Is JK Rowling actually based...

>degenerates are upset that dumbledore literally isnt making out and having butt sex in fantastic beasts like that's some required proof he is gay.

Better odds at this point that Hermoine will be a muslim trap, with how hard Rowlings virtue signals now.

man did she hit the wall

what is it with childless, menopausal white women and their obsession with gay people?

>LotR has The Silmarillion
>Harry Potter has a bunch of random tweets by the author on how Dumbledore sucked dick

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She has kids

And how wizards pooped themselves before plumbing.

nah she's an embarrassing SJW desperate to get woke twitter points

it won't work though, they think she's transphobic

I don't think she wrote Harry Potter. Someone else gave her the story now she's fucking them up with her fan fiction.

They actually didn't, but thanks anyway. Dumbledore wasn't gay. At least not the Richard Harris movie version. Death of the author or whatever. Fuck off.

black could be anywhere

What's the point of all this posturing since she won't put her money where her mouth is and have Dumble the door do something actualy gay in the upcoming movies? I don't even give a shit if he was a homo but it's obvious they won't include it in any significant way-

>Professor Dumbledore.... what is it that *you* see in the Mirror of Erised?
>Ah... my dear Harry...
>[Dumbledore glances over and sees himself in a gimp mask being arse fucked by Grindewald]
>...a pair of socks. Nice thick woolly socks! You can never have enough.

anyone have a link to her porno when she was a bum?

She wants SJW points about diversity by saying Dumbledore was super gay and Hermoine a powerful black women

kek

Because he's a dumb old door.

>Erised is desire spelled backwards

woah. Rowling is a genius

We can only hope

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DEH

This, none of these fucking ultra rich fucks give a shit about plebs, they just want to be seen as giving a fuck to keep the plebs at bay while they fuck every pleb over world wide.

Based

Never knew pepe hanged a mean cock!

>who gives a shit about harry potter

Leftists, clearly. They won't shut up about how Trump is Voldemort and shit like that.

We're supposed to write fanfics that could pass and leak them as if they're real, for controversy.

look for the alternative hypothesis' video on The Meta-Cult on youtube.

gone but not forgotten
DEH!

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She's not fooling anyone anymore. People laugh at her for this shit now even die hard fans are done

I've loved that autismo for years (no homo). Finna bouta look on youtube to see if he's posted anything recently.

You know when people talk about They Live and they say it's just a conspiracy about it relating to Jews and goys when it's supposed to be about (((capitalists))) and goys?
That, the (((capitalists))) and goys meme, doesn't make sense because of the collaborators. The collaborators aren't (((aliens))) and they aren't your average goy, so who are they? How do they fit into the theory? Well they don't because the theory is the wrong one.
When you look at it from the Jew and goy angle it makes much more sense. You have the aliens as Jews, the goys remain goys, but now you know who the collaborators represent too - the goys who sell out the other goys and do whatever the (((aliens))) tells them to do. In the real world the collaborator would be someone like J.K. Rowling, but I'm sure you got there on your own before you read the rest of the post.
Or it's just pure coincidence (it isn't).

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It's part of the push to make people feel closed in by changes to society's norms.

The harmless childhood things have to get gay, so that people who have a problem with that feel closed in and frustrated, while other people look down on them for it, so that they have no outlet for their feelings.

Fags are still threatened by the mainstream internet culture (this place and all the worse places), as are the new "autistic" class the establishment has enlisted you all to help reinforce.

WORDS WORDS WORDS kids don't have time,

you're tyler durden. no time no time. autism, incels, SJW, based.

i guess seeing all of that r34 really messed with her head
that + trump derangement syndrome = what weird, perverted, messed up roastie

Wow, what a modern day folk hero. Truly one of us plebs.

Everyone's going to be LGBTQX PoC Trans Muslims in the reboot. Voldemort will be a straight white male.

I feel like if I were a dedicated and honest fan that has spent a lot of time and emotion investing in Harry Potter I would be pretty upset at her making all these retroactive changes to the lore or whatever you want to call it.

how about you get a real hobby

she's a milf

Eww, man. Why focus on me?

many are pissed about it

normal fag: the post

What does that mean?

it means you should kill yourself retard

'No!'

>what are the chances Hermoine will be black?
95%. 100% that she will be nonwhite

Sorry, I'm a gay white guy who is only attracted to black men who have above-average sized penises, so I don't understand Yea Forums culture. Do you forgive me?

no, suicide is your only redemption, hop to it faggot, literally.

name one thing that voldemort is at fault for

voldemort did nothing wrong

>JK Rowling reveals that literally every time Dumbledore was not on screen, he was having vigorous unprotected anal sex with other men.

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I'd have to hop a pretty large distance if I wanted to kill myself that way. I think i'm going to pass on that one. My most readily available options are things like knives and booze, and those are too gruesome for me.

has any other author ever been this based?

have sex

what else can one expect from a woman's fiction

This is what dependence on Twitter validation can do to a person. Social media is cancer.

Tie a bag over your head whilst you're going to sleep, it's the least painful way.

She's married with three kids and over fifty. Meanwhile your mom had one tooth left at 31 and knocked it out to Hoover more bbc.

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I think i'm actually going to skip it all together. I enjoy life. And my half Puerto Rican girlfriend hates suicide and would probably be especially distraught if I died by suicide of all things.

That's the whole point of it.

Lmao she's such a hack

I will never understand why this shit makes people triggered. It's a fucking made up story. There is no objective truth to it at all. You can disregard everything she wrote, write you own story and it will be as real and truthful as hers.

Was Dumbledubs the bottom?

>implying harry potter is even close without silmarillion, lotr or hobbit
lote appendices > the entire hp series

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she's insane

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i wish this shitlib would just stop saying shit and retreat from the public sphere.

I think it might make people mad exactly because they don't understand what you're saying. They take the author's word as gospel.

He was a powerbottom

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"NO!"

can't people be disappointed that the author out of hand arbitrarily alters entirely a character they like? are you so rigid and simple minded as to not understand human beings?

agreed

>Rowling: "and they were trans...and black! I always knew they were like that in my mind, and was inspired by delightful negro music from Motown USA"

>never did I say the Holocaust really happened in the Potterworld
what the fuck, you guys never told me she's based

>normal fag finds a way to rope in his roastie girlfriend
leave this site

So it's literally trek mind melding? I'd rather just cut straight to the scifi without the teenage emo angst

>Hey guys, King Gilgamesh is gay and always has been, it's officially canon now, teehee.
>Omg why are people mad?

People who are now 25-35 and in two decades will run the world. Harry Potter is only going to get bigger, user.

woah this guys fucks
look everyone this guy fucks

Why do faggots like you try to use words like "triggered" in a derogatory fashion when it was faggots like you that made the term blow up in the first place with all your pussy-ass victim whining? Your cock is just a vestigial sliver of flesh due to all the fucking HRT, isn't it? Fucking bitch mutant

What does sex feel like?

Honestly nowhere near as good as edging yourself.

lol

I mean outside of the crotch area. What does it feel like to have another person touch your body? What emotions do you feel? How warm is a human being to the touch? I've never touched someone any longer than a handshake.

She doesn't alter anything. She defines the world. If you disagree with something it doesn't mean it's "arbitrary" especially when we are talking about made up world.
There is no canon in history. That's why people are allowed to deny Holocaust and praise Yakub
I don't whine. I legit never understand why people are upset about made up things

cannon*

where the fuck is the pasta

>youtube.com/watch?v=LKxpwlKRQ2U

Kek that title shuffling the words for shock.

"No!"

"Snape was a single mother!
The "No!" gets me every time.

>that jude law ASS

He did post something recently btw. A few hours ago, in fact. About the New Zealand shooting. Good stuff.

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>I've never touched someone any longer than a handshake.
Christ man, just like ask someone for a hug.

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Vestigial wasted flap penis fucking loser, get the fuck out

I think it would be awkward to just ask a co-worker for a hug. Also, I wouldn't really like to hug many of them. But it is something I really wish to feel one day.
If I ever have a relationship I won't even care about the sex, if I could just spend hours hugging I'd be content.
I don't know what it is, but something about just standing there with someone, your arms around them, their arms around you, not talking, smelling their hair or neck or whatever, and just quietly enjoying each other's warmth, something about that just appeals to me on such a visceral, painful level and I'm worried I'll never know what that feels like. Kissing I don't know if I'd like, sex is something I'd probably have to really work to feel comfortable doing and not feel guilty about making someone touch my body, but hugging is the one thing I really desire out of a relationship.

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death of the author got me like

>I have no argument
Don't you have a kristallnacht to partake in? heh

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>kristallnacht
nice, bro

quick you dipshits get the jude law/johnny depp sexy fan art going

Only children of that age care about it, those people aren't going to run anything

To think they had an empire spanning the globe. Now they cry and ban swear words, lock people up for internet videos, ban knives... and slide deeper and deeper into cultural suicide and depravity, and the states are joining them - fuckin pick it up lads, Youre meant to be running shit.

And will support gamergate

>Make shitty movie.
>Fans boycott.
>Double downs on faggot shit.
No one cares about the gay agenda. Make a good movie for once! Christ, rowling really lost her touch reality.

>I'm a gay white guy
Everyone knows you're a Jew, Milo.

Someone post the pasta where she sucks her son's dick

What’s next, Snape is an Animagus?

Because Leftists are:
1. Illogical
2. Uncreative

They can't come up with anything good that people won't make fun of. So instead they will appropriate insults that apply to them and use them against the opposition, even when it doesn't make any sense.

It's what always happens. Most recently with the height of their creativity being to shop MAGA-hats onto NPC pictures.

Johnny Depp since it is all he has left now that they are replacing him in PotC.

>two great men who are enemies but respect each other's greatness
>lmao they must be gay
nothing to see here, it's just women's level of understanding when it comes to man shit
based

> No meme posting with the book list.

I miss it Yea Forums

>gay people are humans too and they have normal healthy relationships too

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Base J.K. "Lucas" Rowling. Fucking with all the Harry Potter fans.

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>Girugamesh was gay
How dare you

I really can't fathom having so little respect for your own story that you would retcon it

same faggots that care about super heroes, i suppose.

i think she just loves huffing her own farts

>ooo the characters were actually fags with each other and had a rich relationship

wow good for you

Anyone else think those books were not written entirely by her but also by some group of ghost writers and she just became the face of the company, maybe that’s why she says this random weird stuff

Harry Potter and the Headmaster’s Dragon Dildo

>he says on a fucking marvel cinematic universe shill board
So this is the power of fucking cancer.

Not on my watch

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PROLAPSUM LEBIOSA

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>retroactively ruins her franchise on a daily basis

Someone needs to put her down.

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Hard to retroactively ruin what was already one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Surprised it wasnt harry getting his shit shoved back a fortnight by dumbledore. Should have called the school nonceworts. Why does she feel the constant need to sexualise characters meant for children?

>two men can't just be close friends, they should be fucking eachother in the asses

I wonder what this says about friendship between girls. Do all girls fuck each other, even if they're "just friends"?

this is hate speech

Excellent

>King Gilgamesh is gay and always has been
>>Omg why are people mad?
On the contrary, the japanese like it.

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At least out some effort into the opening

>be mentally ill
>grab a bunch of your psychotic friends and crash a conference
>start yelling
>ok guess they aren't mentally ill after all lol whoops

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There's a text limit to posts so I was afraid to add too much, i'll try better next time.

Finally

So, what's the big reveal user?

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10th of May, lets see... Damn that chart is good.

>moody was asexual all along

Based.

YO NIGGA YOUSE IN GRYFFINDOR N SHIEEEEET

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>Hagrid was a tranny all along
>Snape was a stunning and brave woman of the year all along
>Cedric Diggory killed himself for tranny rights all along
>Voldemort accidentally got gender confirming surgery in the middle of his face all along

>Harry Potter and the fuckin' Audacity o' this Bitch

Women don't understand camaraderie.

Women DESPISE other women. They project that bitterness onto men and assume men hate all other men. If two men can tolerate each other, it must be because they literally fuck one another up the ass.

>Peter Pettigrew is Muslim

It's not gay if it's clay.

Rowling is based for the sole reason that she liked the film adaptations of prisoner of azkaban and order of the phoenix a lot despite the fact they took more artistic liberties and had differences from the books

She isn't some pussy bitch like Stephen King who doesn't understand cinema isn't supposed to regurgitate a book if it's an adaptation of it.

This is what kinda kills me. I read the final book a month after it came out, I watched the last movies 4 years later, and in 2011, I felt done with Harry Potter. Was a nice childhood thing but I am kind of past it.

It kills me people my age, still, openly weep whenever they go to that theme park.

>snape was autist
He wasn't already?

Bravo Rowling

Based and chadpilled

based

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Cringe and forced as usual

>Headless Ned is a trans-ghost. He identifies as living.

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Millions and millions of white women do

Such an appropriate topic for a children's book.

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Anyone who has had sex

>JK Rowling reveals that Dumbledore had a curse placed on him that made it so that he could only display his homosexuality while off-screen

kino - 2 3 6 7.1

others from great to meh 5>7.2>1>4>FB>FB2

All I know is that I want her to bully my tiny 7" muggle wand

Doesn't matter. Death of the author.

never heard of this before, but if it's real, I'm curious

>le death of the author XD
Can you be more reddit

how many birthdays do u have geez

4

Why was Hogwarts closed off to all non-magical children with a barrier and countless spells? Why shouldn't muggles with no magical ability be allowed to travel to Hogwarts in order to provide a better life from themselves and their family?
This is extremely problematic and I am deeply disappointed in Rowling's bigoted world view.

Another proto/pol/ post yawn

cringe

It's kind of cringe. I don't get annoyed though. I'm not a fucking child.

I dont know. There will be real money behind a reboot.

I do, books were a staple of my childhood

who cares
harry potter is for fucking losers and women anyways.

Perfect for you then

seething

Tell us about the gay creampie J.k

You people just couldn't let this thread die could you?

the funny thing about harry potter is that she ripped off a lot of other shit to write the first book, second book was pretty shity, and you could tell by the third book that they were bringing in ghost writers to help her. by book 5 she wasn't even contributing anymore

the most evident piece of this work is book 7, she wrote the epilogue and after the thrill of that final battle, you get something that reads like fan fiction from a 7th grader.

>JKR makes another bold statement about her fanfiction-tier stories in an attempt to stay relevant
more news at 11

Draco Malfoy-Autistic

>taking the far right seriously

Honestly, Genuine politics aside, it's famous people like her who are the reason Trump won and will easily win again.

I hope you find what you're looking for, user.

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Harry Potter was gay.

Okay. It's real.

>it was discord trannies forcing the Cringe meme all along

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I guess all those medieval outhouses that stand to this fucking day and you can visit in any castle or old stone building or ancient Greek complex plumbing and watering systems that are still somewhat intact were just a dream.
The white man was a savage before modern times.

>Albus Dumbledore was actually trans all along

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>no pedophile

shame

Albus Dumbledore was bi? I bet McGonagall joined from time to time to assfuck old dumble

>staple

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She's in her 50s you retraded incel. She looks good for her age.

Do you think you're going to look like a 20 something when you're 70? All of us wither and decay, and she's doing better for a human at that age.

THE NOSE KNOWS

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I'm surprised she still doesn't have the self-awareness to know what a sycophant she is to most people now, especially being someone who writes characters.

I guess ego and narcissism really is blinding.

I've seem some people saying this, can I get some context?

I was born in 1987 an literally not a single one of my peers ever talked about Harry Potter with the exception of one girl in class who wanted to find out what was her younger sister so excited about. So I'm guessing it's the people born about 1990 and later that give a shit about HP.

it's a skinny pencil dick

Its closer to the truth that the front runner of the Democrats admitted to be a gay ass computer hacker who didn't even do anything cool just stole 1500 worth of long distance calls.

She just browses tumblr, finds some headcanon from a degenerate and goes all like "Damn, I should have done this!"

simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Book_Job

yeah, like last night my fucktoy Hans put on his gimp mask and I shit in his mouth, just like everybody else!

Looks like authors like to write fanfics about their own material too.

It's the exact same kind of people who cling on to things like Pokemon well into adulthood.

I'm sure there are shrinks who has a name for it, but it's obvious that these people lack serious mental development. They're stuck trying to re-live their childhoods.

Cope. Harry Potter is an extremely fun and comfy world.

Not canon

This. It is a shitty wizard book for fucking kids.

i do!

Holy shit XD
>Kids book, children's series
>Yeah let's comment on and discuss sweaty gay buttsex
Make up a new spell or mystery for the kids instead you haggard pervert.

Why does a mention that a character is gay takes your mind directly to sweaty butt sex?

>Why does the mention of an "incredibly intense sexual relationship between two men" take your mind to sweaty butt sex?

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>it took this long
Yea Forums is dead

white women are satanic

>RECRUIT RECRUIT!
So these lesbians can admit that sexuality is choice then?

"Yes!"

in a word

based

Lol shut up you fuckin dork

Is this why Dumbledorf always ignored Hermione?

Yeah, sums up his relationship with Enkidu

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add february 29th for pedosexual

>Lol
what the fuck is wrong with Yea Forums? why do they write it as a word? it doesn't need to be capitalized, or every letter should be capitalized
it's like nobody here was ever in a chat room in 2000

When the fuck they did they decide that Dumbledolf was gay?

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Rowling retroactively made him gay for sjw brownie points.

>Unmarried childless headmaster of a public school
>Not gay
Some things are just lost in translation for burgers

2011 or so

To be fair, lgbt activitsts are mad that jude law isnt engaging in butt sex in FB as a true sign he is gay.

He was like 110 years old

She looks like Karen Gillan as a washed up drug addict

BAFUCKINGSED

Not a lot of context to give.
>Hey Rowling! How did toilets work in Hogwarts before toilets were invented?
>Uh... They didn't! Wizards just found a corner, did their business and then used a spell to make their poop and piss disappear!
>Great. How does this factor into your elaborate sewage system that the Chamber of Secrets is a part of that apparently existed since the founding of Hogwarts in medieval times?
>That is an excellent question, allow me to answer it with another question: Did you know that Dumbledore's penis is 7 inches long and has herpes from the biggest mass murderer of the lore?

Literally young leftists

Was all the teachers gay?

Based and potterpilled

if by leftists you mean libs, sure. but libs aren't leftists.

real leftists dunk on rowling all the time.

Most current "leftists" are libs that have attained some modicum of self-awareness. Other than their capacity for irony, there is no meaningful difference, stop trying to draw a distinction where none exists.

>Peter Pettigrew was Jewish
Oh that's very good

>Grindelwalds only crime that """"he"""" commits is that one of his followers killed a baby while he wasn't even in the room.
>Grindelwald was gay, pro-equal rights and freedom of love, simply wanted privileged people to take responsibility for those who needed it, and was trying to stop the literal fucking holocaust
>is supposed to be the bad guy
What the actual FUCK did JK Mean by this??? GUYS???