Asgard is not a place, it's people

That didn't make sense when he killed all the dwarfs except Tyrion lannister

Asgard is a place.
Asgardians are the people.

Was Odin retarded?

Well even when you ascend to a higher plane of existence nobody really expects a man made out of grape koolaid to appear in the middle of bumfuck space.

Thanos entire 50% of everyone shit kinda assfucks any endangered races like the skulls, asguardians, etc.

On the plus side there's still more asguardians than there are people in the resistance on star wars.

did they think we wouldn't notice?

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Odin was cool as fuck compared to his kid, especially in the first two movies. Thor was an emotionally unstable little fuck and Odin at least was a good father as much as he could be in the 5 - 10 minutes he appears in the movies.

Also, how can Hannibal Lecter be not cool?

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>no first order civil war
Instead of Ewoks the first order will be defeated by planet NIGGER.

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He says in infinity war that thanos only killed half his people

>90% of asgard dies
>a tiny space ship full of people escapes
>"WOO WE MADE IT GUYS WE SURVIVED"

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He was literally seen praying to and wishing his father safe passage to Vallhalla after he is captured and before loki visits him in the dungeon. Pay attention you worthless retard

>Hela offs at the very least a good 50% to 75% off including the vast majority of the army
>Thanos very well likely killed 25% of the crew at the bare minimum including most of the gladiators and asguardian militia, with black valkyrie leading a few of the gladiators in getting asguardian civilians into escape pods/shuttles/etc.
>unknown number off planet with No way to get back home, knows about Hela, asguard being destroyed, etc.
>Thanos then wipes out 50% of those left that have survived through all the previous bullshit

Considering the lifespan of asguardians, the relatively small world they came from and that they were nowhere near overpopulation before all this shit, the species may never fully recover

only half. but thanos snaps again so it's more like.. 67%

And the snap then got 50 perecent of who was left

>instead of finding an actual cliff overlooking the sea, the actors and film crew go out into the middle of the woods and set up a bluescreen for them to stare into
LOOK AT THIS PLACE
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
THIS COULD BE ASGARD MY BOY

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Whats the lifespan have to do with them recovering? Wouldnt it even mean they could haave more kids longer?

Wasnt it weird that the asgard people consisted of both white and black people?
I mean, that would imply that they never mix, or else they would all be brown.

Are you implying anyone cared about Thor?
The only reason the Thor movies made money is because women wanted to bang Hemsworth.

There were light skin asgardians retard

Reminded me of this of all things.
youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8

>Asgard is a multicultural people consisting of varying beliefs, sexual orientations and gender identities

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>asgard is real in this universe
>therefore norse mythology is real
>not a single nigger in norse mythology

fucking christ marvel

I think the reason here is that Asgard is a mythical place that isn't set in Earth.

>consisting of varying beliefs

False, all asgardians including thor(seen praying in ragnarok)believe in Valhalla and Hel

>>asgard is real in this universe
>>therefore norse mythology is real
It's a bastardization of it, sure.

>all of this gets destroyed by one white roastie and her beta orbiter
Woah

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You're the real retard since you cant read.

It's almost like there's somebody pulling on invisible strings to sell an idea that doesn't exist

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>Thor and Loki destroyed their whole home planet just to kill their sister and her army of the undead
>if she'd still been alive, they'd have been able to team up against Thanos and probably defeat him pretty easily given how powerful she was
I wonder if Thor ever regretted his course of action in Ragnarok.

Perhaps they never interacted with a nigger asgardian. We dont which scribe exactly came down to earth to share some asgardian knowledge with us. Could have been a couple of white dudes and thats all humans ever saw. And assumed odin and the rest were white. Not like they would have much chance to see otherwise

just like how western civilization isn't a place, but a people.

Who cares? #asgard2wite

Youre absolutely retarded

I fucking fell asleep during this retarded ass movie, who gives a shit.

I take offense to this. I'm a guy and I want to bang Hemsworth.

With the lifespan they have Asguard itself should have been overpopulated long before Odin was even ruler.

Either the asguardians have a strict child bearing policy, the females only go into heat every so many years, or something.

Another thing is how long does it take for an asguardian (frost giant too) to reach adulthood from the time of birth.
>Thors the older brother
>Odin waged war with the frost giants in 965 AD and took home a baby Loki
>by the time of Thor 1 in 2013 Thor, Loki, lady Sif and the warriors 3 are all considered young warriors

That's kinda gay.

holy shit
in the first movie they showed a full out fucking war between ice giants and asgardians on earth. still not one single nigger mentioned

How would Kilmonger feel about Black Asgardians?

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if you want to top it's less gay

Dont ask who gives a shit after you make a long post trying to complain about a plot point you missed be because your attention span is the size of a tangerine. Dumbass

How do other aliens in the galaxy view the Asgardians? Its a bit wierd you have all this stuff of the god of thunder, world tree but they dont even fear them

>pay attention
>to mouse capeshit

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He'd go into a rant about how we wuz godz and sheit, likely become so booty blasted about Odin being the ruler and white that you could power Wakanda off the anal ragnarok for a 1000 years.

when the entire universe has lazer weapons and spaceships, i always assumed the other universe would view asgardians as weirdo space amish people

Are "realms" different from "Galaxies"?
Fuck if I know
Maybe Asgard is its own realm, composed of only itself.

until the moment when hella finds out thanos motivations and turns to his side, you idiot

From what I can tell while the asguardians aren't exactly an unknown race in the rest of the galaxy they largely prefer to stick within the nine realms series of planets

Fuckin kek

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>until the moment when hella finds out thanos motivations and turns to his side, you idiot

>wipe out half of all life when she believes her destiny is to rule over ALL life
>half of the ppl she feels she has a genuine birthright to Lord over
>join him

Youre a fucking idiot

Itd never work.

Hela is all about the glory of war, death, and destruction likely preferring to bumrush through the galaxy like a forest fire in California where as Thanos was all about that 50% shit.

Thanos leaves a huge body count but in the years after said planets for the most part flourish, Hela would leaving nothing but dead worlds as everything would be fed into the never ending war machine.

*has his way with your waifu*

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The frost giants had already wiped out all humans in that area m8. There were no human records of a war on earth between frost gianrs and asgardians. So its safe to say it wouldnt be from that moment

The realms are just different galaxies. Probably furthest apart in the universe tho. But the convergence happens when they line up every 5000 yrs. But yea this an official image from some marvel lot. Forgot where

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Killmonger was retarded, and so is everyone who liked his flick.

would legit be 10/10 if he spent decades improving his craftsmanship and be like pic related

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Did he really? Because that could be a redeeming factor for the movie. I'll watch again RN, do you have a timestamp?

Fucking hell. this looks awful. Have Americans ever seen a coastline before? It definitely does not look like this.

I dont have a stamp its the scene where korg yells piss off ghost. Loki interrupts thor in the middle of his prayer and finishes the line for him. Turn up the volume and listen to his words while he is on his knees

youtube.com/watch?v=KQvhX-3CkJM

Thor: Ragnarok was my favorite MCU movie

only half

>I am terrible at math

in norse mythology, isn't valhalla just a hall within asgard?

Note that with so few survivors, within a few generations Asgard would be SERIOUSLY inbred.

Karl Urban made that character better than it should have been but he's too good to waste on a bit character who dies after one movie.

God damn, you're right I take it all back!

user, i...

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>make thor lose an eye by fighting for his people
>immediately give him a new eye with no effort in IW

>have banner mention that he may never return to himself after turning into the hulk again and make him come to a decision to sacrifice himself to save the people
>hulk immediately turns back to banner in the first couple of minutes in IW

Why do people praise this shit writing again?

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thor will have no option but to finally impregnate sif multiple times

G-go on...

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Hulk is a fuccboi now.

He'd probably appropriate Norse culture and steal Asgardian tech to liberate more black people or w/e his plan was before turning into a CG action figure and then dying.

I think with the Hulk Banner thing, it was more Hulk choosing to retreat back into Banner's psyche. So, had Thanos not beat him, Hulk would never have left.

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You're proving my point. The Thor cliff looks so artificial compared to this. Why didn't they use this picture as a reference?

>hela gives killmonger a powerful artifact
>tries to get it back
>he wont give it back
>IT WAS HER TUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

He'll have beautiful mixed children with Valkyrie

but he didn't have a new eye in IW

Maybe there were only 2 dwarves

it doesn't tho

No idea wtf you are on about.

Then what the fuck is this, user?

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Yes, he absolutely was.

teratoma

Yes, it does. It's clearly CGI after changing it the last minute.

how so?

did they ever say why they changed it from new york

He really pulled that one out of his assgard

In the mcu its just their heaven apparently

he's a transhumanist now

are you retarded? there are countless places on any coastline that they could have filmed that. It's just cheaper to film with a green screen

Didn't kill them all, most of them escaped from the ship.
I actually really like how much shit Thor has gone through in his films and how he's always recovered and gotten stronger because of it.
Lost his mum, dad, Heimdell, Loki, Natalie Portman. Everything he loves dies.
I think eventually they'll seek refuge on Earth and start a new Asgard in Norway where Odinn died.

Taika said odin dying in some new york back alley was to harsh and didnt strike as much of an emotion as him in norway sharing a quiet moment with his sons and peacefully going in norway over looking the water and shit

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He would have killed all the Asgardians if he could, but half of them escaped.

He damn near almost killed them apl after the raid and then the snap later

seems reasonable

The eye thing was changed because the eye patch was causing issues on set, so they just changed it sadly.

As for Hulk, the reason he was able to change back was because he got his ass beat by Thanos and humiliated.

Yeah, there's not a lot left.
Half killed by Hela, then half killed by Thanos, and then half killed in the snap.
He's only got one eighth of a civilisation left.

>Asgard is not a place, it's people

This was surprisingly redpilled for a pozzed Disney Marvel movie. Stating that the ethnic population and culture that lives in a place is what defines it was pretty anti-immigration.

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Dwlete this

transasgardianist you species appropriator

He destroyed the ship that they were all on. And Heimdal only sent Hulk to safety. It's unclear how they could have survived.

Feige or whoever said that valkyrie escaped with the rest

Why would they not show that? Why wouldn't Thor be more concerned about it?

Val is confirmed for Endgame

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Thor clearly knows they escaped retard. He was there

He states that thanos killed half his people, hes probably aware they escaped and thinks they're fine with valkyrie

This entire scene, all of it, was originally in an alley with a drunken hobo version of Odin.

Sorry, I only saw IW once when it was released. I'm more familiar with it as a hammer with Beta Ray Bill.

WE WUZ VIKANGZ AND SHIEET SPIDERMAN

Imagine being a location scout for this movie.
>I found us some perfect cliffs
>great, google image me a still of that on a shitty overcast day and set up the green screen in the studio's backyard

Thanos only killed half retard

Congrats you discovered irony. Now endith my lesson in sarcasm.

Killed half

>how so?
Do you really need someone to hold your hand and explain to you how a greenscreen scene looks terrible?
Fucking look at this
LOOK AT ODIN

>he missed Thor saying he was pissed about his dad dying in Infinity War

>Yea Forums
>watching movies

She got dusted, lads

Whatever happened to that? Scene leaks had Hobo Odin and trailer had Hela wrecking Mjollnir in an alley.

But I like Thor as a character... he has the shittiest trilogy of these movies but somehow manages to have the best arc.

>entire first GotG movie is about keeping the purple haze gem away from Thanos
>Thanos gets it anyways and genocides that one planet all offscreen

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>leaks
>Hela wrecking Mjollnir in an alley
this was in one of the early trailers

...

>kills them all
Half you braindead fuck. Thor literally says it.

The eye is actually good,because it shows the advantages expanding the team. Thor makes new allies and they help him.

Hulk might never go back to banner is one fear...Banner never becoming hulk again is another fear

wtf is punisher a wizard now?

>Asgards home destroyed by internal conflict
>The refugees escape and survive the destruction by a fanatic leader returning them to the old way
>Thor says they are going to immigrate to earth
What?

Legit viking stories are mostly lost, only 500year late christian rewrites. So the English Christians didnt write in the black people

Who

see Also, Ragnarok was great. gtfo.

This is precisely why Thor needs to be the one to kill Thanos once and for all. Who's suffered more than him?

Hela is a goddess of death. She says so herself. Stop defending shit writing.

Blue bitch

Tony

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Thor lost a brother and had to kill his sister, got dumped by his earth-waifu, lost his home planet and more of his species

Not just women

well, he didn't actually kill his sister, the giant monster did, and his brother is probably alive

and the children too

He engineered the death of his sister. Still lost his planet

No shit, my fiancé would be horny and ready to go after every Thor movie we went and saw, I need more lady boner inducers for my sex life to thrive.

Why does he wield a sikh khanda? seriously Im a lorelet.

you tried horror movies?

>Odin had a galactic empire 10x the size of Palpatine

Stop trying to sound smart with your second grade level biology.
Also it's Asgard, not AsgUArd.

Yes, she's a goddess of death. Meaning she would want to kill people personally and not stop at just killing 50% of them, neither of which Thanos would be ok with. Stop trying to push issues that aren't there.

She’s ugly as fuck

>Asgard is not a place, it’s people
This line kind of bothered me because it feels like the same sort of message you get in all these other movies about vaguely Western-styled countries, “the land doesn’t matter, it’s the people that matters.” Basically separate you from your roots, become a wandering folk subject to the winds of change.

You’re never going to see anyone suggest Wakanda is not a place, it’s people.

>the real Asgard was inside you all along!

I seriously can't blame him. She seems pretty comfortable.

Well Rocket seemed to know about the dwarf weapon planet/star and I think about Asgard too. Also I think Gamora knew about Asgardians as well.

So they are at least known, but I think are still in that "mythological" area even in the greater parts of the universe.

But he did. Rocket gave it to him and he popped it in his empty eye socket right before Rocket said he hid it in his prison wallet.

he knows they can be wished back with the dragon balls wait i mean the infinity stones

Could Odin beat Thanos?

And then CapM will steal Stormbreaker from him to get the finishing blow on Thanos all the while quipping "Never have a man do a woman's job"

Well he kinda got jettisoned into space...so he had more pressing matters to deal with

At his full strength yes.

Could Hela beat Thanos?

CapM cuz she was told she couldn't do things all because she is female and had to deal with cat calls, misogyny, the patriarchy, etc and all that is more troubling than anything any other male Avenger had had to go through combined.

She would join him

Thor could have beaten Thanos, aimed wrong.

I assumed this was shot looking out over the Cliffs of Dover.

Gotta assume Valkyrie survived so that Tessa Thompson can come back as nu -Thor

>has the worst trilogy out of Thor/Iron Man/Captain America
>is best character
How did Marvel achieve this?

t. Only watched the trailer

By having him suffer the most

Nah, femme Thor will end up being CapM. You know in the back of your mind they would pull this.

I doubt Loki is alive this time.

If this happens, I hope there is a backlash because she is too blonde and white.

Struggle is gay af. Why do I wanna watch a bunch of struggling from characters? It's capeshit, I just wanna see badass shit happen with some witty quips thrown it.

And they cut his hair. What the fuck were they thinking> That mane was gorgeous. What a travesty.

Her realm is a realm of the dead. Her ascendancy to the throne of Asgard *could* have been about her realm consuming it. Instead it meant basically nothing, because even with a decade and better than 20 movies to work with, these unimaginative fucks couldn't see the obvious alliance/"romance" they could have used to make Thanos's genocide boner make sense. Instead, he's a cosmic-level retard whi can't even into logistics.

Shit. Writing.

Anyone else find Thor to be the only somewhat enjoyable Marvel movie because of the cool set and costume designs? It's refreshing to see a superhero movie that is not set in the real world so it offers something interesting visually.

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The old lady from captain marvel?

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>LOOK AT THIS PLACE
>IT'S BEAUTIFUL

>Literally just water
>Supposed to be in Norway or some shit
>Looks fake as fuck
>No mountains
>Just weird looking grassland with some rocks

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>the real Asgard was the friends we made along the way

first thor should've been entirely on asgard/jotenheim. the earth scenes were awful.

I've been a Thor fan since 1990 when I was a wee lad.

kills half.

yes
and then he snaps them in half again

No wonder that cinema is dying.

He was chanelling the comic version, even though Watiki wanted to make him le funnay loser XD.

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Nebula

Reminder: That eye was up Rocket's butt

Goddam masterpiece. Disney will never give us anything as good as this.

assgard XD

Asgard is norse mythology, a mythos is a product of its people. Heimdall is the whitest of all the Norse gods too. It's pretty clear they didn't care about accuracy, despite plundering a mythology for capeshit.

>the real Asgard was the friends we made along the way
Half of said friends are dead from Thanos fucking up the ship, then another half got dusted from snap

>lets say less that 50% managed to escape Ragnarok
>50% die by Thanos invading the ship
>50% by snap
this wont be touched upon at all, an entire civilization already forgotten

>Europe is not a place, its's people

So Europe is actually its white population not the landmass thats actually more racist than saying its just the land.

>Do you really need someone to hold your hand and explain to you how a greenscreen scene looks terrible?
no, but an explanation of how this specific one looks terrible would be appreciated

>broken up about have all of his people genocided.
that would be ethnonationalism and lol at having that in s o y capeshit

did you?