An incel woman decides to steal an exotic animal from a research facility in order to make it her lover

Please dont use that language here

t. i'm fat and bipolar

been done already

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this

No, too much jewish shit forced into it.

>incel woman

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looks like someone didn't watch the movie

>she fucks the fish monster
>she wears a red dress next scene
>THE SYMBOLISM IS SO DEEP

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wut

>her neck scars actually becoming gills
>the ridiculous old man C plot with him trying to fuck the younger guy out of nowhere
>almost all of the spy shit going pretty much nowhere
>had to make the religious white US govt agent a sexual deviant AND a sadist
Movie's a solid 5.5/10 but man is it overrated.

I remember people screeching about how deep and subtly symbolic the movie was because of that scene.

brainlet here. is it just cause she had her gash torn open for the first time or what?

Red dress = confidence/allure/sense of worth & confidence. She dressed like a grey librarian up until then. They play with colors a little here & there IIRC.

that would be deeper than what del toro intended.

red = love

>Del taco self inserts as Abe Sapien from hellboy so he can fuck a cute mute jewish mommy
Kinda based desu

You learn the words, and then you use them, like you're supposed to, and then you fit in and you're part of it. That's what you do.

Have sex.

>Why do women place sex above everything else in life?
Because they have nothing else to offer. Why else do they constantly spam "Have Sex" here? They are literally unable to contribute to the conversation, and seem to think you can spend your whole day laying on your back getting fucked for rent money. Sorry sweetie, after I blow my load I like to think deeper thoughts than when the next penetration happens.

>Have sex.

Learn how to have a conversation

I will once you'll have sex

She was kind of a monster too. Or at least not a normal human.

>I will once you'll have sex
Damn whore, at least buy me dinner first!

The movie was great, heartfelt and well directed

Probably his worst film to date.
It's so basic, it's like a fantasy-version of Moonlight. You keep expecting there to be more to it, but it's just a flatline of predictable plot beats and shallow characterization.
Del Toro's treatment of Shannon's character is particularly atrocious. We get it, Taco, you hate nuclear families and white people in general. Go back to shoving your fat fucking face in carteland.
Really though this fuckers going to have his own gravitational pull if he keeps it up.

>if it was the other way around
Like Avatar?

its just an "adult" version of the iron giant
@ me

The term incel was created by a woman to describe herself.

Imagine being this upset by hypothetical backlash of a hypothetical movie.

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that's nothing like avatar though. Not even remotely.

You mean that one movie about that sexy mutating winged monster that fucks the male protagonist and rapes the female protagonist with a thick tail penis? Or are we talking about the movie where a hyper-sexual Alien with a burning need to breed fucks a ton of guys for their seed.

this was my first date movie with the girl i loved

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Men and women are different though

Well it's inaccurate. It's objectively easier for a women to get dick then for a guy to get pussy.

Yeah it is

Honestly, I feel the whole Supernatural Romance "Bland self insert protagonist has a vampire/demon/superhero/android/some other exotic gimmick fall in love with them and gets drawn into a life of danger and romance" shtick would, with a few minor adjustments, probably also sell well to a male audience. And make potentially shit loads of money. Just a hunch.

movie would have been way better if the male version had a thicker tail for the rape scene

Imagine having a Dren gf Haha

>first date
>takes her to see bestiality movie

could tell from 10 minutes in that the chick was going to fuck the fish and that they were going to make the white guy muh evil christian patriarch and the black maid muh epic bad nigger bitch.

walked out of the film with my GF, fuck del taco and his gay ass bullshit

Hey i have to get her on the mood , ok?

>incel woman
>even though she was a mute she was being hit on by the antag

I like imagining that your girlfriend still wanted to finish the movie and that either you pulled her out by the hand or she was silently bummed out for the rest on the night.

Literally the exact same movie.

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y-you too

I like the movies where the monster steals the woman.

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stop with this meme.
any elliot rodger mother fucker could get laid if he lowered his standards as low as you're prescribing a woman does.

The only true incels are the physically disabled, those who had their genitals destroyed and those so disfigured that literally no one in a realistic radius would ever fuck them no matter how low their standards.

>the other way around
you mean Alita Battle Angel and i don't see some huge uproar about that

it's not true. even fat ugly old women have to worry about their safety and incels like roger don't have the ability to hide their rage under a proper facade. If Rog went up to 54 year old fat Karen on her first saturday night out in 10 years she'd try to get away despite wanting to fuck so bad, because she'd know there's a good chance he's hoping to kill her not fuck her

A lot of people will say no. For me it was his typical movie but with the bigger emphasis on love and romantic relationships so I enjoyed it anyway.

he obviously inserted himself as the sassy black woman.