From what I've read this movie is almost a parody of feminist and SJW politics. Funny thing is how this movie is almost exactly the same as The Force Awakens. Female protagonist is almost perfect, can beat anyone, do anything while her African-American co-star is reduced to a bumbling buffoon. But then this is because white women believe they're the most oppressed group of people in history and I haven't seen any of them asking why Captain Marvel isn't black, or Asian, or Indian etc...
Another thing I've noticed is how Rey and Carol have no parents or at least they're never seen and/or barely acknowledged.
Know why that is? It's because so-called-"feminists" are really angry bitches forever bitter that Mommy & Daddy didn't have a castle for them to grow up in, didn't buy them a pony and didn't hand them a trust fund. Because of their grotesque overdeveloped sense of self-entitlement this festers in their minds and when they develop financial independence they literally erase their parents from their existence which shows the complete and utter lack of gratitude these fucking bitches have. "Oh, you gave me life, raised me, fed me, clothed me, educated me, but you didn't hand life to me on a silver platter, so FUCK YOU, you don't exist".
They remind me of Molly Ringwald's character in Pretty In Pink, a snobby bitch embarrassed because her and he father were lower income and she didn't want people to know about her background. Or in Mildred Piece where here daughter Veda is a spoiled fucking brat who hates that her mother is a working class parent. These are the type of women who create characters like Rey and Carol.
Compare those to Luke Skywalker or Conan The Barbarian. Luke lived with his aunt and uncle, without whom he wouldn't have survived. Conan's parents were killed in front of him, he was enslaved but fed and educated. The differences between both groups is that when men achieve success, they want people to know where they came from because it's a matter of pride that they can say "look at everything I've done with my limited resources" but you don't see Luke looking down on his aunt and uncle, do you? Boys and men have fantasizes about fighting bad guys and winning but there's always real struggle in the best of those stories because we know hardship builds character.
Now compare Rey and Carol to Jyn from Rogue One and Motoko from the recent live action Ghost in the Shell movie. Maybe they weren't the best flicks but I actually liked them and one of the reasons is that we seen where Jyn and Motoko come from which humanizes them and makes them endearing. Jyn's parents were killed and she was raised by someone else, ala Conan. We know she had a hard life and that gives her character. Same thing with Motoko, who finds her mother. That hits me in the feels. They're real people in unreal worlds and that grounds everything.
Jonathan Rivera
Rey and Carol are caricatures created by rabid feminazi's and when they scream about the "WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY!!!" it's their way of rebelling against their Daddies. But you'll notice that you don't see these women bitching about their mothers and it's because they expect their fathers to be the breadwinners and be given everything they wanted simply because of their gender. Kinda like how feminists scream at white men that "THESE MOVIES AREN'T FOR YOU, INCEL, MANBABY ETC...!!!" and when they don't make money it's "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE US YOUR MONEY YOU FUCKING SEXIST PIGS!!!".
It's all soo tiresome.
The one clever thing they did was making the cat a Lovecraftian monster because Asians will cum running to see it because they'll hear that the movie contains "PUSSY WITH TENTACLES IN IT!!!"!!!FACT!!!
Josiah Sanchez
Don't you have a kindergarten to shoot up?
Jace Morris
No wonder the original Avengers cast is pissed at this slag.
First of all, you have actors that have been working together on projects for a decade that have formed their own work cliques and Brie had the misfortune of being cast in a solo film with no sidekicks or team to speak of outside of the designated friend character and a magic cat. Samuel L. Jackson is the only carryover to other films but someone like him isn't in the business of paling around with women several decades his junior.
Second is the office politics angle, Iger outlines it right in his Tweet. Disney, Marvel, and Feige want to shill Carol as hard as they can to turn it into the female Black Panther in terms of viewership. They want her to be the new face of the MCU when Iron Man and Cap inevitably die in Endgame, and Carol Danvers will do what Carol Danvers does best and kill all interest in the property by being aggressively feminist and turning everyone hardest SJWs off the franchise.
And the final piece of the puzzle is Brie Larson herself. Since minute zero she has been adamant about how she doesn't care about your white male opinion. She's an aggressive, high strung personality in a franchise where everyone's just trying to have a good time and get paid a fuckton doing it. Even Michael B. Jordan, her closest analog, was surprisingly tame during the Black Panther press tour, and even in his more #woke moments he never said white boys shouldn't see his movie. Brie Larson desperately wants to be the star of Black Panther for women, because those are social justice points she can cash in for the rest of her life, and Marvel wants it too.
So that pisses people who've put a decade of their lives into this project right the fuck off, because not only is she being courted by the studio and given top treatment despite being the newest addition, she's also a colossal bitch on top of it. It's a TLJ tier recipe for disaster!!!FACT!!!
Xavier Roberts
The woman on the left. One of the most beloved female characters in cinema history (played by one of the most respected actresses of the last 40 years) who is strong, intelligent, determined and succeeds because of her perseverance and yet still feminine while able to command authority by using logic and reason. She has a cat. Same thing could be applied to Clarice Starling in The Silence of the Lambs, except for the cat, although Jodie Foster does like pussy.
The woman on the right. A slithering cunt, played by a sociopathic narcissistic fungi breeding greaseball, being forced upon the public as a feminist icon and shilled by a corporation who is silencing critics while using misguided political activists to promote their product and attack anyone who see's through their agenda. She also has a cat!!!FACT!!!
Finally, when some feminazi and/or one of their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot lapdogs calls someone an "INCEL", it's because women are nothing more than three holes which is why even the ugliest, fattest, poorest amongst them can get laid whenever they like. Withholding sex from men is the only power they have. Without that they have nothing and are nothing!!!FACT!!!
Why have you been so active lately dude? i notice you from itme to time but seeing you all the time lately what th eufck s going on n
Julian Bailey
Oh and let me explain why Cheese Noass has an Oscar beside sucking and riding kike cock. The Oscars are soo fucking politicized that all you need to do is make a movie that sucks up to women, niggers or fags and you'll win. Larson won because she played a woman imprisoned and abused by an EVIL WHITE MALE. The Shape of Water won Best Picture because it was about a degenerate whore who fucks a fish while her friends are a fat black woman and a gay man while the "villain" is a straight white male and the movie takes place in the 1950's which is vilified by Feminazi's and SJW faggot for being oh-so-oppressive because you couldn't act like wild animals and fuck up civilization as you have been doing for the last several decades. Moonlight won because it was about Gayniggers who were, sadly, not from outer space!!!FACT!!!
Alexander Evans
It's Rey 2.0. They manufacture some character and scream at the audience that "SHE'S THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU/STARWARS/DOCTORWHO etc...!!!" and are already setting up the narrative (ala Ghostbusters 2016) that if you don't pay to see this movie you're a "FUCKING WHITE MALE SEXIST INCEL MANBABY BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!!". Of course Marvel wants you to forget that the first female Captain Marvel was a black woman named Monica Rambeau, which makes the MCU rendition of the character a subtle case of white-washing.
It would have been better if they made this movie, released it at the end of the year and, if it's a hit, make her a part of Avengers 5. But NOOOOOOOOOO, the Mouse just had to fuck up ten years of MCU build up with this fucking bullshit and I can't believe Kevin Feige would agree to this because it smacks of political fuckery. As if Disney was pissed that Wonder Woman beat them to the punch of having a big female led superhero movie, so they've probably threatened to #MeToo Feige if he didn't shovel out some shit and piggyback her off more popular characters.
Infinity War was the end of the MCU for me and I have no intention of seeing either Captain Fungi or even Endgame for that matter because of this roastie slag.
They took all of the franchises that all the rejects and retards that got poked fun at in school took to escape from their shitty lives, they took all of them, they ruined them and the worst part is they don't even care about the franchises themselves, they just want to be "inclusive" and make it about them!!!FACT!!!
Josiah Clark
There is a difference between someone not being overtly sexualized, ie boobs hanging out and underwear for pants, and someone with an objectively shit body that has almost nothing going for it due to no real care or training undertaken with proven fungal infections who is also filled with a vapid idiot of a personality with few redeeming qualities if any. Whose sole personality trait seems to be; "So what if I don't look after myself?, I am 'empowering' to bland unattractive woman because we say so, yet I am surprised no one but desperate greasy guys want to fuck me!?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger was supposed to be emotionless as the terminator but in terminator 2 started smiling and throwing out funny one liners specifically to show he was learning to be less of a robot - while playing one.
Captain Marvel on the other hand comes across as an unhappy, hateful, depressing person to be around, who is using her godly powers out of spite. There are practically no redeeming qualities to the actress and by extension the character she is playing as a result. Brie Larson has absolutely no femininity or grace while espousing forced grandeur and feigned superiority while looking like a world class unmitigated cunt!!!FACT!!!
Cameron Rodriguez
>Why have you been so active lately dude? i notice you from itme to time but seeing you all the time lately what th eufck s going on n
Let's be reasonable and logical, and face up to facts. White women aren't human; they're not even like monkey's or orangutans. Those muddle-headed, pea-brained, waste-your-money liberals might want to brainwash you into thinking that girls are good for something other than sucking cock, but you and I and every other sensible man knows better. These sluts were put on Earth to steal your money; be whining, complaining and arrogant; and to serve as reasonably comfortable holsters for your erections when one is aroused by the call of nature.
First off, scientific research has it that women just aren't the same as men. They don't like things like cameras or computers or state-of-the-art stereos, simply because the higher centers of their brains aren't developed as well as a man's. Furthermore, according to a very fine article in The National Enquirer, it's been proven that women aren't as smart as men. It takes real guts to admit it, but women are mindless creatures... Don't let those detestable, ugly, disgusting, sour-pussed lesbian diesel-dyke Women's Libbers fool you, along with their cotillions of homo yes men. Women are most happy when they are serving their twin gods of Mammon and king cock.
Men work hard, make money, grind the wheels of business, only to fall victim to early deaths dealt out by the insane caprices of vengeful sluts... they should be rounded up in a pen filled with pigs and fucked with sticks and forced to eat filthy offal, and maybe then they would appreciate a fine figure of a man who wants to own and take care of them, even if he is perhaps just a wee bit nervous and high-strung and suspicious of some people's motives.
Carson James
If you think about it logically, women really are gross creatures. They're cum receptacles that bleed spontaneously every month for a week, and they eat with the same mouth they swallow urine and cum in and expect to be kissed there. Also, the moment a woman is naked all her allure and mystery is gone and she's just a nervous awkward fucktoy with lopsided breasts.
They have a biological drive, overriding all things we consider human, in order to get pregnant with the most fit offspring by what they PERCEIVE to be the healthiest/alpha male, all the time subconsciously, meaning they are cattle and not fit for society because they possess zero logic and can at best parrot it but never understand anything behind the logic.
This is why women NEVER built a society, never will and are natural born destroyers.
Remember that women are vain, narcissistic creatures with a grotesque over developed sense of self-entitlement. They think they're all princesses who deserve a life of leisure funded by Chad Thundercock Trustfundbaby riding on a white stallion.
Evan Peterson
Truth hurts, doesn't it roastie whores?!? Better work on that personality because once you hit 30 Chad will get tired of your shit and start shopping for a younger model. This is why you'll die alone, unloved and overdose on Haagen-Dazs and cake frosting while your bloated corpse will be devoured by your 100 cats which will provide them with sustenance and nourishment thus making yourself useful for the first time in your worthless existence.
Women are inherently weaker and that is speaking from someone that has worked with many of the female gender for close to a decade. They are desperate conniving bitches that will exploit every advantage they have with zero regard who it would decimate as a result of. No fucking dignity/honor in these cunts. All women are like this. No woman will ever actually care about you. They will only care about what you can provide for them. You will never have a loving and reciprocated emotional bond with a woman, because they are incapable of it!!!FACT!!!
Jason Garcia
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?
Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/If9fC9aJd-U
Holly shit dude, you've got some issues if you really get this worked up about this movie and this actress in particular. I think it's really pity to keep up this massive hate for a movie that is honestly not too bad. I understand the Mary Sue point but in this case it makes sense, she's being introduced as the MCU's Superman so the point of her story is not the struggle but everything that surrounds it. The point was to make her a cold unfazed pilot and while I agree the feminist shit was exaggerated ( I cringed with the "cockpit" gag) I think it was just trying to convey that the rejection Carol faced led her to have this personality. I don't think the point of this movie was to have too much character development, the porpoise was to introduce her for the Avengers movie (If she's the new lead she had to be on screen with the original team at least once) and show some new things for the MCU. Which brings me to the skrulls, they had funny enjoyable moments and I don't think it ruined their presence in the MCU not just because these skrulls were goofy and good intended it means the whole species is like them. They made a decent comic relief and didn't steal attention from CM introduction, which again, was the whole point of the movie.
Leave the politics out of it and give the movie a chance as is, just an introduction to Endgame and the next MCU Phase.
as i understand, the superhero character is supposed to have a permanent bitch face, because that's how they write her problem is, people are mixing the actress with the character, because she lacks any charisma or wittiness. despite that, the character might work perfectly fine on screen
Anthony Cooper
Baste!
Joseph King
She basically just plays herself. I doubt she can act any other way.
Jeremiah Collins
Based and dare I say redpilled. Roasties on suicide watch. One more thing...
Everyone was new at one point, no one wanted or expected Guardians of the Galaxy yet they became a loved franchise. I really don't think you should focus too much on the feminist stuff, from all the backlash it received already it will probably be toned down for her next appearances and she did a good job with the movie, she's likable for most of us and that's what Marvel cares about.
On a personal note you really need to chill on the hateful dedication you give to this, at the end of the day it's just a superhero movie and it made you rant so much weird shit I can't only imagine the thought process and emotions you went through, you don't need that negativity in your day, it fucks up your head space and thinking patterns over nothing.
Jose Perry
woman
Jaxson Robinson
based CreepyThinMan dabbing on Marlel with FACT!!!s and logic.
>I understand the Mary Sue point but in this case it makes sense, she's being introduced as the MCU's Superman so the point of her story is not the struggle but everything that surrounds it. Actually justifying the fact that a character is a mary sue is fucking pathetic you white knight.
Sebastian Perry
CreepyThinMan probably has never met an actual woman before.FACT!!!
Elijah Rodriguez
>no one wanted or expected Guardians of the Galaxy yet they became a loved franchise
But Guardians came out in 2014 and they didn't automatically shove them into Age of Ultron in 2015, did they?!? Now you could say "well CTM, how about Black Panther whose first movie only came out shorty before Infinity War?". The difference is that they used BP well in IW, and maybe the Russo's could do the same for Cuntface in Endgame, and didn't trumpet him as "THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU!!!".
It's just the way Disney is shoving this character in our faces and saying "YOU'LL LIKE HER AND IF YOU DON'T WE'LL CALL YOU SEXIST!!!" that puts me and a lot of other people off. Didn't help that they cast a complete and utter black hole of charisma with a massive attitude who shits on 75% of the fanbase for these movies i.e. white males.
The casting is what killed CM. All Disney had to do was cast a hot woman who looks good in a tight outfit, have her fighting aliens and I would have seen it. Because I'm not against a female led comic book movie and that has never been the case.
It's that CM is a shit character and they compounded that by hiring a horrible fucking bitch in the role and have tried to make the movie into a political statement the same way these fucking Feminazi/SJW idiots tried with Ghostbusters.
I still say they should have made a DAZZLER movie, cast Taylor Swift in the role and put HER in Endgame!!!FACT!!!
Post pics of your Mommy getting plowed by her black bull while your Daddy is beating off in the corner with a ball gag in his mouth and tears in his eyes and I just might!!!FACT!!!
Mason Adams
Nah man, you had the perfect chance to put one in where the sword is but you must've gotten teary eyed just at the thought of mocking your personal sexual deity Idris Elba.
Caleb Richardson
>How can her head be so big?
It has to hold her vanity, ego and over developed sense of self-entitlement!!!FCAT!!!
this entire scene makes zero sense and her "acting" plays off horribly against someone as charismatic as Hemsworth.
fuck she single handedly ruined Avengers
Gavin Fisher
>But then this is because white women believe they're the most oppressed group of people in history They really fucking do and I can't stand it. They're the most pampered group in history, but whine because they had to have some protest to be able to vote
Cooper Clark
>complains about whining >by whining like a cunt
Levi Sanders
Well, looks like this wretched fucking slime has already destroyed SHANG-CHI. Seems that she got one of her friends to Direct it!!!FACT!!!
Am I suppose to be aroused or repulsed because I'm feeling the latter. Also, look at this fucking gif. THIS Power Rangers level shit is being held up as a feminist icon fer fuck sakes. It's not even funny anymore!!!FACT!!!
