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How much better would pro wrestling be today had Austin not had to hang it up early due to his injuries?

Karma's a bitch, Owen

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He quit like a bitch because Hogan stole his WM spot and he didn't want to build up the nWo, so they tried to punish him against Brock but he went home like a baby.

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WHAT?!

>don’t put up with Hogan’s bullshit like Michaels and Sting
>be regarded as the undisputed GOAT
I dunno, sounds pretty based to me

You mean eternal midcarder when a real GOAT is around? That match he had vs Scott Hall was a masterpiece, huh? Really stole the show from two real draws Rocky and Hulkster. Thanks for drawing the house Hogan. Thanks for building the industry Hulk. Thanks for revitalizing the industry with a heel turn Hollywood.

Oh hell yeah!

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF!

HELL YEAH!

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ITS TIME
HELL YEAH

SO I ASKED MYSELF
>WHAT?
STONE COLD
>WHAT?
DO YOU WANT TO BE A CHAD
>WHAT?
OR DO YOU WANT TO BE AN INCEL
>WHAT?
SO WHILE I WAS MAKING THAT DECISION, I MADE MY MOM DRIVE OVER TO THE WALMART
>WHAT?
ORDERED SOME CHICKEN TENDIES
>WHAT?
SOME POKEMON CARDS
>WHAT?
SOME SPICY DORITOS
>WHAT?
A FROZEN PIZZA
>WHAT?
SOME HERSHEY'S KISSES
>WHAT?
AND A DIET SODA
>WHAT?
AND WHILE SHE WAS OUT OF THE HOUSE
>WHAT?
I JERKED OFF TO SISSY PORN
>WHAT?
I CAME ONE TIME
>WHAT?
TWO TIMES
>WHAT?
THREE TIMES
>WHAT?
FOUR TIMES
>WHAT?
CAME IN A GYM SOCK
>WHAT?
BALLED IT UP
>WHAT?
PUT IT IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET
>WHAT?
TURNED ON MY BATTLESTATION
>WHAT?
FIRED UP SOME LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>WHAT?
AND I ASKED MYSELF
>WHAT?
STONE COLD
>WHAT?
WHY BE A WAGEKEK
>WHAT?
WHEN YOU CAN GET SOME NEETBUX
>WHAT?
SO I TORE UP THAT JOB APPLICATION
>WHAT?
THREW IT IN THE TRASH
>WHAT?
AND TOLD MY MOTHER
>WHAT?
I AIN'T NEVER MOVING OUT
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>CHEERING
>THEME PLAYS
OHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

fuck women

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BASED

What was the Peak of wrestling? When did it go downhill?

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UNO 3:17 SAYS I JUST RIPPED SOME ASS

>Open two beers
>Do nothing with them but throw them on the ground
ok

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When WCW got bought by WWF

I don't remember what interview it was in, but he once said that he made a point of not drinking as much as he could. Partially because it helped make it more of a spectacle, but also because even with how much beer he just poured out, he still drank a fair amount each time he dumped beer all over his face, and would end up pretty solidly buzzed most nights he was out there.

Wrestling is fake and gay.

WHAT?

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Unironically when Chris Benoit died

If we examine it critically, wrestling is basically grown men jacked up on baby oil in tiny underoos jostling with each other to win a belt.
Pretty gay to be honest.

Through hellfire and brimstone!

WHAT?

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is this gay?

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Why does she wear the mask?

Based

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>love NWO
>watch 1st hour of 3 hour WCW
>change it to watch Raw
>watch the repeat of WCW late at night
>get caught some times by parents cause I should be asleep for school
>friend always ordered PPV and go over to watch all the time

Man, that was the best wrestling ever was.

/ourbasedandredpilledguy/ confirm
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Oh H*CK YEAH

BEAT DEBRA

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WELL, AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS: DANCE FOR ME WAGIE!

it was an attitude time

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It's the ultimate redpill

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Her braps are so potent she has to wear it to protect herself

They used to have gay wrestlers trying to fuck guys in the ring and also the announcers plus some in open relationships but now they are afraid to do that stuff which is weird, now it should be easier,
I'm talking about story lines

THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE

Based caraposter from asp?
CARA IS CUTE

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I remember that storyline

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[glass shatters]

But look at how far the WWE has come

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>Not so fast, Ronda. That belt belongs to me.

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