Movies that are actually completely dogshit. I'll start.
The Thing
Terminator 2
Aliens
La La Land
Birdman
Mad Max Fury Road
All DC superhero movies including TDK trilogy
All marvel superhero movies
Boyhood
Argo
Nocturnal Animals
The Master
Spring Breakers
Oblivion
Tree of Life
get this clown hot-head outta here!
Tell me what your personal kinos are OP.
Eyes Wide Shut
Possession
Repulsion
and many more
Clowaine.
If I pulled that nose off would it hurt?
Other than TDK and aliens
Birdman is decent, the rest is as you say
This is an embarrassing post, OP. You made a fool out of yourself.
It would be extremely funny
T. uber pleb
you have such shit taste
For (You)
>Terminator 2 and Aliens are "completely dogshit"
imagine not knowing a thing about movies but posting on a Gorean Film Appreciation Forum
imagine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
Imagine thinking Aliens and Terminator 2 are good films
Imagine thinking you know anything about cinema if you think shitty flicks are good
1408, you have to be actually braindead to like it
Trips confirmed, OP is a homosexual.
You're a fucking pleb memer NPC retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go eat some tidepods
how can you not like The Thing?
It's overrated garbage with good effects but characters I couldn't be bothered to care about or want to rewatch. Maybe people just don't think carpenter is that great of a film director when his catolog is filled with shitflicks alright. Why do i have to defend myself it should be obvious enough here.
Looks like you're a big fan of this film though.
Wew.
It's better than oblivion. I'm not a big fan of it though.
>It's overrated garbage with good effects but characters I couldn't be bothered to care about
yeah and you're doing a great job at defending yourself
>The Thing
No.
>Terminator 2
Yes.
>Aliens
Yes.
>La La Land
No.
>Birdman
No.
>Mad Max Fury Road
No.
>All DC superhero movies including TDK trilogy
Yes (TDK trilogy is fine, though).
>All marvel superhero movies
Yes.
>Boyhood
Yes.
>Argo
Yes.
>Nocturnal Animals
Yes.
>The Master
No.
>Spring Breakers
Yes.
>Oblivion
Underrated.
>Tree of Life
Yes.
Retardo.
>No
>la la land
>mad max reddit road
Rethink your tastes
La La Land is one of the best films of the decade. Why don't you like it?
>La La Land is one of the best films of the decade
No it isn't you fucking zoomer piece of shit
It's a garbage oscarbait movie with two horrible leads shitting it up again on screen
You are such a shitfaced normalfag cunt it hurts. The laughing that is. You are a fucking pleb and a half. Even trash like Prometheus is better directed than that lukewarm puke trash with forgetable music.
lmao, have you got any actual critique of the movie?
I just did you idiot, the most cliche hamfisted writing, amatuer directing and shit acting and singing and dancing that could be possible in a movie
that's impossible, it's a masterpiece
cringe. tone it down, teen.
> Another Day of SUN!
> Turn off movie
Why do you aspy fags meme fury road as a bad movie? What is the endgame?
A woman did a thing it.
HEH
>trash like Prometheus
pleb filter
anyone got a version of this apu without the clown gear?
Typical fury road detractor cant even into English, sad!
I know Prometheus is kino i baited you
Alien covenant is also a billion times better than la la land
>hating objectively good movies makes me smarter than the people who like them
>i hate them all, arent i smart?
Is there a more teenage archetype? Anyone who hates La La Land is a loser who was intimidated by the romance because it is threatening to them.
T2 is the only overrated movie on that list, outside of the obvious ones like capeshit, Boyhood, etc. Imagine pretending like you hate The Thing just to feel smart. I sincerely hope you're teen, you might grow out of it. Have fun baiting the slew of fellow retards for the next however long, OP. It's a good use of your teens.
>All DC superhero movies including TDK trilogy
Fuck off redditor
>All marvel superhero movies
Holy BASED
Agreed.
>Anyone who hates La La Land is a loser who was intimidated by the romance because it is threatening to them.
Holy shit you're a pleb. It was poorly done.
Also the thing is a movie for teens
You're so pesudo it hurts. I hope you aren't serious and are just baiting
Oooh you!
>You're so pseudo it hurts.
You're the pseud here. You're just an insecure contrarian.
Had me until Tree of Life. Cringe and plebpilled, OP.
No you like poorly directed movies. Chazelle is garbage. You also fell for one or both of those shit overrated reddit actors. Which was it? All of the above? Off yourself.
It's probably you that's wrong then since the OP was right about everything else, he's right about everything....
>complaining that something is reddit
yup, definitely an insecure contrarian.
>discord tranny
>expects to be taken seriously
>complaining
>pointing out
There's my point, you have shit taste
anyone who posts clown pepe is cringe
perhaps, but at least i'm not insecure about my taste
I'm not you're the one who was projecting so much you could be your own theater about why i dislike one objectively shit movie and how that makes me a contrarian
>it's an "objective"-fag
Gosling and Stone objectively can't sing for shit and act the same
I agree excluding T2 and Birdman.
Birdman shouldn't be called a great film, but it is charming even if its faux-niche. I liked it, and theatre people have a right to like it as well because of its authenticity to the stilted havoc backstage.
Pretty accurate. Some are OK. Boyhood is unironically the best on on the list. Alien 1 is worse than Aliens.