Press S to spit

she cute

Press S to suck toes

>Have sex.

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Can she spit on me instead?

>haha have sex you nerd
Oh wow we got the big guy on campus over here! You think it's that fucking easy?! Just HAVE SEX?! Are you fucking kidding me? These days it's basically IMPOSSIBLE to have sex. These women, they're trained! Trained to turn down anyone but a big guy with money and hair. It's retarded. So yeah when you say to me HAVE SEX I think you should GO GET FUCKED ASSHOLE!!!!

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Trying too hard

so you don’t have hair?

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Spitting is hot. Have any of you ever had your dick spit on? Ever spit on a girls pussy and ass? Ever had a girl spit in your mouth during a passionately intense sex session? Shits hot af

how does that balding woman on the left keep getting posted on the internet

>Mfw

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Press S to have sex

>woman

E

To ejaculate. : )

Also, what kinds of movies would you like to see her in?

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snuff

imagine how much she would have died inside having to act like a woman in this scene

This. S

S but only if she spits back ;)

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can you imagine being born with just a few centimetres of jawline too much to look good?

sad!

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Unironically a porno

This is the correct answer

bottom unironically looks like my sister

S anyway

>and hair.
Just shave it off, bro, women love this shit!

how this is high-level Photoshop

This

get litty

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uh that gets me kinda hard thinking that

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Rreally. What kind of porno?

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This picture always makes me chuckle because I remember it was going round Facebook as a "flat earth society meetup" and normies were absolutely roasting them

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>but only if she spits back
i see you're a man of culture

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She would look hot with a slimy tongue and drool running down over her lips. Maybe with cum all over her cheeks and lips too and blowing cum bubbles while rolling her eyes into the back of her head before announcing that the cum on her face is poz cum and she's a proud bugchaser to support the Black LGTBQ struggle, launching into a speech about how spreading AIDS is fine and she's loved black men since one raped her when she was young due to her privilege and then puking up clear fluid which is revealed as vodka and lifting her now soaked hair and drooling some more while slamming three fingers into her kike-owned, pandering pussy, screaming for white genocide

Can you imagine?

Oh but you do

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EETHING

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sauce?

Get help son. I think you may be genuinely mentally ill

t. schizo fatty

your hand doesn't count, loser

Only if you're younger than 15.

See a doctor. I mean it.

no I had sex with a girl named Paige

why, do you need to be committed?
i can just call DHS

No, you do. The paragraph you posted isn't normal. God bless your soul. You need help.

Kinda looks like MEW

Still has no ass lol.

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And the movie is still trash.

ew
had to hide thread

In your case I would recommend to don't be yourself.

I prefer the original