What is the earliest boner you remember getting from a TV show or movie?
What is the earliest boner you remember getting from a TV show or movie?
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footfag here
What is it about young goth girls?
Don't judge
the dark hair, the pale skin, no tattoos maybe
Footfag begone.
Hypnotized Fujiko in Farewell to Nostradamus
The green alien slut form Return of the Jedi. It's my dream to one day fuck a black girl in full green body paint. And I mean FULL body paint.
Japan knows how to make sure boys grow up right.
NEVER!
That's pretty normal.
Do album covers count?
I forgot to mention it's also my dream to feed her to my pet rancor afterwards and beat off while watching
That's... less normal but understandable.
Wilma Deering and the princess on re runs when I was bout five
You don't belong here
for me it's zenigatta in drag
Did anyone ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
Humble tit and foot fetish beginnings.
no
>that legitimate laughter from Mike
Apparently it was completely improvised, so yeah that that was his 100% unscripted reaction.
Y-yeah... Marian was hot, that's what I liked about that movie...
Pedo thread
i dont see any anime yet
...
Queen Bea from Secret Squirrel. It’s the first time I felt “funny”.
this... i hope im not the only one
made me develop a mom fetish
What are you trying to tell us?
at least its not weebshit
Julie Delpy. American Werewolf in Paris in bed with my parents. My mom threw a sheet over my eyes but I could see through it at Delpy's milky white tata's. Then zombie mom showed up and I got scared.
several different things all at once, m8
Dammit
god damn
I legitimately can't remember, but I bet it had something to do with this son of a bitch.
Jew here. We weren't trying to give you fetishes. Plenty of people watched that shit and were fine. It's not our fault that in our genuine attempts to bring kids wacky, mind bending humor and antics that some of you had defective brains and ended up with weird ass kinks. Now, I have to go. Our talent just finished her enema in preparation for Tyrique.
Ha ha wouldn’t it have been funny if your mom jerked you off secretly under the blanket. Your dad would have been like lmaowtf, that would be so random
Jennifer Lopez music video. The one with the green strobe lights in the jungle. I was 5/6
No, that would have been sick and abusive. lol
you knew damn well what you were doing. Goys will be goys
I know I'm not the only one.
Holy fuck i forgot about this. Same.
>3 foot 2
IMAGINE
>abusive
Americans. There's nothing abusive about your mom giving you a handjob.
4 year old me wanted to fuck Firestar
Do music videos count? I'm pretty certain Rihanna's SOS (2006) was my first arousal boner, I was like 8 and I was confused why my pp was hard
it was too strong for me
This gave me a raging hard on.
God damn Minerva was something else.
I wanted to be wrapped up in her nice soft tail
Me too, I really want to be fucked by Apocalypse.
I imagine it would involve a lot of gloating, maniacal laughter and gratuitous use of his size and shape changing abilities.
>I imagine it would involve a lot of gloating, maniacal laughter and gratuitous use of his size and shape changing abilities.
Good stuff
Seriously. I used to tie myself up as a kid and pretend I was captured. A false bottom as I learned from the Sopranos.
imagine you had to lick her suit clean after she had a long and hard day of fighting and being mind raped
So you're both a weaboo and a pedophile. Nice.
and I still think hair or something covering one eye is hot
Its not my fault Disney made the rabbit so fuckable.
A Southern belle is where it's at. Wolverine could have easily fucked her with his regenerating powers. But no, he had to go for Jane, the barbiedoll of the bunch. Gambit was based, he saw that sweet pussy and went for it, regardless the consequenses.
THIS CUNNY
There's only one Belle I care about and she isn't from the South.
What is it about spiders?
James and the Giant Peach was such shit, Miss Spider is great tho
Not just my first boner, but my first nut.
They're all artists at heart.
To expand on that: I soaked a sponge and tied it to my belly. And then I pretended myself being tied to a totem pole. With my hands tied behind my back. Never known the significance of it or why it gave me a hard on. I don't know why. And I've never been able to act this freely in my sex life. I think I like the feeling of being captured.
Hell, I knew some fanboys who wanted to do her, and others who wanted to BE her.
>watch police academy as a young boy
>want every girl to sit on my face as an adult
>some
Oh god, you would ask. It was when Jan Brady got her glasses.DIAMONDS, MAN--!
You're alright.
She was so pure
Great taste, my dude.
Fucking cartoon fucking weirdos.
Get a real girl in this thread.
>Fucking cartoon fucking weirdos
Welcome to 4channel
How to spoiler?
I honestly can't remember if any cartoons gave me boners.
But I remember really enjoying undressing my Action Man toys. It's basically all I'd do with them, rather than play rock climber or scuba diver or cyber spy I'd just spend hours dressing and undressing them, and rubbing their butts.
You have to fuck a cartoon to get that privilege.
I didn't then but I sure do now
this advert ...this woman was so seductive
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That time I saw Nigel uno’s ass.
Me in the beak
It was either the tits in Vampire Hunter D or this drug PSA with Rachael Leigh Cook smashin' stuff.
Reminds me of this
This is a fake story by it still gets me rock hard.
my name is earl
hi earl, my name is brendan
Jesus OP that's mine. I craved that foxpussy so bad at 6 years old.
It's a miracle I didnt end up full furfag.
its a shame
>Bowie probably fucked this.
gave me short-hair fetish. shame most women can't pull it off.
i watched the incredible shrinking woman. thanks joel schumaker
>spent entire childhood watching slasher movies
>watched tons of people being killed in the middle of sex when I was 7
>never felt funny from anything
>accidentally discover masturbation without any porn
anyone else?
christine lakin, step by step baby
>not all the girls
it was impossible to watch that show without a box a tissues nearby
Ohj it was definitely all, but she was the one for me
colonel cameltoe
Sigourney Weaver stripping that guy, tying him to bed and making him kiss her feet while apologizing. Her role as a manipulitive dominating woman forever made me an M. Her daughter was pretty fucking hot too.
What were they thinking
Why didn't Merlin turned her into a real girl?
bruh that squirrel bout ta get it
so much this!
>turns human
>becomes fridge
kanga
Alex Mack
I can't imagine watching barbarella as a kid. Probably would jack off every 10 minutes of the movie