This is actually true

Not really what I had in mind
this is more Silent Hero Journey Boy core, still great though

I can laugh at this and I am an incel

Mutini on the Bounty
Das Boot

>twitter normies are all the same and have the same few interchangeable tastes
Yup hilarious.

i agree with the fight fight fight one but that's it
no point in watching movies if it ain't got tons of great choreography

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I've never really understood this image or why it's posted here.

Fitzcarraldo

(You)'s

I've never seen anyone getting mad at that image on here
It's not condescending at all

>why it's posted here.
because it's amusing and film related

Stop trying to force your stupid Facebook normie boat meme faggots

It's "an idiot kills the president", actually.

haifuri

>Top Movies Your Girlfriend Wants to Watch
her twitter feed

formerly sneed

female fanservice vs male fanservice
these are mostly flicks

The ones I haven't seen are Man on Fire, Moby Dick (but I've read the book) and Johnny Got His Gun. Should I?

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Celine and Julie Go Boating

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>Top Movies Your Girlfriend Wants to Watch
"whatever you like :)" but will shit on it afterwards and be mad with you if she doesn't like it

>Boats

Is she joking or is the dudebro culture obssesed with boats movies?

What a horribly bigoted and sexist person.

>Rich Boy Hero 4
>not the infinitely better Rich Boy Hero 2

Spotted the incel.

titanic

What’s the female version?

How embarrassing for women.

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Femanon here. I like all of those.

but you don't UNDERSTAND them

why are people on twitter chronically unfunny

-RomCom No#12483765937237

Berserk

Clumsy Woman Trips and Falls

I have a friend that is a girl and Drive is her favourite movie

>women are honest about their shitty tastes
>men are try hards using "liking movies" as a personality

FUCK OFF

Wow a girl likes a Ryan Gosling movie
More at 11

>no thin red line

Fuck off.

imagine getting this mad at a joke

>scan down the list
>"if the road is here it's legit"
>see the road
Yeah, legit.

lately the boat franchise has been a little boring for me, personally, but the other ones are pretty good, would recommend

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This except the womens tastes are way better than the males
the harry potter movies are actually really good
sound of music is actually really good

all the male shitty westerns and war movies are overrated garbage

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They need to make more movies about Adolf Hitler (the great).

>people still reading this list wrong
brainlets

>Brokeback Mountain ranked high among women

The heck?

Hiding your dick between your legs doesn't make you a woman, tranny cuck. Go back to your discord.

>the harry potter movies are actually really good
Fuck off

>inb4 "dullest franchise"

>br2049 is unironically a movie will never understand

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based, rp

Triggered NPC pleb
They are
You are clearly either
(a) a fag who go bulled in school
(b) born in 1999 or later

Rich Boy Hero 4 is overrated garbage, Boats is kino though

>Top Movies Your Girlfriend Wants to Watch
the first 5 minutes of whatever's on, then her phone for 45 minutes, then constant questions about what's going on and who that main character even is

>he says on a marvel capeshit board
They are the only good blockbusters made besides lord of the rings since 2000.

ngl first two hp films are total magic kino
then alfonso cuaron ruined the films by trying to make them edgy

Fuck this dumb bitch. My GF watched all of Dragon Ball Z with me.

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Women love gay men. Put some yaoi near them and see the results.

>wah wah wah
>takes long drag of cigarette

So you're not an NPC huh?
So tell me, did the holocaust happen?

You're a dumb faggot

Didnt her dad kill her?

You have such shit taste in cinema, all of them but 4 are kino
Now stop thinking every movie should be the same in a franchise where the characters age

Watch more films and not marvel flicks you shithead.

>strong independent woman who needs no man
>My quirky independent woman
>Ryan Goslin movie 45
>Dance dance dance
>cocks

You are getting some shit suggestions lmao

For documentaries watch
Endurance youtube.com/watch?v=oyQRHHHXntc
and
Deep Water youtube.com/watch?v=r9NS6Uq9-zk

Weak samefag hole
Garry Baker and the Half Chub is objectively garbage

Hornblower.

Bait

The films I always recommend to family and friends I make are Children of Men, Oldboy and The Thing, amongst others.

Does Oldboy count as Silent Hero Journey Boy?

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>laughing at women's 'jokes'

>this bitch is ugly but AYCKCHUALLY she turns out to be secretly hot
>this bitch is fat but she AYCKHUALLY has lots of sex with hot dudes and gets the hottest sweetest dude at the end
>this bitch hates her mom and her mom is a fucking cunt but AYKCHUALLY mom was just being stronk and independent in the face of adversity
>this bitch is way out of her element punchin wit “da big boyzz” in the “men’s club” but she can “hold her own” and she doesn’t have to “suck dick” to prove it!
>rape

Boats is pure ludo though.

women ARE garbage, indeed

Should put Free Solo on there.

I mean it literally has his girlfriend go "I dont understand why this would be your goal" in it.

>forgetting jetpacks in space
Dumb bitch

>Oldboy
>ends with a father getting his memory erased so he can fuck his daughter in peace

yeah they all think you are a weirdo now.

sneed

>oldboy
>the thing
>animefag pleb
Checks out

You have no fucking taste dude. NO original taste

insneed

they just arent men. If the world would be run by women we would still live in caves.

All my family and friends know I draw fetish comics for a living, if they think I'm a weirdo they certainly don't treat me like one.

>implying the capeshit watching millennials that form Yea Forums have watched even 10% of those

>dude, what is color

it's spanish too lmao JFC

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You have such shit taste and are cucked to buzzwords
DUDE WHY ARE ALL MUH MOBIES LOOKING THE SAME

The film looks fucking great and is great, you deserve to be fucking murdered for you shit tier taste. You call something edge yet you're here? You are such a no spine fuckwad

>Yea Forums is edgy
ahahahahahahahahaha

Das Boot (The series ofc)
youtube.com/watch?v=HmpL7qu-QoA

My favorite movies are Dangerous Liaisons (1988), Flight, Raid 2, couple others I forgot cos I have a memory like a sieve

>Her boyfriend isn’t making her watch Aliens

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>Yea Forums isn't trying to be edgy
hehehehehe right dude

They are the kind of kids that try to be edgy that you want to murder

made my gf watch alien and she hated it

You'd need another 6 movies then

>Date asks me watch my favorite movie is
>Pic related
>Oh sounds cool let's watch it
>Leaves during the rape scene
WTF bros?

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Mentally ill you will NEVER pass

>Alien
Well your first problem is that it wasn’t Aliens

He’s not wrong, but you wouldn’t know that due to all the women you haven’t dated or shagged.

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Women are shit-taste plebs
Men are pretentious tryhards

Aliens is just an action movie tho lol

Why do males call others shit-taste plebs for liking good harry potter movies that are underrated?
all that list means that the males on that website underrate it

>fragile masculinitiy: the movies

Oh, but those Harry Potter flicks aren’t underrated; rather they’re correctly assessed as part of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>boats
What did she mean by this? Can someone refer me to some boat kino?

based

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Cringe and stalepilled

What about Zoolander?

Captain Ron

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Top Movies Your Girlfriend Wants to Watch:
>Stacy has to pick between rich Chad and slightly less rich Chad

it's more like:
>Becky has to choose between rich Chad and rich Chad with a darker streak

Top Movies Your Girlfriend Wants to Watch:

just kidding, your girlfriend scrolls through facebook on her phone the entire time then falls asleep halfway through

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Double Indemnity is great

Lol

I want to see Boats

reality kino (but I've literally never watched anything else from this series so I dunno what the rest is like)
youtu.be/8fjxv7U4wQI

Also
>nobody has mentioned Battleship Potemkin
disgusting

>”No!”

BR2049 is incomprehensible to women but then it's also incomprehensible to about half of Yea Forums

Hi MentalCrash, we miss you in /trek/

It's boring trash

For me?

>Dinosaur Party III: Unleash the Dinos
>Future Space Man PewPewPew
>Badabing Badaboom Mob Flick
>Sexy Milfs 5: Get Milky
>Legendary Ancient Fighting Man

Ah, well, uhm... I haven't watched anything trek related after Enterprise, once I watch Abrams' stuff and STD I'll come back.

You were one of the good ones.

Cringe

And these chucklefucks say generals aren't reddit cancer.

When you have 7 shows and 13 films there's always something to talk about, a general thread makes more sense than spamming the board with different threads about the different shows/films.

kys tripfag

good to see you can't come up with a good reply.

the ultimate pleb filter is preferring the first half of full metal jacket to the second.

only point break is directed by a woman though right?

Contrarian lol

>the harry potter movies are actually really good
No!

kek

>For a few dollars more ranked 1st
that's it lads, that's it

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imdb.com/imdbpicks/top-200-movies-rated-by-women-on-imdb/ls023589784/
this image is just pure bait

At least Tangled is rated higher than Frozen.

its ranked number in disparity not in actual rankings

both of those lists SUCK

>le angry meme man yells at retard is better than the squad camaraderie and combat action in vietnam

t. retards that don't understand what the word "delta" means.

But they did rank Tangled higher than Frozen, special needs boy.

I really like "Immigrants commiting crimes to be rich"

Self-indulgent tripe

Does anyone know when the sequel to Fight Fight Fight comes out?

>Hot guy harem
>Haha funny fat clown woman
>Franchise Sequel 9
>Pretentious druggy art ho film

Good b8 friend

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>women are honest about their shitty tastes
>base their politics off of Harry Potter
Lmao

>What’s the female version?

-Girls Farting
-I'm Middle-Aged but Mildly More Well-Off
-Billionaire Boy Toy
-Guys Don't Really Like Supermodels
-Getting Married Later Than Normal
-Girls Farting 2

What movie is "idiot saves the president" supposed to be?

>she doesn’t rate Boats

wtf I’m a mysoginist now

It’s the biggest difference between women’s rankings and men’s rankings, I bet the higher up you get for each gender, the more similarities you’ll find.

Movies your girlfriend watches
>Girl Can Do Everything a Boy Can Do
>Frumpy Girl Bags Wealthy Chad
>All Female Remake
>Disney Princess Don't Need No Man
>Shoes

Master and Commander

Wrong
>Girl falls in love with rich boy
>Girl discovers she is truly a princess
>Cute fantasy boy runs around

Extremely overpowered manly man inspires billions
Training
Smart guy figures stuff out
Aliens
Cars

Boats is fucking kino tho

More Silent Hero Journey Boy examples?

>mfw Henri Podder and Fitty Shades on netflix

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"No!"

Presently sneedlefeeds

>w-we're all the same goyim! we're all equal I swear!

Orca

God I wish I could play an insturment.
youtube.com/watch?v=PZ7kx8z5M2Y

top kek, this and only this

We don't care what your boyfriend likes to watch faggot. Stop posting.

I can watch this one over and over again.
So authentic.

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Top movies your gf wants to watch

-"comedy"
-Woman does something average but its special because she has a vagina
-Drama and how to create even more drama for no reason
-Sexy men to stare at with her boyfriend
-Childrens movies
-A good movie but she will spend half the time doing something else or complaining about how she doesnt get it

Is this accurate enough?

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proof that Blade Runner will never be understood by woman

fuck you

Dissapointed by the lack of actual boats in this one

>Boats
this woman doesn't get me at all

>Girls farting 3: Vagina farts

>Hornblower.

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Man on fire fucking sucked

>Love Triangle
>Rich Man Likes Me
>Girls Acting Like What They Believe Guys Act Like
>Career v Romance: Dawn of Middle Age
>Outfits

Shit taste

>an idiot saves the president

Name 30 movies that do this

Love these threads. Fem version:
>I'm actually royalty
>Girls go out on a quirky adventure
>luxorious trip to find myself and fuck a native
>I'm average but big guy bane, John whick, batman and Iron man hit on me
>A bloo bloo blooo, a bloo abloo bloo then fuck
>Cocks
>I love myself, and some animals, and maybe kids
>bitch be pretending to be tough
>fields of flowers