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I haven't watched a single movie in over 2 years and haven't been to a movie theater in over 10. I only come here to shitpost.

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I unironically enjoyed this.

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Literally me except I'm conscious that I'm here out of habit, boredom and a dopamine fix.

Based.

I'm glad Tarrant killed all those Muslims, I'm ready for the balkanization of the US, also I think Alita is overrated as fuck.

my sister made me watch Shadowhunters and now i wanna suck off Matthew Daddario but i'm not gay and have a gf

Don't lie, you ran like a bitch when he whipped out his cosh.

OP said confess not brag, asshole.

I'm too stupid to finish a single Tarkovsky movie, so I just a read blaggers guide and pretend I've seen them

I somehow really like the movie The Escort

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this

I only visit this board because I want people to recognize my celebrity crush.

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I'm too lazy to watch shit in the comfort of my own home because I get easily distracted. This is the main reason I just don't watch TV shows. If I can't watch something in the cinema, I tend to not watch it at all because I just get so distracted.

I like braps

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Only woman i feel conection with is animated goddes of discord and i want to become the chaos god so whole world can be my westworld.

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I can only jerk off to feet because of Yea Forums, thanks alot you fucking pricks

I keep my dislike of capeshit to myself, because people assuming I like capeshit and being associated with onionbois is far better than being associated with the cringelord zoomers who unironically refer to themselves as alt-right

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Brenton Tarrant did NOTHING wrong

I haven't seen a single Kusturica film
I thought up until a year ago that Black Cat, White Cat was just another shitty átok comedy

Tarkovsky's Stalker and The Mirror are god-tier.
Ivan's Childhood, Nostalgia, Solaris etc. are all vastly overrated and pretty bland.

I've watched little few years, yet my time on tv only increases

i like Spider Man Homecoming
fuck you fa/tv/irgins

I watched the video yesterday and wasn't particularly upset by it, but then again my brain is full of SNRIs

i come here just to shitpost and i can't remember the last time i watched a movie from start to finish

The only part that somewhat got to me was when he went back in and shot the people huddled up in the corner.

I can't tell if I like the female protagonists I do because they are strong and well-written or if I am just attracted to them or if I am attracted to them because they are strong and well-written

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Name some

Rey
Brie Larson
Michelle Obama
Ripley

That's called shit taste user. In future you can save time in confession threads by simply posting "I have shit taste".

I sniffed my big sister's ass because of this fucking board

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Don't blame the board faggot. Blame your mother for drinking during pregnancy.

that didn't happen

I bet you believe her when she tells you she loves you too.

I'm too lazy to watch films.
I miss the /lbg/ threads even though I never posted in them.

not even when he shot that woman from his car ? she didn't do anything

I ate meat yesterday.

Clarice from Silence of the Lambs

He gave butthurt corrupt journalists another excuse to lie about gamergate.

How did it smell? Did she enjoy letting you breathe her in? Details dude

AA does nothing for me, its a weird pyramid scheme of sobriety and I'm sick of men touching me and hugging me its extremely disconcerting and the last time I walked into a gay meeting by mistake and a bunch of them made sexual advances on me and one of them kissed the back of my neck

So? Billions of People did

I was trolling Yea Forums while rewatching Dredd a few days ago and I had so much fun making user mad that I lost interest in the movie and then I felt bad the next day. Really need to disconnect my internet when I watch films.

I ate fried chicken for breakfast and I'm going to have more fried chicken for lunch.

Don't feel bad, it's a shitflick.

Literally me, I put on a movie I love and then spend the whole running time shitposting about feet. I feel ashamed afterward

I went through a 'cinephile' phase about a year ago and made many, many cringy posts on Yea Forums that I regret

I thought Apocalypse Now was fucking shit.

Though I have only seen the Redux version

Save any?

I made a girl cry by calling her fat for 3 hours

Well it obviously motivated her to lose weight if she was only fat for 3 hours.

no haha
if I could I'd erase them from my memory as well as the internet

is that really all it takes?

But you're anonymous and I want to laugh at you. Give me an outline.

I really loved the last Mission Impossible movie

I regularly post in /ABAG/ and never anywhere else on this site.

When you realize it's basically a semi-anthology series of flick-quality episodes in a shared universe, rather than actual films it becomes much more enjoyable in my opinion

based, we promise to contain ourselves to our threads instead of interfering with the few ac

I unironically enjoy Adam Sandler films and don't even feel ashamed

I can't imagine making a post on an anonymous site so cringeworthy that I myself regret it. I experience secondhand regret all the time on here though

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What habbening?

If that is what I think it is then I thank god my 4chanx filter is working perfectly and can't imagine how shit this board must be without it.

It's a great general for an entertaining and endearing movie desu but do as you wish. You're missing out though.

The constant shilling unironically made me hate it. Generally when a movie is truly good it doesn't need a phony army of evangelists preaching at you about it like it's the second coming.

I get paid to shill for Disney movies.

I still watch american idol even though it's not as entertaining as it used to be because I want something to look forward to every week.

I watched Alita 6 times alone, I loved it each one, no regrets

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aussie made a real life shitpost and threw everyone under the bus.

I understand but it's just that much of a fun time. Suit yourself user but you're always welcome.

instead of watching new movies knowing all the movies i liked were watched because i decided to watch a new movie, i keep rewatching the same movies i like

Stop bragging, this is a confessions thread, user.

When does this ever come up in real life? You sound so sad

the road or any survival/post-apocalyptic movie is fucking stupid, none of them getting it right

this isn't why they did them especially for us but then you have to remember it's us

I watch way more Youtube on my smart tv than actual tv shows. Mostly K-pop girl groups and Russian twerk videos.