Actor

Be 5'10

Be a man

Get me interested in any of his work

That was a great bit

dodge those 16 felonies

MY NAME'S BRIAN
I LIKE TO SKATEBOARD

Who wants to be extinct in a few years

>what can't he do?
Not emulate others.

Is he possibly the biggest coon alive?

be good at any of those things

I miss fun Derrick Comedy and Community Donald Glover. Childish Gambino is okay, but he just takes himself so seriously now.

he's a great actor
he was the best part of solo by far

If S3 is as great as the others, Atlanta’s on its way to being all time cable tv

I agree, but that is really not saying much at all

>not /ourguy/ woody harrelson

derrick comedy is the best thing he's done

Woodward didn't do enough

He's great, a millennium man

Wish they’d let him make that animated Deadpool

Hi iq

apparently whites

I don’t care if Bo Burnham is “rèddit”, I still like him.

I didn't google it beforehand but it's easily the most backhanded compliment I've ever dealt all on accident

Wrong guy.

Any of those well

Act, make music, or tell funny jokes.
He’s also a shitty director. And he ruined the opening of the yeezus album for me too. Not a fan of Donald Glover. I somewhat liked him in community but most of the time he was that LoL So RaNdUmb xD kinda guy and I hated it.

Not be a total cunt.

Bo is not funny. He has ridiculously mediocre standup

Not a fan.

Be a role model and supportive father. Restrain himself from theft.

Be non-nigger.

based

Think critically.

user said "whites" not "jews".

Act, make music, tell jokes?

Out of diversity lapdogs that Hollywood is forcing on the audience, he's better than Zendaya or that ugly idiot Boyega.

>what can't he do
he can't do anything without making a reference to the fact that he's black

cause otherwise woke whites who employ him would cast someone else who'd repeat their poor me white people baaad paroles

This

He's worse than Warriors fans.

Baboonifying

have a career longer than 3 years

write his own music

oh no no no no no

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Is this 2008 grandpa?

Whites are the only thing protecting you from the bugmen.

>americans
>blonde hair/blue eyes
???

>what can't he do?
any of those things "well".

never leave your basement NEET?

i like Donald Glover

>what can't he do?
Be a good actor
Make good music
Do good comedy

*dabs on niggers*

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Fake a hate crime?

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I saw The Martian for the first time yesterday.
>DG character doesn't bother to tell his boss what he's worked out, because...that's how he rolls?
>What he's worked out seems fairly simple, as far as orbital mechanics go
>He has to fucking SPELL IT OUT for 2 of NASA's top mission directors, like they're a pair of normies.

Be Danny Glover

>tainting the purity of the white race

NOPE.jpg

You collect pictures like that on your hard drive?
You really need to have sex.

They order white mans cum. Fucking nuclear, your half quip replies to nothing.

Dayum shitskins pay for THAT sperm? Must really make your incel ass feel like shit huh?

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bo burnham is plain bad at standup. and his youtube is cringe

>His worldview is entirely formed by chinese cartoon image board memes
You're really doubling down on the basement dwelling NEET thing here

Be good at any of those

any of those things well

Then how do we know CPD got the right guy?
Should arrest them both just to make sure.

He's everything Will Smith wanted to be!

be ellen page

FOR A MINUTE THERE I LOST MYSELF

Be free from his jew masters

He can't get me to give a shit about him.

>stand up comedian
he's genuinely not good at this one. But I like Atlanta and his r&b album, so whatever, he's still cool