Lefstein) and Burton C. Zucker, who was a real estate developer.[2][3]
>Abrahams was born to a Jewish family[1] in Shorewood, Wisconsin, the son of Louise M. (née Ogens), an educational researcher, and Norman S. Abrahams, a lawyer.[2]

yeah, I sure wonder what...

Did you watch it? He says it during inappropriate times like when they are about to crash and after they land.

>all of the 'have sex' responses lately

I always thought the discord tranny conspiracy was a joke, but they've been showing their hand too much lately.

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The joke is that niggers are so incredibly undesirable the idea that a seemingly refined small girl would ever be interested in one is absurd.
The absurdity of the statement is comedic.
That on top of the fact anything remotely sexual is coming from a young girl. It'd have half the effect if she made any other sexual innuendo.

nice1

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yeah it's the same as the pilot who likes the little boy, it's wrong and unnatural, ergo it's funny in this context.

This is weirdly true. I'm average looking but I've had cute black girls come up and start flirting with me on two separate occasions. The only times a girl has ever approached me herself and they were both black.

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>op obvious joke thread for Yea Forums to have some banter.
>/pol/ stop being racistt REEEEEE.

Have fun.

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have sex

Imagine the size of the guy's penis who made this image.
100% a poster on /r/smalldickproblems

that her men also like black coffee

In reality people are not wired to date people from different cultures.
Online dating data confirm this.

You want to be with people that you share things in common with.

pssst
user
it's because they know you'll be on the hook for child support for 18 years, you fucking retard.

it's almost like humans are tribal or something

Like all white "men" LMAO

Look kid. It says right here. Roger Murdock.

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I've seen enough naked people to know that this is a meme

Madea and the big black plane (1996)

Black men can literally only get the fattest, trashiest white girls. And let's be honest, who blames the white girls? They have a choice of their white 1/10 looksmatch or an average black man. I know what I'd choose in their situation. For the black men too, it makes sense. Most black kweens are obese, loud, and ghetto as hell. May as well get an obese white girl instead.

HOWEVER, all the best looking black girls end up with average to good looking white men. It's like a law of nature or something. They literally cannot get enough of the Big White Cock. Good looking, educated black men of upstanding moral character are in short supply, so it's inevitable really. If you want to be a loser single mom, you stay within your race. If you want to raise beautiful caramel babies with your hardworking husband, you get BLEACHED.

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Have sex

have sex

who is this goddess???

is that traudl and gerda?

The ones that obsess over bbc, yea. But most people have an average sized cock (hence the term average)

BBC is overrated

Hispanic cock is better.

Man I would love black girls so much more if it didn't look like they have horse pussies. Everything about them is so hot except their pussies are nowhere near white girl pussies

It's a comedic juxtaposition between the innocence of the little girl's appearance and the crude, adult nature of her behavior. Fairly simple concept really.

Americans have no culture, so they can fuck whoever they want

Hispanic's not even a race fuckhead

They generally have ugly faces and they have a very distinct stink to them as well. Honestly the only good thing about black girls is their bodies and even that is ruined by their dry, hairy skin. Just go with a brown girl if you're into thiccness, hispanic, arab, and lightskin indian girls are patrician.

Yea mixed black girls, hispanics, mediterranean girls, and lightskin muslim chicks are the best brown girls.

...

>tfw no black gf

It's a fucking conspiracy what else could it be

At least my taste isn't as bad as Alan's.

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>o-obvious joke thread for Yea Forums j-just a joke bro
>it's actually racist conspiracy shit
Get fucked and leave this board

that's not how you spell glorious Nippon

Black as midnight on a moonless night.

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