Character orders a shot of vodka/whiskey

Is the character supposed to be a man or a little pussy bitch?

>needs a chaser for their alcohol
>is a frail woman

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>have a couple beers a day after work
DUDE YOURE AN ALCOHOLIC

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wooow look we have badasses over here, they dont even need to aliviate throat burning and vomit inducing taste of alcohol! so COOL!

Clips are what civvies put in their hair;
This here is called a magazine

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Alcoholics

i think it's because our culture is skewed to think alcohol is strictly for partying and losing control so when people see you drink as a daily ritual they're programmed to see you as an untrustworthy degenerate. it doesn't help that a lot of people have ruined their lives and the lives of others through drink. there's a real lack of interest in educating people on how to drink well. also the media always depicts drinking as shortform for showing the audience that a character is out of control, depressed or untrustworthy and that character is usually dead or severely punished by the end of the story

People who brag about or take pride in their consumption of the fermented Jew should honestly just be publicly excuted. Half of your identity is based on your ability to consume poison and wonder why people question your mental sanity.
Do the world a favor and pop a couple of benzos the next time you drink to own the libtards

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you need to get laid my dude

>character oders a beer
>doesn't have 6 more and rages about immigrants

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>Dood ur an incel Xd
This is your brain on drugs - completely incapable of forming actual counterarguments.
There's nothing wrong with enjoying a glass of wine, beer, mixed drink, scotch, or whatever. But you obnoxious low iq monkeys who make it 99% of your personality are such insufferable simpletons.

>DUDE abandon a cultural staple that has existed for thousands of years because I shouted buzzwords lmao
I hate Americans

you REALLY need to get your dick wet you cranky bore

No amount of alcohol is good for you drunkie

>take two shots before leaving in the morning pretty much daily
>sip on some kind of spiked drink for most of the day
>never get trashed
>rarely have more than 5 drinks in a single day
>get called an alcoholic and treated like a scumbag by people who drink 2 bottles of wine every night
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

enjoy puking out your liver in 5 years

This guy's brain so degenerated by alcohol it's completely destroyed his reading comprehension
And this guy just can't read at all

Is it the same with beer? I drink around 2 litres of beer per day, usually after lunch or dinner. I also drink enough water, go outside every day for 3-4 hours, work physical labour etc

>Character orders beer
>Sips a little
>Leaves
>Doesn't stay for 5 more beers and a few whiskey shots
>Doesn't go home and think too much how that girl he saw in the supermarket would never want to talk to him

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Fuckin yanks

>Water reverses liver damage
Yeah. That's how it works.
Not that I care, you do you.

its better to get shitfaced every once in a blue moon than drink moderately but frequently. my uncle got cirrhosis at 45 and he only drank beer after work, he he can only eat hideous boiled food now

No it’s not you dumbass.

Magazines go all the way inside guns, like a glock or something. Clips stick out of big guns, like a AK-15 or whatever

Well, shit. Good to know, thanks

it ain't christian

It's a quote from a video game, faggot

I’m about to quote the video game where the gay nerd who won’t shut the fuck up gets his ass beat.

>chaser
you're like a little baby
>he doesn't drink his vodka neat

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But DOOD my based low iq neanderthal heathen Scandinavian forefathers who killed their own children for fun liked to drink copious amounts so that makes it based and redpilled

Don't fuck with me bro
I'm a gamer

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You're a functional alcoholic, it's not uncommon.

>character says drink tastes good
anything that contains alcohol does not taste good

I legit like the taste of beer and am content drinking wine when cooking with it. Never could get into liquor. Inb4 that one xkcd or whatever comic

Needs that believe people don’t genuinely like alcohol are weird and probably drink Mountain Dew and chocolate milk. Grow up. I bet they also think everyone secretly likes capeshit

i can't drink hard liquor it tastes like bug spray :(

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Are there manchildren that legit don’t like alcohol?

>American movie
>Character has a beer
>Wife looks at him in disgust
>Goes in his front garden holding his beer
>Gets arrested because it wasn't in a brown paper bag
>gets shot

>Are there rational humans that don't enjoy consuming chemical poisons wtf

>rational human
>doesn't commit suicide
sasuga

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