Caturday

legit scary

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This cat would probably kick my ass.

LOL THAT NIGGER CAT B LIKE DAMN THATS A PHAT PUSSY

>Maine Coons
Those things are like feline royalty.

>my kot has killed at least 5 rats since we adopted her 7 years ago

Show me a dog that will do that.

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Jesus, even its owner's hands are fat

The left pic is begging to be used in the what she sees meme.

If a hissing claws out fully enraged cat came charging at me at 20-25 mph I’d bolt too.

youtube.com/watch?v=r98aCvZ-7l8
cats are nice but dogs are more versatile and useful

i think theres a breed of dogs meant to hunt rats

>5 rats
try 500
youtube.com/watch?v=QSOD7m4XYg0

THANK YOU NATTY CATTY

Me right now :)

Jack Russel and most terrier breeds are rat dogs.

There's a youtube channel of some middle aged Jap who spends time visiting his coastal town's parks with a specialized cat comb. The cats know him and let him pet them. Can't fucking find it right now for the life of me.

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That guy that goes 'ksksksksksks'?

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that cats just livin large

absolute unit

I like to touch my cats feet. He has cute feet

5% KILL IT
ONE DAY YOU MAY

i had a neighbor that wanted a fat cat so he fed his kitten butter and other horrible stuff every day, instead it just got weirdly muscular and started beating up the neighborhood cats who picked on it

youtube.com/watch?v=XzF3BT7M-Cw

Youtube recommended this to me today. Feels kino. Warning: Sad as fuck.

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>kitten butter and other horrible stuff every day, instead it just got weirdly muscular and started beating up the neighborhood cats who picked on it

Based Swadian neighbour

my dog has killed at least 7 cats since I got him 5 years ago lol

>fucking hummies so slow on their digging
>hurry UP!

fuck you (in a sad way) I'm not watching it

I unironically poisoned 2 dogs myself. lol @ nigger pets

That’s a nice cat right there.

He's a big cat.

Damn, these dogs are living the life.

EL GATO

The kitten is fine, m8. But I understand if you don't wanna watch it, it's very touching.

r8 my pusy

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hairy

All cats are 10/10, so this is a 10/10 cat.

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why are there so many fat cats in america?

Would be better once it’s received tummy rubs

>it's over, I have the high ground

Pets resemble their owners.

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she's sleeping now
not american
but I'm 28% BFP so yeah, guilty

>>my kot has killed at least 5 rats since we adopted her 7 years ago
>Show me a dog that will do that.

My little doggy killed a few huge rats living under the shed in winter Jack Russell/Staffordshire bull terrier

>cat obesity
>it's real

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>28% BFP
have you tried, you know, eating less?

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so how do you call your cat?

started last month, though I blame beer
keep it about cats

No shit it's real you dumbfuck. This happens with every mammal, because we're warm blooded

>putting back the kitten to the dead mom
lol why, that was fucking bullshit just to get views

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oi u com'ere

you shouldn't have brought up your weight problem to begin with

actually based

remove soi

>because we're warm blooded
>implying cold blooded animals can't get fat
think before your speak

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reptiles literally store fats on their tail in preparation for hard times.

>here's my face bro
dumb thot doesn't know that tail is indicating that cat is mad

Did she damaged her eye or something? Doesn't look that bad at the end.

Jesus. She blind in one eye now?

does that look like his tail you fucking dummy

that's clearly not his tail

*wheez*
...despite that breed
*coughs up wad of phlegm*
..only being 13% of all domesticated dogs in the united sta-

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lower eyelid, not eye.
also eyes don't bleed

nah its just the white portion of her eye got ruptured and her Iris is undamaged.

fuck cats
also this webm is at a terrible crop size, 640x380 would be fine and the vitrate/pixels wouldn't be shit

No i think it turned out to just be a scratch on her eyelid, her eye is fine.

Oh lawd just stop talking. You are of the retard elite.

She had a contact on. Protected her cornea. Apparently fine per her Twitter.

in awe of that cat

>cat is mad
>cats don't give a fuck whatever you are
>lol amma stick my face to it and see what happens

I feel bad I shot a pit bull 200 yard scope. the dog suffered for about 15 minutes instead of instant death.

cant help it. the dog pose a threat to my cats. I had to put it down.

>also eyes don't bleed
yes they can, tha'ts exactly what a subconjunctival hemorrhage will lead to
stop spreading medical misinfo

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>Show me a dog that will do that.
a dog will kill intruders

This is the best thread on Yea Forums right now. And it's not even Yea Forums content.

you can play wth cats all the time, even kiss cats on the nose if they are a good domesticated cat that's not an asshole
clearly that cat is an asshole

fat pusy

t. catlet

>not living in a place with castle doctrine to legally kill strangers in your home.

YOU'RE A BIG CAT

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Jesus christ user. What about the dog's owner?

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Nick fury was a white girl?

buy a gun bro. they're cheap now.

based

i'm going to sound like a complete buffoon but

i've only ever owned dogs my life although i love cats despite not having much interaction with them

they don't scare me but like some things like their sharp ass claws lowkey freak me out

also i see friends who like pick up their cats and shit as if it's normal and i'd be mortified to do that