What is the current mental state of Jonah?

We lowly mortals cannot even comprehend what happens in the mind of a fashion god

YOU HAVE TO RESPECT JUST HOW MUCH THIS REPTILIAN BASTARD LOSES AND GAINS WEIGHT

So what's Jonah's new hobby this week?

Etch a sketching

heard he saw a video on yoyos and was gonna try it

It's rare that an elite Jew millionare is so pathetic that NEETs laugh at him.

Does this have a name? The Miley maybe? What's this called.

what must you guys hate him so bad?
Hell, why must the whole internet shit on this guy so hard?

He recently became a BJJ practitioner and he's basically a chad at this point.

Why won't you respect him?
He has earned it, you owe it to him.

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Chads are born, not made.

is this the most pathetic instagram caption of all time?

can't even spell Jiu Jitsu right

This reminds me of people who take photos of their kids when they start a new sport or some sort of hobby.

He must have un diagnosed Autism, to post that, and think people wouldn't laugh at him.

Shouts out sensai josh

Also shouts out to my sushi chef doug for teaching me how to serve up some sweet soosh

Kek

>nothing more humbling than getting your ass kicked by a 12 year old

This is sarcasm, right?
No 35 yo man can get manhandled by a literal kid.

Why is he crying?

This but unironically

its jonah hill

this week Jonah is a: Free Climber

flashbacks of the Holocaust.

I kek'd

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well he can't be buried in a jewish cemetery now gg jonah

next week jonah is in the hospital

>35 and admitting to the world you're still hung up over highschool

That's gonna be an uh-oh spaghetti o from me dog

>jonah, I didn't expect you to smell good
hell, even on non-french interviews he gets bullied

youtube.com/watch?v=DdTuIF1sh6Q

>tfw havent had a subway in 20 minutes

>35
>still can't let go of high school

>that time Chad did a gogoplata swirlie on Jonah

Why are you guys bullying Jonah instead of Seth Rogen? Seth is the real piece of shit.

hey jonah

youtu.be/NwZD0pthP9Q

Why is there a plethora of photos of him walking around?

hey

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who tucks in a fucking jersey with boots.
YOu should be spit on fagggot.

I want to make a joke about sausage party and how seth deserves a trip to the gas chamber for it but I can't do it on good conscience since that manlet twink bitch shot all those people in nz. lolocaust jokes are one of my 3 or 4 favourite things and now who knows how long it's going to be until they can make a comeback. good going you autistic retard.

Kek wow you could tell it was effecting him throughout that entire segment.
Also, the "orange man bad" comment by Kimmel out of left field.

fpbp

A suns jersey tucked into slacks, and some poorly placed ed hardy tats.
Hes clearly trying to give off the persona of a guy who doesn't give a fuck but that smile just says "I'm a tryhard"

Fucking kek

Based Brad

I've said this before but it needs repeated.

I think Jonah is having a psychological break due to too much high THC cannabis use. I had a close friend (that was Jewish but that isn't the point). He started smoking cannabis when he hit 33 and he had a complete psychological break. He became obsessed with high school and his past. He would dwell on old shit. He started changing and dressing different, like he was a teenager, and even started getting tattoos. He quit his job to be a writer and artist, he lost a bunch of weight and started bjj. He was like a mirror image of Jonahs transformations. He became insufferable and would just act like a jerk.

Finally he went to rehab after a serious episode and he was forced to stop smoking weed, he almost imediately went back to his old self.

Weed these days is crazy high THC and some people are prone to schizophrenia that can be triggered by the THC.

I seriously think Jonah is going through this. I hope his path is right for him

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kek

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Agreed Seth is infinitely worse than Jonah.

Yea Forums doesn't hate Jonah though, I think people here like him and sympathize with him, but the mocking is just how Yea Forums deals with all things

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Jonah "King of the' Hill.

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They are both jewish so why not both?

soul burning.
That disgusting pillow gut he has.

Are they both National Socialists?

>BJJ
>Beautiful

The Okinawan source utilizes waza and randori in testing. Nothing beautiful about it. It is elegant, but not beautiful. Simple, effective, easy to teach and easy to learn. It is elegant but there is not a single bit of flare inherent in it.

Stupid fucking kike.

when you're fucked in the head (like Jonah) any drug can be a catalyst for a mental breakdown. According to that celebrity rumor site, he does more than weedz tho - apparently he OD on heroin recently.

>make a jonah thread
>posts peak Brad Pitt
wut?

Ashkenazi can't into high-THC marihuana

Well, Jonah was trying to be brad pitt in the last movie where he played the serious role of an alcoholic. Most boring depressing movie ever. Jonah did a good job at putting me to sleep. Best ambien replacement.

It has something to do with his jew DNA. He has the rat strain DNA, which makes pot fuck him up more, unlike Seth Rogan, with the termite strain DNA.

Not just slacks but cheap slacks. I can't quite place them and I wear a lot of cheap slacks. They arent dickies but they are below dockers tier. This faggot must be getting straight from China shit.

This is ornella inspired

hehe dickie

This man has no concrete sense of self. You can tell just by looking at him, the inner foundations that most of us innately posses are just completely nonexistent. Nothing he can ever do will ever let him feel comfortable in his own skin. He’s doomed to alternate between countless shitty, trie-hard, shallow, and ill-fitting personas. Possibly, and I say this hesitantly, possibly the only thing he could do that would ever represent who Jonah Hill is meant to be is if he gave up now and acted and dressed as close to a normal person as possible. By giving up his attempts to be unique, he might actually find comfort in conformity and mediocrity.

Fashion God

Ornella broke him way harder than he will ever admit. I'd dare say the meme is actually on point for once

Winrar

Looks like he's getting close to Mental State "JUST".

Jonah just needs to find a woman. Marry a conservative jewess with big titties and make babies.

he looks like Lena Dunham

Savage

I can't hate on seth since future man though, sorry jonah

Good that he learned Jew Jitsu. Sensei Josh, 12 year old beat his ass. He is crying in the photo... This is perfect.

I don’t think a man who hates himself that much could ever love another person, I’m not even memeing

Heehee

Can confirm.

>marrying a white skin
Jonah too woke and compassionate and into digging "the other," man, why do you fear the other?

more like jew jitsu

I don't think Jonah hates himself, he's just lost. He needs another loving person to teach him how to be intimate with someone and with yourself. It's no coincidence Jonah's fall began when his brother died.

I don't wanna check his instagram, but did he somberly mourn the passing of "Thrasher Magazine" satanist dork "Jake Phelps" yet? Jonah is hella into skating! Maybe he drew a quirky outline drawing of him with soft inquisitive eyes??

Mr. Jonah Hill was an incel that transitioned into pussy slayer so we should all give him props, imo.

I take high THC weed for my schizophrenia. It makes it go away.

He feels great no doubt about it, dude is at the top of the world.

>director, actor, producer, writer, style god, fashion designer, two academy award nominations (should have won though)

At this point we should be asking, can he be stopped?

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Jesus I didnt know this shit was actually possible. I have a friend thats just been constantly getting high every single night for the past couple years now. The last year in particular he's gotten weird, constantly bringing up stuff thats happened years ago. He use to be super sincere and humble but turned into an insufferable spaz. His texts and speech have become more and more puzzling and incomprehensible. Looking at it now, I guess he has had several "episodes" too
Thanks for the insight user, I didnt think just weed could fuck someone up this badly.

I thought the black guy above his head was a bun

white people with tattoos are super cringe

This. He must feel so proud of what he's become. It's kind of insane that "that kid from Superbad" is now one of the best up and coming directors in the industry, and that's just one of the many successful ventures for Jonah.

Stop talking about yourself in the 3rd person, Jonah

Jonah basically wants to become Riley Stearns without the cuckold story.

Can't wait for the tattoo trend to end.

Going to come out as a stunning and brave transwoman in 3, 2, 1...

Guys part ballon his he inflates and deflates every time i see him

btw i'm a tranny, not sure if that matters

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yikes

Im sure you are, Jonah

Holy shit. Who are you trying to kid? He obviously has had some sort of mental breakdown, be it from smoking to much pot or too much adrenochrome. He and Seth obviously are part of the hollywood jewish pedophile ring.

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I instantly thought about Ben Shapiro's sister, Imagine the memes bro.

>moving into clothing
Hopefully it'll be a big enough size to fit him

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AAAM I HARMONY KORINE YET??? OMG THANKS FOR THE MOVIE ROLE, HARM. THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO CIGARS, HARM. THANKS FOR GETTING ME INTO SHITTY LEFTIST ARTISTS, HARM. THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET MY "KIDS" REMAKE MADE, HARM! THANKS FOR THE CAMEO IN MY ART FILM, HARM! THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO CUBANO COFFEEEE, HARM! THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO GUCCI MAN, HARM! THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THE HIGH FASHION WORLD, HARM! THANKS FOR GETTING ME IN TOUCH WITH YOUR BRAIN-DAMAGED BEST FRIEND MARK GONZALES, HARM! NOW HE'S MY BEST FRIEND TOO!!! LOOK HARM AM I DOING IT RIGHT? AM I BEING HARMONY KORINE RIGHT? I HATE WHITE MALES, OH I GET A TREAT NOW? OH THANK UUUU HARM!!!

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he really is the classic jewish dweeb

lmao I thought he had red hair

that's his stand manifesting

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>Hill admitted that he "can't watch" Ye's interactions with Trump because "it upsets me." He went on to say that Kanye is "my dude...I'm 34, when Kanye came out...that's my generation's dude. It's my Michael Jackson. It's literally that important. It is hard to watch this s**t. I love his music, but this s**t I can't get with. That's it. Simple as that. Have love for the dude, love his music, but this s**t I can't get with."

Poser retard baffled by real artists.

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>those tattoos
>that belt
>that fucking shirt tucked into his pants
Its like he's trying as hard as possible to illustrate he has no taste.

Jewish.

So riddled with conceit and paranoia.

>and that's just one of the many successful ventures for Jonah.
>Also would you like to purchase the Premium Jonah Multipass™ for only $39.99?

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Rekt

Noice

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Very cool, Jonah. You're a true artist.
youtu.be/sKDesEcDrcc

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that's a yikes from top to bottom

who cares?
the man is scum.

lol

you sold out your best friend for drugs.
burn in hell narc.

Jonah should've played Freddy Mercury

Same

JONAH, YOU LET YOUR BROTHER DIE!

>Jessica Chastain replied with a heart

Imagine what she smells like

damn...

>pic
that's cute

Unironically baSED answer

That doughy slimfat jew bod.

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Imagine talking like this unironically, what a fucking mess he is

jonah is one of those people who adopted things like "new album dropped", "shit is fire" and "real dope" into his vocabulary at age 30

>130 replies
>12 unique posters
wew

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It says 78 unique posters...

>retarded ai just standing there or running right in front of his gun
Why does he only play such shit games

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Directing vampire weekends worst music video, songs 8/10 desu.

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pretty much. look at this blurry mess. I bet it runs on console too

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