I've been working at a movie theater for about 5 years and I shouldn't have to walk in and see my coworkers crying together because guests were yelling at them and threatening to harass them INDIVIDUALLY on social media after asking them to pick up their trash.
Our location has been having technical difficulties the past two days that were preventing us from selling tickets. While I understand this is frustrating for customers, there's no reason to take it out on us leave a mess like this. We are just as frustrated that this is happening. We're trying to fix it.
The worst part is that this is not an isolated incident. People regularly yell at and demean our staff, and I'm sure anyone else in retail knows exactly what I'm talking about. It should not be this way. Please dont forget that we are human too, we deserve to be treated with respect just as you do. That's all. Rant over. Please be nice to us, we just want a happy work environment to give you a good experience. Negativity breeds negativity for the next guests, and it's just a downward spiral from there.
And to whoever it was that made my coworkers cry, I hope it makes you feel big.
These are my favorite threads. Come on, share some pee pee poo poo stories for me.
Nolan Martin
Literally creating your job by making a mess. You should thank me for dumping my popcorn on the floor.
Oliver Rodriguez
People have no idea how that makes the employee feel. I had a woman yell at me at my job a few weeks ago and I was in a bad place after some family stuff. I’m a 35 year old male but I went home and cried my eyes out because she was such a bitch to me. I felt like shit for a couple days.
Don’t yell at customer service employees. You’re a bad person if you do.
It’s ok to get frustrated but act like a fucking adult
Juan Wright
>tosses a piece of popcorn at you wagie >again hey wagie >throws nacho chip like a ninja star where's my free refill wagie >dumps 48oz diet coke out on the carpet fill it up wagie
Jace Taylor
I hate the cleaning woman at my office because she's this stereotypical latina woman who always calls me "papi" and it pisses me off because my wife had a miscarriage so I piss all over the floor.
Alexander Davis
Enjoy picking up other people's filth for a few bucks an hour. I was born rich and had $10 million in net worth the day I turned 18 without having ever worked.
Funny thing is, even if you manage to work tirelessly, save money, and climb the ladder until you're relatively well off, it'll mean nothing. Say you have the mental fortitude and willpower to really improve your situation and even end up finding a girlfriend. The minute I walk past you wearing a $10,000 Armani suit and "accidentally" drop the keys to my Porsche in front of her, she'll forget you even exist.
Jeremiah Long
Based
Oliver Ward
>tfw I get all 10 punches on my kino card and thus receive a Whip The Wagie voucher I don't even whip them very hard because it's all in good fun at the end of the day! Have a great weekend everybody
One time I was watching a movie with my friend and drinking a red icee.
When the movie was over I still had over half an icee and poured it all out onto a chair. LOL
Chase Smith
I kinda feel bad about it now
but everytime in the toilets where the screenings are I would just piss where I wanted, sometimes I would try and hit the urinals from the far corner because they would always be empty, sometimes I would flat out pee away from the toilets or go slap dab right in the middle if the room
it was liberating, I only really stopped because as the world evolved so did cheap cctv and they could probably pull up you walking in and run it up against their cleaning scheduled
>wake up drunk native >he's now disgruntled >he pulls a knife about 3" long >starts waving it at me while sitting down >he falls over >almost stabs himself >I use our walkies to ask for the security guard to come in here and help >he comes in and sees this drunken mess >he calls police >native keeps trying to get up >does a couple air slashes while on hands and knees every once in a while >eventually police come in >thankfully they don't taze him I didn't want to clean up his piss and shit >he leaves and I clean theater >walk out and meet up with qt girl I was working with >she said she just cleaned the womens bathrooms >she said she had to mop up a bunch of shit someone smeared over a stall >I was glad I got the drunk native
Jonathan Rivera
>go to the kinoplex >order a small popcorn >my membership gives me free upgrades to large >get the large even though it's way too much for me too eat >sit in the far back, near the handicripple seats >eat my fill of popcorn >dump popcorn on the chairs next to me so no one sits near me >finish movie >wait till everyone leaves >toss handfuls of popcorn everywhere >throw the bucket at a screen(i drown the bottom with tons of butter ;))
Can I borrow a few thousand bro? Surely that's peanuts to you
Andrew Gonzalez
Don't charge them $10 for popcorn then
Jack Taylor
>Tosses a piece of popcorn >2$ >throws nacho chip >6$ >dumps 48oz diet coke >15$ You wasted 18 of your neet bucks to make fun of a wagie. Who's the real fool here?
Cooper Ortiz
Lol
In five years I've graduated college and have got a good start on my career as a software developer
You deserve what you get
Xavier Morgan
Native of where? I need to picture it
Ayden Wilson
wtf this doesn't sound that made up
have...have all these been true stories the whole time??
Charles Lee
eskimo
Brody Smith
>at the kinoplex >watching a movie with my blanket covering.e >jacking off under it >see a black wagie >boy! boy! >come here i am out of red vines! >says ill have to get up and get them >stand up >blanket falls off >my massive dick is out >tuck it in my sweats >walk to the counter with i clearly visible underneath
Dollar sign goes on the lefthand side. Stay in school, bud.
Kevin Sanchez
Winnipeg?
Joseph Jenkins
Clean it up wagecuck ;o)
Alexander Barnes
isn't it odd how all native people are pretty similar? and they're completely spread out on continents, the explanation always is 'muh land bridge, muh drift'. they're aliens aren't they.
Liam Davis
You are contributing to the increase in movie tickets by doing this stupid shit.
Jonathan Gomez
At least you didn't call me out on doing addition wrong. Thanks friend.
They could be. I only worked at a theater for a couple years. Once I got to tell people a volcano exploded and ash was going to fall so they could continue watching or leave now and get a free movie pass Alaska
Adam Moore
I shit into a buttered popcorn tub in a nearly empty theatre while watching Jurassic world. It was a clean log shit with minimal wiping needed, used my Buncha crunch cardboard as a little TP and then moved like 6 rows down from it.
Ethan White
I left an open can of sardines in the last theater i went too
Caleb Sanchez
based but what possessed you to do this
Hudson Evans
why are americans such disgusting mannerless "human beings"? even the chinese are more polite and educated than the average american
A buddy of mine used to work in the local theater. He used to let us in for free sometimes.
Isaac Price
We're taking over the world.
Nathaniel Wilson
nice, thanks for sharing
Henry Robinson
Na fuck you. I worked at the most popular movie theater in west Los Angeles at the time and people were fucking terrible. Want something better? Get your ass to a CC and work for it.
Jordan Diaz
Which do you say? >dollars 2 >2 dollars
Nicholas Peterson
How do you sneak your home cook food into your kinoplex?
Nathan Smith
>movie is shit >let kinoplex know the movie was shit with my shit
I had something like this happen to me in a pancake house in Canada. The bathroom was this really bizarre long hallway with a door at one end and a toilet at the other end. It was easily 25 feet long. Anyways, I was taking a shit, when all of a sudden the door opens and a little Spic walks in. He just stood there staring at me for a minute, then he turned around and left, but he didn't close the door and everyone in the dining area could see me sitting on the throne.
Nathaniel Hernandez
This is too based, even by your standards.
Josiah Stewart
i grill in the theatre
Chase Gonzalez
We’re creating jobs.
Camden Stewart
>Once I got to tell people a volcano exploded and ash was going to fall Why did you need them to leave? How were they dumb enough to believe that? Do you live in Alaska or Hawaii?
Ayden Price
i think the worst i did was drop a thing of popcorn went i had to puke violently and suddenly. i was fairly embarrassed, but i apologized to ticket taker and left. no idea who cleaned it up. was watching machete 2. im still a little sorry, but eh
Gabriel Bell
Based
Michael Thompson
Dumb Ashleyposter
Luis Stewart
thanks the george foreman gets a lot of use in my house
Elijah Ross
We were giving the people the option so that if everyone in the theater left we could shut down the projection equipment right then. We had to cover everything in case ash got in the building. Also it was on the news about it being active for like a week before that
Angel Brooks
>chinese are more polite and educated than the average american
my sides
Colton Morgan
also driving with volcanic ash falling can be really terrible for your vehicle and it started falling around midnight. If the last movie played out people would've been driving home around 12:30 or 1am
Connor Jones
The wagie literally paid taxes which the neet collects and uses to anoint the kinoplex with beverage blessing.
>Armani You were so close to having created a believable pasta. Armani is a trash brand that caters to poor people who wish to appear wealthy.
Daniel Torres
anybody got the one of what can only be described as a hammock for shit made of TP suspended over a toilet?
Cooper Bailey
pissbag is the best underappreciated meme
Julian Reyes
I hate nasty fucking people. In theaters, or going out to eat, or in public bathrooms. It takes almost zero effort to not be disgusting pigs, yet still people do it.
God damn I mad
Charles Campbell
I've seen this posted a bunch of times and I still don't understand wtf you're supposed to do imagine just lifting it up from the bottom and walking it down some stairs
i think you could pop it because the bathroom probably has a drain
Easton Thompson
Me in the back tossing wagie some NUTZ
Samuel Sullivan
>I still don't understand wtf you're supposed to do nearly every business restroom has a drain in the middle, just pop it and throw away the bag.
Leo Fisher
>I’m a 35 year old male
Evan Garcia
wtf does reddit not allow you to select the text from their posts?
>The guy who was too fragile to go to the movies but still makes it for Captain Marvel Never change, reddit. >Turns out no one was there lol
Camden Cook
FAGGOT
Josiah Collins
what if the drain was hypothetically blocked? I wouldn't put it past the patrons to both inflate the pissbag and block the drain
Connor Kelly
Look at the top part where it's tied around the urinal. That bag is really close to tearing and spilling the piss all over. If I had to clean that ( thank God I'm a higher-tier wagie so I don't have to clean bathrooms) and there was no drain in the middle of the bathroom for it to leak into I would get somebody else to try to help me very carefully lift it into an empty trash can.
Jayden Wood
use a plunger?
Aaron Ramirez
>Management should also step in too. There's absolutely no good reason for letting their employees be in literal tears over this sort of harassment
Why don't you and your staff start a money pool to pay somebody to work over whoever does this? Just have a guy hanging out in the projector room, ready to find them in the parking lot.
Joseph Davis
Lol yea if shes a ho. A good girl sticks with her man. U sound like a fag desu bro
Robert Wright
I have never seen this sort of thing, no one even talks during the film.
Charles Moore
Next time completely ignore the faggots and tell them to fuck off if they persist.
same i think its because i live in a nice area only poor faggots do this kind of shit
Jason Torres
HHEEELLLOOOOOOO REDDIT!
Sebastian Evans
Well you could just ban blacks from the theater.
Jaxson Thomas
Why is it that every person who posts with an anime reaction image say the most uneducated and retarded shit on Earth?
Jayden Bennett
>As a fellow customer service worker I feel their(and your) pain. People have no idea how that makes the employee feel. I had a woman yell at me at my job a few weeks ago and I was in a bad place after some family stuff. I’m a 35 year old male but I went home and cried my eyes out because she was such a bitch to me. I felt like shit for a couple days.
>Don’t yell at customer service employees. You’re a bad person if you do.
>It’s ok to get frustrated but act like a fucking adult
>not realizing that dumping your trash on the floor just makes cleaning it easier they just come through with a broom and sweep everything to the end dumb frogposters
Caleb Richardson
Go to a cheap theater in the colored part of town next time a Tyler Perry movie comes out.
>put bucket next to it >poke hole in bag >piss spills out slightly into the bucket >do it again and again until there is little enough to where you can safely put it in a garbage bag and throw it away
Andrew Ward
or they sweep it as far under the chair that they can and leave it for the nightly janitors who do a total clean after close
Dylan Gonzalez
I spend 16 hours a day crawling into tiny boilers and power vessels to weld shit in the hostile Canadian North. You clean up popcorn at a kinoplex.
You're not special, and your job will be replaced by a robot in about 10 years. Suck my fat cock and CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
Noah Anderson
>your job will be replaced by a robot in about 10 years So will yours lmao
Xavier Green
Isnt odd that most natives including the women can kick your ass. I bet you're short and have a shitty life.
LOOK EVERYONE I DO SOMETHING HARD FOR MONEY ITS SO HARD GUYS AND MISERABLE IM SO MUCH MORE MISERABLE AND HARD WORKING THAN EVERYONE ELSE shut up fag
Connor Ortiz
>be me >german exchange student in Oregon >host family all do chew and host brother offers me some >try it >go to kinoplex with buddies >suddenly in the middle of the film the chew starts hitting hard >get nauseous and dizzy >run out and grab a children's seat > go back in and sit down with the turned seat on my lap >"Not gonna miss my movie afterr paying for it, Mr. Shekelbergstein." >start violently puking and spitting chew into the seat that now acts as a bowl >almost pass out but my mates think ifs hilarious and wait until the film is finished to carry me to the car >they left the vomit-bowl-seat there and some wagie had to clean it all up
Yes, because everyone can ask mommy to buy them community college classes. It's not like people need to work all week to pay bills and rent. Are you imply also that only uneducated people will take part time jobs? Its not like retirees ever get part time jobs just for something to do. Also its "nah" not "na".
Nathaniel Mitchell
Fuck you nig, our union literally hangs people for less
>tfw you make a wagie clean up the large popcorn you spilled all over your seat after soaking it in warm coke piss Is there truly a better feel in life?
Like that other faggot said give me some money so I can actually believe you. Every "I'm rich" post just feels drenched in lies.
Jayden Johnson
#VOTEWITHYOURTRASH
Ethan King
A wet vac and dump somewhere else
Brayden Gutierrez
T. Nigger.
Adrian Thompson
Nice get
Austin Richardson
If your so rich, paypal me $5k right now.
Michael Martinez
I was watching avengers: thanos and the big snap while in America, someone in the audience burped very loudly when a ship docked on another ship, and half the theater laughed.
Blake James
lol wtf is the point of this
Levi Walker
Out in the smaller villages there's also a lot of drug use and rape, especially man on man rape. Also suicide always spikes in the winter because less daylight
Luis Sanders
>19 year old liberal arts student Or you everyother teenager that doesnt live in the gated community you come from.
Kayden Howard
Clean.
It.
Up.
Wagie.
Clean it up NOW. Do your job, what do I pay you for? By the way, going to need to to clean out the bathroom stalls right after you finish the theater wagie. I know it's late and it's overtime for you, but you don't have a choice, you NEED this job and if you don't do it you're finished. Clean it up wagie, explosive diarrhea in the men's room, have fun :^)
>their nothing is as sad and pathetic as a french canadian
Connor Perry
I’ll beat the shit out of you
Brody Reed
this is why white countries will never be as clean and efficient as japan
Evan Diaz
is the pic supposed to be upsetting? It's their fucking job.
Jose Jackson
I'm going to wear a big coat and bring a lot of extra trash to Captain Marvel in case there are a lot of suspicious empty seats in a theatre that says they were booked. You're not getting that Disney money without putting in work for it.
Angel Howard
they are so replaceable that they would rather have them quit than lose a single ticket sale
Alexander Roberts
>man needs to reinvent punctuation because it's too complicated for him despite being learned by actual toddlers
Blake Ramirez
Why not fuck your co worker and get her pregger?
Your wife is clearly useless.
smokinghobbit.jpg.exe
Aiden Edwards
do you clean your room? does it bring you joy?
Aaron Torres
yes and yes but thats because its mine and i like it neat
Hudson Murphy
>threatening to harass them INDIVIDUALLY on social media after asking them to pick up their trash. so why dont u punch them in their fucking faces?
Nathan Russell
And what's your point nigger? All those dead injuns could still kick your ass. You're a better person because you dont drink or do you bring vague stereotypes to pretend to be an instigator. Compare alcohol death with white people now.
Benjamin Russell
Fun's over, this was my local cinema after months of my bathroom shenanigans. I probably overplayed my hand with the shit scissor incident, I'd imagine the water damage and plumbing cost thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars to fix. I'm just lucky I didn't get caught, they'd have no trouble at all making me liable for damages in court.
>our union literally hangs people for less And your union will replace you if they can. Enjoy the union dues.
Jaxson Cooper
losing my fucking shit at this
thanks, leaf
Julian Evans
>especially man on man rape. Is this why you're so fascinated with injuns? Bit of freudian slip?
Camden Jenkins
>By the way, going to need to to clean out the bathroom stalls To to clean out the bathroom stalls, are you high?
Ian Flores
>I've been working at a movie theater for about 5 years
Youre being stagnant. Get a real job.
Lincoln Morgan
>>their They're, see I'm sure their country is filled with niggers especially when you consider all the nigger beats they listen too. Also I'm not French Canadian so if that was an attempt to make a burn, you failed.
Jeremiah Collins
>government literally willing to hand you 5k a year for signing up for selective services >not having time to go to school despite being part time
If mommy can afford your CC, good; the bitch is rich enough to do it. If your too poor, just fill out a 10 minute form. Get your ass an education; working at a theater isn't a career.
Thomas Long
No you learn a lot about your own state as you grow up in it. Also a couple years back I was on a grand jury for like 3 months and heard a lot of rape cases and drunk driving stories among other things. I also learned that at that time the majority of heroin seized locally was at or near 100% pure
Evan Foster
Tenure nigger, they can't replace me without paying me a six figure severance package, and my dues are tax deductible.
Cope harder, wagie
Jonathan Thompson
Well then what's so hard about God's own grammar Francois?
Thomas Bennett
I wish I was an edgy 15 year old, too.
Adam Parker
>One time I ate taco bell before going to a movie. I was sitting comfortably in the theater room. The movie was going ok at the time being. When suddenly my tummy began to rumble. At first i thought i coupd fix the situation my shuffling around in my seat. Luckily the tremors went away. Around 30 min more into the movie a large twist in the plot occured which made me quite upset. And that's when I remembered I had a major pressure issue in my bowels. I tried to break for the exit, unfortunatley I was stuck in the middle row but it was too late, my mind was spinning, sweqt pouring out over centimeter of my body. I tried to handle myself but soon everyone was staring. I couldnt take it anymore, the pressure on my lower regions had hit their limits. I pulled off my clothing and exploded all over the room. Every part of the room was covered with undigested taco bell. I screamed and then ran out the building, pants on my ankles.
>if you're so rich, give me money Hahahahaha, sorry I was checking up with my bank, my old Centurion card is having some issues so they're sending me a new one, you know how it is.....
so basically incels are good tier and everyone else is bad? got it
John Green
you drive a water cooled porsche you're a faggot
Hudson Richardson
based and schizopilled
Leo Nelson
obsessed
Michael Nguyen
the absolute state of someone having this and 11 others more or less like it O B S E S S E D
Isaiah Ramirez
>Please dont forget that we are human too, we deserve to be treated with respect just as you do Where does it say that in your employee handbook?
Jacob James
lol
Andrew Kelly
As customers absolutely, they stay quiet, get their shit, and get out quickly. And if you're nice to them they'll give you a 30 second head start when they go on a shooting spree.
the fucker behind the counter at subway wouldn't give me extra banana peppers on my footlong so i hopped the counter and took a foot long shit all over it, helped myself to some cheese triangles on the way out
what goes through your head when you're presented with a bathroom full of smeared shit to clean up? How do you not just walk out?
Jordan Roberts
why does it sputter like that
Jordan Nguyen
F I V E Y E A R S
Benjamin Jenkins
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
Liam Mitchell
largely black visited cinema? you need to avoid those
Christopher Perry
But then the whole room will smell like piss >I would get somebody else to try to help me very carefully lift it into an empty trash can. It'll probably pop and explode all over you
Ethan Cooper
I want to believe.
Luke Lee
i knew a guy who took it to the next level and shit on the sidewalk outside of the theatre. it was a really hot day and the shit started baking into the sidewalk, was pretty cool
Nolan Reed
>I’m a 35 year old male but I went home and cried my eyes out because she was such a bitch to me tip top kek
Angel Williams
even his peener's retarded
Joseph Wood
He's intentionally doing that to make sure he can spray the whole bathroom instead of all the piss being concentrated in just a few spots. This isn't his first peepee shenanigans.
how does a nigga explain something after he dies that's some wake up dead tier bullshit
Liam Carter
>You are contributing to the increase in movie tickets Based
Justin Edwards
>what do I pay you for? But you don't pay him.
Hudson Ortiz
Hes dead now Died due to infection with all the open soars on his body especially on his legs F
Jose Morales
In your dreams, boy. I'm Chad and no girl leaves me
Brandon Wright
Fucking retard lmao
Cooper Stewart
One chip doesn't cost $6 nitwit
Nathan Price
The hell kind of pancake joint wastes 25 feet of space on a empty hallway that leads to just one shitter? And how come you didn't lock it when you got in?
Jose Martin
Check your PP I just sent it bby
Isaiah Anderson
Laughed my ass off thinking of the poor wagie that's gotta clean it up. Based
Thomas Ross
Americlap movie halls have ceiling fans instead of air conditioners? And what's that shit? Some crowd quiz?
This. I cleaned bathrooms years ago and there was a hose and drain in the floor. There was one time where shit was outside of the bowl and I just sprayed it down.
Not the guy you're reply to but I run my own business and am a firm believer in leading from the front so I've seen my fair share of destroyed bathrooms. I'm able to power through it thanks to pure, unbridled anger and fury. When I catch the shit smearer I unload on them and ban them from my business. >shop used to be downtown >handful of crazy homeless or just regular crazies around >one comes in begging to use toilet >have a "bathrooms are for paying customers only" policy >begs harder than any one I've ever seen >cave and let them use it >comes out 20 mins later >dude has guilty look on his face >leaves quickly >I go and investigate >open door >smell almost KO's me >shit smeared on tank >shit smeared across seat >shitty fingerprints on garbage can >shit covered paper towels in garbage can from their shitty, lol, cleanup job >looks like he just bent over and let 'er rip like pic related >rage reaches boiling point >go grab spare work shirt >douse it in febreeze >use as makeshift gasmask >don gloves and start scrubbing >schizo comes into shop a few days later >tear into him for destroying my bathroom >tell him to fuck off outta here >b& for life
I saw Alita Battle Angel in the theater but it was boring nerd garbage so I voted with my shit. I quietly pulled down my pants and pooped on the seat. Then I mashed it into the fabric as best I could. I think the girl behind be caught on to what I was doing because of the smell but I told her to shut up and left. On my way out I wiped my poo fingers on the handrail and door.
>not sneaking in your own Stir Crazy >not smuggling in your own jar of Orville Redenbacher >not sharing your free popcorn with the other patrons >not being the popcorn hero your theater desperately needs Apply yourself.
I don't think that's shit, hilarious as it may be. It's probably melted chocolate that some fat fuck got on his hand and decided to just clean it off there.
Luke Jones
Nice reddit repost.
John Parker
Based homeless man dabbing on the waggie
Tyler Lee
Yeah, his tears and blubbery crying were incredibly based and redpilled.
Ryder Jones
theyre still around retard
Jonathan Jackson
Looks like someone failed high school anatomy.
James Brown
tfw I know the image this ms paint drawing is referencing
Logan Jenkins
user get out of there, whats happening is a bit deeper than wrecking a bathroom
brazil? Probably brazil, their toilets dont flush toilet paper so they throw it in a wastebasket or on the floor
Jeremiah Reyes
>well you pull the old bear trap under a few buckets of popcorn trick a bit too cheeky, management said i was lucky it was a black who got caught otherwise they would have pressed charges
I used to work in theater, shit sucks man I feel for you. Since I quit that job I have never left trash behind in a theater, I still remember the shit people do there. I once had to help my poor coworker clean puke out of her hair because a bunch of wine aunts got wasted at a Magic Mike showing and puked on her as they left. Seeing that shit changes a person.
Owen Martinez
>he never once threw an LSD laced banana into a random theater to see the reaction of the monkey ushers
the chimp at my theater straight up tore a child in half.
Oliver Bell
my brother, i know that feel, I've never work a day in my life neither of course i can't relate to all that pleb shit, imagine having to wear clothes, oh and you drive a Porsche, even ignore that all Porsches are slow and ugly, i prefer to get other people to drive me places, and forget about that girlfriend shit that's like a full time job except you have to pay for it. don't worry bud i'm sure you'll get on my level some day.
are you blind? he literally pissed all over the sink
its also much more hygienic to never wash your hands in public bathrooms then it is to touch the faucet and door knobs
Robert Nelson
Who else here /ScavangerHunt/ ?
>Buy a cheap salmon or any other fish thats almost due it's best-before date >Find good hiding spots
I usually carry a multi-tool with me so I can easily access air vents and so on. Then I hide it in there. The first few days you dont' notice it alot but after a while it begins to reek. I once walked into a bathroom and almost puked, only to remember i've hidden a old rotten fish in the air vent there. It's even funnier when you hear people talking "Don't go in there it's stinks horrible!" Always puts a smile on my face knowing it was me making those stink bombs.
My favorite theater trashing technique: >get a jumbo popcorn >eat what you want throughout the film but leave as much left as possible >at the end of the film, put any other trash you have in the bucket with the leftover popcorn >dump the rest of your soda in the bucket so the contents are nice and wet >hold a piece of paper or something else thin to the top of the bucket >turn it upside-down and place it on the floor >pull the piece of paper out from under it To the ushers it will just look like an empty upside-down popcorn bucket on the floor, there may be a bit of a wet spot from your soda but they won't suspect a thing. When they pick it up to throw it out, all the soggy popcorn and trash inside will spill all over the place. It's hysterical, sometimes I have giggle fits to myself just imagining some wagey's face when they pick up that bucket.
yellow pee pee monster was part of based youtube, and its removal really marked the end of an era
Cameron Brown
What was the story here again?
Kevin Richardson
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE IT UP WAGIE
James Fisher
I work 70 hours a week, weekends too, so what, I'm not allowed to enjoy myself? I can't go to my local kinoplex and throw a few poppies in the air everytime a zimmerscore blares in the, spew a little soda when Sandler delivers a hilarious scene? You know what you fucking retarded cockmuncher? I PAID FOR THE WHOLE PACKAGE NIGGER, hell for the $20 I used, I should be given my complimentary extra popcorn bucket just for trashing the theater. >b-but you're causing a unnecessary mess Shut the fuck up you limp-wristed faggot. "Oh boohoo, I can't possibly sweep a few extra popcorn kernels from the floor, yes I'm that lazy", that's how you sound you fucking shitstain. Here's a hot take homo, cleaning is part of your job description. Do you think school janitors curse the students for stomping on the floor they just cleaned? Of course not you fucking faggotmancer, how fucking retarded are you? Just do your fucking job before I take a shit inside the theater and jam it between the cushions you air thief.
Ryan Collins
if I see you on the street I WILL make you bite the sidewalk and stomp on your head. there is no money on the world that can change that fact
